Senator John Kerry’s Idiotic Remark Regarding Sarah Palin Going Missing Rather than Mark Sanford


John Kerry jokes that it’s too bad that it was not Sarah Palin did not go missing. What consumes these people with such hate? Talk about your “Palin Derangement Syndrome.” Democrats will attach Sarah Palin to the arrival of the 7 year locust if they could.



What kind of a jerk must one really be to actually make a comment that you wished someone go missing? Seriously, what kind a ass must one be to actually think it is funny to say the following, that the wrong governor went missing?

“Too bad,” Kerry said, “if a governor had to go missing it couldn’t have been the governor of Alaska. You know, Sarah Palin.”

Senator John Kerry gets the idiot moron award of the day. What’s next Senator Kerry, are you going to kick the canes and walkers out from under elderly woman? Gee, that would be a laugh riot. One really has to wonder why men like David Letterman and John Kerry feel the need to consistently attack Sarah Palin? Why the cheap shot John Kerry? Are these liberal democrats woman hating chauvinist pigs, or do they just really fear Sarah Palin? There has to be a reason why all liberals feel the need to attack Palin even when nothing in the story or events has anything to do with the Alaskan governor. It’s just more “PDS” coming from the LEFT. However, on the topic of the comment made by Kerry, “if a governor had to go missing it couldn’t have been the governor of Alaska. You know, Sarah Palin,” who makes such a hateful joke? Mr. Kerry, have you ever dealt with a missing persons case before? Have you ever taken time out of your important life and ever searched for a commoner when they went missing? I doubt it, for if you ever had you would never find it a punch line to wish some one missing. How does some one think that a person going missing is funny? Of course you have never searched for a missing person, that would require selflessness, a quality that you are void of. Of course the fact that Mark Sanford wound up not being missing after all, but instead having an affair in Argentina is irrelevant. So when some one goes missing … Kerry finds that to be amusing. It is safe to say that the families of missing persons would beg to differ with the Senator from Mass. I guess Kerry did not have the heart to say why couldn’t Palin have had the affair.

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  • Comments

    26 Responses to “Senator John Kerry’s Idiotic Remark Regarding Sarah Palin Going Missing Rather than Mark Sanford”

    1. Scared Monkeys on June 26th, 2009 8:31 am

      Is it any wonder why the clown lost the election.

      Using a missing person as a punchline, wow, that’s funny. IDIOT!

    2. Dolf on June 26th, 2009 8:55 am

      Red, beside that

      what was the punchline???

    3. Dolf on June 26th, 2009 8:56 am

      also, somehow i have the feeling that misses Palin has a better chance of survival then J. Kerry if he/she were missing

    4. Michelle Smith on June 26th, 2009 8:57 am

      Yup…It’s about as funny as wishing someones kidneys would fail.

    5. karen on June 26th, 2009 9:10 am

      I am new to this,your “idiotic remark” blog is the first one I’ve read! What caught my attention, wasn’t the “idiotic remark” I guess that part is what makes being an “AMERICAN” fun! It was the Sarah Palin name that caught my attention first. She was so entertaining, I think she’d make a better entertainer than a polititian! And John Kerry is a polititian, that wouldn’t make a very good entertainer! And for all the rest of us sitting around waiting for the next thing to bitch about, is the “American Way”!

    6. Allah on June 26th, 2009 9:42 am

      The phony outrage from SM continues, unable to take a joke.I agree with John Kerry 100%. He has more integrity, character and intellect in one square inch of his body than the whole Alaskan hillbilly Palin tribe’s family tree from rotting root to hyopcritical bud. Rumor has it the Palins and Co. are the main reason too the wildlife population also outnumbers the human population in Alaska.

