Joran Van der Sloot Files Complaint Against Peruvian Police … My Rights Were Violated, They Seized by Laptop


Joran Van der Sloot claims his rights were violated … Hey Joran, what about the rights that you took from Natalee Holloway and Stephany Flores? Oh yea, and their lives too.

Joran Van der Sloot, the ”Little Dutch boy” accused of the murder of 21 year old Stephany Flores in Peru and who had previously confessed to the crime is now singing a much different tune and back to his old manipulative, narcissistic way. Joran Van der Sloot is now claiming that his rights were violated and has filed a complaint against the Peruvian police. Van der Sloot claims that he was denied due process, that evidence was improperly seized and he was denied a proper translator.


Joran van der Sloot has filed a complaint with Peruvian police claiming that his constitutional rights and his right to a defense were violated after his arrest in connection with the killing of a Peruvian woman.

According to a copy of the complaint, obtained by CNN, van der Sloot alleges that his right to due process was denied.

The complaint, given to the Peruvian National Police’s internal investigation unit, singles out the department’s homicide director, Col. Miguel Angel Canlla Ore, and those who work for him.

Van der Sloot said he has been detained without a judicial order.

“I have been denied my right to a proper defense, by imposing an attorney that seems to be the girlfriend of a cop on duty who works in this police department,” the complaint states.

He also alleges that police took his laptop and searched his communications and correspondence without a judicial order.

What else would one expect from a criminal that has evidence that implicated them in a murder dead to rights. Joran claims among a litany of jail house excuses that he was not supplied an interpreter, yet in every VIDEO he is seen communicating perfectly with the police. Joran Van der Sloot, this is just a reminder … YOU ARE NOT IN ARUBA ANY MORE AND DADDY SLOOT IS NOT HERE TO USE INFLUENCE TO GET YOU OUT OF THIS ONE.

Joran Van der Sloot claims that he was confused and coerced into a confession. Wrong Sporter, you were not confused, you had no where to go with your lies as you knew the gig was up and you were guilty of the crime. How exactly is one confused when you were so detailed in the description of how Stephany Flores was killed in his confession?

“There was blood everywhere,” the Dutch national said according to transcripts obtained by CNN. “What am I going to do now? I had blood on my shirt. There was also blood on the bed, so, I took my shirt and put it on her face, pressing hard, until I killed Stephany.”

How could anyone be tricked into say that they killed another person? Seriously. This is the son of a former lawyer and wannabe judge in waiting. Joran Van der Sloot has been through all of this 5 years earlier in Aruba in the death and disappearance of Natalee Holloway. Joran has already used the “I was scared” card in the past. This one trick pony act is getting old. Joran van der Sloot used the same line in 2005 when he was asked why he lied in that he dropped off Natalee Holloway at the Holiday Inn the night she disappeared.

What is most interesting is the continual reference to his laptop. Why does Joran Van der Sloot want the laptop to be thrown out as evidence? If you think about it, the laptop would play into his story of why he attacked Stephany, which would probably mean that the computer was never logged into at that time. The bigger picture is most likely the amount of incriminating evidence there is on it with the things that Joran Van der Sloot has said and done. In the end, Joran brought the laptop into play with his confessions … good lock Sporter in getting that thrown out.

What we see in the end is the desperate acts of a sociopath who is grasping at straws. For once in his life Joran has had his hand slapped and he has no power to react.

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    83 Responses to “Joran Van der Sloot Files Complaint Against Peruvian Police … My Rights Were Violated, They Seized by Laptop”

    1. meemee on June 24th, 2010 9:45 am

      are any of us surprised? no, he also stated they had water and threatened to put his head in it, he is really digging himself a deeper hole, I dont believe for one minute that the Peru police will let him go, and his cushy treatment may stop soon.

    2. Blonde on June 24th, 2010 10:24 am

      You lost all of your rights when you killed Natalee & Stephany
      PERU don’t let him give you shit.

    3. on June 24th, 2010 10:26 am

      Save it for Mama Anita Joran. Where is the “due process” of which you speak for Natalee, Stephany and their families?

      The van der Sloot family is full of excuses and pros at playing victim when they are the ones who have victimized.

    4. A Texas Grandfather on June 24th, 2010 10:32 am

      Joran is not stupid and he has been tutored very well by his also sociopathic father. The way you end a sociopaths’ lies and machinations is to gradually destroy all possibility of the claims they make.
      This time he has no one to take his side in the legal areana and do the cover-up work that was done in Aruba. NO LE help, no corrupt judicial help so now he is flailing about trying anything that will help him to overcome his bad position.
      A careful forensic examination of his computer may reveal all of the players and the part they played in the cover-up in Aruba regarding Natalee Holloway. This will in all likelyhood reveal that the reason he gave for murdering Stephany Flores is totally false, which leaves only one or two things, forced sex (rape) and robbery as the motive.
      Sociopaths do not live in the same reality as normal people. They live in a reality that they create in their minds regarding all facts and when they are challenged, they become very angry and vindictive.

    5. wolfgang on June 24th, 2010 10:39 am

      Joran isn’t making any friends in Peru…good!! this means he will get the max sentence! Running off at the mouth is just what he needs to be doing, it has been so beneficial to him in the past.

    6. super dave on June 24th, 2010 10:48 am

      too bad punk ! you would have skipped the country
      never to be seen again until you made your next
      kill. i say castrate this rapist/ murderer
      before you throw him to the population.
      in Peru, they have festivals where people gather
      to fight each other. after watching this, i know
      baby sloot won’t last in prison. these fights
      are vicious !!

