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Who knew they decorated the divi divi trees up in Aruba on Halloween?
It’s probably people who went to the police station to report a crime and had to wait on Jacobs to have his Frosted Flakes and coffee.
the VDS’S closet? Ahata’s? Straten’s?
Maybe they are 6 yr old olds who have been there for a couple years, you know, illegal immigrants.
Damn! Who has been taking pictures of my basement laboratory!!!
The Backroom at CnC’s?
The Aruban National Christmas Tree?
the innocent parties in aruba.joe bear
Taterhead’s Pimps Vs Local Tourists: 4 to 0. Series over!
j2k was released as suspects. the dutch admitted the crimes against natalee couldn’t be solved. the cowboys rode.
Justice finally for Natalee – Sweaty and Taterhead Sloot and the slimy Kalpoes hung out to dry for the drugging, kidnap, rape and murder of this innocent young tourist girl.
After bringing Aruba to its economic knees, Aruba finally gets smart and throws a little party for Paulus, Joran, Satish, and Deepak.
WOW… Aruban Law Enforcement finally searched the VanderSloot’s property!!
How many vandersloots does anita have in her closet?
sm, just read an email from fox news. greta is having a one hour show on natalee sunday, oct 29th, at 4 p.m. eastern.
SM:Ã‚ Yes, I posted that in the forum earlier today.Ã‚ It looks like it might be a repeat of an earlier show though, the one year anniversary show. (klaasend)
ARUBA is like a HAUNTED HOUSE
is that tree a CLONE of JOE TACOSPINNER ?????
the vds family tree.
Rofl..# 13 mrs.red..
Wow, Dude that was a great party!!@&*$*&@!!!
I’M SO HUNG OVER, I CAN’T REMEMBER ANYTHING.
WHAT HAPPENED TO EVERYBODY??!?!?!?!!!*!*!*?*?
YEAR = 2066
PLACE = P.I.M.P. Retirement “hangout”
Whose closet did these come from?
We’re the only bones left to jump on Aruba
My name is Scully
Come Have Some Pie With Me…
HAPPY HALLOWEEN, folks.
Look at the legs on this BROAD!!!!
Justice 4 Natalee
What I see is the four main players finally getting what they deserve.
Hey sporter where are your tennis shoes?
YEAH!!i never saw a display like this in aruba! you want to know where ik did? in the southern U.S.! didn’t they use to call this a redneck X-MAS tree? remember,back in the days when they had good ol”fasion” values!
I read everyday but don’t post. I have attached a link for the “natural bridge” in Aruba. Apparently they have a few based on the article. I have never been there and in light of what has happened will never go there. This is the biggest one. I do think somehow there is a link between Natalee and this falling. And also the 3 are guilty as ****. It’s interesting to read here because I agree with most of the opinions and what has happened in the case.
maybey if they give “the minutemen” a little more leeway,mabey we can see these beautifull trees bearing these “strange fruit” growing in the south again! load up the gunrack and bring the rope jethro! don’t forget the beer and the jerky!
I wouldn’t be talking about strange fruit
if I were you!!!
Your stomping grounds is where the raping, throat slashing, murderous, child killing Van der Rapes hail from! Hey, and don’t forget about good old Gaydo…
If word gets out you enjoy it…
they ‘MABEY’ be coming over to take your
sorry Dutch a$$ out to see the sharks!
VDS2 and K2 still meeting by the pool, concocting stories for God.
VDS2 and K2 meeting by the pool to concoct a story to tell God.
And justice for all (at last)
dutchdog~ That about which you speak is in the ugly past. Shall we stoop to that level and mention the Dutch role early on in WW II? Has no bearing, now does it? Let’s talk about the recent past. Are you involved in Natalee Holloway’s disappearance?
To ARUBA- You just don’t understand OUR system!
Hanging around waiting for some truth from Aruba!
#35, roflmao, turn about is fair play.
dutchdog reaching waaaaay back in history, see.. they have to do that to justify in their minds what he/they did to Natalee.
See when these murderer’s or friends of the murderer’s come here & point to US crime & US missing persons that is how they JUSTIFY what they did to Natalee.
