Look What Happened When You Took Advice on Twitter Last Night from #Crack Smoking, Drunk Mayor Rob Ford

Would you expect anything less when taking advice from a crack smoking, alcoholic individual?

Toronto Mayor Rob Ford was at it again last night giving advice out to folks for the change to daylight savings time. Do you notice the problem from the tweet below? A note to Rob Ford, it’s “Spring forward, Fall back”. The crack smoking mayor instead told folks to turn their clocks back the wrong direction last night, Oops! Well, he had a 50-50 chance of getting it right. Needless to say the Twitter universe fired back mocking Rob Ford. At least he got the change batteries in smoke alarms right.

Why do the feeling that Rob Ford would make a great segment for a DISHTV commercial” … Don’t take advice from a crack smoking mayor “.

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The comical part of this, beyond the obvious, is that this tweet blunder comes day after mayor’s social media manager resigns from job.

Tom Beyer, the longest-serving staffer of Toronto Mayor Rob Ford, announced his resignation on Friday after serving as receptionist for more than three years, due to what he described to NOW Magazine writer Jonathan Goldsbie as “doctor’s orders, really.”

Among his duties, it turned out, was providing information that was served up through social media on the @TOMayorFord account — which the mayor himself has obviously never contributed directly to.

The incorrect tweet was eventually scrubbed from the account and replaced with a new, more accurate one.

Daily Commentary – Tuesday, February 4, 2014 – Toronto Mayor Rob Ford’s Latest Trouble in Vancouver

  • In Vancouver for the funeral, Rob Ford gets ticketed for J-walking then is spotted partying in a Vancouver bar

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He’s Back and Off the Wagon … Toronto’s Mayor Rob Ford Caught Drunk, Swearing & Rambling on Video at Fast Food Steak Queen Restaurant

Toronto Mayor Rob Ford … the You Tube video gift that keeps on giving …

Guess who is back and completely off the wagon and back on the sauce? Yes, you guessed it, Toronto Mayor Rob Ford. Wow, this guy is a media and late night comedy show’s dream. Rob Ford was recorded on video at a fast food steak restaurant slurring his words, dropping the “F” bomb sound like a Rastafarian speaking in Jamaican patois and using  Jamaican expletives. Jamaican? Has anyone seen this pasty white dude? He is the last person I would get confused with a Rasta.  The late night antics of Ford at the Steak Queen in Rexdale is proof positive that some one has been drinking again.

After the video went public, Rob Ford admitted that he had been drinking. No word as to whether he was back on the crack. Ford was quick to say that he was not drinking and driving. Nope, just drinking and playing the fool.

The Toronto Star:

 Mayor Rob Ford was off the wagon at an Etobicoke steak joint this week, impaired and rambling, associating with accused video extortionist Alexander “Sandro” Lisi and hurling profane, expletive-laden insults at Toronto Police Chief Bill Blair.

It was all caught on video while Ford — who admitted Tuesday he was back to drinking — was out with people he calls “friends.”

“F—ing Chief Blair,” Ford says in a videotape made at approximately 1 a.m. Tuesday. “They chase me around for five months … you know how much that costs?”

Ford is incoherent during portions of the video. In other parts he clearly uses Jamaican expletives that members of the local community say are “highly offensive” to women

Ford also says “c—sucker” before ranting about Chief Blair, then follows up with Jamaican expletives.

The Crack Smoking Mayor of Toronto Rob Ford to file Mayoral Re-Election Papers Today … Slogan: Put That in your Crack Pipe & Smoke It!!! (Update: It’s Official Ford Registers to Run, Crack is Back)

Rob Ford’s new reelection campaign slogan:  “I’m running again … Put that in Your Crack Pipe and Smoke It!!!”

According to the CBC News, Rob Ford, the crack smoking, often inebriated, sometimes threatening Mayor of Toronto is filing his papers to register for reelection to his current office. Toronto voters do not go to the ballot box for another 10 months, which means 10 more months of bizarre antics from Ford. Although he would be hard pressed to be more bizarre than his antics in 2013 where he admitted to smoking crack, admitted to be often in drunken stupors, ran over female politicians, went on a “F” bomb laced rant as to how he would harm individuals and then the, well, um, the comments to the press that he gets enough pu**y at home. Let the games, or should we say circus begin. You know this is going to be one of the most followed campaigns in the US.

 Political Reelection Campaign Slogan: Put That in your Crack Pipe & Smoke It!!!

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Just how will his politcal ads end … I’m Rob Ford and I approve smoked this ad?

Rob Ford’s chief of staff says the Toronto mayor, who is coming off a year of one controversy after another, will file papers today registering him as a candidate in October’s municipal election.

Jan. 2 is the first day candidates can file nomination papers with the city clerk’s office for the Oct. 27 vote.