    7. Wolf on June 24th, 2010 10:51 am

      The only right Van Der Bung has is the right to bend over a barrel..and take it dry. Which is what should happen to him.

    8. Lisa in Maryland on June 24th, 2010 11:11 am

      Johan # 36 from previous thread

      Joran still is nothing more than a suspect and even in Peru suspects have -constitutional- rights.

      His lawyers and the Dutch embassy will see to it that his rights are respected and that he receives a fair trial like it should be in a civil society.

      IMO Wrong – He is a suspect who has confessed to murder in the presence of a representative of the Dutch Embassy and proper Peruvian legal counsel with overwhelming evidence to support the confession or parts there of.

      He can recant his confession, he can say it is cohorsed, he can say he lied, he can say he didn’t understand. He can say they didn’t follow procedure. He can even say the Queen herself wants to bare his child. He can’t prove any of that and it doesn’t matter anyway because – He SIGNED THE CONFESSION! (Peru isn’t Aruba – they are not going to tare up the confession and have a do over)

      What I see as his biggest problem is – He Ran!

      Him running to Chile involves a few things:

      1) There’s no need to run if you are not guilty.
      2) He left the hotel telling them “Don’t disturb my girl she’s sleeping”
      3) The video evidence shows no one else entering or leaving the room.
      4) The video evidence shows the possibility of him attempting to cover the crime by leaving for coffee with the cups in his hand and having the hotel staff open the door for him when the video clearly shows him as closing the door and knocking just minutes before.

      These actions implicate a sound mind as far as meaning he knew what he was doing. So I am no longer worried about the possibility of an insanity plea.

      Then there is the Forensic Evidence some of which we have already seen. I am sure after all of it comes out, it will be overwhelmingly sufficient to prove he did it.

      Besides in Peru you don’t have to be convicted beyond a shadow of a doubt or by a jury trial of your peers. He will sit before three panel judges and be tried on the preponderance of evidence. How much Pondering do you think the judges will have to do to convict him?

      And it just keeps getting better… Now with him not cooperating they are going to lengthen his sentence.

      What I wish for is one little crack, just one more mistake that will bring us some evidence of the Natalee Holloway case.

    9. nurturer69 on June 24th, 2010 11:40 am

      Oh well.

    10. Donna from TN on June 24th, 2010 11:57 am

      I enjoy your articles on Joran. You say what I am thinking. Keep on keeping us informed. He is grasping at straws and it will back-fire on him. Peru has got him dead to rights and needs to keep him that way.

    11. meemee on June 24th, 2010 11:58 am

      well said tx grandpa, this joran is a piece of work, lets hope peru just shuts him up and puts him in the worse place they have there, and his mama, she needs some psych help herself.

    12. Lisa in Maryland on June 24th, 2010 12:13 pm

      I agree the laptop was probably never logged into and just one of his lies so naturally he would want that thrown out and wouldn’t it be the icing on the cake if they actually found something incriminating from the Holloway case on it!

      They reported they found amphetamines in Stephany’s body so I’m wondering if they can establish a timeline between them entering the hotel, the amphetamine level in her body and him taking his notorious coffee break!

      IMO it is not a sex crime but robbery-murder. I’m saying this because of the interview with the ex-girlfriend where she says he had contacted her for money to get out of Peru. I think that was the only thing on his mind. Getting money and Getting out of Peru.

      Wonder how many girls on vacation in Aruba were enticed by him into a situation where he didn’t kill but just took money and or credit cards?

      I suspect they weren’t in that room for more than 15 minutes before he killed her. He probably slipped something into her drink at the casino so that she would be helpless to an attack by the time he got her to his room. (This is in line with his usual suspected MO)

      While watching the video of Joran and Stephany entering the hotel, Stephany’s father said,”that is not my daughter – that is not how my daughter walks.” Meaning her movements and posture where not recognizable to him as she was probably already drugged.

      As for the Bloody Shirt and the Pants = He could have easily removed her pants when he put his bloody shirt on her. In his confession he was thinking of how to put her body in the luggage. Maybe that is why he put the bloody shirt on her so he could do away with both her and the evidence at the same time. He may have removed the pants to go thru her pockets or to see if she was stashing money under her pants.

    13. Carpe on June 24th, 2010 12:31 pm

      If I were his parents, I would have just stood over him when he was a child – every time he lied, I would have smacked him a good one with a fly swatter.

      I would have been his worst nightmare.

      He would be diving under coffee tables still at the age of 50 at the sound of a fly swatter smack.

    14. Frederic Nitz on June 24th, 2010 12:32 pm

      So far he is lucky that it is (by his claim) only his rights that have been violated. They are saving the best for last.

    15. Katerina on June 24th, 2010 12:32 pm

      #6 super dave castration is a good idea, dig his balls out nice and slowly with a rusty exacto knife dipped in battery acid

      Then he will be rid of his colossal balls once and for all

    16. Angela on June 24th, 2010 12:34 pm

      Joran’s laptop poses questions.

