Caption Contest: O-BOW-MA GATE … Barack Obama Bows to Emperor of Japan

Back by popular demand … the following picture of Barack Obama bowing over the weekend to the Emperor of Japan might be one of the most fitting pics ever for submission to the caption contest.

CAPTION CONTEST – Obama Bowing Edition

Is he bowing dear or is it the Hunch Back of Barack Obama?

Good Lord, I have never had anyone be this subservient and apologetic. Looks like Obama is at it again, apologizing for the US when they have done nothing to apologise for.

Of course the Obama Administration tried to deflect the protocol gaffe by saying that he was following protocol. This coming from the same people who said that Obama did not bow to the Saudi King.

The LEFT can drink the Kool-Aid all they want and defend the indefensible. We have become accustomed to that. However, the fact remains as stated at Hot Air … a Japan expert to ABC: Yes, Obama’s bow made him look like an idiot.

So much of an idiot, in fact, that according to Tapper’s source, at least one Japanese paper isn’t running the photo out of embarrassment. This tool actually groveled himself into a minor international incident.

From the Gateway Pundit and the Japanese Manners Book, Obama’s “Saikeirei” Bow Was Sign of Apology & It Was Mean

Provide your own caption … have at it folks.

CNN Down 68% in Prime Time Ratings … FOX News Up Almost 10% Since Obama WH Declared War on Fox

FOX UP … CNN DOWN!

It is the law of unintended consequences by the White House and one of the worst political calculations in recent memory. Everyone, including other media outlets, could probably have predicted the media boost and WH backlash that this would provide to Fox. Obama even went so far as to force the other media outlets to FOX’s aid. Oops! And these are the people that run the country, huh?

Maybe CNN would like to ask the communications director with the Obama White House whether Barack Obama would like to declare a war on CNN? The once only 24–7 news network game in town now finds its prime time ratings drop 68%.

I have been reporting CNN’s bad numbers for some time and now it will be official when the October numbers are in, CNN is in last place behind MSNBC, HLN and you know who.

CNN’s numbers have dropped in half overall (52%) and 68% in prime time comparing October 2008 to 2009, TV by the Numbers reported.

In the 25-54 demographic, CNN dropped 62% overall and by 77% in prime time.

It would seem that it does not pay to be an Obama “Official News Media Organization”.

CNN can provide all the excuses they want. The fact of the matter is that “We the People” are voting with our remote controls and are tired of liberal slanted media. CNN is quick to blame “opinion” cable shows; however, it is not as though they do not have the same. They just have ones that are unwatchable.

However, FOX News is up nearly 10% since the Obama White House foolishly decided to declare war on Fox.

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Now This Is Funny … MSNBC’s Contessa Brewer Can’t Tell the Difference Between Al Sharpton and Jesse Jackson … Oops!!!

Yet another MSNBC interview worthy of the MSM Hall of Fame …

Talk about your ignorant teleprompter reading news media. MSNBC’s Contessa Brewer can’t seem to tell the difference between the Reverend Al Sharpton and the Reverend Jesse Jackson. I guess all reverends look the same to her.

This is priceless … HAHAHAHAHAHA, Jesse did not look amused.

 Reverend Jesse Jackson … “um, I’m Reverend Jesse Jackson”

Brewer’s response: “I’m so sorry, the – the script in front of me said Reverend Al Sharpton…I know who you are, Reverend Jackson.”

To Contessa Brewer’s defense, it is difficult to tell the difference between bottom-feeding demagogues? as after a while they do tend to sound the same.

Just a reminder to Contessa, Jesse Jackson is the one who wanted to “cut Obama’s nuts off”. Al Sharpton is the one who advanced the Tawana Brawley case.

Could you imagine, just imagine if this took place if Jackson was doing this interview on FOX News? Just imagine if Jesse Jackson had the courage to be interviewed by Rush Limbaugh and this occurred? Do you not think that the first thing that would come from Jackson would be a defensive and accusatory comments like … what, you can’t tell who I am, you think we all look the same? But when it comes from BSNBC, we all realize it’s not racism, its just plain incompetence.

