SNL’s Mocks Obama’s Shilling of Obamacare … Obama Takes Selfies with the Pope and Kisses Justin Bieber on the Lips to Push

SNL mocks Barack Obama for his over the top, excessive selling of Obamacare. But then again, hasn’t Obama made a complete mockery of the presidency?

In the final 48 hours before the deadline to sign up for healthcare, Obama’s aides forced him to be photographed in Pharrell’s hat and alongside Kim Kardashian and Harry Styles. And “a cat dressed as Elsa from Frozen.” And BatKid. And the Pope.


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Daily Commentary – Wednesday, March 12, 2014 – Justin Bieber Acts Like a Punk in Deposition

  • Bieber acts like an arrogant, angry, little punk while being deposed by the attorneys for a photographer that claims Bieber’s body guards beat him up

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The Dana Pretzer Show – Tuesday, January 28, 2014 – With Special Guests Dawna Kaufmann, Dr. Cyril Wecht and Robin Sax

  • Author Dawna Kaufmann and Famed Forensic Pathologist Cyril Wecht will be here to discuss the Crowe Case and Update their book Final Exams
  • Robin Sax discussing Justin Bieber


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Daily Commentary – Monday, January 26, 2014 – Justin Bieber Breaks His Silience With a Twitter Post

  • After his arrest in Miami for DUI, drag racing, resisting arrest and driving with an expired licence


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Justin Bieber Arrested in Miami Beach for DUI & Drag Racing in a Lamborghini

Justin Bieber in more trouble … Can We Deport Him Back to Canada, Please!

19 year old Justin Bieber was arrested in Miami Beach, Florida for drag racing in a rented yellow Lamborghini and driving while under the influence. According to Beach Police spokesman Sgt. Bobby Hernandez said, the Biebes was arrested just after 4 am on Pine Tree Drive and 26th Street (Map). Bieber failed a sobriety test at the scene and was taken into custody, Hernandez said. The other driver was also arrested. Hmm, what part about the legal drinking age in the United States being 21 doesn’t Bieber quite understand? I am sure the folks that rented Bieber the yellow Lamborghini are thrilled. Justin Bieber was taken to Dade County’s main jail where he will be booked.

WSVN-TV – 7NEWS Miam Ft. Lauderdale News, Weather, Deco

Justin Bieber has been arrested for allegedly drag racing in Miami Beach, Fla., and driving under the influence, the Miami Beach Police Department wrote in a tweet posted on its official Twitter page.

The police told WSVN the 19-year-old Bieber was arrested Thursday just after 4 a.m.on Pine Tree Drive and 26th Street. According to police, he was driving a Lamborghini.

Officials at the Miami-Dade Department of Corrections say Bieber has not yet been booked into jail.

Justin Bieber Arrested For DUI, Drag Racing On Miami Beach.

Bieber’s entourage reportedly used their cars to block traffic on Pine Tree Drive to create a drag strip for the young star, according to CBS4 news partner The Miami Herald. He was arrested at 4:09 a.m. at Pine Tree Drive and 26th Street in a yellow Lamborghini.

“He was pulled over and failed a field sobriety test,” Miami Beach Police Sgt. Bobby Hernandez told the Sun-Sentinel. “He was then taken to the police station to be offered a breathalyzer.”

Test showed that Bieber was under the influence of drugs, Miami Beach Police Chief Raymond Martinez told the Miami Herald.

Bieber was incoherent, had his hands in his pockets and resisted arrest without violence, Martinez told the paper. He also did not have a valid license, the chief said.

Bieber will be taken to Dade County’s main jail where he will be booked.

YES VIRGINIA, THERE IS A SANTA CLAUS … Justin Bieber is ‘retiring from music’


If true, it is a Christmas gift come early for many of us … Is Bieber fever over, is Justic Bieber really retiring. Say it is so! Sadly, it is probably just another attention seeking gimmick for the Biebs. Justin Bieber said he wants his music to mature, funny, we said the same thing about him.