      1. Wouldn’t he have had it set to his native dutch language?

      2. If so, how would Stephany have understood incoming email?

      3. If not, what is the likelihood Joran would have disclosed anything about his involvement with Natalee to Stephany?

      4. An email needs to be opened. If they were playing on-line poker did he then stop that and check his email?

      5. If not an email was it IM popping up in the corner? Again, in what language?

      6. Taxi driver(s) said Joran was on his computer. Deleting the “e” trail? Corresponding? If so, to whom?

      7. Deleted text can be retrieved, yes?

      8. Laptop usage records could disprove his claims of “in the heat of the moment” theory if no such correspondence is found.

      9. If no email/IM then what would have triggered violence?

      10. Why was Stephany found not wearing her jeans? Not behavior for playing poker.

      11. Resisting sexual “advances” could have enraged Joran.

      12. Psych evaluation deems Joran to have value-less attitude of women.

      13. Evaluation also indicates Joran prone to rage to the point of hurting another when resisted or confronted.

      14. Joran was in need of money. His friends have disclosed he asked them for money to get out of Peru.

      15. Stephany had won some money that night, co gambling with Joran, at the casino and a larger sum on a previous recent occasion.

      16. Stephany could have challenged and resisted possible financial assertions by Joran.

      17. Twarted sexually and being financially challenged could be more realistic reasons for level of violence.

    17. Carpe on June 24th, 2010 12:56 pm

      Wahhhhhhh!!!! My rights were violated!!!

      I can`t has a cheezebutger!!!!!! What a baby.

    18. john alonso on June 24th, 2010 1:27 pm

      @Angela some answers…

      5. it was an IM…saying in DUTCH “ik ga je vermoorden mongooltje” trnaslation “i gone kill you little retard” Ofcourse this is his confession so i only quote him if he indeed got that message i dont know.And yes even if she saw the IM she couldent have a clue what that he BS again all the way.

      7.YES everything can be retrieved(great thing)

      16. i think that is very close to the truth

      i do have a plausible theory over why she came to his room…1 thing we know she didnt go there for sex.For playing online poker like he said?After an entire night of play live normaly you not going to start an online session.

      Online pokerrooms do have an option to transfer money from 1 account to another.Did he own money to Flores and promissed her to transfer it back to her account???Vey possible and something that is quit comon in the pokerworld…ones in his room didnt he wana do the transfer?..maybe she saw he didnt have money in his account or not enough to pay her back?And that could be a good reason for her to get angry if you ask me.If you see how she comes in the lobby of the hotel she didnt look like “o lets have a fun session online-poker” it looked like an obligation….he was broke thats sure…he did try alot of things to get money from people even claiming he lost his wallet etc. and asking for few 100$ then you are deep in shit if you ask me….how could he play that night if he was broke?Well Flores borowed him maybe and he would pay back str8 away after the game…This is only a theory ofcourse but prob closer to the truth then his story.And the PC will answer alot of questions.

    19. Sherry on June 24th, 2010 1:28 pm

      I don’t think these developments are more of Jorans manipulation – it is instead the actions of his attorney – he is paid by Jorans Mother and why not put in the time to earn the fee? The basic theory of why coerced confessions are thrown out is to protect societal constitutional rights, even if the accused is actually guilty. The problem with this is that lawyers have so misused the system that constitutional rights mean nothing to those who deserve its protection. The first lawyer resigned and this one will try to manipulate the system to get this psychopath off.

    20. chandu on June 24th, 2010 1:31 pm

      When did he hire an American lawyer?

      Guess the police put the victim’s blood on his clothes for an obvious frame. It’s even been reported that the lead detective was once heard saying “damn gringo geeks”. An obvious reference to north of the boarder tourists with laptops.

      Well, the local police are much smarter than those in LA. They had a detective don a Joran Van der Sloot Halloween mask and stand outside the room looking confused and unsure what to do next. A picture is worth a thousand words.

    21. wolfgang on June 24th, 2010 1:58 pm

      Off topic..but did anyone else see what looked like a large blade knife in the hands of one of the cons on the 2nd floor (looking out of bars and hanging out) on any of the shows that are running that tour through Castro Castro????I feel sure that is what I saw and it was a big “mother”.

    22. Brenda on June 24th, 2010 2:24 pm

      Lisa, I too feel he killed her nearly immediately. I am NOT ANY EXPERT, but an arm chair detective who had the blessed opporutnity to be a dispatcher for a while and take some criminal investigation courses at the local college just because I wanted to learn.

      Based on the horrific injuries she experienced, and the bruises on her ankles and torso, she must have truly wanted to leave the room as the boy declared. I do NOT believe he elbowed her. I believe he hit her with his fist so force-fully after having trouble controlling her physically (she did play soccer and was athletic) that he just bashed her face while he had her on the floor and the impact of the punch knocked her eye from socket and fractured her skull. The floor was tile, so it could have been like that.

      He then broke her neck while strangling her.

      Wow, what a sentence the Dutch-boy gave Stephany for SEEING an email. How then do we apply a sentence appropriate for what he did to her? Has to be worse than what Stephany endured if we want to be fair…right?

      Also think he may have told her who he was for shock value…a sociopath would get off on seeing the fear in their victim’s eyes.

      As for Anita, she too HAS to be sociopathic. Look how easily she changes her tune from her son is innocent to she won’t embrace him? I thought she said 5 yrs ago in Aruba seeing her son in jail would “KILL” her? She’s no different than her son when it comes to telling lies…nor was Paulus.

    23. maria on June 24th, 2010 2:34 pm

      Angela, bottom line he had her there for sex and the money.
      His lame email excuse for kiilling her makes no sense at all.
      Stephaney resisted being sexually assaulted just has Natalee did.
      Its either his way or you are beaten and or dead!
      I can bet on it, he has either killed or harmed many girls over the passed 5 years!

