Convicted Felon Donald Anthony Watson Shoots Self in Penis, Lied to Police, Blamed in on the Black Guy


It wasn’t quite an episode of ‘Sex Sent Me to the ER,’ but it might be the beginning of a new reality TV show …   43 year old Donald Anthony Watson, a convicted felon, was taken to the emergency room on September 6, at about 1:30 AM after he had been shot in the penis. Watson had initially told police that he was shot by “a black guy (who) tried to rob” him while he was taking out the trash at his apartment. As it turns out, the convicted felon appears to have shot himself in his own penis.  After his surgery, Watson told officers he was examining the gun, placed it in his pocket and the gun discharged, striking him in the penis. The police charged Watson with providing a  false report of a crime to law enforcement, false reporting of information to law enforcement, possession of a firearm by a convicted felon and possession of a firearm by a drug offender.

Look for Democrats to jump on this story and call for more gun control and tie it to safety. But what else would one expect from a convicted felon, drug offender, bit be a liar. Hmm, isn’t it the Democrats who want to let drug offenders out of prison? I guess the emergency rooms better get ready for more visits.


A convicted felon who accidentally shot himself in the penis was arrested after police say he lied about how the shooting happened.

Donald Anthony Watson was admitted to the Avera McKennan emergency room about 1:30 a.m. Sept. 6 for a gunshot wound to his penis, according to an arrest affidavit.

When questioned by police, the 43-year-old said he was shot by “a black guy (who) tried to rob” him while he was taking out the trash at his apartment.

Officers went to Watson’s apartment in the 1500 block of East Nye Street to look for evidence and witnesses to corroborate Watson’s story. No evidence of a shooting was found near the dumpster. A witness told officers he heard screams of pain coming from Watson’s apartment about 1 a.m. that morning.

Posted September 27, 2015 by
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Florida Woman Nickole Dykema Arrested After Trying to Stab Police Deputy … Arrest Leads to House of Horrors Filled with 500 Bladed Weapons


A Florida woman, Nickole Dykema, was arrested Tuesday night after she tried to stab a police deputy with a machete. Police showed up at the Brooksville home to arrest Nickole Dykema on an outstanding felony arrest warrant. However, no one could have dreamed what they police were about to come upon. After Dykema tried to stab the officer, she ran back into her mobile home. Authorities entered the home after her and came across rooms filled with about 500 bladed weapons, altar covered in pentagrams and fake body parts. GOOD GRIEF!!! It looks like a scene out of a slasher, ‘Wrong Turn’ horror movie. According to reports, police deputies said they had removed more than 3,500 “bladed instruments” from the home.

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A Florida woman was arrested Tuesday night after she tried to stab a deputy with a large sword or machete inside a mobile home filled with thousands of other bladed weapons, authorities said.

The Hernando County Sheriff’s Office said in a news release that deputies went to Nickole Dykema’s Brooksville home to assist probation and parole officers who were trying to issue felony arrest warrants at around 10 p.m.

Dykema was seen looking at law enforcement officers through a broken window in her home, but refused to come out and disappeared back into the residence, according to a news release. Once other deputies arrived, officers forced their way into the home and were met by Dykema who had a large sword or machete in her hand, according to the release. She tried to stab one of the deputies and missed his face by inches.

The newspaper reports Dykema fled into a room filled with about 500 bladed weapons. Authorities noticed there were other rooms filled with similar weapons and another room that contained an altar covered in pentagrams, according to The Tampa Tribune.

Daily Commentary – Friday, September 18, 2015 – What Would You Give For an iPhone 6?

  • Two Chinese men caught trying to sell their kidney in exchange for the new iPhone!

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Buffalo Bills Fan, Beer and Bat Races Never a Good Mix …Watch What Happens When Bills Fan Meets Bus


The Buffalo Bills stunned the Indianapolis Colts 27-14 on Sunday at the home opener of the 2015 NFL season; however, the question remains whether the Buffalo Bill’s fan below ever made it to the game or realized that the Bill’s even won the game. What has to be the funniest video of the first week of the football season, this Bill’s fan once again proves the age old adage that chugging beer, lots of beer, spinning around a bat several times and inanimate large objects don’t mix.

