Barack Obama – Tom Daschle Withdraw Nomination due to Tax Issues Caption Contest




Another Obama Cabinet choice bites the dust on tax issues.

We will start out the captions with … Dude, what the “F” were you thinking, don’t you know I am the Obamamessiah!!!

Let’s see yours …

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  • Comments

    11 Responses to “Barack Obama – Tom Daschle Withdraw Nomination due to Tax Issues Caption Contest”

    1. rightknight on February 4th, 2009 3:39 pm

      “Hello, my name is Tom, and I’m a Taxophobe”.

      Taxophobes are persons who
      Avoid taxes when they’re due
      Suddenly when tapped for fame
      They pay up just to save their name
      While begging trust from me and you

    2. txchic on February 4th, 2009 3:45 pm

      “i’ve had a more lucrative offer in the funeral business”.

    3. on February 4th, 2009 4:27 pm

      Can I have that $140,000 tax money back now that I didn’t get the job?

      Only little people pay taxes. – oops sorry, that one was already used by Leona who went to jail.

    4. buster on February 4th, 2009 7:46 pm

      Uncle who ???

    5. dennisintn on February 5th, 2009 12:12 am

      considering the high percentage of tax dodgers that have turned up in democrat high circles, looks to me like the i.r.s. would do well to audit all democratsin the govt. and being asked to be in the obama govt. if the general population had as high a percentage of tax dodgers that we’ve seen lately, they’d be trying to hire millions of auditors and sending them to the 4 corners of the u.s.

    6. Brenda from Virginia on February 5th, 2009 6:29 am

      The saying looks could kill mean Tom should be laid out flat by now with that look Obamanation is shooting at him….

    7. Rusty Bridges on February 5th, 2009 8:07 am

      #6, except Obama fires blanks when it comes to concern for us.

    8. Rusty Bridges on February 5th, 2009 8:10 am

      “Sorry, I couldn’t read the tax code, These glasses suck! I’m so cheap I took them off my gramma at the viewing.”

    9. on February 5th, 2009 8:44 am

      #5 dennisintn: That’s a good start but unfortunately I don’t think Tax Cheats are exclusive to one party. My guess is we could keep those auditors very busy (and perhaps make a dent in the stimulus pork package) by just having them audit everyone in the congress, senate and cabinet.

    10. scott on February 5th, 2009 11:33 am

      “If I had a knife, I’d OJ you.”

    11. oh canada on February 5th, 2009 4:27 pm

      I’ll weed you out
      one by one

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