    24. Constance Sucre on June 24th, 2010 2:48 pm

      You know, this is very, very sad for the families of the two girls. I think Vandersloot’s mother is aware she has far less than she desired as a son and she has her own grief.

      But the lying is incredible and the attempts to manipulate the justice system in Peru. I doubt that it gets him anywhere, thought. He’s still got a hole to go to the bathroom in regardsless of how he aches and moans about his rights.

    25. Maggie on June 24th, 2010 2:49 pm

      Last I heard, they had not gone over his computer yet, was waiting for approval.. He is just afraid they will not find any open email that Stephany found.

      Just more of Anita’s big lies and bs..She didn’t know he was going to casinos, but when he was 17 and STARTEd going to casinos, she took him to a psychiatrist for it just once..

      ABC..June 24, 2010..

      In a Dutch interview obtained exclusively by ABC News, Anita van der Sloot said her son was not a difficult child, but had a tendency to sneak out of their Aruba home at night.

      She noticed, but didn’t know that he was leaving to go to casinos. Gambling became a big part of his life, and led to his involvement in the disappearance of Natalee Holloway in Aruba five years ago, and to his arrest in the May 30 murder of 21-year-old Stephany Flores in Lima, Peru.

      Peter De Vries Interview..

      Pauw: Well these are maybe not the most subtle moments in this conversation but Joran, you visited a psychiatrist because you were lying all the time.

      Joran: No… That was not the reason why I visited the psychiatrist. I’ve been two times to a childrens psychiatrist but that was because we had some things going on within our family.

      Anita: I can explain that as well… So you can hear it from my own mouth… Paul was in Holland for the Judges-training and I had to deal with three children in my own… And Joran as many seventeen year olds… I myself work with teens… And uh… he was not the easiest one. Besides that we had problems with… I had some problems with him… That he came home way to late… Uhm… I’m rather strict… Maybe even sometimes I was a little to strict… And at a certain point after talking about it with a friend of mine, maybe it’s good when we have some consults with a youth-psychiatrist. Because I just want that he has a goal in life… that he thinks well what he wants with his life and all this ‘going out’ I just think bad about that. And at that time he started playing poker in the casino and I don’t want my son being in the casino! So I contacted I youth-psychiatrist… He wasn’t 18 yet, he still was seventeen… He went there twice, that’s correct and we had one conlusive-conversation after that. And that was it… So it was really not just about lying…

      Also she fails to mention his own father was taking him and allowing him to go at seventeen. He had an open line of credit at the casinos thanks for his father.

      May 31, 2005 Joran Van der Sloot police statement:

      “Last Sunday around 4 pm I had went to the Excelsior Casino. My father had brought me there. I was at the casino to play “Texas Hold’em”.

      June 18, 2005 Paulus Van Der Sloot police statement:

      On May 29th 2005, at approximately 16.00 hours, I went with Joran to the “Free Carribean Stud Tournament” in the Holiday Inn.

      On May 30th

      He had told me that he would afterwards be going to the Wyndham Hotel because a “Free Carribean Stud Tournament” would be held.

      Then she says she would love to hug and cry for Beth if she met her. She had a chance and all she did was describe sexual stuff to Beth that Joran said about her daughter and describe Natalee’s underwear. Greta van Sustern said she wanted to crawl under the table listening to it.

      Anita’s big headliner..

      Maybe he missed a chance to become an actor,” his mother said.

      We can only hope that hospital has 2 beds in the room.

    26. maria on June 24th, 2010 2:52 pm

      oops past 5 years!

      He makes my stomach turn!!!!

    27. Maggie on June 24th, 2010 2:53 pm

      btw I read/heard a report somewhere yesterday that said they believe Stephany was dead within the first half hour of going in the hotel room.. but can’t remember where I read or heard it..

    28. Lisa in Maryland on June 24th, 2010 3:28 pm


      What a mess she is! This is exactly WHY Joran disrespects women. Anita didn’t want Joran gambling, Paulus takes him to the casino. Anita didn’t want Joran sneaking out at night, Paulus gives him his own apartment.

      When ever you have two parents that don’t agree on the boundries of the child, the child will always favor and follow the lead of the parent that apeases and disrespect the parent that doesn’t.

      Paulus turned Anita into the “Bad guy” in Jorans eyes someone not to respect, then Paulus leaves for work and judges training leaving Anita to handle it!

      This by no means aliviates Anita of her responsibility as a mother which she failed at miserably. It just explains the basis of part of the problem.

      It was her responsibility as a mother to seek professional help for Joran and family counseling for the difference between her and Paulus’s parenting skills! Not just one visit but continued visits until the problem is resolved.

      Anita it was within your power to save two (if not more) lives and for this you will pay. Two lives will be taken from you one already and the next soon. How’s that for KARMA!

    29. Lisa in Maryland on June 24th, 2010 3:43 pm

      Hi Brenda,
      There is no appropriate sentence for this vial sociapathic monster!

      The injustice he has inflicted on these girls, their families and the world are irreprehensible!

      The frustration of it all is now he tries to manipulate the legal system to apply justice for his rights! Totally infuriating! He is the most despicable living person on the planet except Bin Laddin!

      There are no justifiable means to his end! But I have to admit, many here have describe some that come pretty damn close!

