Obamanomics: VP Joe Biden … “In my wildest dreams I never thought it would work this well.”

VP Biden may need to have his head and dreams analyzed if he believes that this dream is not a complete nightmare.

Vice President Joe Biden might want to come back to that little place I like to call Earth. His latest comments regarding the $787 billion stimulus package would make even the most ardent democrat Kool-Aid drinker take pause and stare in disbelief.

As he’s been known to do, Vice President Joe Biden made a remark that the GOP has pounced on. Biden was touting the success of the economic recovery package in a conference call yesterday with governors from around the country, when he said this…

“In my wildest dreams I never thought it would work this well.”

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If GOP Succeeds, It’s ‘The End of the Road for Obama’s Socialist Agenda … Just Say Hope & Change Baby

Hope and change folks, hope and change!!!

ABC’s Jake Tapper is reporting, Biden on 2010: If GOP Succeeds, It’s ‘The End of the Road for What Barack and I Are Trying to Do.’ IS THAT A PROMISE JOE?

Joe, let’s not remind them that the people about the end of our road. It’s closer than you think, have ya seen our polls on healthcare, the economy and the deficit?

Talk about some hope and change we can all look forward to for the future. Thank you VP Joe Biden for the inspiration to make sure that happens.

Vice President Joe Biden said today that if Democrats were to lose 35 House seats they currently hold in traditionally Republican districts, it would mean doomsday for President Obama’s agenda.

Biden said Republicans are pinning their political strategy on flipping these seats.

“If they take them back, this the end of the road for what Barack and I are trying to do,” the vice president said at a fundraiser for Rep. Gabrielle Giffords (D-AZ) today in Greenville, Delaware.

Bipartisanship? What bipartisanship. This White House is one of the most partisan ever! Any promise of hope and change of coming to Washington, DC and changing the culture was a myth, lip service and at best another campaign promise lie to get elected. There is no bipartisanship. We have a White House that calls Tea party go’ers invisible.

Biden said these House seats are Republicans “one shot” at breaking the Obama administration’s agenda. But if Democrats can hold on to those seats, “the dam is going to break,” he said, and a new era of bipartisanship will begin.

As Hot Air states, Thanks for the campaign commercial Joe.

Joe Biden’s Idiotic Comment: “We Have to Go Spend Money to Keep From Going Bankrupt”

At Scared Monkeys we have long used the following movie quote whenever something so absurd and foolish is said. Biden’s recent comments on “spending money to keep from going bankrupt” is as fitting an ignorant phrase as ever. Here’s to you Joe Biden, or should we say Billy Madison Biden:

What you’ve just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul. (H/T: Wizbang appears to have used the same quote)

How did these people get elected? I would please ask the American voters to maybe actually pay attention during the 2010 and 2012 elections. Pretend like you are voting for American Idol or and it matters!

VP Joe Biden opens mouth and more nonsense comes out; however, this is not a gaffe, this is what these fools actually believe, Stop the ACLU tends to agree. Bankrupting America in order to save it … there is some circular logic.

VP Joe Biden in his own words as he talks at an AARP town hall meeting in Virginia. (Audio)

“We Have to Go Spend Money to Keep From Going Bankrupt”

The Gateway Pundit provides the Obama US Budget deficit numbers … spend, spend, spend.

But how are we spending money, if we are broke? Classic Values provides a reminder of Barack Obama’s recent comments that “…we are out of money now. We are operating in deep deficits …”

Hot Air says it as simply as it can be stated: Biden: We must bankrupt the country to avoid bankrupting it

Obamanomics: VP Joe Biden Admits They (Obama) Misread the Economy & Pork Stimulus Bill was Never Going to Create Jobs this Year

Remember when Joe Biden said, mark my words, it would not be six months before the world tests Barack Obama and that it’s not gonna be apparent that we’re right. Who knew that Biden was talking about Obama handling the economy as well?  Biden admits that the Obama Administration misread the tea leaves. To the contrary Joe, not everyone misread the economy, many believed that the stimulus package was not more than pork in sheeps clothing.