Life Imitating Satire … The Nobel Peace Prize Becomes the Ultimate Joke to SNL’s “Do Nothing” Obama Presidency

How comical and absurd was Obama’s being awarded the Nobel Peace Prize? Saturday Night Live’s satire of  their liberal Obamamessiah President as a record of nothing and a do nothing Commander and Chief was more of an actual commentary as to The One’s time in office than a spoof.

Last week we commented on SNL’s scathing satire of Barack Obama and his “do nothing” Presidency. SNL stated, Obama was not a socialist. Barack Obama had a RECORD OF NOTHING. Almost one year and nothing to show for it …

One really glaring issue is brought up in the humorous comparison between SNL and the Noble Peace Prize decision. SNL stated one year and Obama has done nothing so it begs to ask the question what did Obama do in 11 days as President? Would not the nomination of a Nobel candidate have to include their accomplishments? How could the Nobel Peace Prize committee consider accomplishments of a nominee that were not on an application? Hmm? The answer is, you can’t.

The deadline for nominations is Feb. 1, meaning the president was nominated after being in office for just 11 days.

The award is “extraordinarily unprecedented,” Michael Worek, author of “Nobel: A Century of Prize Winners,” told ABC News.

“It would be like awarding the Oscar halfway through the movie. You’re not saying it’s a bad movie, you aren’t knocking it. But we just don’t know how it ends,” Worek said.

See VIDEO HERE

However, the writers at SNL were out done this past week on the comedy front. Barack “a record of nothing” Obama was awarded the Nobel Peace Prize for literally doing nothing. When it was first announced that Obama won the award the first thing people did was check the calendar to make sure that it was not April Fool’s Day. Who didn’t think that this was a goof or a news report from either The Onion or Scrappleface when they were read it?

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Trouble in Democratic Paradise: Speaker Pelosi’s Eye Roll When Harry Reid Touches Her and Lies

Now this is priceless … How do you really feel San Fran Nan?

Democrat Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi will never confuse being “touched by an Angel” with being touched by Democrat Majority leader, Nevada Senator Harry Reid.

Wow, this little diddy has all the looks of that uncomfortable moment of a blind date or the creepy, older, touchy-feely uncle giving a hug. The body language and facial expression on Pelosi is priceless. The eyeroll is even more amazing when considering Botox.

Pelosi insisted Wednesday that it wasn’t so, telling POLITICO that she was “not upset,” adding: “I don’t know where you would have heard such a thing.”

More Obama Art … Art Imitating, Um, Art … Or is it Plagiarizing Art? (Watusi - L’Escargot)

Obama’s choice in art seems to snail, sorry pale in comparison to the real deal.

Who knew that “Watusi” actually translated to “L’Escargot?”  This White House certainly has an eye for detail. Oops, Mr. President … that looks an awful lot like a snail.

 “Watusi (Hard Edge),” by Alma Thomas

Art? Looks like the collage I made in the 3rd grade.

What’s up with the Obama art collection in the White House? First we have the “art of Maybe,” now we have the art of plagiarism.

From Michelle Malkin via the Free Republic comes this little artistic remake gem.  

Today, a Free Republic poster notices another of the Obamas’ curious art choices: “Watusi (Hard Edge),” by Alma Thomas, who is described by the NYTimes as “a longtime Washington resident who is an African-American painter.”

L’Escargot, left, Watusi, right

The Gateway Pundit confirms that there is a fraud in The White House. But we already knew that didn’t we? What a metaphor.

This is cool, Brian Ledbetter at Snapped Shots has an animation overlay of the two pieces of art. Glad to see someone has an eye for detail.

Can Obama Get Anything Right? While Presenting the Medal of Freedom The One Messes Up Billie Jean King’s Tennis Stats

Can this President get any thing correct?

It appears not. One day after President Barack Obama made the incorrect and false statement that the AARP supported his socialized Obamacare single payer health care plan in New Hampshire, the Obamamessiah managed mess up the career stats of Tennis great Billie Jean King as she was presented with the Presidential Medal of Freedom.

Before presenting tennis legend Billie Jean King with the Medal of Freedom Wednesday, President Obama ticked off some …

… of her accomplishments: 12 Grand Slam titles, 101 doubles titles, 67 singles titles.