    30. Mike on June 24th, 2010 3:46 pm

      After looking at Anita Van Slut’s interview at least we know where urine got the “liar’s gene”.
      I thought I was going to throw up listening to her. I think they should throw her ugly ass in there with him. Her enabling is a big reason for all of this. But…I smile every time I think about what he has coming to him when he finally gets put in with the general population. I just hope that he suffers a good while before they kill him.

    31. Angela on June 24th, 2010 3:48 pm


      I do not believe Stephany had sexual intentions. It is possible Joran may have wanted to include sex in his evening. He does consider himself to be a “lady’s man”. The “lure” he could have used was to settle the gambling arrangement made during their time at the poker table and to continue online poker in his room. There has been a report that the “date rape” drug was found in her car. DR drug or not, I believe Joran’s intent was to have sex that night, not just to play online poker in his room. Feeling superior to women it is possible her sexual denial enraged Joran. That same rage could have manifested with Stephany refusing to give Joran the money he felt he needed or felt he was entitled to have.

    32. Lisa in Maryland on June 24th, 2010 3:55 pm

      Since Aruba will not be interviewing Joran until Aug. or Sept. (I think they reported)

      Now is the time to educate and retrain the Arubans on how to interview the suspect so they don’t f— it up this time.

      I certainly hope the Peruvians maintain video surveillance of all interrogations between Joran and the Arubans.

      What I don’t understand is why the Arubans would be allowed to interview him as their case is closed Vs. the FBI being allowed to interview him with an open extortion case?

      Did I miss something? Is this Peru’s way of allowing the Arubans to “SAVE FACE”?

      Has anyone heard anything about the FBI being allowed to interview him?

    33. meemee on June 24th, 2010 4:14 pm

      wolfgang, i also saw the knife you are talking about it looked to be a huge butcher knife, the prisoner was actually using it as a mirror to look at the camera. interesting.

    34. Ed H on June 24th, 2010 4:16 pm

      Mike # 30 I agree. The whole family are a bunch of F__king LiarS. How can anyone believe her. What mother would allow their kid to sneak out in the middle of night and not have any repercussons for the child. . I certainly would be punished severly for trying that trick. He Probaly went to the swamps to pull wings off insects and legs off lizzards.So Anita, your lies will come back and haunt you. You are just as bad as that bastard son of yours. I hope the other kids you raised are not chips off the old block.Will you have tears when you find out little joran was raped and killed in prison. Hear Natalle and steffany’s voices crying out in the . Night. You are just as responsible for the murders as your son and dead hubby. So anita van der liar have a nice life in that corrupt island country of yours. You deserve anything that happens to you

    35. Susan on June 24th, 2010 4:31 pm

      Urine van der Slut NEEDS TO REMEMBER WHOSE RIGHTS HE VIOLATED on May 30th, 2005, and 2010, before CRYING and WHINING to Peru and the world his rights were violated!! BS!! ALE and Dutch officials should do the same coz they also violated Natalee’s rights!!



    36. ayfit on June 24th, 2010 4:33 pm

      Say what you may. There is nothing they could do to Juron,nothing that would equal Beth’s pain. Beth has endured Hell for five years now. Beth’s pain will never go away. Now it is time for Jr. to pay. It is time for justice.

    37. EURobert on June 24th, 2010 4:55 pm

      Just the last convulsions of a sicko seeing darkness closing in on him.
      There’s no way out no more Jay Van Der.

    38. Lisa in Maryland on June 24th, 2010 5:11 pm

      When my 3 children were very little and they lied I pulled a good one on them. I told them when you lie your thumb turns red. From the ages of 4 to 10 any time one of them lied they would hide their thumb and the innocent ones would show their thumbs.

      They laugh now and I always felt a little bad about lying to them but, it worked and they knew at a very early age if they lied they were going to get caught and they were going to have to get up real early in the morning to get one past mom.

      I had to be in charge as my husband was in the military and often deployed. Anita truly makes me sick. She plays the helpless victim at every turn like a dog that rolls over and plays dead!

    39. Lisa in Maryland on June 24th, 2010 5:21 pm


      You are so right there is nothing they could do to him that would equal Beth’s pain. She invested so much love into Natalee and that investment pays off when she thinks of the person Natalee had grown to be but then she was robbed of so badly! There is no comfort for that and now she has to relive this nightmare all over again! It’s sickening!

      I wish some how some way she’ll be able to find peace. If It had been me Joran would already have vanished from the face of the earth!

    40. cattys on June 24th, 2010 6:12 pm

      His mother said he is a liar and should have been an actor…

    41. Lisa in Maryland on June 24th, 2010 6:18 pm

      Now that he has filed his complaint I wonder how the PNP are going to handle the situation. Any one have a clue?

    42. Frederic Nitz on June 24th, 2010 6:41 pm

      That’s easy. He wants to be a lion, let’s put him into a cage at the Lima zoo and then we can point out to our children; “When you grow up, don’t be like this little Dutch boy”.

      The hole in the floor will seem like the Ritz to him.

    43. wolfgang on June 24th, 2010 6:55 pm

      33,meemee..thanks for verifying that was a knife! What in heaven’s name would a prisoner be doing with a big knife???? I would think in general population, Joran wouldn’t last a week with these types of weapons available.

    44. Waterboy on June 24th, 2010 7:39 pm


      Fire hose to his “delicate” parts, rubber hose and bullwhip to his bootie, battery cables to each nipple, moldy bread and sewer water for lunch, and that’s just for starters.


