One of the Funniest Thanksgiving Moments Ever from WKRP in Cincinnati … Turkey Drop

This is not our formal Thanksgiving Day salute; however, I would be remiss if we did not include on this day what had to be one of the top 10 funniest comedy episodes of all time.

One of the funniest comedy clips of all times …. Turkey Drop from WKRP in Cincinnati.

As God as my witness, I thought turkeys could fly

Amsterdam’s Marijuana selling Coffee Shops Up in Smoke

Cannabis selling coffee shops, up in smoke in Amsterdam.

In Amsterdam almost 1/5 of all cannabis selling shops will be closed down because they are too close to schools. Due to new rules regulating Marijuana selling coffee shops, all within 250 meters of a school must be closed by 2011. What, selling pot within 250 meters of a school, say it isn’t so. What’s next in the Netherlands, banning brothels too close to schools as well?

ALMERE, Netherlands (Reuters) - Almost a fifth of Amsterdam’s popular marijuana-selling coffee shops will be closed down because they are too close to schools, the city council said Friday.

Of the 228 coffee shops in the Dutch capital, 43 must close by the end of 2011 because they are within 250 meters of a school, the council said.

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Should the US Government Stop Dumping Money into the Hole?

World leaders at the G20 financial summit are meeting this weekend in Washington, DC have pledged to work together to restore global growth.

As Congress contemplates more and more bail out packages for companies who refuse to change and adapt their business models and practices  and as more and more industries get in line for a tax payer bail out The Onion asks … Is it time to close the National Money Hole?

In The Know: Should The Government Stop Dumping Money Into A Giant Hole?

The Onion: The Transition of Barack Obama Supporter … Win Causes Obsessive Supporters To Realize How Empty Their Lives Are

To SNL, who said there is not tons of funny material from the Obama campaign. The Onion has out done themselves this time. This is a must watch …

Obama Win Causes Obsessive Supporters To Realize How Empty Their Lives Are

Obama Win Causes Obsessive Supporters To Realize How Empty Their Lives Are

Some Well Needed Comic Relief While Watching Election Returns … American Celebrity

Found this little diddy tonight while scouring the internet for election results. After McCain lost Pennsylvania some comic relief was much needed.

Take a listen to American Celebrity … funny as hell and dead on correct.

 Hat Tip: PoliPundit

Change You Can Believe In … A New National Anthem Courtesy of Barack Obama

Since Obama is into change and decided that the American National Anthem was not important enough to play at a campaign stop recently in New Hampshire … The Jawa Report is providing us with Barack Obama’s changes to the National Anthem. Why is this not that unbelievable if it acyually occured?

Obamunism … Change you can believe in.

Obama National Anthem Change You Can Believe In

 Obamunism:

• Share the wealth socialism
• Decrease Military Spending
• Obama and the Attempt to Destroy the Second Amendment
• Raising Taxes on Business in the teeth of a Recession will raise taxes on middle and lower classes
• Will Meet without preconditions with leaders of Iran, Syria, Cuba and North Korea

What if ‘SNL’ or the MSM mocked Michelle Obama or Barack Obama … Media Double Standard

Double standard in the media … You betcha!!!

Humor is not only supposed to be funny, really good humor is also based on a hint of the truth. The fact that the media cannot poke fun of Obama is telling. Personally, if one cannot find humor in their own actions and poke fun at themselves, they are not well rounded enough to lead as they take themselves far too seriously.

Why can’t the “lame” stream media or late night comedy shows like SNL be fair in their representation of their craft? One, the media, is supposed to report the news, provide us with insight and expose the truth. They are supposed to do this without an overt bias an openly rooting for a political candidate. The other, comedy, is supposed to make us laugh through whatever method and provide a satirical environment of not only the political landscape, but our society. Why do they both fail miserably? Is it any wonder why the NY Times is losing money. They must ask themselves, in an Obama Administration … what is the media and SNL going to show their readers and viewers, a blank page or screen?

As Pat Buchanan recently wrote, what if SNL mocked Michelle Obama? Buchanan’s thought is if they did they would be brought up on hate crimes. If anyone thinks that is far fetched all one needs to look at is the consistent use of the word “racist” for any questioning of Barack or Michelle Obama. Instead the MSM piles on Sarah Palin, John and even Cindy McCain and forgets Biden and the Obama’s. The liberals play the “experience” card with Palin, yet forget their hypocrisy in that not too long ago the Dems were a scream way from nominating Howard Dean, an inexperienced Governor of the small state of VT to be President.

The media cannot get enough of the “Saturday Night Live” impersonations of Palin as a bubblehead. News shows pick up the Tina Fey clips and run them and run them to the merriment of all.

Can one imagine “Saturday Night Live” doing weekly send-ups of Michelle Obama and her “I’ve never been proud” of my country, this “just downright mean” America, using a black comedienne to mimic and mock her voice and accent?

