Scared Monkeys Weekend Caption Contest … Man Found Drown in Aruba




The picture is from this past weeks Amigoe where a presumed homeless man was found drown floating near the shore at Bikker & Gomez at the L.G. Smith Boulevard.

Have at it … Let’s see your captions for this picture.

Posted July 29, 2007 by
Aruba, Bizarre, Fun | 129 comments

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  • Comments

    129 Responses to “Scared Monkeys Weekend Caption Contest … Man Found Drown in Aruba”

    1. Meee on July 29th, 2007 1:42 pm

      Sorry no Caption. Once again a little off the article. But the Globe has an article in it about O”Reilly and his cocaine story….Now back to business

    2. Scared Monkeys on July 29th, 2007 1:48 pm

      Looks like another typical “Green Up” Day in Aruba. Fishing bodies out of the water to clean up the Aruban beach.

    3. k on July 29th, 2007 1:52 pm

      Looks like Joran’s been home for summer vacation

    4. k on July 29th, 2007 1:55 pm

      Someone forgot to tell him to watch his drink at Carlos and Charlies!

    5. mayan_moons on July 29th, 2007 1:57 pm

      *Come lose your head in Aruba*

    6. Scared Monkeys on July 29th, 2007 1:58 pm

      Looks like it doesn’t pay to be a “crown witness” in Aruba.


    7. Carpe Noctem on July 29th, 2007 2:17 pm

      Dennis Jacobs said my new sex doll floats
      and has a spot for a beer Koozie, and


    8. KrisG on July 29th, 2007 2:44 pm

      Beachcombing on One Crappy Island.

    9. KrisG on July 29th, 2007 2:47 pm

      Victim looking down on the scene: I told them I wouldn’t squeal on Paulus and Joran!

    10. glad2bAmerican on July 29th, 2007 2:58 pm

      Let go of me…I was headed to Venezuela

    11. k on July 29th, 2007 3:16 pm

      Local Choller Commits Suicide After Confession

      According to UNRELIABLE and UNCONFIRMED sources, a local man drowns himself after leaving
      a note confessing that he was responsible for the disapperance of a vacationing student. This confession letter was sent to a tourist paper, and they have decided to share it’s contents. He admits to being the “blue eyed, dutch boy” seen in her company “earlier” in the week and they were planning to “run away” together and live on a “plantaion” far from “Hitler’s” relatives.
      In this letter he also aplogizes to the “main suspect” and thanks him for being such a good “sport” and taking the blame for so long.
      This paper concludes that we finally have a resolution to this case.

    12. k on July 29th, 2007 3:20 pm

      Edit “plantation”

    13. Maggie on July 29th, 2007 3:25 pm

      Former AHATA member who told the truth.

    14. Frank on July 29th, 2007 3:26 pm

      Dibs on his watch!

    15. Maggie on July 29th, 2007 3:32 pm

      Finally! a tourist from the USA, now where’s his wallet?!

    16. mrs. red on July 29th, 2007 3:40 pm

      K… the paper was the winner IMO!

    17. Katysmom on July 29th, 2007 3:48 pm

      “Come to Aruba” where we’re serious about our ‘body surfing’

    18. dennisintn on July 29th, 2007 3:56 pm

      all good, but K hit the bullseye. so far.

    19. Kermit on July 29th, 2007 4:14 pm

      Give a brother a mop or sumthin’ to clean up Aruba

    20. Kermit on July 29th, 2007 4:18 pm

      Dat Ol’ Man River,
      He mus’ know sumpin’,
      But don’ say nothin’;
      He jes’ keeps rollin’,
      He keeps on rollin’ along.

    21. Kermit on July 29th, 2007 4:23 pm

      Tadpole wiggling in the water
      Brand new world is there for you to see
      Lots o time till you grow to be
      A big frog like me.

    22. Kermit on July 29th, 2007 4:26 pm

      Good Will Floating

    23. Kermit on July 29th, 2007 4:28 pm

      Finding Nemo!