Having played rugby in college, bat races were a way of life following matches. Believe it or not there is a method to the madness. Obviously this guy did not get that memo. As I watched this video, I could envision exactly what was going to happen, although I did not see the tour bus parked bear by. Wow, that’s going to leave a mark. The NFL might also have to do concussion studies for their fans as well. Imagine being this guy going to the office Monday morning?

Posted September 14, 2015 by
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An Animal Rights Activist Beaten Upside His Head With a Duck by a Spanish woman defending the Catalonia’s ‘Duck Chase’ Tradition


From the UK Daily Mail comes the following story that might be one of the most bizarre of 2015. Forget about running with the bulls, how about swimming with the ducks!!! An animal rights activists was clubbed upside his head by a Spanish woman in a white bathing suit during the annual Catalonia’s ‘Duck Chase’. So as this tradition goes, the ducks thrown into Mediterranean, then recaptured by swimmers. The incident took place after a woman, seen in the below video in a white bathing suit was confronted by an animal rights activist. She then started beating the dude with the duck.

Obviously, I hope the duck was not hurt, but what a sight that must have been. Please, oh please, does any one have video on that? Those folks in Spain have an awful lot a free time on their hands.

This is the shocking moment an animal rights activist was beaten around the head with a duck by a Spanish woman defending one of the country’s most controversial traditions.

The woman struck the man with the bird while he was filming the annual ‘duck chase’ in the seaside town of Roses in north eastern Spain.

Every August ducks are thrown into the Mediterranean and then caught and brought back to the shore by swimmers as part of the festival.

The footage shows a young woman wearing a white bathing suit attack the man with a duck – holding it by the legs as she repeatedly lashes him with it.

As the attack goes on, animal rights activists gathered on the shore can be heard chanting, ‘You would not do that to your dog,’ before they were removed by police.

The footage shows a young woman wearing a white bathing suit attack the man with a duck – holding it by the legs as she repeatedly lashes him with it.

As the attack goes on, animal rights activists gathered on the shore can be heard chanting, ‘You would not do that to your dog,’ before they were removed by police.

Actor Morgan Freeman’s 33 Year Old Granddaugter E’Dena Hines Stabbed to Death in Manhattan, NY


The grand daughter of Oscar award winning actor Morgan Freeman was murdered in New York City early Sunday morning. 33 year old  E’Dena Hines was stabbed to death  on the Manhattan sidewalks by her ranting and crazed boyfriend. Reports state Hines was stabbed 16 times.According to accounts, Hines’ 30 year old live-in boyfriend, Lamar Davenport, was in a drug-induced psychosis when he continuously stabbed her ranting, “Get out, devils! I cast you out, devils! In the name of Jesus Christ, I cast you out!” She was transported to Harlem Hospital, where she was pronounced dead.

The granddaughter of acclaimed actor Morgan Freeman was stabbed to death on a Manhattan sidewalk early Sunday during what law-enforcement sources and witnesses described as an “exorcism” at the hands of her ranting boyfriend.

“Get out, devils! I cast you out, devils! In the name of Jesus Christ, I cast you out!” the killer yelled as he plunged a hunting knife into 33-year-old E’Dena Hines’ chest, according to George Hudacko, who witnessed the 3 a.m. attack from his apartment window in Washington Heights.

Hines, an actress who had appeared on Broadway and on red carpets at Freeman’s side, was stabbed 16 times, officials said.

“The girl was making a lot of noise, screaming,” Hudacko said, adding. “I called 911 — I was begging them to come.”

Davenport — an actor and rapper wannabe whose nickname is “Lyric” — abuses cocaine, pot and booze, and has two young children, according to law-enforcement sources. Hines was not their mother
He has six prior arrests, including for marijuana and petty larceny, the sources added.

 Mr Freeman released a statement:

“The world will never know her artistry, and how much she had to offer”.

“Her friends and family were fortunate enough to have known what she meant as a person,” he said. “Her star will continue to shine bright in our hearts, thoughts and prayers. May she rest in peace.”

Where are all the race hustlers … Black lives matter, right?

Daily Commentary – Monday, August 3, 2015 – German Doctor Being Charged After Patient He Declared Dead Wakes up in Funeral Home

  • When a 92 year old German woman fell sick and her caregiver found her without a pulse and not breathing, the doctor declared her dead

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The Death of Bill Cosby, Dr. Huxtable & Fat Albert … According to Deposition, Drugs and Fame Helped Him Seduce Women (Hmm, Wouldn’t That be Rape, Not Seduce?)

