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Caption Contest … I am sure you can come up with some interesting captions as to what they are doing in this picture.
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Is that Dompig with a blow up patient?
LOL I should have said Dr. Dompig…he wanted to go into the medical profession didn’t he?
Let’s put this thing under surveilance for a couple of weeks and see if it talks.
they are saving her,for….
1. Yes, I am afraid our tourism is dead.
2. Yeah, he/she committed suicide.
The “how to cover up a crime and get away with it” siminar thought to give aruba a real boost to it’s tourism. There should be more ciminals on the island than ever! Now, if that don’t knock your hat the creek, the final day will provide a bonus lecture, “no body, no crime” presented by Paulus Van der Sloot, and a weeks supply of Frosted Flakes provided my aruba’s finest…
“Oh This Is Joran, Here Let Me Choke The Evil Bastard.”
How to make a kill and get away with it!
NATALEE HOLLOWAY
http://tinyurl.com/fgdwf
All I thought was Annie Annie are you ok? I remember that part of the training. Maybe change it to Joran and not check for the heartbeat first?
#3 David R: I like it! LOL
NATALEE’S IMAGE
IN THE 510-24 BASIN – A STEP BY
STEP – HOW & WHERE I FOUND IT.
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-J4N
“Hey, Guido, watch what happens to the American tourist when I squeeze here! Who’s got his wallet?”
“Worst case of ED I’ve ever seen.”
1. How to have sex with a unconscious American victim.
2. If the victim starts to come to squeeze here.
We think he choked on the truth…
“Breathe damit, American Tourists don’t die in Aruba.”
We are giving these away to the local punks so they will
stop drugging and raping the tourist girls.
“Hmm…looks like a white male in his early twenties. Probably a tourist. Therefore it must be a duck.”
“Multiple gunshot wounds in the back. Another suicide.”
I wonder if we can screw all these
body parts back together, again…
{and they thought tourism was dead}
Quick!
Check her pulse!
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No Justice for Natalee,
No Tourism for Aruba
“I zeenk zee GHB iz takeek affect.”
PRESS RELEASE 4/25/2007
IN AN EFFORT TO PROTECT TOURISTS TO ARUBA, ARUBA ISSUES THE NEW ‘ANITA’ DOLL
With potential tourists choosing destinations other than Aruba because they are scared of being kidnapped, drugged, raped, and murdered while visiting Aruba, Aruba feels a new strategy rolled out this week will distract island predators from attacking American tourists – allowing tourism to make a comeback.
Recognizing that Aruba has a serious problem with citizens kidnapping, drugging, raping, and murdering tourists; the Aruba Hotel and Tourism Association (AHATA) has decided to issue a doll to each male resident under the age of 25. In addition, they have also issued one to Paulus Van Der Sloot as he also seems to have a problem with making American corpses disappear.
Referencing the recent Natalee Holloway case, where several youths and a father kidnapped, drugged, raped, and murdered an 18 year old American Tourist and then disposed of her body so that with “No corpse” there would be “No crime”, AHATA feels that American tourists will come back in ‘droves’ once they understand that these predators have been distracted. AHATA adds that putting these predators behind bars would not be in accordance with ‘Dutch Law’, because deviant behavior is OK if people have fun while doing it. So, giving them an ‘Anita’ is the best way to distract them from attacking unsuspecting American children who visit the island.
“We are also very concerned about young women and children in the motherland, Holland, as many of these predators have left Aruba to hide there,” stated AHATA spokesperson Steve Cohen. “We are sending these special ‘Anita’ dolls specifically to Joran Van Der Sloot, Geoffrey Van Croimvert, and Guido Wever – all of whom left Aruba and the problems they created for our tourism by their kidnapping, drugging, raping, and murdering a young American tourist.”
The ‘Anita’ doll was named after Anita Van Der Sloot. Anita will be memorialized because she was the one who recalled the intimate sex acts and other misconduct that her son, his friends, and her husband performed on the unconscious American Tourist (and it has been reported that they had done 20 times before). Anita was also the person who proclaimed that Aruban investigators took her camera after searching her home; a search that never took place as Aruban officials amended the search warrant on site to protect their friend, Paulus van Der Sloot.
Steve Cohen added, “We really felt Paulus Van Der Sloot needed an ‘Anita’ doll as well as the Aruban youth. His deviant behaviors of stalking and hitting on 18 year olds in casinos, and trolling McDonald’s parking lots at 4 a.m., and helping accomplices ‘disappear’ Natalee Holloway’s body really places him in the same class as these young scumbags.”
Aruba is an island located 2 hours by plane south of Miami and just 17 miles north of Venezuala. If you are looking for a vacation that offers you sun, beaches, turqouise waters; chollars, rapists, drug dealers, peeping toms, petty theives, Deepak & Satish, Micheal Dompig, Paulus Van Der Sloot, Boeti; and where you can be kidnapped, drugged, raped, and murdered; come start your adventure on ‘One Happy Island’. We will help you have a good time! Visit our website at http://www.getkidnappeddruggedrapedandkilledinaruba.com. Book now…we are waiting for you!
xxx
md
p.s. pssst….hey Dutch Investigators….Paulus is your perp! Retract Karin’s letter now! 35 DAYS TO COVER-UP COMPLETION.
note/disclaimer – this p.r. is satire and not actually issued by AHATA for all of you legal types trying to squelch criticism of the Aruban cover-up of the kidnapping, drugging, rape, and murder of an American tourist.
MD
the best…
bravo, bravo, BRAVO
MD
#23 perfect!
COME TO ARUBA…WHERE WE PRETEND TO CARE ABOUT YOUR LIFE.
perfect md…
Come to Aruba … you may never leave.
Bravo Indeed MD!~
MOE, YA CAN’T JUMPSTART THE ECONOMY BY CHOKING IT!
MD–The Anita Doll, perfect!
Caption: Still got a pulse? Well, we can fix that!
Looks like the making of the shark scene,
If anything is missing we have extra parts from that guy that was missing from his diving trip a couple of years ago just fawl them out.
http://travel.msn.com/guides/showreview.aspx?destinationid=1&parentid=10039880&wa=wsignin1.0&trrtu=1
See Aruba, I don’t think you are paying attention….
Jurine, this is NOT the way to revive. This is the way to suffocate, surely, you remember..
Preliminary reports show after she stalked and forced herself on 3 local guys at Carlos n Charlies forcing them to take her along, the 3 men endured a couple hours of abuse from her, she then overdosed on her drugs and buried herself twice somewhere near the lighthouse.
“look guys, we’ve got to get up to speed really quick on the resuscitation of drugged and raped girls, jvds is due back in just a couple of weeks.”
dennisintn
1. ” Stop trying to save him, he posts comments on scaredmonkeys.com”
2. During a lecture held by scared monkeys: “hey guys and girls, this is what those nasty arubans will do to you. may we recommend Virginia as your holiday destination”
3. A lifesize voodoo doll named Joran van der sloot. Order now at scaredmonkeys.com
4. ” Joran, speak now, you bastard”
5. “What the hell are you doing, Your Excellency, he’s not Jossy Mansur”
Which one do you like best?
Why is that guy choking Jorans boy Toy? After Joran has killed all the Tourists he will just have his blow up dolls to rape and take advantage of.
Posted this on the other caption: Someone needs to buy his book, photo copy it and put it on my space or how ever we can get it out there so no one needs to buy it.
Justice for Natalee
hhhmmm, looks like a plastic doll, feels like plastic doll, must be a plastic doll. Hey we could be ALE.