    24. Kermit on July 29th, 2007 4:29 pm

      Catch me if you can!

    25. mishy on July 29th, 2007 5:19 pm

      We better hide this body before the tourists find out!!

    26. k on July 29th, 2007 5:24 pm

      According to Gerald,, this was an official suicide by hanging and was confirmed by Dr. Satish.

    27. Ralph on July 29th, 2007 5:34 pm

      Good one, K.

      Greta: “See, I told you Joran was innocent.”
      O’Reilly: “A high up Aruban Official informed me………….”

    28. crazybabyborg on July 29th, 2007 5:37 pm

      He was a diving too close to the fishtrap, and besides, he called me “Hotpants”.

      AND another one down
      Another one down
      Another one bites the dust!

    29. crazybabyborg on July 29th, 2007 5:39 pm

      Katysmom………..yours cracks me up!!

    30. crazybabyborg on July 29th, 2007 5:42 pm


    31. k on July 29th, 2007 5:48 pm

      Someone needs to give Gerald a call now that he’s managing director of Shield Group. I think we’ve got terrorists washing ashore.

    32. Susan on July 29th, 2007 6:29 pm

      What prize does the winner receive? :-)

    33. Nut44x4 on July 29th, 2007 6:29 pm

      I would like to know why his arms are in that position…looks like he was hanging onto something. Like if you were in the water hanging onto the side of a boat, then you freeze in that position…..strange. Riga mortis possibly, but it is still a stange position for the arms of a dead man…in water.

    34. richard on July 29th, 2007 6:39 pm

      I sure don’t want to dance with YOU on Aruba, mister.

    35. Carpe Noctem on July 29th, 2007 6:42 pm

      Man dies of coke overdose, and

      then jumps in the ocean!!! Full details

      on Geraldo At Large tonight, featuring a live

      interview with Jan Van der Strappin’ -j4n

    36. Carpe Noctem on July 29th, 2007 6:48 pm

      Shout at to Kermie, in da howz!

    37. compananzi on July 29th, 2007 6:48 pm

      Oh Dang, should’ve Boycott Aruba…:(

    38. Carpe Noctem on July 29th, 2007 6:49 pm

      I mean a shout *OUT … A shout AT…

      is still considered rude. Sorry!

    39. Frank on July 29th, 2007 6:54 pm

      “I tend to believe him”

    40. mayan_moons on July 29th, 2007 7:09 pm

      *Last seen gettin all huggybear with O’Goober*

    41. IndyDan on July 29th, 2007 7:12 pm

      I would like to know why his arms are in that position…looks like he was hanging onto something. Like if you were in the water hanging onto the side of a boat, then you freeze in that position…..strange. Riga mortis possibly, but it is still a stange position for the arms of a dead man…in water.

      Nut – he was taking swimming lessons from Anita.

    42. mayan_moons on July 29th, 2007 7:18 pm

      *Come drown in Aruba*

      (but only after you’ve spent all your money)

    43. mayan_moons on July 29th, 2007 7:21 pm

      *When delicious goes bad*

    44. mayan_moons on July 29th, 2007 7:33 pm

      Dompig & Satish’s first patient

    45. mayan_moons on July 29th, 2007 7:38 pm

      Notice the head appears to be sliced cleanly off yet the arms haven’t been touched at all by marine life.

    46. Maggie on July 29th, 2007 7:53 pm

      Nothing 3 thick kisses on the lips won’t cure.

    47. mishy on July 29th, 2007 8:02 pm

      Let’s play the Price Isn’t Quite Right:

      Come on Drown!!

    48. Carpe Noctem on July 29th, 2007 8:10 pm

      Pop this one with the ol’ mouse “fanger”

      when you can.

      Justice for Natalee

    49. mayan_moons on July 29th, 2007 8:55 pm


    50. bleachedblack on July 29th, 2007 8:56 pm

      I’M inclined to believe he’s just faking.

