Aruba Caption Contest … You Make the Call


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Caption Contest … I am sure you can come up with some interesting captions as to what they are doing in this picture.

Posted April 24, 2007 by
Aruba, Fun | 40 comments

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    40 Responses to “Aruba Caption Contest … You Make the Call”

    1. Miss-Underestimated on April 24th, 2007 10:36 pm

      Is that Dompig with a blow up patient?

    2. Miss-Underestimated on April 24th, 2007 10:38 pm

      LOL I should have said Dr. Dompig…he wanted to go into the medical profession didn’t he?

    3. david r on April 24th, 2007 10:38 pm

      Let’s put this thing under surveilance for a couple of weeks and see if it talks.

    4. joe bear on April 24th, 2007 10:38 pm

      they are saving her,for….

    5. Miss-Underestimated on April 24th, 2007 10:42 pm

      1. Yes, I am afraid our tourism is dead.

      2. Yeah, he/she committed suicide.

    6. Sahara on April 24th, 2007 11:11 pm

      The “how to cover up a crime and get away with it” siminar thought to give aruba a real boost to it’s tourism. There should be more ciminals on the island than ever! Now, if that don’t knock your hat the creek, the final day will provide a bonus lecture, “no body, no crime” presented by Paulus Van der Sloot, and a weeks supply of Frosted Flakes provided my aruba’s finest…

    7. Carpe Noctem on April 24th, 2007 11:20 pm

      “Oh This Is Joran, Here Let Me Choke The Evil Bastard.”

    8. anniekwa on April 25th, 2007 12:35 am

      How to make a kill and get away with it!

    9. Carpe Noctem on April 25th, 2007 12:50 am


    10. LilPuma on April 25th, 2007 1:08 am

      All I thought was Annie Annie are you ok? I remember that part of the training. Maybe change it to Joran and not check for the heartbeat first?

    11. LilPuma on April 25th, 2007 1:09 am

      #3 David R: I like it! LOL

    12. Carpe Noctem on April 25th, 2007 1:39 am


      IN THE 510-24 BASIN – A STEP BY





    13. Richard on April 25th, 2007 5:20 am

      “Hey, Guido, watch what happens to the American tourist when I squeeze here! Who’s got his wallet?”

    14. Ralph on April 25th, 2007 7:32 am

      “Worst case of ED I’ve ever seen.”

    15. dave on April 25th, 2007 8:10 am

      1. How to have sex with a unconscious American victim.

      2. If the victim starts to come to squeeze here.

    16. MikeToo on April 25th, 2007 8:47 am

      We think he choked on the truth…

    17. Ralph on April 25th, 2007 9:01 am

      “Breathe damit, American Tourists don’t die in Aruba.”

    18. JusticeforNatalee on April 25th, 2007 9:10 am

      We are giving these away to the local punks so they will
      stop drugging and raping the tourist girls.

    19. flippy on April 25th, 2007 9:28 am

      “Hmm…looks like a white male in his early twenties. Probably a tourist. Therefore it must be a duck.”

    20. flippy on April 25th, 2007 9:29 am

      “Multiple gunshot wounds in the back. Another suicide.”

    21. Patti on April 25th, 2007 9:50 am

      I wonder if we can screw all these

      body parts back together, again…

      {and they thought tourism was dead}


      Check her pulse!


      No Justice for Natalee,
      No Tourism for Aruba

    22. Dayhiker on April 25th, 2007 9:52 am

      “I zeenk zee GHB iz takeek affect.”

    23. minnesota dad on April 25th, 2007 10:50 am

      PRESS RELEASE 4/25/2007


      With potential tourists choosing destinations other than Aruba because they are scared of being kidnapped, drugged, raped, and murdered while visiting Aruba, Aruba feels a new strategy rolled out this week will distract island predators from attacking American tourists – allowing tourism to make a comeback.

      Recognizing that Aruba has a serious problem with citizens kidnapping, drugging, raping, and murdering tourists; the Aruba Hotel and Tourism Association (AHATA) has decided to issue a doll to each male resident under the age of 25. In addition, they have also issued one to Paulus Van Der Sloot as he also seems to have a problem with making American corpses disappear.

      Referencing the recent Natalee Holloway case, where several youths and a father kidnapped, drugged, raped, and murdered an 18 year old American Tourist and then disposed of her body so that with “No corpse” there would be “No crime”, AHATA feels that American tourists will come back in ‘droves’ once they understand that these predators have been distracted. AHATA adds that putting these predators behind bars would not be in accordance with ‘Dutch Law’, because deviant behavior is OK if people have fun while doing it. So, giving them an ‘Anita’ is the best way to distract them from attacking unsuspecting American children who visit the island.