    45. david r on June 24th, 2010 7:46 pm

      What is all this talk about Joran’s due process rights? I don’t think the concept of due process applies like that in Peru. I think we are the only society that suppresses evidence as a matter of principle. I think most other countries, instead of suppressing the evidence, prosecute the cops instead. Anyway, this is all too academic for poor old Joran. The boogeyman is lurking.

    46. Waterboy on June 24th, 2010 7:53 pm


      In six months to a year, Joran’s teeth will become so loose; he can pull them with his fingertips.

      Every nail bed will be infected with fungal jungle rot, and his armpits will be growing black mold.

      His hair will be so thin; he can comb it with a toothpick.

      In a year and a half, his penis will become gangrenous and fall off.

      In two years, he will be 4 foot 6 inches tall from the effects of scurvy and malnutrition.

      So, in just 2 short years, Joran will be a bald, toothless, penisless, dwarf with moldy armpits. (He’ll look just like his mom)


    47. Lisa in Maryland on June 24th, 2010 8:54 pm


      Your a trip all by yourself – the only part you forgot to mention was his ars-hole but we know what going to happen to that part!

      Buttsnort Van der Sloot – Castro, Castro Playmate of the Year!

    48. Lisa in Maryland on June 24th, 2010 8:56 pm

      David r,

      Waterboy has supplies us with a full description of all the due process Joran needs!

      Anything else is just a FREEBIE!

    49. Lisa in Maryland on June 24th, 2010 9:00 pm

      Mee Mee & Wolfgang,

      Are you guys sure it was a knife??? That’s insane handing criminals a knife!

    50. Susan Maddern on June 24th, 2010 9:07 pm

      I’m tired of him telling the world their violating his rights! he doesn’t deserve any rights he never gave a thought to the lives of these young women that he stuffed out in a matter of seconds!He is a disgusting piece of work and he makes my skin crawl!

    51. Lisa in Maryland on June 24th, 2010 9:07 pm


      You know Joran may want to be a lion but his future consists of becoming the new Castro, Castro Sex Kitten! all those inmates are gonna be yelling here pussy, pussy and he’s roar is going to be ME OUGH!

      Hope I didn’t offend anyone with that but ya gotta laugh!

    52. mayan_moons on June 24th, 2010 9:12 pm

      I saw that knife in the upper cells too wolfgang.

      No one who followed Natalee’s case is suprised that this pos is trying to make a mockery of Peru’s justice system & country laws.

      Remember how Beth, Dave & Jug were told they had to get used to Aruba’s justice stystem, that she wasn’t in the US. Well jackass you better take your own advise coz like Red says You’re Not In Aruba & the Netherlands anymore & you & Anita don’t get to make up the rules in Peru.

      And Anita’s video interview needs an article of it’s own…..she is repulsive with that lunatic grin she had describing when she found out what Jurine had done. But then she goes on to say it felt like it was a bad movie for her & i’m WTF? Another young woman has been attacked by your son…brutally murdered….beaten, strangled, suffocated & neck broken and it’s a bad movie for you ANITA????

      Take Note Peruvian friends, to Anita & Joran Stephany is just “The GirL* to them, she’s not a real person just like they spoke of Natalee.
      Plus her saying she wishes Jurine could *hug* the Flores family was just to much.

    53. Lisa in Maryland on June 24th, 2010 9:34 pm

      We need someone with knowledge of Peruvian law on here. What kind of Rights does he have under their constitution? Miranda is in the US. Do they have something similar? I can’t imagine what those might be if they allow knives in prison! This boy’s in for a very rude awakening if he ever wakes up!

    54. Katerina on June 24th, 2010 9:41 pm

      Anita was sweating profusely during that interview, much like Paulus was when Natalee’s mother first confronted him at his home. Why do they keep conducting interviews outside the van der Sloot home instead of in the living quarters, what are they hiding inside that house that they dont want discovered by anyone coming inside.

    55. kitty on June 24th, 2010 10:29 pm

      #31. I feel it was a revenge killing… and it sickens me to even say that…

      Remember, this was the 5th Anniversary of Natalee Holloways murder/death and Beth Holloway was opening the center on behalf of her daughter Natalee’s memory ~ Joran didn’t want the attention going to Beth, oh no ~ and he’s such a sick bastard that he also extorted money out of Beth Holloway… he did this out of pure rage and revenge and Stephany, was his next prey/victim…

      so, so, sad…
      just a theory ~
      we shall continue praying for the Holloways & Flores’s families…
      SM: Recovered from the dreaded spam folder.

    56. Lisa in Maryland on June 24th, 2010 10:43 pm


      I noticed that too all the sweating. It’s like they a in a Frying Pan!

      I was trying to find out what kind of Civil Rights he has in Peru – Get Real – he’s lucky he has Human Rights much less Civil rights and in my reading I found that most people that file complaints end up dead!

      2008 Human Rights Report: Peru from the
      US Dept. of State.

    57. Lisa in Maryland on June 24th, 2010 10:51 pm

      Mayan Moons,

      Doesn’t she act like it’s so surreal to her as if it’s happening to someone else. This entire family is in some kind of denial trance. Aruban voodoo maybe? They need to call those Peruvian shamen back to rid the evil!

    58. Frederic Nitz on June 24th, 2010 11:07 pm

      Joran actually had the chance to be a total ahole and he followed through on it. Not surprising given his last performances.