    51. mayan_moons on July 29th, 2007 8:57 pm

      LOL Mishy Goon One!

    52. mayan_moons on July 29th, 2007 8:58 pm

      Freudian slip thar….shoulda been Good One lol

    53. Concerned on July 29th, 2007 9:07 pm

      “Another One Bites The Dust”

      Please help us keep Aruba clean and crime free. Locals are reminded that littering is prohibited in Aruba, and punishable by fines. All bodies need to be properly disposed of. For your convenience we have a free crematorium, an open landfill, and lobster traps conveniently located for your convenience and accidents. Our tourism industry depends on keeping our beaches clean and our victims vanished. No body No Crime.

      By The Authority of The Aruban Tourism Association

    54. mishy on July 29th, 2007 9:24 pm

      Mayan Moons, I must give credit to you for that one, as I saw what you had written above and decided to do a variation on the theme…Thanks :-)

    55. allan k on July 29th, 2007 10:01 pm

      Another Stiff Found on Beach This Week.

    56. mayan_moons on July 29th, 2007 10:16 pm


      I loved it Mishy & nominate it the winner!

    57. mayan_moons on July 29th, 2007 10:24 pm

      Hey Carpe!

      Great job on the latest video showing the eye comparrison’s of the eyes we see in the tarp with all the various pics of Natalee. Line them up…..the shape & width apart match exactly!

      Check yer mail please…..TIA

    58. minnesota dad on July 29th, 2007 10:43 pm

      After a “rough” night with J2K, poor fella fell twice at the Holiday Inn….hitting his head both times and then stumbling several miles to hit his head again on some rocks….and then stumbling some more to drown!

    59. Lala's on July 29th, 2007 10:56 pm

      “I guess he didn’t get his frosted flakes this morning.”

    60. Carpe Noctem on July 29th, 2007 11:35 pm

      Oh yehhhh,

      Lalas speaking of the breakfast

      of Aruban Champions, Frosted

      Flakes… here’s one to go along

      with the topic.

    61. Carpe Noctem on July 29th, 2007 11:36 pm

      Sure thing, Mayan… will check it.

    62. disgustedmom on July 30th, 2007 12:14 am

      All are too funny! Thanks for a much needed laugh!

      I don’t have anything to add for a caption, but I would like to know why a man with rigor mortis doesn’t rise out of the water when pulled by his arm and instead the arm extends as if it was all flexible and normal….

      Also wonder if anyone else sees the face of a girl on the side of the *ahem* dead man’s chest? Really artistic marine life down there in Aruba or some really crappy photo-shopping?

    63. downloadingdaddy on July 30th, 2007 12:52 am

      duh, maybe I should put this glove on my other hand?

    64. scmlagan on July 30th, 2007 1:50 am

      “This WAS the uninfected shark side of the beach”…
      …………….DON’T GO NEAR THE WATER………….

    65. brie on July 30th, 2007 2:06 am

      Complimentary, my dear Watson!!!!

    66. brie on July 30th, 2007 2:12 am

      “Had a whale of a tale to tell you lads”

    67. crazybabyborg on July 30th, 2007 2:15 am

      In the ongoing effort to boost tourism, Aruban Law Enforcement are cooperating with Tourism authorities by dragging Aruba’s weekly dead to area hotel rooms. The project satisfies the strict interpretation of gathering statistics on room occupancy totals for publication and thereby encourages world travelers to visit the Happy Island! This particular “soon to be” occupant has inspired Aruba’s new slogan for marketing:

      Loose Your Head In Aruba!

    68. Ray Wood on July 30th, 2007 2:56 am

      Another one bites the surf.