      “We are also very concerned about young women and children in the motherland, Holland, as many of these predators have left Aruba to hide there,” stated AHATA spokesperson Steve Cohen. “We are sending these special ‘Anita’ dolls specifically to Joran Van Der Sloot, Geoffrey Van Croimvert, and Guido Wever – all of whom left Aruba and the problems they created for our tourism by their kidnapping, drugging, raping, and murdering a young American tourist.”

      The ‘Anita’ doll was named after Anita Van Der Sloot. Anita will be memorialized because she was the one who recalled the intimate sex acts and other misconduct that her son, his friends, and her husband performed on the unconscious American Tourist (and it has been reported that they had done 20 times before). Anita was also the person who proclaimed that Aruban investigators took her camera after searching her home; a search that never took place as Aruban officials amended the search warrant on site to protect their friend, Paulus van Der Sloot.

      Steve Cohen added, “We really felt Paulus Van Der Sloot needed an ‘Anita’ doll as well as the Aruban youth. His deviant behaviors of stalking and hitting on 18 year olds in casinos, and trolling McDonald’s parking lots at 4 a.m., and helping accomplices ‘disappear’ Natalee Holloway’s body really places him in the same class as these young scumbags.”

      Aruba is an island located 2 hours by plane south of Miami and just 17 miles north of Venezuala. If you are looking for a vacation that offers you sun, beaches, turqouise waters; chollars, rapists, drug dealers, peeping toms, petty theives, Deepak & Satish, Micheal Dompig, Paulus Van Der Sloot, Boeti; and where you can be kidnapped, drugged, raped, and murdered; come start your adventure on ‘One Happy Island’. We will help you have a good time! Visit our website at Book now…we are waiting for you!



      p.s. pssst….hey Dutch Investigators….Paulus is your perp! Retract Karin’s letter now! 35 DAYS TO COVER-UP COMPLETION.

      note/disclaimer – this p.r. is satire and not actually issued by AHATA for all of you legal types trying to squelch criticism of the Aruban cover-up of the kidnapping, drugging, rape, and murder of an American tourist.

    24. Miss-Underestimated on April 25th, 2007 10:58 am


      the best…

    25. Carpe Noctem on April 25th, 2007 11:38 am

      bravo, bravo, BRAVO


      #23 perfect!

    26. Pam Williams on April 25th, 2007 12:05 pm


    27. vicki on April 25th, 2007 12:43 pm

      perfect md…

    28. Richard on April 25th, 2007 12:50 pm

      Come to Aruba … you may never leave.

    29. mayan_moons on April 25th, 2007 1:33 pm

      Bravo Indeed MD!~

    30. Word Warfarin on April 25th, 2007 1:37 pm


    31. Mortella on April 25th, 2007 1:46 pm

      MD–The Anita Doll, perfect!

      Caption: Still got a pulse? Well, we can fix that!

    32. Miss-Underestimated on April 25th, 2007 3:44 pm

      Looks like the making of the shark scene,

    33. Freebrid on April 25th, 2007 3:51 pm

      If anything is missing we have extra parts from that guy that was missing from his diving trip a couple of years ago just fawl them out.

    34. Miss-Underestimated on April 25th, 2007 4:31 pm
    35. chris on April 25th, 2007 4:33 pm

      Jurine, this is NOT the way to revive. This is the way to suffocate, surely, you remember..

    36. Maggie on April 25th, 2007 5:32 pm

      Preliminary reports show after she stalked and forced herself on 3 local guys at Carlos n Charlies forcing them to take her along, the 3 men endured a couple hours of abuse from her, she then overdosed on her drugs and buried herself twice somewhere near the lighthouse.

    37. dennisintn on April 25th, 2007 7:29 pm

      “look guys, we’ve got to get up to speed really quick on the resuscitation of drugged and raped girls, jvds is due back in just a couple of weeks.”

    38. Warlock77 on April 26th, 2007 12:29 pm

      1. ” Stop trying to save him, he posts comments on”

      2. During a lecture held by scared monkeys: “hey guys and girls, this is what those nasty arubans will do to you. may we recommend Virginia as your holiday destination”

      3. A lifesize voodoo doll named Joran van der sloot. Order now at

      4. ” Joran, speak now, you bastard”

      5. “What the hell are you doing, Your Excellency, he’s not Jossy Mansur”

      Which one do you like best?

    39. pablo on April 27th, 2007 8:24 pm

      Why is that guy choking Jorans boy Toy? After Joran has killed all the Tourists he will just have his blow up dolls to rape and take advantage of.

      Posted this on the other caption: Someone needs to buy his book, photo copy it and put it on my space or how ever we can get it out there so no one needs to buy it.
      Justice for Natalee

    40. Jackie on May 9th, 2007 4:30 pm

      hhhmmm, looks like a plastic doll, feels like plastic doll, must be a plastic doll. Hey we could be ALE.

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