    7. Jason on June 26th, 2009 9:47 am

      Sarah Palin is a tabloid celebrity at this point. Good for punchlines and tabloid controversy. The comment was obviously tongue in cheek, and obviously referring the ongoing tabloid circus around Palin (and not a threat for her to be kidnapped, or killed, or any of the other ridiculous comments made here). And as one is sick of Palin’s battles with bloggers, comedy show hosts, her constituents, her legislature, and her own party – I wouldn’t mind her vanishing for a while either. I hope all the outrage in these posts is feigned. By the way, I also dislike Kerry, but I certainly don’t hate the guy, anymore than I hate Sarah Palin. You people all need to calm down.

    8. Rusty Bridges on June 26th, 2009 10:38 am

      Are we talking about the same John Kerry that sat before a senate investigation while he spun his wild tale of baby killing and raping of Vietnamese
      villagers that he witnessed during his heroic campaign to rid the Mekong Delta of the NVA while keeping his uniform in pristine condition. All the while not having the sense to report any of these activities if they happened, while they were happening. Sounds like derelict of duty since he was an officer and all.

      We dare question his sense of morals? We know his values.

      No outrage here, just wondering why a politician needs to go so far to make a poor joke. What is he afraid of? What would Dr. Freud make of this?

      Keep reaching JK, keep reaching in your dreams, your career has peaked.

    9. Aaron on June 26th, 2009 11:39 am

      I think Sarah Palin just needs more experience and has to do more homework and she might be a far better politician. But at her current state she really would have bee a bad vice president.

    10. rightknight on June 26th, 2009 11:55 am

      Like the Obowmas, Kerry has a generalized
      disdain for this Country. To ‘Progressives’,
      America looks like something to be pilfered,
      torn down, and rebuilt into a Fascist Paradise.
      Everything uttered by these bloated narcissists
      is negative. Power, Control, and Regulation are
      the driving urges running their lives.

      Like the Reagans, Sarah Palin loves this Country
      and the Rugged Individualism that formed our
      way of life. Everything she utters is positive. She
      respects the Constitution and would protect it.

      Despots cannot thrive under the Laws of our
      Founding Fathers. The Elite would-be tyrants
      are trying to squash those important Laws.
      Kerry is so ‘Elite’. He is surely afraid of Sarah’s

    11. SUPER DAVE on June 26th, 2009 12:02 pm

      Sarah Palin brings out the fear of every democrat. they already see their false idol falling in the polls. as we speak, the thieves (democrats) have just created the largest tax increase in history.
      be ready for 1,000.00 a month utility bills and this includes you too democrats. but once again if you are juanito or berkeisha you will be taken care of.

    12. BUN on June 26th, 2009 12:15 pm

      #5 Karen…welcome to the blog…we’ve been longing for another hateful female to show up!

    13. SUPER DAVE on June 26th, 2009 12:57 pm

      HA ! i love it when the cratties pee their pants everytime Sarah Palin’s name is mentioned. i think they are really sorry they didn’t support her instead of what’s his name ? Obama?
      it’s called democratic buyers’ remorse.

    14. david r on June 26th, 2009 1:00 pm

      Kennedy. Kerry. Barney Frank. Need I go any further ? The Peoples’ Republic of Massachusetts really sends us some sorry excuses for leaders. I remember Kerry eating his “traditional election day lunch of clam chowder and dark beer.” What a fop. Boy, he and I really don’t have much in common. Barney Frank wants another round of mortgage company failures by pushing lower borrowing qualifications for condos. Mortage Meltdown, Round 2. Having said all this, I wish Palin would fade from the national spotlight. I think she hurts the party. What kind of leader gets involved in things like bashing Levi Johnson in the national media, or the Letterman fiasco ? I like her, but I also like Bill O’Reilly and Dennis Miller, and I wouldn’t want either of them as President. She ought to get her own TV show, and be to politics what Nancy Grace is to crime.

    15. Why not? on June 26th, 2009 1:01 pm

      I agree, Kerry made a mistake.

      In case you hadn’t noticed, one by one all of Palin’s competetors for the next nomination are getting (politically) assassinated. Gee, that’s not a coincidence, is it?