    69. Just Me on July 30th, 2007 2:57 am

      ‘Joran van der Sloots lastest stiffy’

    70. brie on July 30th, 2007 3:46 am

      Focus on STRAATEN….the man who has seen the evidence…..and said so!!!! No one seems to make him accountable for his statement!!! C~A~L~L THE QUEEN !!! WE need a response!!!You have a man that says he has seen the evidence and yet you do nothing to proclaim the finalization of Natalee’s case. Aruba is probably now a waste of your time but in all due respect to the American’s and the support and money we have contributed to your island, a closure and prosecution of this case seems beyond worthy!!!

    71. brie on July 30th, 2007 4:00 am

      STRAATEN SUCKS !!! As said to Joran, you can either to a mental institution or prison…but you have to tell the truth….if you didn’t know the truth in the first place…why would you say that? Makes no sense !!!

    72. brie on July 30th, 2007 4:13 am

      Edit…you can either GO to a mental institution or prison…

    73. mayan_moons on July 30th, 2007 8:14 am

      Within 8 to 12 hours of full rigor mortis the body starts to become pliable again.

    74. Vicki on July 30th, 2007 8:17 am

      He does look like he was hanging onto something while he was dying….hmmmm
      Klaas, please send me my password. I lost mine…

    75. Miss-Underestimated on July 30th, 2007 8:30 am

      “What Body?”

    76. Suzy Morris on July 30th, 2007 9:29 am

      A caption?! Are you serious? A homeless man drowns and the poor man is being pulled out of the water, and you treat it like a contest? Ah, but since he drowns in *Aruba,* then it’s okay and it’s deserving of cute little captions?! Is there a prize for hypocrisy?

    77. minnesota dad on July 30th, 2007 9:35 am


      How come Youtube has suspended your account? Are the AHATA shills now bombarding Youtube stating that they are offended?

      Shame on YouTube. Aruba brought on everything they are getting.


    78. Carpe Noctem on July 30th, 2007 9:59 am

      “Focus on STRAATEN….the man who has seen the evidence…..and said so!!!! No one seems to make him accountable for his statement!!! C~A~L~L THE QUEEN !!! ”

      ‘Mornin Brie,

      That ol’ hacked up furball of a Queen the Dutch keep draggin’out for the cat to play with…
      won’t help!

      I was disappointed, because she
      has grandchildren, I thought Nat’s Case would
      hit home with her!!!

      Richard wrote to that gas bag oodles of times, trying to call her in for MUCH NEEDED assistance in Natalee’s case.

      > Nothing. SILENCE! Like Simon and his Garfunkle.

      P.S. Queen, if you’re readin this… stop stealing
      curtains out of hotels around the world to
      make your outfits. You match couches in
      hotels everywhere, yehhh… you ain’t
      foolin’ me, I saw you take em, an those
      bars of soap & towels. I am onto u, broad!!!
      HA HA … and

      I could swear that thing you
      were wearing for a HAT last week…

      I saw one
      > JUST LIKE IT one
      hour ago at the Home Depot, it had a
      plant sticking out of it!

      Your game is up
      I am on to your TRIX, BABY… AND TRIX ARE

    79. Concerned on July 30th, 2007 10:02 am

      Nothing to do with creating a caption, but wasn’t a man found beheaded in the cemetary in Aruba soon after Natalee disappeared? Does anyone have the headline or jist of the story that went with the headline? How did Aruba treat the story?

    80. Carpe Noctem on July 30th, 2007 10:02 am

      I missed out on that plumb United Nations job.

    81. Sam on July 30th, 2007 10:46 am


      I so agree with you. I find this whole idea very offensive. Regardless of how we feel about the way Natalee’s case has been treated. This was someones loved one. So my caption

      Someones loved one found dead.Presumed drowned.

      Sm Sam

    82. Helen Back on July 30th, 2007 11:32 am

      Another precious one has left his shell to return Home. Honor to you and God speed my brother.

    83. columbo on July 30th, 2007 11:36 am

      just another donkey…….

    84. disgustedmom on July 30th, 2007 11:52 am

      Suzy and Sam, everyone is entitled to their own opinion, but….