It makes no sense i know but that is the mentality on Aruba but it won’t fly here & never will.
Carpe, the last photo in #24 – is that GretaMal doing housework???? HAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
In Aruba, skeletons are not just in the closet, they hang from trees as well.
justinsmama,you got us!!! the ENTRIRE dutch population is sitting on a round table right now! disscussing how we can cover up natalee holloways disappearance!….WHAT THE HELL HAVE YOU BEEN SMOKING!! if anybody is going to solve this crime!THE DUTCH ARE! you really piss me off when you act like the dutch don’t do anything.Peter R de Vries is going at it right now,and he is known for lighting a few fires under the police’s asses,authoritys or criminals,he’s not easally impressed……P.S. the picture above just reminded me of an 50 year old picture which left quite an impression on me when i was a kid. “strange fruit” you know,the billy holliday song…i live with the dutch past and you live with yours.the only thing we can do about it is that it never happens again #29
Finally, they are using their heads!
My caption for this photo:
Look what you can find on aruba’s white sandy beaches!
Aruba’s ATA new advertising slogan:
COME HANG OUT WITH US
Aruba, meet Judge Roy Bean.
The 4 victims died from cocaine overdose.
How ya hangin?
Must be an insurance scam.
Bones? What bones?
Maybe now we can search the vd Sloot property!
Aruban Medical School curriculum:
The foot bone connected to the leg bone,
The leg bone connected to the knee bone,
The knee bone connected to the thigh bone,
The thigh bone connected to the back bone,
The back bone connected to the neck bone,
The neck bone connected to the head bone,
Oh, hear the word of the Lord!
Dem bones, dem bones gonna walk aroun’,
Dem bones, dem bones, gonna walk aroun’
Dem bones, dem bones, gonna walk aroun’
Oh, hear the word of the Lord.
The head bone connected to the neck bone,
The neck bone connected to the back bone,
The back bone connected to the thigh bone,
The thigh bone connected to the knee bone,
The knee bone connected to the leg bone,
The leg bone connected to the foot bone,
Oh, hear the word of the Lord!
Anything more complicated – it’s a donkey bone.
Just rule it a suicide.
It looks old to me – just toss it.
tuberculosis, methicillin resistant staph aureus, Dengue fever, HIV – at epidemic status,no need to worry, we’ll just get the fire truck in here to squirt down the hospital.
C=MD, D=MD, F=MD, I=MD
Never had an A or B here in 20 years.
SunFreak2, #51 sure makes you the winner in my book, but first there will have to be a whole lot more skeletons blowing in the breeze to get close to that place…..chris
A larger number of slaves were taken to the Caribbean than went to the USA. Also, the Carribean instituted slavery long before the USA did.
Anita must have walked by in her see through blouse.
sunfreak2 the U.S.A. din’t even exist long before the carribian!(columbus landed there remember)and it was a “halfway station” to the U.S.(which was british at the time) and south america.get your history right!the dutch,therefore the antillies banned slavery LONG before the U.S. did!the U.S. became to dependant on slave labour just to let it go! according to mayan_moons i was going to far back into history!but you put the shovel even a couple of kicks deeper! it’s just like justinsmama said,it’s all in the ugly past!(she doesn’t know a lot about the dutch in WW2 but that’s another story)WE WILL SOLVE THIS CRIME EVEN IF IT TAKES US A 1000 YEARS!!
Of course you’d rather blah blah blah about slavery, war history, hell anything but the fact that Joran & Kalpoe’s the last people to be with Natalee and been lying ever since. Aruba does not care about Americans and now Americans don’t care about you.
#42 – Dutch Hog.
The Dutch are NOT going to solve this crime. We already know that the evidence has been destroyed, tampered with, and altered by the Aruban Law Enforcement. Not to mention the crime scene (Paulus and Anita’s home) was never searched.
If the Dutch had a shred of integrity and were serious about solving this crime, they would have VOIDED all judgements made to protect Paulus. These judgements were made by black robed buddies of his – clear conflict of interest.
