Former Establishment Republican Speaker John Boehner Calls Ted Cruz ‘Lucifer in the Flesh’ & a ‘Miserable Son of a Bitch’

JOHN BOEHNER IS THE EPITOME OF THE COUNTRY CLUB ESTABLISHMENT REPUBLICAN WHO WE COULDN’T WAIT TO LEAVE OFFICE …

Hey Boehner, have another drink and a cry. Former Republican Speaker of the House John Boehner called Sen. Ted Cruz ‘Lucifer in the flesh’ and further went on to say Cruz was a ‘miserable son of a bitch’. Hmm, coming from the likes of Boehner, Cruz should wear these words with a badge of honor. Sorry America and especially my fellow Conservatives, I find Boehner and his crying pathetic self exactly what is wrong with the GOP. Boehner is the epitome of the country club establishment Republican who forgot along time ago what the GOP party platform stood for and that government was of, by and for the people.

I find it quite interesting that the poster child who Conservatives danced with glee when Boehner left office and is the face of the establishment GOP is actually “golfing and texting buddies” with Donald Trump. Flashback, the Gateway Pundit reported one last cry from Boehner. That should give many pause for concern. Many have stated that they are supporting Trump because he is a political outsider, really? Who do you think was buying politician’s influence? When Conservatives were battling Pelosi, Reid and Obama, Trump was donating to them. So Boehner, who openly hated the Conservative movement, condemns Cruz and loves Trump. WAKE THE HELL UP CONSERVATIVES, ADMIT YOU MADE A MISTAKE AND DO THE RIGHT THING.

So, Mr. Speaker, how do you really feel?

John Boehner, the famously blunt ex-House speaker, left no doubt he’s not a fan of fellow Republican Ted Cruz, leaping off the sidelines of the presidential race Wednesday night to unleash a stunning verbal lashing of the Texas senator, reportedly calling him “Lucifer in the flesh” and a “miserable son of a bitch.”

The longtime Ohio powerhouse had not been very outspoken on the race since retiring last year, but he held little back when asked about the Texas senator and underdog GOP presidential candidate during a forum at Stanford University.

“I have Democrat friends and Republican friends. I get along with almost everyone, but I have never worked with a more miserable son of a bitch in my life,” he said, according to The Stanford Daily.

He reportedly said he’s played golf with front-runner Donald Trump, describing them as “texting buddies,” and said his relationship with Ohio Gov. John Kasich “requires more effort” but they’re friends “and I love him.” He also said he’d vote for Trump in a general election – but not Cruz.

And yet another GOP insider and Republican who should be ashamed of himself, Rep. Peter King (R-NY) stated, “I fully agree with John Boehner, and maybe it gives Lucifer a bad name by comparing him to Ted Cruz.” King accused Cruz of having “perpetrated a fraud and a hoax” with his push in 2013 to defund ObamaCare, which eventually led a government shutdown. Really, it was a fraud and hoax to try and to defund Obamacare? This was the very reason why Republicans were voted in majorities in the House and the Senate to do just that. Defunding and abolishing Obamacare is what the GOP ran on in 2010, 2012 and 2014 to do. And because the establishment Republicans did not do what they claimed they were going to do, in other words, lied to the very people who voted them into office, they establishment GOP finds itself with Donald Trump as their presumptive presidential nominee.

Hmm, it seems like all do not agree with Boehner and King, some Satanists are furious that Boehner compared Ted Cruz to the Dark Lord. Good grief.

ICE Releases 19,723 Criminal Illegals in 2015 …. 208 Convicted of Murder & 900 Convicted of Sex Crimes

THANKS BARACK OBAMA FOR UNLEASHING CRIMINAL ILLEGALS INTO THE US … HEY AMERICA, HOW’S THAT HOPEY,CHANGEY STUFF WORKING OUT FOR YOU?

