US House of Representatives Finally Finds Bipartisan Issue … Beer Resolution

FINALLY … a resolution that all Americans can stand behind … BEER!

Buffy … Beer Good!

While most of Washington was focused on Tuesday’s election results, the House was busy doing something else: Passing a resolution about beer.

House Resolution 1297, sponsored by Rep. Betsy Markey, supports “the goals and ideals of American Craft Beer Week.”

“We’ve got quite a number of microbreweries and entrepreneurs that are creating jobs, and we wanted to celebrate that this is a craft,” Markey told POLITICO.

More On Bill Maher, Polical Pundit Extraordinaire … ABC This Week, Political Round Tabe or Three Ring Circus, Send in the Clowns

Yet another dissatisfied Bill Maher shopper. Micky Edwards from The Atlantic is some what late to the game in discovering Maher; however, is non too impressed with the so-called “funny & witty” Maher.  Wow, this is going to leave a mark.

Yes, I know I’m retro, but until this weekend I had never seen nor heard the apparently quite famous Bill Maher.  That oversight has now been remedied thanks to some seriously brilliant producers at ABC television who were insightful enough to book Mr. Maher as a participant in the roundtable political discussion on “This Week.”

Although I had not seen Mr. Maher nor heard him with my own ears, I had heard of him from friends who apparently thought him to be quite a “hoot,” funny, witty, and pretty darned smart.  In imagining him from those descriptions, I pictured a modern-day George Carlin, maybe even a lineal descendant of Cheech or Chong.  Adept at skewering, skilled at eliciting gasps, a provider of secret pleasures (“right on,” one wished to say).

What a surprise, then, to find that in fact Mr. Maher is neither funny nor smart.  He is, I found, nothing more than just one more of those full-of-himself mean-spirited bigots whose certitude and nastiness so poison the well of democratic discussion.

Yet more silliness from Bill Maher from ABC’s This Week with regarding racists and Republicans. One really has to wonder what the brain surgeon producers were thinking at “This Week” by booking Bill Maher. Really! A political round table show that used to be serious with folks like Cokie Roberts and Sam Donaldson. Whether you agreed with them or not, it was not a Three Ring Circus booked with A$$ clowns.

If you are a racist, you are probably Republican

ABC needs to take a real good look at to what they want to be about. Serious political wound table or Left wing bomb throwing joke. There is a reason why Maher is on HBO Entertainment.

Real LEFTIST Class … Potty Mouth Comedian Kathy Griffin Says Sarah Palin Gave McCain a BlowJ*b

JUST PLAIN SICK …

So this is what passes as comedy for the LEFT these days, eh? So-called comedian Kathy Griffin said on Friday at a performance in Anchorage, Alaska that  Sarah Palin performed a sexual act on John McCain in 2008. We kid you not.

More PDS (Palin Derangement Syndrome) on display from the LEFT. It is truly amazing just how much the LEFT fears Sarah Palin and the efforts they go to try and discredit her.

KATHY GRIFFIN: She was so famous as Governor, you know, when John McCain picked her after meeting her for ten minutes. And, um, that must have been some blowjob. (H/T: Newsbusters)

FYI Kathy, what you do is hardly humor either

Imagine, just imagine if something comparable was said about Barack Hussein Obama. After all, it’s not like he was a well known commodity when he was tapped to run for President and eventually elected.

So let’s see if we can understand the humor. It’s perfectly ok to say that a  married mother of five children and popular Governor of Alaska gave a BJ to an esteemed and long time Senator from Arizona and a Presidential candidate who all but gave up his life for his country in Vietnam and was a POW for years.  OK, some one find the humor in all this phony, slanderous BS. So some how fabricating the story and making a joke out of it that  Sarah Palin gave John McCain a BJ to be VP is funny. Who knew?

I wonder how many female fools in the crowd would have laughed if it were them or their daughters that a false accusation was made of in order to make a joke. How about the men in the audience if it was their wife, sister, aunt or mother that was accused of performing a sex act for advancement.

The Gateway Pundit reminds us that deadbeat dad Levi Johnston escorted Kathy Griffin to the stage.

Liberal woman, you’ve come a long way baby.

EXCLUSIVE INTERVIEW from Aruba with Glenda Bondia Regarding Paulus Van der Sloot Death … Natalee Holloway, Joran Van der Sloot

Breaking News: Exclusive interview with Monkey News and the Paulus Van der Sloot death due to a cardiac arrest while playing tennis.

Hat Tip: Klaas

What did Paulus take to his grave? Seems that one person in Aruba thinks that Joran was innocent, even when not asked whether Paulus or Joran were guilty of anything. Enjoy!!!

Punxsutawney Phil Responds to PETA & Robotic Groundhog … “From My Cold Dead Hands”

It is hard to take PETA serious when they do the following … replace Punxsutawney Phil with a robot ground hog!!!

PETA once again is trying and succeeding in garnering attention to their cause by this time trying to save Punxsutawney Phil, the seer of seers, the prognosticators of prognosticators from his life of luxury. Punxsutawney Phil, cruelty of animals? This ground hog is treated better than most people in the United States.

Pic Hat Tip: Klaas

In an interview with Punxsutawney Phil he exclusively
told Scared Monkeys with regards to PETA wanting him
replaced by a robot Ground Hog … “From my Cold Dead Hands”

Get this PETA wants Phil replaced with an automated robo-ground hog. Good grief, are they serious? They sent a letter too, read HERE, try to keep from laughing.

The animal rights group PETA says Punxsutawney Phil is being badly treated by the crowds and noise at the annual Groundhog Day festival on Feb. 2 and should be replaced with a robotic groundhog .

Gemma Vaughan,  Animals in Entertainment specialist for the People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals, said in a letter to organizers of the annual spectacle in Punxsutawney, PA, that  groundhogs, which are normally shy and spend much of their time in burrows, “become stressed when they are exposed to large, screaming crowds; flashing lights from perhaps hundreds of cameras; and human handling.”

Word of advice to PETA, stick to going after the Michael Vick’s of the world and stay away from our American past times and holidays.