Big admission from Vice President Joe Biden today.

“The truth is, we and everyone else misread the economy,” Biden told me during our exclusive “This Week” interview in Iraq.

Biden acknowledged administration officials were too optimistic earlier this year when they predicted the unemployment rate would peak at 8 percent as part of their effort to sell the stimulus package. The national unemployment rate has ballooned to 9.5 percent in June — the worst in 26 years.

 These people are still more worried about this being not their responsibility than fixing the problem.

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Colin Powell Suddenly has Doubts on Obama Agenda … Americans Like Taxes … Can’t Afford Taxes

What, the medias greatest Republican moderate has doubts with Obama’s agenda … will this get air time on the networks?

Colin Powell suddenly is concerned and realizes that the country has not changed, but his support for Obama’s agenda has. You mean Americans don’t want to pay more taxes? How clueless could one be and what worse advice was every offered? And no, you are not a Republican.

Colin Powell proves to be the voice of reason not to listen to. Talk about your waffling on an important issue. First he supports Barack Obama and taxing Americans stating that Americans want to pay taxes for services, now suddenly, not so much.  Hey Colin, can I have some syrup and butter on those waffles with a side of hash browns! So what has happened to make Colin Powell change his mind?

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Gaffe Prevention: VP Biden’s Witness Protection Program … Sent to Talk to the Not-So Masses by Obama

It appears that President Barack Obama and his handlers have finally found a way to hide VP Biden in a witness protection program away from the media so no more verbal gaffes can be reported. The answer, send Biden to locations to speak where no one shows.

Using the age old adage, If a tree falls in the woods and no one is there, does it make a sound, Obama sent Biden off to rural, rural, town outside of Erie, PA to talk with the common folks about federal stimulus money that can be used to expand broadband access to the Internet for rural areas that typically have poor connections.

It looks like the people did not get the memo as no one showed. It’s like a scene from the movie “Black Sheep” where Chris Farley is sent off to some obscure, rural town to help his bothers campaign to just keep him out of the way. Sounds familiar.

Apparently stimulus money and broadband are not all that interesting to the local folk here: Only around 100 or so people have showed up so far to hear Biden talk at noon at Seneca High School off Route 8 in Wattsburg.

The room looked so sparse that about 30 or so chairs were removed by volunteers to give the illusion of a full house.

The effect didn’t exactly work.

VP Biden Admits Obama Stimulus Plan a Failure on Meet the Press … “”everyone guessed wrong” on the impact of the stimulus” … Not Everyone Joe

It’s time the Obama Administration stops blaming others and starts taking accountable for their actions. The buck stops with them and no one else. Their socialist spending is making matters worse in the US, not better.

Get used to the back peddling on the numbers folks, 3.5 million jobs saved or created was just lowered to 600,000. $1.3 million per job? Wait until the people making under $250K are taxed to pay for Obama’s socialism.

This morning on “Meet the Press” VP Joe Biden admitted that the Barack Obama stimulus plan was a failure. Biden stated that “everyone guessed wrong;” however that is not the case. Everyone did not get it wrong, the Obama Administration got it wrong. The fact of the matter is that Obama’s minions have kept stating that the stimulus package would create or save 3.5 million jobs. A prediction that was comical on it’s premise. Now Biden is lowering that expectation to 600,000.

Obama and his clan need to get a clue and that not everyone guessed wrong. In a recent Rasmussen poll, 53% Say More Government Spending Hurts the Economy. Also, Americans now trust Republicans more than Democrats on the issue of the economy, 45%–39%. It would seem that the US is rejecting socialism and Obama now owns the economy and has no one to blame, although try he will.

 Read the full Meet the Press transcript HERE.

