Gov Sarah Palin Responds to Senator Kerry’s “Missing” Joke … Hey John, Why the Long Face
Return of the Jedi … Alaska Senator Sarah Palin gets even with John Kerry and asks the junior Senator from Massachusetts, “John Kerry, why the long face?” Governor Palin, while speaking to servicemen in Kosovo, took the opportunity to respond to the not so funny wise crack that John Kerry made this past week wishing that it was Palin that had gone missing rather than SC Gov. Sanford. Real humor is such sweet revenge.
Hey John Kerry, Why the Long Face?
”He looked quite frustrated and he looked so sad,” she said. “I just wanted to reach out to the TV and say ‘John Kerry, why the long face?’,” she concluded.
Long face? I resemble that remark!
As we have always said, what makes a joke funny are three things, there has to be a little truth related to the joke, the delivery and it actually has to be funny and not mean spirited. Sarah Palin nailed all three and added her usual class as well. As stated by Stop the ACLU, the only thing missing was a “bless his heart”. Unlike Kerry’s joke that bombed big time, Palin’s zinger was an oldy, but goody.
Palin’s full address to the troops can be seen HERE.
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Posted June 26, 2009 by Scared Monkeys
Fun, Humor, Missing Persons, Politics, Sarah Palin, WTF, You Tube - VIDEO | 19 comments
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Palin is an idiot!
What bothers us citizens the most, is that
any successes of the attempts at replacing
our Free Enterprise System with this childish
Fascist form of Far Left Progressive gobbledegook,
would result in Kooks like this Kerry guy dictating
our every move, issuing orders, blowing our
earnings, etc. to the point of formerly normal
folks begging for food, power, healthcare,
protection, wages, and all of our daily needs.
This clown represents the class of ‘Elites’ that
are clamoring to become Tyrants and run our
Country. Talk about the bottom of the barrel…
Please pass the Raid!
John Kerry needs to be tried for all the war crimes he committed in Viet Nam. Oh, he was just following orders. Saw it all go down.
John Kerry daughter’s is just like dad. Will do anything for attention. Link below.
Kerry is a car wash boy.
I know this is “mean spirited “ to pick on poor old John, but for all his bragging and talk about his money, when you separate his money from his “bride’s money, John is in quite a recession.
John doesn’t have enough cash for a prolonged stay at a Motel 6, and he would certainly make sure he wasn’t paying for leaving the lights on.
One of the first symptoms of Obamaphobia is a lack of common sense; and yes, John has been bitten.
Good for her. She took it and didn’t run home crying
You Go Girl!
Palin is an idiot.God I hope you guys nominate her to be your candidate in 2012.Obama will make her look like the fool that she is in any debates.She is not very smart.
He is a sorry looking kook is’nt he ???
Sarah Palin has more class than John with the long face who faked injuries in Nam to get out of there with purple hearts Kerry….
When it comes to Sarah, they have LDS = Liberal Derangement Syndrome
Palin is hot.
Rich wives will do that to a guy.
You know why you people that bring Sarah Palin down, is because she is so sharp…….. and you cannot handle that.
You have been bitten!
Kerry, perhaps you could find someone to teach you some class.
Get a grip, you mean-spirited little man.
she made some nice tv during the election
I love her!
kerry, people like you and your little minds are whats wrong with AMERICA. kerry YOU ARE A DISGRACE
This is what is known as the “Perfect Squelch”!
What’s with Kerry’s phraseology, sounds like he was taking lessons from … “that president, Bill Clinton”.