Carlos Danger and Client 9 Come Up Short … Weiner & Eliot Spitzer Lose in Last Night in NYC’s Mayoral & Comptoller Democrat Primary (Update: Weiner Flips Reporter the Bird

Thank you New York City for not embarrassing yourselves. Now both of you, please go away for good! A note to Weiner and Spitzer, sex scandals do matter …

Carlos Danger and Client 9 lose.

Carlos Danger, oops Anthony Weiner was crushed last night in the Democrat Mayoral primary, losing to De Blasio.  Weiner finished a distant last place 5th and only received 4.9% of the vote in the Democratic primary. Personally, it is rather head scratching that Weiner managed to get nearly 5% of the vote.  However, the day was not without it’s typical and pathetic antics coming from the Weiner campaign as Sydney Leathers, former sexting partner of Anthony Weiner, attempted to crash his election night party, Weiner’s ridiculous concession speech and his final parting shot of a one finger salute. WEINER … GO AWAY!!!

New York mayoral candidate Bill de Blasio, who began his campaign as a long-shot but surfed a late wave of momentum by tapping into liberal anxiety over the three-term administration of Mayor Michael Bloomberg, overwhelmed his opponents on Tuesday to finish first in the city’s Democratic mayoral primary.

With results still being counted late Tuesday evening, de Blasio, the city’s public advocate, was bobbing around the 40% mark needed to avoid a three-week runoff race for the Democratic nomination.

Exit Polls

And in the classy tone that Weiner has run this ridiculous campaign to be Mayor of NYC, as a parting shot, Weiner flipped the media the middle finger (see pic here) as he hopefully has faded into the sunset for good. Thankfully, Weiner’s 3 ring circus has come to an end.

Eliot Spitzer, also known as client #9 and the disgraced former Governor of New York also lost his bid for political redemption last night as he was defeated in the Democratic primary for New York City comptroller by the current Manhattan borough president, Scott M. Stringer. With 97% of the precincts reporting early Wednesday, Stringer was ahead 52.1% to 47.9%.

“I am proud to have run a campaign over the past nine weeks that many thought was incapable to mount,” said Mr. Spitzer, who was subdued but not emotional. “We did it in a way that made me proud to revisit the issues we fought for when I was attorney general and governor, to lay out an agenda of what we believed was right for this great city.”

“I say to the public, I am proud to have served,” he continued.

A special thank you to the people of  New York City who collectively told both of the pervs, Weiner and Spitzer, to take a hike and GO AWAY!

Former Anthony Weiner Female Voter Rips Weiner a New One in Brooklyn the Way His Wife Huma Should Have after Sexting Scandal … “One person yelling isn’t going to stop me!” … Wanna Bet?


Ever wonder what Anthony Weiner’s wife Huma should have done to the cheating, sleazy, pervy Weiner? Enter Jane Borock, a woman who  formerly voted for Anthony Weiner and who have him a piece of her mind during Weiner’s trip to Brooklyn. Borock went on a tirade on Weiner and was just relentless.  The fired up woman let him have it, Brooklyn style … “F*ck you! Go back to your little Hamptons house.”

You are disgusting! You are an embarrassment of a third-generation native,” said Jane Borock, 35, as she waded into a meet-and-greet with voters in a plaza bordering Atlantic Avenue. “Your little overnight sleepover in public housing. F*ck you! Go back to your little Hamptons house.”

Mr. Weiner, still playfully quizzing a mother and a young girl, tried to calm the woman down. “You’re very passionate. I appreciate your view.”

“I’m passionate? More passionate than you on Twitter. I’m a social media expert. Get someone to handle your shit! You are disgusting. Disgusting,” she railed. Ms. Borock, wielding a camera phone, then turned to the press surrounding her. “And fuck you all for covering …”

“Whoa! Whoa,” said Mr. Weiner, growing angry. “You’ve got little kids here. You’ve got little kids here … just don’t curse.”

“Little kids?! You have NO right to talk about little kids … Talking about little kids? Social media? You wanna see some Twitter action?” she demanded.