MR. GREGORY:  Right.  But the, but this package was sold on the premise that it would in fact keep unemployment at 8 percent.  It’s exceeded that…

VICE PRES. BIDEN:  No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

MR. GREGORY:  …with the recovery plan.

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Joe Biden, Vice Idiot, Tells Law enforcement “She’ll Have Your Back” … So much for Justice being Blind

Can you imagine if a Dick Cheney said the following regarding a GWB justice nominee of the SCOTUS? These are no longer gaffes, they happen far too often, his stupidity and foot in mouth diseases is the norm.

To Joe Biden, not only is Justice not blind, it is bias as well. Who has “We the People’s” back?

Joe Biden has done it again, he has opened his mouth and the rest of America shakes their head. VP Joe Biden endorsed Supreme Court nominee Sonia Sotomayor at a White House event Tuesday by saying to law enforcement that you can count of her for having your back.

Flanked by a dozen District of Columbia police officers, Biden said Sotomayor, a former prosecutor, could be counted on to support law enforcement while on the high court.

“As you do your job, know that Judge Sotomayor has your back as well. And throughout this nominating process, I know you’ll have her back,” Biden said.

WHAT??? SHE WILL HAVE YOUR BACK!!!

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Yet Another Gaffe … VP Biden Takes Swipe at President Obama with Teleprompter Comment at the Air Force Academy

As the teleprompter failed VP Joe Biden at the Air Force Academy graduation, the gaffe-prone VP gets in a nice dig against Barack Obama. It is well known and publicized that President Barack Obama has a dependence on his teleprompter. One so much that it might warrant a 12 step program with TA. However, I hardly think Obama appreciates his VP adding to the teleprompter jokes.  Hmm … notice Biden’s comment actually had a little bit of edginess to it?

Here is yet another gem from Joe Biden, they are coming fast and furious these days. What was the joke that Obama made at the White House Correspondence dinner about Biden sticking to the teleprompter?

Then, not content to leave without a jaunty ad lib, Biden noted that heavy winds were gusting through the ceremonies. One of his two teleprompters had toppled over. Alluding to the jokes of Obama’s reliance on the speech-facilitators, Biden added, “What I am going to tell the president when I tell him his teleprompter is broken. What will he do then.”

Barack Obama picked Biden because he thought he actually added something to the ticket? As the College Politico suggested, maybe Obama can replace Press Secretary Gibbs with Biden so we can hear this man speak on a daily basis.

Some how behind closed doors, I doubt where Obama is too amused with the Biden swipe. After all, we know they are just two average guys who hang togather sharing a burger.

Did VP Joe Biden Finally Gets Something Right … North Korea Tests Nuclear Bomb, Now More Missiles Fired

Even a blind squirrel finds an acorn every so often. Remember when Joe Biden  made the following comment regarding the Obama Administration being tested?

“Mark my words. Mark my words. It will not be six months before the world tests Barack Obama like they did John Kennedy. The world is looking …  to stand with him. Because it’s not gonna be apparent initially, it’s not gonna be apparent that we’re right.” (Joe Biden)

Is this one of the tests that Vice President Joe Biden was referring to that the Obama Administration would face in the first six months? Don’t forget, Biden said that most likely they would not get things right.

North Korea defied the world and thumbed it’s nose at the UN and the United States. The Communist dictator, Kim Jung Il of North Korea made true on his treats that he would test a nuclear bomb as retaliation against previous sanctions by the UN Security Council.

North Korea defied world powers and carried out an underground test Monday of a nuclear bomb Russian officials said was comparable to those that obliterated Hiroshima and Nagasaki. The incident drew condemnation from Washington to Beijing and set the communist regime up for a showdown with the United Nations.

As we were sleeping, North Korea thought so much of the World condemnation and Barack Obama’s words … that they fired off two more missiles. So what does one do a day after testing an underground nuclear device, fire off two short range missiles to further laugh at the U.N., Obama and the word.

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