“Saturday Night Live” would be facing hate-crime charges.

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Maybe the US Government Could Learn Something from Prostitutes with Credit Crisis … Oldest Profession is not Suffering

Hey Congress, White House and Feds it looks like you guys and gals could learn a thing or two from the oldest profession. They seem to be doing something right. As the Dow Jones plummets followed by the world markets, the business of prostitution is still strong. After all many have said there really is not much of a difference between the two professions these days. Of course these days prostitutes have a higher approval rating than Congress and pretty much do the will of the people, or at least their “Johns”. I bet prostitutes would never extend 100 to 1 debt to asset ratio loans to their customer.

Isn’t this special, according to The Daily News even though the stock market has tanked and investors have lost their collective shirts … the world’s oldest profession keeps chugging along as business is still brisk. Some people have cut back on their services; however, it appears that many need the get away from their 9–5 jobs. I guess it pays to be in a cash business.

The long-haired, long-legged hooker then explained why the red-light district remains a blue-chip commodity: “If men are horny, they’re going to come in here.”

Take that, Ben Bernanke.

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Barack Obama Smelly Plane … Seeing How The Other Half Lives … “everything that goes around comes around”

Who knew that Phoebe from “Friends” should be the house band on the Barack Obama plane singing her never ending rendition of Smelly Cat? Seems that Dean Reynolds of CBS News has changed candidate coverage from Obama to McCain and as he states, The differences between the two are striking. Reynolds also makes a rather glaring comment in regards to the Obama campaign, “But in politics, everything that goes around comes around”

Smelly Plane, Smelly Plane,
What are they feeding you?
Smelly Plane, Smelly Plane
It’s not your fault

They won’t take you to the vet
You’re obviously not their favorite pet
Smelly Plane, Smelly Plane,
It’s not your fault

You may not be a bed of roses
You’re not friend to those with noses
I’ll miss you before we’re done
Or the world will smell as one

Reynolds also makes a rather glaring comment in regards to the Obama campaign, “But in politics, everything that goes around comes around” It would appear that the press is treated better aboard McCain One vs. Air Obama. It would also seem that the McCain camp is more organized.

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Full Contact TV: Bill O’Reilly Blasts Rep. Barney Frank, Chairman of the House Services Committee, For His Roll in Failed Fannie Mae-Freddie Mac

LET’S GET READY TO RUMBLE … Welcome to FCT, Full Contact TV

Tonight on The Factor, Bill O’Reilly ripped Barny Frank, House Representative and Chairman of the House Services Committee, for his roll in the failed Fannie Mae-Freddie Mac scandal. WOW, this is must see You Tube!!! Watch what happens when Barney Frank tries to lie his way out of what he actually said. Make no mistake who was to blame for these financial disasters and who looked the other way and ran cover while Fannie and Freddie sank deeper into total failure.

O’Reilly calls Frank a coward for not being man enough to own up for his part in the Fannie Mae-Freddie Mac scandal. Just another example of a gutless politician who maintains his power while screwing “We the People”.  Grab a drink and some chips and enjoy this beat down.

Starting five years ago, when Frank rejected Bush administration efforts to clamp down on Fannie and Freddie, claiming they were - quote - “not facing a financial crisis,” dismissing fears as exaggerations that would “pressure” the lenders to cut back on housing loans to those in need.

Barely 15 months later, with Fannie and Freddie engulfed in scandal over the same “terrible mistakes” Frank so abhors in the private sector, he was conceding they might need to be “better regulated,” but “not at the expense of housing” loans.

Fast forward another year, and Frank was still fighting off efforts to curb Fannie and Freddie’s borrowing, rejecting a regulator’s bid for greater authority, and clearing the way for larger and more lucrative loans, all by way of resisting Republican “extremism,” Frank said.

August of 2007, another push by regulators for more oversight is dismissed by Frank, now Chairman of the House Financial Services Committee, as “inane.”

So, is Barney Frank blameless for the Fannie-Freddie fiasco?

Sorry, congressman, the Spin-o-Meter knows a whopper when it tastes one.

 Barney Frank on Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac in 2003 discussing oversight. As the Gateway Pundits states, Frank’s comments concerning Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac might actually be considered funny, it it didn’t wind up costing “We the People” $700 billion.

That is, in my view, the two government sponsored enterprises we are talking about here, Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac, are not in a crisis. We have recently had an accounting problem with Freddie Mac that has led to people being dismissed, as appears to be appropriate. I do not think at this point there is a problem with a threat to the Treasury.

 

I must say we have an interesting example of self-fulfilling prophecy. Some of the critics of Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac say that the problem is that the Federal Government is obligated to bail out people who might lose money in connection with them. I do not believe that we have any such obligation. And as I said, it is a self-fulfilling prophecy by some people.

 

So let me make it clear, I am a strong supporter of the role that Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac play in housing, but nobody who invests in them should come looking to me for a nickel–nor anybody else in the Federal Government.