And the GOP establishment wonders why Donald Trump is the 2016 front runner for the Republican nomination for president? All they have to do is look at the below report that Barack Obama’s ICE, the U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement agency, in 2015 has decided not to deport, but instead release 19,723 criminal illegal immigrants into the United States. Isn’t that special. Of the 19,723 criminal illegals let out to cause havoc in the United States, 208 were convicted of murder, over 900 were convicted of sex crimes and 12,307 of drunk driving. Let the carnage begin as Obama unleashes this scourge upon unsuspecting and law-abiding American citizens. Oh yeah, ICE also said that the group were convicted of 8,234 violent crimes. UNREAL.

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And then these fools voted me in for a second term, ah, hahaha  …

The U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement agency in 2015 decided not to deport but release 19,723 criminal illegal immigrants, including 208 convicted of murder, over 900 convicted of sex crimes and 12,307 of drunk driving, according to new government numbers.

Overall, those released into virtually every state and territory of America had a total of 64,197 convictions among them, for an average of 3.25 convictions each, according to an analysis by the Center for Immigration Studies. ICE also said that the group were convicted of 8,234 violent crimes.

Meanwhile, ICE said that it has also slashed the number of criminals arrested in local communities, according to the Center’s Director of Policy Studies, Jessica M. Vaughan. “In 2015, ICE made 119,772 arrests, or just half the number of arrests made in 2013, 232,287,” she said in her analysis that also included a map of the releases.

The reason: Under President Obama’s immigration policy changes, many criminal immigrants are being ignored even though local police and sheriff have urged ICE to take control of criminals in their jails and deport them.

She said that the slash of arrests is why the number of releases by ICE is down. In 2014, 30,000 criminal illegals were released.

Hey America, you might want to think about the stuff that really matters in the next Presidential election and who is really going to protect America and Americans.

31 Year Old Anthony Michael Sanders Murdered His 2 Year Old Daughter Because She Interrupted His Computer Games in Texas

 TALK ABOUT YOUR PRIORITIES … LOSER!!!

31 year old Anthony Michael Sanders was charged Friday with capital murder in the December death of his 2 year old daughter, Ellie Sanders, at the family’s suburban Fort Worth, Texas home.  According to the police, this poor excuse for a human being beat and killed his 2 year old daughter because she distracted him from his computer games. Are you serious! Is it bad enough that a 31 year old man was playing video games, but because his daughter dared interrupt his productive time, he killed her. UNREAL.

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A North Texas man beat and killed his 2-year-old daughter because she distracted him from his computer games, police said.

Anthony Michael Sanders, 31, was charged Friday with capital murder in the December death of Ellie Sanders at the family’s suburban Fort Worth home, Watauga police told the Star-Telegram.

Investigators believe an enraged Sanders bruised Ellie all over her body, bit her on her back and murdered her by holding her down with his hand over her face, Watauga police Sgt. Jason Babcock said in an interview with the newspaper.

“He’s very involved in computer gaming…That’s something he did constantly,” Babcock said. “She may have interrupted him somehow. His day may have been interrupted.”

Tarrant County medical examiners ruled earlier this month that Ellie’s Dec. 12 death was a homicide by asphyxiation, and Watauga police arrested April 15, the day after the finding, inmate records show. A judge set his bail at $1 million.

Virginia Gov. McAuliffe Restores voting rights for 206K Ex-Violent & Nonviolent Felons with a Pen to Boost Democrat Votes for Hillary Clinton

UNREAL, DEMOCRATS NEED FELON VOTE TO WIN ELECTIONS …

Democrat Gov. Terry McAuliffe signed an executive order Friday restoring the voting rights of 206,000 ex-felons. Sorry to be so cynical that a democrat would pull such a pandering move during a presidential year. Imagine that, Democrats pandering to the rapist and child sex offender. SICK!!! Really, passing this BS off as a way of rectifying Virginia’s “long and sad history” of suppressing African-American voting power. Maybe its Gov. Terry McAuliffe who is the felon who needs to be imprisoned.

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Gov. Terry McAuliffe signed an executive order Friday restoring the voting rights of 206,000 ex-felons, a sweeping action the governor said was aimed largely at rectifying Virginia’s “long and sad history” of suppressing African-American voting power.

The move, coming in a presidential election year, outraged Republicans who accused McAuliffe of abusing his power to help longtime ally Hillary Clinton win a battleground state by putting more likely Democratic voters on the books.