“Relax,” he told her.

“Don’t tell me to relax,” she scolded back. “Don’t tell me about anything.”

Anthony Weiner Sexting Partner Sydney Leathers Continues Her 15 Minutes of Fame as Sge Trips Naked for ‘Sex Tape’

Who saw this coming, but everyone ... It would appear that Anthony Weiner’s sexting partner Sydney Leathers wants to cash in on her 15 minutes of fame infamy with a sex tape …

Talk about water seeking it’s own level. Sydney Leathers is no victim of Anthony Weiner in this pathetic sexting scandal.  She is a complicit, selfish, attention seeking narcissist herself. The more she talks, the more we realize she is just as much of an attention seeking low life as he is. One would think that after getting caught up in the salacious scandal, that you would take the Southwest Airline ad suggestion of “Wanna Get Away’. But not for Sydney Leathers. So what does she do when caught up in this disgusting and embarrassing sexting scandal with NYC mayoral candidate, and former US Rep. Anthony Weiner? Why make a sex tape of course.

It just further shows that some people have no shame and once and for all, there is no one wearing a white hat in this pathetic story. Live it up while you can Sydney, because you will only regret this decision for the rest of your life.

Sydney Leathers

Pic – NY Post: So this is what Weiner ruined his career comeback over?

Ladies and gentlemen, prepare for an epic shock — Anthony Weiner’s sexting partner Sydney Leathers has filmed a hardcore masturbation porn … and TMZ has some pics from the shoot.

Yeah, we saw it coming — Sydney paid a visit to Vivid porn HQ in L.A. just days ago … and Vivid’s fearless leader, Steve Hirsch, isn’t one to waste time.

We’ve seen the flick, so we’ll paint you a picture. Leathers gets naked, strikes a bunch of stereotypical porn poses, and away she goes … strumming the old banjo.

If you really want to see clips of in, you can go here (Warning: Nudity) at your own peril.  What a future this girl has. Did anyone really expect Leathers to be “Sweet Polly Purebred”?

Move Over Anthony Weiner, Bubba’s Back … Monica Lewinsky – Bill Clinton Sex Tape Surfaces

I’m back, Clinton’s blast from the past …

Move over Anthony ‘Carlos Danger’ Weiner, the king of political perv is back. Talk about a blast from the past. According to Radar Online, The National Enquirer is set to publish details of a Monica Lewinsky sex tape that she recorded for Bill Clinton during their inappropriate affair. You remember, when President Bill Clinton was telling us that he did not have sex with that woman [a White House intern], miss Lewinsky, not a single time. No wonder the Clinton’s have been upset with Anthony Weiner and his wife Huma for the latest sex scandal and all the references back to Bubba’s sordid sex scandals with Monica Lewinsky back in the day when Bill Clinton was president.

Let’s face it America, when it comes to sex scandals Weiner’s sexting pales in comparison to Bill Clinton’s sex with an intern as President. There is no comparison, yet we have hypocritical Democrats calling for Weiner to drop out of the NY’s mayor race but they defended Clinton to the high heavens saying that it was a person matter. Hmm … no double standard here is there?

A sex tape that Monica Lewinsky recorded for Bill Clinton at the height of their scandalous affair has leaked, during which the former White House intern is heard planning a secret sexual rendezvous with the president and declaring she is “too cute and adorable” to be ignored.

On the audio tape obtained by The National Enquirer, Lewinsky at one point tries to seduce the commander in chief: “I could take my clothes off and start… well… I know you wouldn’t enjoy that? I hope to see you later and I hope you will follow my script and do what I want.”

Lewinsky, who turned 40 last week, made the three-minute, 47 second recording in November 1997 and addressed it to “handsome.”

Weasel Zippers asks, I would love to know who leaked this tape, the timing surrounding the Weiner scandals are uncanny.

Daily Commentary – Tuesday, July 30, 2013 – I Apologize Ahead of Time for the Lame Weiner Jokes

  • Written in the NY Post regarding the latest in the Anthony Weiner campaign

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