The story of Dr. Huxtable and Mr. Hyde.

Until the sexual assault accusations  continued to piled up last year, Bill Cosby had been one of America’s most beloved comedians, after a successful career that included stand-up, the 1980′s hit NBC sitcom, ‘The Cosby Show’ where he was everyone’s favorite dad, Dr. Cliff Huxtable and those popular and whimsical commercials for Jell-O (VIDEO). All that has now changed and changed it has.  Over the course of the past 6 or 7 months, some two dozen woman have come forward to accuse Bill Cosby of sexual assault. As they say, they all can’t be lying. Sadly, the more we learn of what Bill Cosby had done in the past when it came to women, we find out that it was true. In a recently released deposition from 2005, we further learned that Cosby had admitted obtaining Quaaludes in the 1970s to give to young women with whom he wanted to have sex. Exactly what so many of the women who have accused Cosby of. I guess this can be considered complete vindication by for all of his female accusers.

I guess all woman needed to see what both of Bill Cosby’s Hands were doing at the same time and not just holding Jello puffing pops

Read Court docs HERE.

He was not above seducing a young model by showing interest in her father’s cancer. He promised other women his mentorship and career advice before pushing them for sex acts. And he tried to use financial sleight of hand to keep his wife from finding out about his serial philandering.

Bill Cosby admitted to all of this and more over four days of intense questioning 10 years ago at a Philadelphia hotel, where he defended himself in a deposition for a lawsuit filed by a young woman who accused him of drugging and molesting her.

Even as Mr. Cosby denied he was a sexual predator who assaulted many women, he presented himself in the deposition as an unapologetic, cavalier playboy, someone who used a combination of fame, apparent concern and powerful sedatives in a calculated pursuit of young women — a profile at odds with the popular image he so long enjoyed, that of father figure and public moralist.

In the deposition, which Mr. Cosby has for years managed to keep private but was obtained by The New York Times, the entertainer comes across as alternately annoyed, mocking, occasionally charming and sometimes boastful, often blithely describing sexual encounters in graphic detail.

CNN: Cosby admitted pursuing younger women in deposition.

Bill Cosby said he had sexual relationships with at least five women and tried to hide the affairs from his wife, the New York Times reported Saturday.

The paper told CNN it obtained a copy of the deposition where Cosby said he obtained seven prescriptions for the sedative Quaaludes from a Los Angeles doctor, ostensibly for a bad back, but really to give to young women he partied with. He said the sex and drug-taking were consensual, the Times reported.

The deposition was taken 10 years ago and stems from a civil lawsuit filed by Andrea Constand — one of the dozens of women who have publicly accused the comedian of sexual assault.


Daily Commentary – Wednesday, July 15, 2015 – Florida Man Walks Into Hospital and Steals an Operating Room Table!

  • In a daytime heist, 52yr old Lance Sayre walked in to a Florida hospital and walked away with a $48k operating room table!

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Ahead of the July 4th Weekend, 6th Shark Attack Victim at North Carolina Beach

Ahead of the 4th of July Weekend, there is a 6th victim at a North Carolina beach in the last two weeks.

Officials say a 17-year-old boy is the latest victim of a shark attack off North Carolina’s coast, the second attack in as many days and the sixth attack in the past two weeks.

Rescue personnel and park rangers responded to the boy, who received what they described as injuries to his right calf, buttocks and both hands while swimming in the Outer Banks on Saturday, according to a post on the National Park Service’s Facebook page. The boy was swimming with others when he was bitten, but no one else was hurt, officials said.

The unidentified teenager was treated at the scene before being airlifted to a Norfolk, Virginia, hospital, the park service said.

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  1. A 47-year-old man was bitten while swimming in Avon on Hatteras Island.
  2. A 43-year-old man was also attacked by a shark near Hilton Head Island, South Carolina.
  3. A 13-year old girl who lost her left arm below the elbow at Oak Island
  4. A 16-year old boy who lost his left arm above the elbow at Oak Island.
  5. An 8-year-old boy appears to be bitten by shark

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