The governor’s order applies to all violent and nonviolent felons who had finished their sentence and supervised release as of Friday, even those who have not applied for a restoration of rights. Previous Virginia governors have restored rights on an individual basis, but none has done it for an entire category of offenders with one pen stroke.

Pelosi’s Husband Invested in Solar Firm Weeks Before Lucrative Expansion

WHAT A COINCIDENCE … THE CORRUPTION OF THE POLITICAL CLASS AND INSIDER TRADING.

From the Washington Free Beacon, imagine that, House Democratic Leader Nancy Pelosi’s husband, Paul Pelosi, bought up to a quarter million dollars of stock in a now financially troubled green energy company just weeks before it announced a major 2014 acquisition that sent stock prices soaring, public records show. But of course there ws no insider taring here. These people tell us how to live and decide how to spend our money, yet they are allowed to conduct themselves in the most corrupt ways ever and nothing ever happens to them.

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House Democratic Leader Nancy Pelosi’s husband bought up to a quarter million dollars of stock in a now financially troubled green energy company just weeks before it announced a major 2014 acquisition that sent stock prices soaring, public records show.

SunEdison told regulators last week that it is eyeing bankruptcy under the weight of $11.7 million in debt. But in late 2014, investors were bullish on the company, which manufactures and operates solar and wind power facilities.

Its 2014 purchase of wind energy company First Wind “further bolstered the reputation of the company,” wrote one market-watcher at the time. “Perhaps unsurprisingly, SunEdison’s stock soared an astounding 29% on news of this acquisition alone.”

Pelosi’s husband, Paul Pelosi, had invested just in time. He bought between $100,000 and $250,000 in SunEdison stock on Oct. 24, 2014, according to congressional financial disclosures. The company announced its First Wind acquisition on Nov. 17.

Pelosi’s office did not respond to questions about the timing of the purchase and whether she or her husband had any advance knowledge of the deal.

And the politically corrupt with the inside information just get richer and richer.

Pelosi has previously been accused of trading stock based on information gleaned through her official duties. She participated in Visa’s initial public offering as the company fought a House bill to subject credit card companies to increased regulation. The measure failed to pass.

A law passed in the wake of that controversy prohibits members of Congress from using nonpublic information for personal gain. Language in that measure was informally dubbed the “Pelosi Provision.”

In addition to her stock trades, Pelosi steered more than $1 billion in federal subsidies to a light rail project that likely improved the value of the San Francisco headquarters of cloud computing company Salesforce, in which her husband had invested up to $1 million.

Ohio Teen Marina Lonina Claims She Livestreamed on Periscope 10-Minute Rape of her Girlfriend for “Evidence”

AND IS YOU BELIEVE THAT ONE I HAVE A BRIDGE TO SELL YOU …

18 year old Marina Lonina, the individual charged with rape, kidnapping, sexual battery and pandering sexual matter involving a minor claims that she recorded the sexual assault of her friend as evidence. SERIOUSLY? Lonina pleaded not guilty Friday on all charges as the judge set her bond at $125,000. So let’s get this correct, she didn’t stop the rape, she didn’t call the police, the 18 year old sicko livestreamed the actual rape on the social media app Periscope for evidence to be used later. As they uesed to say on the detective shoe Baretta, don’t do the crime if you can’t do the time. You missy need to be sent away for a long time.

Ron O’Brien, the Franklin County prosecutor, said in remarks to the local news media, “I have never seen a case such as this where you would actually live-stream a sexual assault.”  O’Brien said Ms. Lonina had apparently hoped that live-streaming the attack would help to stop it, but that she became enthralled by positive feedback online. He further went on to say, “She got caught up in the likes.” UNREAL.

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An 18-year-old Ohio woman accused of livestreaming the rape of her 17-year-old friend with a social media app was trying to record the assault as evidence, the woman’s attorney said recently in a defense a prosecutor flatly dismissed.

Marina Lonina pleaded not guilty Friday to multiple charges including rape, kidnapping, sexual battery and pandering sexual matter involving a minor. A judge set bond at $125,000 for Lonina, a student at New Albany High School, outside Columbus.