“L” is for Leaving, well maybe …

The news will either make you rejoice or sob into your mince pies. Probably the former, as Justin Bieber has announced his retirement from music on a Los Angeles radio station.

The 19-year-old Canadian pop star answered a question about his future with the statement: “Um, I’m actually retiring man”.

Power 106 FM then tweeted further quotes from the “Baby” singer, with one reading: “I want to grow as an artist and I’m taking a step out, I want my music to mature” – @justinbieber #JustinBigBoy106.”

Whether Bieber was joking in the interview remains unknown, but a video clip posted by the station this morning seems to shows him speaking with a straight face.

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Daily Commentary – Wednesday, August 14, 2013 – Actor Mark Wahlberg Has Advice for Justin Bieber

  • “Be a nice boy, pull your trousers up, make your mum proud, yeah? Stop smoking all that weed, you little b******.”

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Idiot of the Year Award … Justin Bieber Hopes Anne Frank, 15 Year Old Holocaust Victim, Would Have Been A ‘Belieber’

There are idiots and then there is the colossally ignorant, self-centered, self-absorbed, beyond stupid and disrespectful … Which one do you think Justin Bieber falls under?

During a stopover on his European tour Friday, teen music sensation Justin Bieber visited The Anne Frank House, the Amsterdam museum dedicated to preserving the memory of the 15 year old  holocaust victim who died in the Bergen-Belsen Nazi concentration camp in 1945. The self-absorbed Bieber left the following comment in the guest book: “It’s truly inspiring to be able to come here. Anne was a great girl. Hopefully she would have been a belieber.” WTF!!! Just how insensitive and self-centered could this punk possibly be? Where does one even go with the complete disrespect that Bieber showed for Anne Frank, who chronicled her ordeal hiding from the Nazis during World War II in ‘The Diary of Anne Frank’.   Let us never forget the difference between Anne Frank and Justin Bieber, Frank is a hero, Bieber is a ZERO!

Inspirational Hero

Anne Frank - June 12,  1929 – early March 1945

During a brief stopover on his European tour Friday, teen pop sensation Justin Bieber visited The Anne Frank House, the Amsterdam museum dedicated to preserving the memory of the young holocaust victim who chronicled her ordeal hiding from the Nazis during World War II in The Diary of Anne Frank. Frank died in the Bergen-Belsen concentration camp in 1945 at the age of 15. According to the Anne Frank House’s Facebook page, like many visitors to the museum, the pop star left a message in the guest book …

Selfish, self-centered punk celebrity

Seriously, what kind of a shallow individual says such a thing? Was Bieber channeling his inner Joran Van der Sloot? This is narcissism at its worst.  As reported at the WAPO, Justin Bieber on Anne Frank: It is even worse than you think. It is a sad commentary on the youth today and especially the out of touch, spoiled rotten young punk celebrities. Could there be two complete polar opposites than Anne Frank and Justin Bieber? Read the quote below and ask yourself who is the individual you would want your child listening to. I wonder how long Bieber would have lasted in a Nazi prison camp and whether he would have had the strength and conviction of Anne Frank? I think we all know the answer. The sad reality of it all is prior to even going to the house of Anne Frank, this clueless punk probably had no idea who she was.

On Wednesday, April 5, 1944, Anne Frank wrote, “I want to be useful or bring enjoyment to all people, even those I’ve never met. I want to go on living even after my death! And that’s why I’m so grateful to God for having given me this gift, which I can use to develop myself and to express all that’s inside me!”

What’s Justin Bieber’s dream? To be famous, for being Justin Bieber. What’s inside him to express, besides a tremendous misoverestimation of his own worth?

Justin Bieber, who until recently was famous for having a haircut that looked like what would happen if you stuck a younger, glossier Donald Trump inside a bowl …

Justin Bieber, who has been on this earth a full three years longer than Anne Frank, and has, at best, evolved from a tween icon singing “Baby baby baby oooh baby baby baby oooh baby baby baby oooh” to a teen icon whom 6 million people are too nervous to unfollow on Twitter …

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