      So she is unlikely to go missing. She hasn’t been missing her targets yet.

    16. Pat Powerhouse on June 26th, 2009 1:25 pm

      Jughead John is no match for Sexy Sarah.

    17. Jason on June 26th, 2009 1:35 pm


      My favorite hillbilly is back with his bigot remarks!I love it.

      What about Latoya and Jean_pierre?are they covered also?i will pay for the 1000/month utility bill as long as we get free abortions and food stamps.

    18. Michelle Smith on June 26th, 2009 1:37 pm

      The left don’t like Sarah Palin because she isn’t one of their puppets. She believes in the Constitution, The Bill of Rights and loves this Country. The women that hate her are just jealous of her. She is beautiful, intelligent, articulate, tough, she’s a wife & mother. She’s the whole package and I support her if she decides to run in the next election. The left are afraid of her and therefore will continue to take shots at her every chance they get but you know what? she can handle it.

      As for Senator Kerry, well he’s a loser. He’s making jokes about someone being missing when he should be working on this economic mess and stop wasting the taxpayers money.

    19. buster on June 26th, 2009 2:52 pm

      Coming from the source I thought the remark was rather intelligent

    20. Gov Sarah Palin Responds to Senator Kerry’s “Missing” Joke … Hey John, Why the Long Face | Scared Monkeys on June 26th, 2009 11:24 pm

      [...] Governor Palin, while speaking to servicemen in Kosovo, took the opportunity to respond to the not so funny wise crack that John Kerry made this past week wishing that it was Palin that had gone missing rather than SC [...]

    21. Two Thumbs on June 28th, 2009 4:10 am

      Sarah Palin is definitely funnier than Kerry and as much as Bush Jr screwed up, we’d still be in our current mess even if he Kerry or Gore has won the presidentship.

      I don’t get the feminist defense of Palin though. She’s not really that hot and not really that intelligent. McCain should really picked Angelina Jolie if he wanted someone to tick those boxes…

      In any event, she is a strange feminist icon having been knocked up by the husband (Track is a year older than the Palin marriage), and as mother of someone who has been happily knocked up (i.e. Bristol).

    22. Dolf on June 29th, 2009 8:51 am

      Michelle, in that case I hope she comes better prepared the next election, cause last time she made some big mistakes

    23. Solange82200 on July 3rd, 2009 9:08 pm

      “What consumes these people with such hate?”

      You are kidding, right? Have you looked at your site lately? I guess it’s only “hate” when you disagree with it. Hypocrite!

    24. Solange82200 on July 3rd, 2009 9:09 pm

      “The left are afraid of her and therefore will continue to take shots at her every chance they get but you know what? she can handle it.”

      Kind of funny reading this comment considering the news this morning lol. *cough* resignation *cough*

    25. cal on July 4th, 2009 12:31 am

      If ahe’s willing to resign and walk away from her responsibilities as Governor of Alaska, what the h3ll makes you right-wing nuts think she can take the heat and responsibilities of President of the United States?

      Don’t bother answering. You think the earth is 6,000 years old….
      SM: Don’t bother asking the question if you do not want a debate. But then again, the LEFT only wants to hear their side as they are so much more intelligent than we.

      She did not leave because she could not take the heat, she left to diffuse the bomb. There is a rule of thumb that is used when dealing with a$$h_les … don’t give your enemy any ammunition.

      Right Wings Nuts … oh you sad delusional people. How do you feel that your President, your messiah is an abject fool and so pathetic that he might make Carter look like an economic expert?

    26. Jimi on September 7th, 2012 7:46 am

      Hahahahahah what was really funny is what that idiot Sarah palin said in her defense….John Kerry diminishes himself by mentioning my ? hahaha this no brain loser from Alaska should get lost ! i’d like to glue some antlers on this palin moron and release her into the Alaska wilderness where she can play with other horned least there she wont be in such a intellectual disadvantage ! Obama in 2012 !

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