Her co-defendant, Raymond Gates, 29, also pleaded not guilty, with a judge setting his bond at $300,000. A public defender representing Gates did not comment about the allegations.

Lonina and her friend – who attends the same high school – met Gates at a Columbus mall for the first time the day before where he bought them a bottle of vodka and encouraged them to meet him the following day, her lawyer Sam Shamansky said.

He acknowledged his client filmed the February assault of her intoxicated friend but said she was trying to get the girl out of the house where the attack happened.

Mother Leaves Infant in Hot Car for Strip Club Audition at Deja Vu Showgirls in Nashville, TN … Kelsey McMurtry & Summer Taylor Arrested on Child Neglect Charges

24 year old Kelsey McMurtry won’t be winning any Mother of the Year awards any time soon …

Two woman, 24 year old Kelsey McMurtry and her friend, 19 year old Summer Taylor, were arrested and face charges of child neglect after leaving an infant in a hot car outside a Nashville, Tennessee strip club while the mom auditioned inside. Kelsey McMurtry was auditioning at Deja Vu Showgirls in downtown Nashville while her daughter sat outside in a car with the windows rolled up around 4 p.m. According to WSMV, at the time, temperatures outside were 70 degrees. In the affidavit, police estimated it may have been up to 101 degrees inside the vehicle. The baby was taken to the hospital for treatment, where the Tennessee Department of Children’s Services also responded.

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Kelsey McMurtry (left),  Summer Taylor (rt) – Source: Metro Nashville PD

 

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Two women face charges after an infant was left in a hot car outside of a strip club in Tennessee as the child’s mother was onstage for an audition, according to multiple reports.

Kelsey McMurtry, 24, was auditioning at Deja Vu Showgirls in downtown Nashville while her daughter sat outside in a car with the windows rolled up around 4 p.m. Thursday, police told WKRN. Passersby noticed the girl and called authorities.

In a warrant, officials said it was 72 degrees outside when officers arrived and temperatures inside the car had likely topped 100 degrees. The girl was wearing a heavy coat and drenched with sweat, WKRN reported. Witnesses estimated she spent at least 30 minutes in the car.

She was taken to a hospital for treatment, where the Tennessee Department of Children’s Services responded to care for her.

Group of ‘Fight for 15″ Protesters Told to Leave Business Because They Were Hindering Work (VIDEO)

Lazy, entitled “Fight for 15′ protesters are asked to leave a TACO Bell in Austin, TX where they were hindering someone trying to work ..

What a joke the “Fight for 15″ truly is. If these people actually knew what it was like to work for a living, they might have a shred of credibility. But these entitled, slack-asses would rather protest and interfere with others right to work and do their job. It is an amazing concept that that making the minimum wage do not comprehend the definition of the word minimum. Maybe they should have been paying more attention in school.

A minimum wage was never meant to be a living wage. NEVER! A job with a minimum wage was never meant to be a career nor meant to be a sole full time job for someone who had kids. It was a starter job not something you strive for. The current minimum wage is between $7.25 and $11.00 depending on what state you live in and these clowns want to raise it to $15.00. Really, who thinks that the last person who could not give proper change back at the last fast food restaurant you were in or the lack of courtesy you were provided should have their pay doubled? Just curious … if the minimum pay is made $15, what happens to the people that were making $15/hr, or $20? Are you going to tell em that their wages should not be increased as well where as all of a sudden, people who were only worth $7.25 are now making more they they are truly worth.

A note to the “Fight for 15″ crowd … DON’T ASK FOR THINGS THEY MIGHT COME TRUE. If this BS is actually passed, all of you making $7.25 will most likely be fired and more competent people worthy of $15/hr will be taking your place. Or, if it were me I would automate the system and completely eliminate your position. How difficult would it be to replace order takers with kiosks both inside and outside to go? And sliding your credit or debit card into a machine to pay like at a gas station? Actually, I am surprised this has not been completely done already.

The Blaze:

A group of “Fight for 15” protesters invaded a Taco Bell restaurant in Austin, Texas, on Thursday and invited a worker to go on “strike” to demand more money and better working conditions.