      I, for one, don’t see anything wrong with a caption contest….no one is spoofing on the dead guy….they are spoofing on Aruba-ish-ness.

      Now by contrast, “Aruba” spoofed on Natalee personally…and on her family the entire time Natalee was likely dead at the hands of one of their own while they most likely knew it and were engaging in a cover-up while spoofing on Natalee and her family in some very cold and callous ways.

      I don’t see any hypocrisy because the premise is not the same….They spoofed the victim (and we don’t like it)….I don’t see anyone here doing that- spoofing the victim.

    85. Joran is Guilty on July 30th, 2007 2:27 pm

      Conclusion:of Dumbpig and his clowns of Idiots is that this is not a body, but a tree branch.To be sure they will have it tested at Joran Van Der Jerk offs house.

    86. Joran is Guilty on July 30th, 2007 2:32 pm

      Yes – Not a Body,definately a Tree branch.

    87. Kermit on July 30th, 2007 2:58 pm

      LOL carpe
      fresh fried flies in Crisco!

    88. Maggie on July 30th, 2007 4:49 pm

      Noone is making fun that a guy is dead, they are making fun of the ones handling Natalee’s case or involved and how they handled this case based on Natalee’s.

      There isn’t a person here who don’t feel bad about a man losing his life, but the disrespect of police and the people involved for life in Natalee’s case speaks for itself. Remember Fok Die Bich..That about a girl who is dead and a crime victim? or telling people to go have a beer and watch your drink, when your daughter is missing already 2 days. Asking how much money they have. People aren’t making fun of the victim here.

    89. Nancy Turner on July 30th, 2007 6:49 pm

      I have been reading at your site for over two years as I followed the Natalee Holloway story. I have never written anything before….but I can’t help but respond to this. I don’t think Natalee would be at all amused by this. I think she would feel sadness…. I do. Maybe a troll did this to the site….I cannot believe that this really came from Scared Monkeys …… Nancy

    90. disgustedmom on July 30th, 2007 7:20 pm

      Nancy, this is political satire which is a way of using humor to poke fun at political stupidity etc. It is not about the dead guy. It’s about lame Aruba-ish-ness.

    91. Sam on July 30th, 2007 7:56 pm

      I worked in the operating room for many years , so I do have a weird sense of humor. This is plain not funny.

      Would we be doing a caption contest if it was Natalees body being brought in? I think not.

      Nancy, I do think the majority of folks at Scared Monkeys are caring folks. I believe they honestly get so discouraged at no arrest or info they let themselves be carried away. If you noticed there were an awful lot of Monkeys who did not participate in this. JMHO

    92. mayan_moons on July 30th, 2007 8:45 pm

      Well Nancy its interesting that after 2 plus years and all the horrible things we’ve seen included but not limited to the horror filled Arubay video’s/stills that you pick now as the time to say something. Some of us here believe we’ve seen the butchered body of Natalee & those who may have been paid to dispose of her body in those stills and i never saw any of you complaining or even upset about that. Were you concerned enough to post when Aruba newspapers published the picture of dead bodies thown on a heap of garbage in the landfill? Thats how Aruba treats their own be them homeless, tourists who die in their company and anyone else who gets in their way.

    93. mayan_moons on July 30th, 2007 9:00 pm

      I worked in the OR 20 years and thought i’d seen it all till i saw the way Aruba treats people.
      If you’re thinking about how Natalee would feels why not shoot off a letter or two and ask why Aruba newspaper’s publish the pics of people hanging and why thats even neccessary to show these people in the last horrific moments in their lives. Is a message being sent by showing these people hanging not in the privacy of their homes but hanging from barristers for every Aruban to see and just in case not everyone is there to see Aruba’s got that covered by publishing all the gory details for public consumption.

    94. mayan_moons on July 30th, 2007 9:31 pm

      BTW….i don’t anyone here found that pic *funny*.

