Elizabeth Edwards: “We Can’t make John Black, We Can’t Make him a Woman.


Elizabeth Edwards, wife of Democratic Presidential candidate John Edwards made a rather bizarre comment yesterday while discussing the advantages of  web 2.008 campaigning on the internet.

With Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama hogging media coverage, campaigns can push their messages without paying for ads.

“In some ways, it’s the way we have to go,” Edwards says. “We can’t make John black, we can’t make him a woman. Those things get you a lot of press, worth a certain amount of fundraising dollars. Now it’s nice to get on the news, but not the be all and end all.”

Mrs. Edwards, you can’t make him electable either, if he is not. All the lipstick, make up, spinning and cute videos on line are not going to change that fact. When it comes to the internet and videos, John Edwards will forever be known for this.

Why I see John Edwards as a big phony

Elizabeth Edwards’ Lament, Don’t despair, Liz. You can sure come awfully close.

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  • Comments

    7 Responses to “Elizabeth Edwards: “We Can’t make John Black, We Can’t Make him a Woman.”

    1. Carpe Noctem on August 8th, 2007 1:44 pm

      “We can’t make John black,
      we can’t make him a woman.

      Sure you can Mrs. Edwards.
      We can get him a strap on
      afro from Spencers
      & some high-heels…

      SILKY PONY rides again!!! -Katablog

    2. Susan on August 8th, 2007 6:00 pm

      At least Edwards stands a better chance of winning the Democratic nomination than either Hillary or Obama :-)

    3. Brenda on August 9th, 2007 8:20 am

      Susan…yeah, maybe he does have a better chance since he IS more womanly than the other 2 candidates.

      Isn’t Breck looking for a new Breck-girl? I hear John is their #1 choice at the moment.

      Truthfully, if any of the 3 get in, we’re screwed.


    4. Miss-Undestimated on August 9th, 2007 10:09 am

      Why not, Bill Clinton claimed to be the first black president.

    5. Carpe Noctem on August 9th, 2007 10:29 am

      I could not let myself vote for Edwards,
      after that statement he made about
      the war…basically said it was
      a bumper sticker campaign. That’s all
      it ever was, he said.

      He needs to take out his hair rollers,
      wipe off the beauty cream, and walk
      himself down to a meeting with the
      soldier’s families. Say it to the families
      John, they’ve got your bumper sticker alright.

      “I Brake For Morons”

    6. Miss-Undestimated on August 9th, 2007 2:46 pm

      About 4 years ago I went to clean my bathroom vanity, I noticed a really gummy residue, well I found out it was from all the hairspray. So I think Johhnny may want to forego the hairspray. I mean if it can do that to your counter tops, what is it doing to your brains? I also heard that if you tighten you rollers too tight it may decrease flow to the brain.

      Memo to hair dresser: no more spray, go green

    7. Brenda on August 10th, 2007 11:37 am

      Dear Ms. UE…that was funny. But let’s not forget the ENVIRONMENT. If that goo is strong enough to effect the brain of Edwards, our fragile environment is in serious danger and he better let Kerry and clan know to stop using it too.


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