Gov Sarah Palin Responds to Senator Kerry’s “Missing” Joke … Hey John, Why the Long Face


Return of the Jedi … Alaska Senator Sarah Palin gets even with John Kerry and asks the junior Senator from Massachusetts, “John Kerry, why the long face?” Governor Palin, while speaking to servicemen in Kosovo, took the opportunity to respond to the not so funny wise crack that John Kerry made this past week wishing that it was Palin that had gone missing rather than SC Gov. Sanford. Real humor is such sweet revenge.

 Hey John Kerry, Why the Long Face?

 ”He looked quite frustrated and he looked so sad,” she said. “I just wanted to reach out to the TV and say ‘John Kerry, why the long face?’,” she concluded.

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Long face? I resemble that remark!

As we have always said, what makes a joke funny are three things, there has to be a little truth related to the joke, the delivery and it actually has to be funny and not mean spirited. Sarah Palin nailed all three and added her usual class as well. As stated by Stop the ACLU, the only thing missing was a “bless his heart”. Unlike Kerry’s joke that bombed big time, Palin’s zinger was an oldy, but goody.

Palin’s full address to the troops can be seen HERE.

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  • Comments

    19 Responses to “Gov Sarah Palin Responds to Senator Kerry’s “Missing” Joke … Hey John, Why the Long Face”

    1. Deo on June 27th, 2009 2:36 am

      Palin is an idiot!

    2. rightknight on June 27th, 2009 2:51 am

      What bothers us citizens the most, is that
      any successes of the attempts at replacing
      our Free Enterprise System with this childish
      Fascist form of Far Left Progressive gobbledegook,
      would result in Kooks like this Kerry guy dictating
      our every move, issuing orders, blowing our
      earnings, etc. to the point of formerly normal
      folks begging for food, power, healthcare,
      protection, wages, and all of our daily needs.

      This clown represents the class of ‘Elites’ that
      are clamoring to become Tyrants and run our
      Country. Talk about the bottom of the barrel…

      Please pass the Raid!

    3. Max von Feuer on June 27th, 2009 5:22 am

      John Kerry needs to be tried for all the war crimes he committed in Viet Nam. Oh, he was just following orders. Saw it all go down.

      John Kerry daughter’s is just like dad. Will do anything for attention. Link below.

    4. Waterboy on June 27th, 2009 7:22 am

      Kerry is a car wash boy.

    5. Waterboy on June 27th, 2009 7:37 am

      I know this is “mean spirited “ to pick on poor old John, but for all his bragging and talk about his money, when you separate his money from his “bride’s money, John is in quite a recession.

      John doesn’t have enough cash for a prolonged stay at a Motel 6, and he would certainly make sure he wasn’t paying for leaving the lights on.

      One of the first symptoms of Obamaphobia is a lack of common sense; and yes, John has been bitten.


    6. Michelle Smith on June 27th, 2009 8:11 am

      Good for her. She took it and didn’t run home crying

      You Go Girl!

    7. Allah on June 27th, 2009 9:19 am

      Palin is an idiot.God I hope you guys nominate her to be your candidate in 2012.Obama will make her look like the fool that she is in any debates.She is not very smart.

    8. buster on June 27th, 2009 9:33 am

      He is a sorry looking kook is’nt he ???

    9. flamom on June 27th, 2009 9:56 am

      Sarah Palin has more class than John with the long face who faked injuries in Nam to get out of there with purple hearts Kerry….
      When it comes to Sarah, they have LDS = Liberal Derangement Syndrome

    10. nurturer on June 27th, 2009 12:27 pm

      Palin is hot.

    11. 11B40 on June 27th, 2009 12:29 pm


      Rich wives will do that to a guy.

    12. June on June 27th, 2009 12:35 pm

      You know why you people that bring Sarah Palin down, is because she is so sharp…….. and you cannot handle that.

    13. Waterboy on June 27th, 2009 4:46 pm


      You have been bitten!

    14. JustMe on June 28th, 2009 3:58 pm

      Kerry, perhaps you could find someone to teach you some class.

      Get a grip, you mean-spirited little man.

    15. Dolf on June 29th, 2009 4:39 am

      she made some nice tv during the election

    16. Tom on June 29th, 2009 2:36 pm

      I love her!

    17. Henry M. Doyle on July 3rd, 2009 8:30 pm

      kerry, people like you and your little minds are whats wrong with AMERICA. kerry YOU ARE A DISGRACE

    18. BFC Cpl. Jack on July 4th, 2009 12:27 am

      This is what is known as the “Perfect Squelch”!

    19. BFC Cpl. Jack on July 4th, 2009 12:37 am

      What’s with Kerry’s phraseology, sounds like he was taking lessons from … “that president, Bill Clinton”.

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