    95. ROBOTICS are the best on July 30th, 2007 9:37 pm

      the only place i have ever heard were F-16 jets were used to FIND people was in ARUBA..

      most normal places use HELICOPTERS or small search aircraft, NOT FIGHTER JETS


      IT WAS A LIE

      IT IS A LIE



      just like the rest of the ISLAND

    96. disgustedmom on July 30th, 2007 9:41 pm

      Does anyone think whomever took this picture and put it in the newspaper in the first place (Arubans) gave a crap about this man or what his loved ones might think about seeing him like this in the paper?

      To me, THAT’s insensitive. It’s also pretty gross to make everyone who innocently opens the paper that day have to see a dead body with rigor mortis….and maybe NO HEAD!

      Good thing the waves came across his privates just in time being as how they said the man was nude or else that would have been shown all over town too.

      Mayan makes a good point, Nancy….if you’ve been lurking for 2 years it’s odd that you never posted in disgust over some of the many demeaning things that have been said about Natalee by those who probably did her in. Who’s a troll then?

    97. brie on July 30th, 2007 9:52 pm

      Wouldn’t there of been a kinder way of removing the body from the water, JUST DRAG HIM, couldn’t two of the officers picked him up by his arms and legs and carried him to shore…. I think the picture is inhuman….what if…just what if, he was still alive…a dead body, a live body, it all means the same to Aruba. I guess they already knew he was missing his head. Still, no excuse!!! And why was the man, homeless, the island isn’t that big, what facilities do you have for homeless people, ? is why are there homeless people…..I guess that’s how you take care of the elderly too.

    98. Nancy Turner on July 30th, 2007 10:14 pm

      Thank you Sam. Yes, I have read quite a few comments from the forum posters who expressed some dismay….Yes, I agree that the monkeys are a most caring and kind group of people. I do hope and pray that Tim Miller can bring Natalee home to her family and that justice will come. Again thank you for your kind words. Nancy

    99. yoyo muffintop on July 30th, 2007 10:30 pm

      disgustedmom – 2 wrongs make a right?

      and brie, I just can’t let this go. Why are there homeless people? You’ve got to be kidding.

    100. brie on July 30th, 2007 10:53 pm

      yoyo fried dough….why are there homeless people on the supposedly high standard of living on the island of Aruba…another lie….assigning you to this project….why don’t you use your industrious self and find out…..mouth!!!

      And back off of disgusted mom…she’s has contributed more to this site then your uneducated mind has a clue!!!

    101. disgustedmom on July 31st, 2007 12:20 am

      Thanks Brie, for the assist!

      Re: your post about dragging a body like that…you’re so right! What was he going to do just drag him all up the sand too?

      In civilized places they take a stretcher TO the body and cover it up respectfully.

      Aruba sux!

      About the homeless in Aruba…someone posted that they ‘name them’ and make fun of them.

    102. yoyo muffintop on July 31st, 2007 12:28 am

      brie – I don’t know. Why are there homeless people in the most prosperous country in the world? Why are there homeless people in….oh never mind.

    103. disgustedmom on July 31st, 2007 12:29 am

      Yoyo… answer to “2 wrongs make a right?”…I know you can’t comprehend what you read so I’ll say one more time – no one is pokin’ at the dead guy….but completely out of context, I’ll see your ’2 wrongs don’t make a right’ and raise you one ‘an eye for an eye’.

    104. yoyo muffintop on July 31st, 2007 12:33 am

      disgustedmom said “About the homeless in Aruba…someone posted that they ‘name them’ and make fun of them.”

      Thank you for answering my question about 2 wrongs.

    105. nychic (back in tx) on July 31st, 2007 12:42 am

      To: Sam – Nancy – yoyo

      “If You Can’t Take The Heat – Stay Off The Front Page of Scared Monkeys”

      now – here is my caption:

      Anyone Seen Steve Croes – Looks Like He Got A Little Too Wasted This Time !