“Pretty good, Billie Jean,” he quipped.

But he didn’t get any of it right, according to King herself.

“They didn’t get any of my facts right,” King lightheartedly noted afterward. “Did you see all the – how many titles I won? I was cracking up.”

“Not even in the ballpark,” she continued.

This screw up on the part of the President and his handlers is a metaphor for his Presidency. A lack of detail and preparation. How does one mess up Billie Jean King’s tennis stats? Come on.  Obama just makes it up as he goes along and no one calls him on it. No one until Obamacare. How difficult is it really to fact check some one’s career tennis statistics. This is the person you want in charge of your health care when they cannot even get some thing as simple as tennis wins correct?

Obama’s Teleprompter Metaphor … Teleprompters came crashing down to the floor & crashing in Many Pieces

Omen? A sign of things to come? With Obama’s continued eroding approval rating and his continued want to bankrupt America with high taxes, universal healthcare and cap & trade, it’s not only Obama’s teleprompter that will be crashing into many pieces.

TOTUS … RIP

Talk about your metaphors … even TOTUS, the teleprompter of the United States, can’t take what is sprawled across it’s monitor these days and crashed to the ground much like Obama’s approval ratings have lately.

Midway through his speech on urban and metropolitan policy in the Eisenhower Executive Office Building this afternoon, one of his two small glass prompters came crashing down, hitting the wood floor and crashing in many pieces. It made quite a ruckus.

“Oh, goodness,” a startled President Obama said. “Sorry about that, guys.”

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Room With a View Fallout … “I would have boxed their ears” Says Teens Mom of Obama & Sarkozy

And now the fallout from the family of the 17 year old Brazilian beauty and the “butt shot” seen round the world.

According to the NY Post, the mad-as-hell mama of the 17-year-old Brazilian beauty would have boxed their ears if she was present.

“If I were there, I would have boxed their ears,” said Lucia Rodrigues, 37. “They should be ashamed of themselves.”

Patriarch Eduardo Tavares, after finally getting around to seeing the famous photo of his daughter from behind, quickly changed his tune from proud papa to furious father.

“My daughter is not a model and she is not a sex symbol,” he told The Post. “That photograph has ruined my whole family.”

Some great comments at The Gateway Pundit. This might be one of the best:

“I did not have ogle with that teenager . . . “

Caption Contest … Barack Obama Style … Who Says The One Does not Provide Comedy Material?

OBAMA CAPTION CONTEST

Who says that this President does not provide comedic material … what do you call the pic below?

Stimulus You Can Believe In …

President Barack Obama seems to have had a “Bill Clinton” moment as he stares at a 16 year olds assets during a G-8 with French President Nicolas Sarkozy.

The beauty who prompted the president to channel his inner Bill Clinton was identified as Rio de Janeiro resident Mayara Tavares. The girl from Ipanema had been selected to attend a meeting of young people held in conjunction with the summit.

From the NY Post … TAIL TO THE CHIEF and BABY GOT BARACK!

I wonder what Michelle Obama will have to say to Barack behind closed doors?

Let’s see your captions … have at it..

UPDATE I: Leave it up to the Obama water carrying Newsweek to make excuses for the Obamamessiah being human. Because to those at Newsweek, Obama could do nothing of the sort. Who knew that Newsweek knows what Obama thinks and does. Watch the VIDEO for yourself. Sorry I still do not see what they are looking at or making excuses for.

Macsmind has a different point of view than the apologetic media …

The only problem is that the girl in the floral gown was a good six feet back before Obama offers his hand. But those eyes were fixed squarely on the butt of that 16 year old. He’s not “innocent” by a long shot.

From Politics Daily: Ogling is in the Eye of the Beholder

However, what is most telling is the quick excuses that the MSM came up with to brush this snap shot in time away. Maybe they will do the same thing the next time a Republican finds them self in a similar situation? Or maybe the MSM won’t go out of their way to take a visually fake compromising photo? Nah, I doubt it.

UPDATE II: Looks like out buds at The Jawa Report are having a caption contest as well. Be forewarned, they will be really racy, but humorous.