If Ford files his papers Thursday as expected, he will be the first to officially register. So far, only Coun. Karen Stintz and former budget chief David Soknacki have said they will run.

Who knows how Rob Ford will do, he actually has better polling numbers than Barack Obama.

Rob Ford says his record speaks for itself. It certainly does, eh.

UPDATE I: It’s Official … Rob Ford Registers to Run for Mayor … claims he is best Toronto mayor ‘ever’ !!!

Rob Ford wants to frame the mayoral election as a referendum on his fiscal management. And he doesn’t want to talk about his conduct.

As he had promised, Ford was the first candidate to register for the 2014 race. Immediately after he filed his nomination papers at city hall Thursday morning, he revealed his early communications strategy: a relentless focus on money matters, a refusal to address questions about his behaviour while in office.

“I’ve got the strongest track record. I’ve been the best mayor that this city’s ever had. My record speaks for itself,” he told reporters at city hall.

Jay Leno’s Turn to Rip Barack Obama: “Obama’s Better Off Smoking Crack Than Passing ObamaCare, Would Have Been Up 10 Points.” (Update: Carville Says Obama Should Take a Hit on Ford’s Crack Pipe)

Exactly why is Jay Leno losing his show, he has never been funnier. CRACK  OBAMACARE IS WHACK!!!

Comedian Jay Leno just shredded Barack Obama and joked about Obama’s falling poll numbers …  “Latest polls show President Obama’s approval rating down to 39%. And Toronto mayor Rob Ford’s approval rating went up to 49%. How does this make Obama feel? He’s better off smoking crack than passing ObamaCare, would have been up ten points. OUCH, THAT’S GOING TO LEAVE A MARK!!!

Just how bad is Obamacare when crack ranks above it? Obama, the “Comedian” in Chief should get a good laugh out of this one, or does he not find it humerus when he is the brunt of the joke?

From NewsBusters:

JAY LENO: And President Obama saw gravity today – not the film, his poll numbers, not good. [Light laughter] Latest polls show President Obama’s approval rating down to 39 percent. And Toronto mayor Rob Ford’s approval rating went up to 49 percent. How does this make Obama feel? He’s better off smoking crack than passing ObamaCare – would have been up ten points. Would have been ten points higher. [Applause]

Actually, have you noticed the president backtracking a little bit on this whole deal? Like at a fundraiser earlier this week, President Obama said, no, no, no. What he promised was that you could keep your healthcare plan if it hasn’t changed since the law has passed. You know, he’s such a good speaker, he almost believed it himself [Light laughter] and then his pants caught fire. That’s when I knew. [Laughter and applause] When I saw the pants caught fire.

UPDATE I: Democrat strategists tells Obama to take a hit off Toronto Mayor Ford’s crack pipe.

WOW … Time for Someone to Go Bye-Bye … Toronto Mayor Rob Ford Caught on Video in Violent, “F” word Laced Rant

WHAT ELSE WOULD YOU EXPECT FROM A CRACK SMOKING INDIVIDUAL IN A DRUNKEN STUPOR …

From the Toronto Star comes the exclusive VIDEO below of Toronto Mayor Rob Ford in an insane, violent, profanity laced rant. One of the comments during Ford’s tirade was, “I need f—ing 10 minutes to make sure he’s dead”.  We are going to go out on a limb and say that once again Ford must of been in another drunken stupor and on crack? How in the hell is this man still in office? Once the video was released Ford emerged from his office and apologized.

“The Toronto Star just released a video that I was very, very inebriated.”

“All I can say is, again, I’ve made mistakes. I just wanted to come out and tell you I saw a video. It’s extremely embarrassing. The whole world’s going to see it. You know what? I don’t have a problem with that.”

Have some self respect and just go bye-bye.

Warning: Extreme Adult language

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Rob Ford, Ah I did what while drunk and on crack?

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Toronto’s mayor is seen gesturing wildly, ranting gibberish and pledging to “kill that f—ing guy … first-degree murder,” in a dining room sometime in August.

Rob Ford  , the mayor of Canada’s largest city, has been caught on video in an impaired rant saying he is going to kill someone and “rip his f—ing throat out.”

Ford slurs his words as he staggers around an unknown dining room, apparently high, ranting gibberish and gesticulating wildly.

“I’m gonna kill that f—ing guy. I’m telling you, it’s first-degree murder,” Ford rages as someone in the room secretly uses a cellphone to film the chief magistrate’s addled tirade.

HA, as reported at The Daily Caller …it might be ok to recover from breaking the crack smoking rule, but threatening to kill some might be a deal breaker.

Rob Ford just doesn’t seem to understand some of the caveats associated with being an elected official. He already broke the “don’t smoke crack” rule, but hey, Marion Barry was able to recover from that. But a new tape of him threatening to kill some unidentified person has surfaced.

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