    59. Katerina on June 24th, 2010 11:37 pm

      yes Lisa, a huge frying pan!

      She is trying so desperately to make Joran seem human now, talking about his childhood, showing his baby photos. It wouldnt surprise me if she’s hired a PR firm and has all her ducks in a row. She’s been quiet for too long since he was arrested, and now everything she says seems very contrived and yes, trance-like…smoked a few aspirins maybe

    60. Katerina on June 24th, 2010 11:44 pm

      #34 Ed regarding the other kids: I saw one of them very briefly on a news clip as Anita was being led into a building. I felt sorry for him, he’s a teen and very pudgy, bloated, looked frightened. He’s at a very vulnerable age and it was easy see that he’s probably been comforting/medicating himself with food – no attention from mummy because she’s given it all to Joran in the past 5+ years, daddy 6 ft under. This kid must be suffering some severe psychological trauma. Anita talks about getting Joran treatment, she should think about the other kids. There could be another serial killer brewing.

    61. mayan_moons on June 25th, 2010 12:10 am

      Thats what it is Lisa…an act & she wasn’t good at it 5 years ago so to see her act like she’s been blindsided when she knew long before they ever heard of Natalee Holloway that Jurine was a ticking timebomb. She’s trying to say his mental problems began with being accused with Nat’s disappearance/murder when everyone knows thats a lie.

      I’m sure the Flores family has read all there is to know about Jurine & his enabling parents but more shocking how the entire justice system of Aruba covered up for one of their judges (Paules) who instead of upholding their own laws allows his underage son to drink & gamble with him. Paules sat next to Natalee in the casino. He & Jurine were like bookends at the blackjack table….a regular father/son tagteam thing they had going there. Can’t recall which show but i FINALLY heard on tv that Paules was indeed at the same blackjack table with Natalee Holloway just hours before she was never seen again.

    62. Requited on June 25th, 2010 12:58 am

      You guys are screaming at Aruba but the Americans have supported this guy for most of the 5 years he has been running around…

      American media, not Aruban media has paid him, and his family to live well…to date Aruban media has not paid a cent…to date Peru has not paid a cent to interview him or his relatives, neither has Aruba.

      His ex girlfriend, and Anita are now continuing that trend….Start your campaign, and stop watching the idiots who are continuing to pay his family…Boycott your media who has kept this man’s lifestyle up…Why do you really care what his mother has to say, she is paid to talk…His mother is keeping the business going to enable her son again…I think you guys need to reconsider who is feeding this ahole.
      SM: I do not think any one is continuing his lifestyle at this point. Joran is not going to be getting out to enjoy anything. His ex-girl friend actually provided a PSA in the fact that she showed he was a sociopath at the age of 15.

      Some times the MSM goes too far; however, that does not mean that they do not have to report on the story. However, I agree from the past that the “exclusive” interviews for which JVDS was paid was a waste and played to his narcisism.

    63. just1girl on June 25th, 2010 3:10 am

      I don’t post much and I have been disturbed by the calls for vigilante justice. However, if by some gross miscarriage of justice Van der Sloot is released, I would definitely be in favor of a hit being put out against him. This deranged individual will continue on a path of violence aimed at women unless he is behind bars or no longer among the living. I am sickened & depressed at the mere thought that Peru would release him. I hope and Pray that they will not.
      SM: Well let’s just hope that Justice wil be served in Peru. I believe that they will do the right thing and JVDS is going down. He will not get away with this murder.

    64. Johan on June 25th, 2010 6:06 am

      Well throwing out a confession that Joran was allegedly tricked or coerced into shouldn’t really matter if the evidence is really as overwhelming as some say, right?

      I’m glad his lawyer is making sure the investigation and prosecution go by the book and that his rights aren’t violated.

      If he did the crime he should do the time but only after a fair and proper investigation and subsequent trial.
      SM: Please. Joran Van Der Sloot needs to put on his big boy undies. He was not tricked into anything. He is a lying, game playing POS. He will go down in a big way.

    65. Buster on June 25th, 2010 6:11 am

      Well throwing out a confession that Joran was allegedly tricked or coerced into shouldn’t really matter if the evidence is really as overwhelming as some say, right?

      I’m glad his lawyer is making sure the investigation and prosecution go by the book and that his rights aren’t violated.

      If he did the crime he should do the time but only after a fair and proper investigation and subsequent trial.

    66. vicskis on June 25th, 2010 6:48 am

      the real criminals here besides this beast are the Arubian police and courts for allowing this monster to ever see the light of day,and they also should be charged with the peru girls murder as well

    67. Brenda on June 25th, 2010 7:01 am

      I don’t believe the boy was interested in sex with Stephany. I believe his ONLY motive was to robe and kill her..and he killed he first nearly immediately upon entering the room.

      As others have mentioned, fact the boy may have borrowed money from Stephany and promised to wire it back to her from his room makes most sense. Yet of course as I just said above, his only motive was to take the rest of her money and life.

      he’s not getting out.

      As for Anita sweating, probably same reason Paulus was 5 yrs ago. SHE was still convinced at that point her little pumpkin was innocent. Paulus KNEW BETTER hence the buckets of sweat dripping off of him. NOW…Anita know it’s true and SHE is the one sweating.

      Funny how that works, except it isn’t funny, you know?