I will eat my words if I am wrong…but if I was a betting man….I would be betting that the Dutch being in Aruba is just an attempt to show that even the Dutch agree that there is no evidence and that the perpetrators (Paulus + J2K) will walk free and they will close the case.
THE DUTCH INVESTIGATORS ARE NOT GOING TO DO A THING WITH THIS CASE…MARK MY WORDS…this, my friend, is how cover-ups work. md
Here’s Aruba’s new “Trick or Treat” slogan:
TRICK OR TREAT—-
PREDATORS ON THE STREET—
WALKING THE ARUBAN DATE RAPE BEAT—-
KALPOES, PAULUS AND JORAN ON THE RUN…….
IN ARUBA EVIL IS #1!!!
Hang those evil skeletons by their garbonzos!
#56; Dutchhog: It would appear Mr. Hog that your history book is mistaken. Slavery was abolished in the Dutch Antilles in 1863, the same year Lincoln issued the Emancipation Proclamation in the U.S. The ratification of the 13th Amendment in 1865 legally abolished slavery in the U.S. The Netherlands were the last European country to abolish slavery. The French (1790s) and the British (1830s) did so much earlier than the Dutch. The Dutch were very dependent on slave labor in the Caribbean just as America was before the Civil War. They had important sugar plantations in the Dutch colony of Suriname, and many African slaves escaped and formed kingdoms in the interiors which led to violent wars. Slaves were subjected to beatings and rape. The islands of Curacao and Aruba were particularly hit hard by the abolition of slavery in 1863, and their economies suffered until the construction of oil refineries in the early 20th century. Slavery has existed throughout the history of mankind on every continent. As horrible an institution as it was, it was not invented by or practiced only in the southern United States of America.
Very consise! Thank you Ramlady!
Have a look see at this for a minute. It has been
gnawing away at me all weekends.
510-24 MARRIOTT BASIN BAG DEAD BODY IMAGES
She sure looks like she
has Natalee’s beautiful
eyes to me! It is
Un-Enhanced Bag Area
Un-enhanced Blow Up
Enhanced Blow Up
JUSTICE 4 NATALEE!
Boycott Aruba in to the dirt.
LOL Yes, Paralegal…
quite a hottie, huh?
Back to number 62 for a minute.
I found it and mapped it on her birthday.
” this happened 20 times before”
No Boby…No Crime.
No body…no crime.
Is that the new picture for the Aruba Tourism page?
Things are dead around here….
” werk you fingers to the bone, whadya get….boney fingers”
I think the words were like
“if they do not find a body (mean someone is dead) they cannot prove a crime (meaning unlawful: assuming body being dead I would think that would mean, they can’t prove you murdered someone)
They exact verbage can be found on SM under Deepaks statements. Really interesting if you disect that statment, particularly since Deepak said Paulus said that, and Paulus was a judge in training. Why would they think Natalee was dead?
That’s what I call covering all the branches in Aruben government! Oh look thats Paulus playing the part of the tree! As usual mouth wide open!!
Dutch Hog, I suggest you reread your history book. I’ve read mine and much much more.
I’ve snipped some info from the Wikipedia just for you.
“New World destinations-
African slaves were brought to Europe and the Americas to supply cheap labor. Central America only imported around 200,000. Europe topped this number at 300,000, North America, however, imported 500,000. The Caribbean was the second largest consumer of slave labor at 4 million. South America, with Brazil taking most of the slaves, imported 4.5 million before the end of slavery.”
“The second record of African slavery in Colonial America begins with twenty blacks recorded as being brought by a Dutch ship and sold to the English colony of Jamestown, Virginia in 1619 as indentured servants.”
Let me summarize that for you -
1. Dutch brought slaves to American colonies
2. Carribean imported 4 million slaves. (4,000,000)
3. US imported 1/2 million slaves. (500,000)
#59, Sheri, I love your poem! Great job!
Justice for Nat -
IN TO THE DIRT.
They are cold blooded killers. period
After going out on a limb for the J2K’s, Aruban hot spots have scaled down to skeleton crews. Happy Hollo wienee
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