The protesters’ message wasn’t well received by the employee, who said she just wanted to do her job.

After one protester informed her it was a “day of action,” the employee responded sharply, “This is also a job that I am trying to do.”

“Y’all are hindering my work, you may leave the building,” she added.

SNL‘s Spoofs that Hillary Clinton is just like the Common Man as She Shows She is a New York City Subway Pro

YUP, HILLARY CLINTON IS JUST LIKE YOU AN ME … YEAH, SURE SHE IS.

Watch the below SNL video as they lampoon Hillary Clinton as being just like Joe and Mary six-pack. Honestly, she doesn’t even drive, who really thinks she takes the subway? Maybe they should have had one of her trying to scrub her email server in the bathroom?

Now what is funnier is that the real life mishap by Hillary Clinton trying to use the NYC subway. How out of place does Hillary look on the subway, I mean really. Next maybe they can have Hillary flipping burgers at McDonald’s.

Donald Trump Releases Incredibly Bad Statement After Losing Wisconsin Primary to Ted Cruz

SORRY FOLKS, I REALLY CAN SEE PUTTING UP WITH THIS GUY’S NONSENSE FOR 4 YEARS …

When Donald Trump wins everything is gum drops, lollipops and everyone is beautiful. When he loses, Trump is the most miserably, vile and ungracious individual ever. Guess what Donald trump did last night in the Wisconsin primary? Trump got routed in the vote and delegates. As expected and maybe even worse, Trump showed his miserable side that as William Teach of Right Wing News opines, has turned off so many in disgust. Honestly my fellow Republicans and Conservatives, a GOP presidential nominee cannot act this way. Its one thing for trump to act like a lunatic in his billion dollar castle, its another for his to act that way in Our House.

Can this guy show an ounce of class and humility after losing? No one did anything to Trump, except for the fact that they liked another person more. This might be a tough pill to swallow for Trump, but deal with it. Let’s get some fact straight here Donald, when you were supporting Democrats, Ted Cruz and Conservatives were fighting against Hillary Clinton, Barack Obama, Harry Reid and Nancy Pelosi … not donating to them. So if some folks on the GOP side don’t seem to trust you, I wonder why?

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Following last night’s bad loss in Wisconsin to Ted Cruz, Trump went to the dark side. Hmm, how presidential Mr. Trump. Ever think that its because you might be the biggest sore loser why people can’t stomach you? Following last nights big loss in the GOP Wisconsin primary to Cruz by 13 points, Trump released the following statement.

Donald J. Trump withstood the onslaught of the establishment yet again. Lyin’ Ted Cruz had the Governor of Wisconsin, many conservative talk radio show hosts, and the entire party apparatus behind him. Not only was he propelled by the anti-Trump Super PAC’s spending countless millions of dollars on false advertising against Mr. Trump, but he was coordinating `with his own Super PAC’s (which is illegal) who totally control him. Ted Cruz is worse than a puppet— he is a Trojan horse, being used by the party bosses attempting to steal the nomination from Mr. Trump. We have total confidence that Mr. Trump will go on to win in New York, where he holds a substantial lead in all the polls, and beyond. Mr. Trump is the only candidate who can secure the delegates needed to win the Republican nomination and ultimately defeat Hillary Clinton, or whomever is the Democratic nominee, in order to Make America Great Again.

More analysis from Red State:

So his argument is that this is bs because all of the institutions of conservative and Republican thought that could possibly be against him were, in fact, against him, and none were for him. No talk radio, nobody from the party he claims to want to “unify”, not the voters in the state, not donors, not the very popular Governor or his Lt. Gov., supported Trump. That’s the “only” reason he lost.

Hey Trump, that’s what you call losing. This is what that word means. It means not winning because nobody supported you. Don’t they teach vocabulary at Trump university?

Also, yes, he flat out accused Cruz of illegal activity. No evidence is needed, as we’ve seen countless times from the Trump campaign. Donald is a believer in the big lie and uses the principle relentlessly. It seems to fool plenty enough people most of the time, although not, apparently, in Wisconsin.

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