    68. wolfgang on June 25th, 2010 8:11 am

      Anita’s plan to give “a big hug” to the families of Natalee and Stephany should solve everything????This gives insight into how Joran ended up the way he did.

    69. meemee on June 25th, 2010 8:18 am

      well anita said she beleived in karma, get ready biaattcch here it comes :)

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    71. Lisa in Maryland on June 25th, 2010 9:20 am

      Requited #62,

      You guys are screaming at Aruba but the Americans have supported this guy for most of the 5 years he has been running around…
      Don’t defend Aruba the isle of corruption here! You’re not going to victimize us by SPEWING CRAP like that when we all know that If ARUBA had done their job 5 yrs ago Joran and the Kalpoes would all be locked up and the only American news media story would be of “Anita visiting Joran behind bars”!

      YOU COULDN’T BE MORE WRONG – here we go again – Let’s place blame anywhere and everywhere except for where it actually belongs!

      It’s people like Anita from that lying, vial, corrupt, murder covering, extorting little island “exploiting” the American News Media that is supporting Joran’s lifestyle.

      Believe me if Mommy Dearest were to give a FREE interview just to have her voice heard, the American News media would not turn her down! But noooo she SELLS her story like a whore! Then you support her and criticize the American News Media for having to pay!

      And Yes, we will continue to SCREAM at ARUBA for the evil monstrosity that they allowed to roam the world! This could have been prevented! It’s happened again and we don’t want it to continue!


    72. ayfit on June 25th, 2010 1:53 pm

      As soon as joran is tried,Aruba officials need to be tried as well. Obstruction of Justice in a BIG way. For all my friends who have followed and posted on this sight,fear not, Joron is DONE. It’s over!! His suffering has just begun. There is no light at the end of the tunnel. A deal?? Peru is not worried about Natalee. Sad but true. They care about their own. Just like Aruba. That’s what’s good about this case. Prison in Peru I am told is like GT-MO. He could not be in a better place. He won’t last long. You can write that down. Finally,JUSTICE!!! Happens every time.

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    74. Requited on June 25th, 2010 10:35 pm


      SM: I do not think any one is continuing his lifestyle at this point. Joran is not going to be getting out to enjoy anything. His ex-girl friend actually provided a PSA in the fact that she showed he was a sociopath at the age of 15.

      Some times the MSM goes too far; however, that does not mean that they do not have to report on the story. However, I agree from the past that the “exclusive” interviews for which JVDS was paid was a waste and played to his narcisism.

      I’m not saying MSM can’t report the story…What I’m saying is that media should not pay for interviews to this individual or anyone who is connected to him, like his mother, ex girlfriend.

      His ex girlfriend also went on record to defend him 5 years ago just how nice he was…How does the murder in Peru suddenly change her mind, if in fact it did change her mind, besides being paid?
      Her ABC paid diaries got her a great sum of money now, same stuff she could have told everyone 5 years ago for free.

      Yes the media has paid him all along, it paid his parents as well, and once again it just paid his mother, and his ex……It supported his lifestyle, and right now it eases the financial burden for his mother to enable him some more.

    75. Frederic Nitz on June 26th, 2010 5:49 pm

      Every poker player I know that plays live poker does not enjoy online poker because live poker is not about the cards, it’s about the people. I don’t believe the online story.

    76. Frederic Nitz on June 26th, 2010 6:40 pm

      I didn’t understand why he would remove the shoes and slacks but I’ll bet he thought she had more money and was hiding it.

    77. bruce keck on June 26th, 2010 10:35 pm

      if for any reason whatso ever,legal,or even a loopwhole in thier goverment system in peru,if the son of a bitch gets turned loose,i think the us marshals should be right there to snatch him up befor he could walk out the front door down there,because if he got out of there he would be pretty stupid not to run.

    78. Frederic Nitz on June 26th, 2010 11:47 pm

      It wouldn’t happen that way because he would not be turned loose. Peru would turn him over directly to any law enforcement agency that has valid extradition papers, the FBI in this case, unless somehow Aruba charged him with murder and then it might be through an agreement between Aruba and the FBI. But in any event Joran would not see freedom.

      Despite all that has happened, I think Aruba wants this guy to go away, just like the rest of the world does.

    79. Frederic Nitz on June 26th, 2010 11:50 pm

      And even then, Aruba has extradition with the US and so does Peru but Aruba and Peru have no agreements for extradition. So the FBI would get him unless the laws were changed.

    80. Spooker on June 29th, 2010 2:09 am

      It is for real an open and SHUT case. Urin Van Der Slut will die in the Peruveian Prison a very young man. After his death he can be with all his buddies, esp. Mr. Ted Bundy.

    81. Frederic Nitz on July 2nd, 2010 1:16 pm

      If the surveillance videos are thrown out, the case starts to fall apart. I hope that doesn’t happen. There is still a lot of other evidence but the videos are the most damning.

      If this were the Old West, he would already have been hung.

      Fortunately, the law in Peru is not “beyond a reasonable doubt” but is a “preponderance of the evidence”.

    82. Ed Pirelli on July 17th, 2010 6:37 am

      I Think that the Mother said he was crazy because that’s what his attorney will go with insanity, don’t know if it carries a lesser sentence, but she figures its worth the try, maybe it was the lawyers idea. If you look closely at the video of him coming out of the room and knocking at the door he hardly touched the door it was for all show on the video

    83. Frederic Nitz on July 18th, 2010 8:04 am

      He’s crazy all right. Crazy like a fox.

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