    106. brie on July 31st, 2007 1:01 am

      yoyo fried dough……your contribution to this site…why was the dead man homeless…..and no I am not kidding…go do your homework…you brought it up!!!!

    107. Carpe Noctem on July 31st, 2007 1:13 am

      I’ll poke up on that chit one time with a stick… but I’m a little different. ROFLMAO


      Two wrongs don’t make a right… but in ARUBA it could happen, after you blow in a call to Paulus
      of of da ditch.

      (of the gang-raping, murderous Van der sloot clan
      of course.)

      Justice for Natalee!

    108. brie on July 31st, 2007 1:17 am

      yoyo, don’t post until you’ve done your research!!!

    109. Carpe Noctem on July 31st, 2007 1:19 am


      How come Youtube has suspended your account? Are the AHATA shills now bombarding Youtube stating that they are offended?

      Shame on YouTube. Aruba brought on everything they are getting.


      Hi md, sir:

      Good to hear from you. Yes,

      AHATA — Should be more like AHATERS right?

      They can complain all they want, but they’ll

      never stop the truth tellers from dropping the

      “Wicked High Karate” on their arses.

      Here’s the new one! (YOU TUBE CHANNEL)


    110. Carpe Noctem on July 31st, 2007 1:40 am

      Hey Bill Oreilly & Geraldo Crew:

      Don’t be saying Natalee Ann OD’d without

      proof. Especially, if you’re taking the word

      of that walloping goon-o-tron JAN VAN DER

      STRAATEN. You need to be apologizin’ for that crap. …and goin’ after that bas-tad… asking
      him why he left the island so fast, and why he
      thought Natalee was dead in the first place, so
      quickly before anyone else!!!!!!!!! Don’t you find that STRANGE?

      I beg of you, American News Media, I realize you can only do so much without taking a kick to the nuts with a lawsuit, when you are discussing these
      Aruban psychotic cretans… but for the love of God…

      Please don’t let them trash an American sister
      on American turf!!!! Stand up for Natalee, do not
      let them talk smack without iron clad evidence to back it up…. and if they STILL DO IT ANYWAY…

      Smack the taste out of their mouths!!!

      Don’t you ever let them trash the victim.

      -Justice for Natalee Ann

    111. mayan_moons on July 31st, 2007 1:52 am

      Tell it like it is nychic!

      Sometimes you have to fight fire with fire coz there’s no other language they understand. Anyone following this case for two plus years should understand that by now!

    112. mayan_moons on July 31st, 2007 2:11 am


      My fav part of the newest video is when ya got goonboy in the crosshairs…..right where he belongs!~

    113. Ray Wood on July 31st, 2007 2:15 am

      This piece in the Richmond Times Dispatch
      Confederate sailor’s remains buried in Ala.
      The remains were recovered from the wreck of the
      CSS Alabama several years ago. The Alabama sunk
      during a battle with the USS Kearsarge on June 19, 1864 in the English Channel. That was 143 yrs
      ago. It may not be to late to find Natalee yet.
      Keep the faith

    114. mayan_moons on July 31st, 2007 2:45 am

      RAY thanks for the info!

      (keeping the faith)

    115. Nancy Turner on July 31st, 2007 8:24 am

      To Ray I live in Richmond…..Of course anything about the War makes big news here I have friends in England who live near Liverpool where the Alabama was built – there’s an old song about it….there is also a great net site When Liverpool was Dixie. Also, the CSS Virginia ( “Merrimac”) was raised and I think the remains of the crew members were ID’ed and buried with honors…, yes we should all hope and pray for Natalee to be found and returned to he loved ones. N

    116. Vicki on July 31st, 2007 10:37 am

      I think LIERUBA is the most DISGuSTING place ever… How DARE this 3rd world sink hole even think they can handle a death…what freakin MORONS. Like someone posted above “are they gonna drag him all the way up the sand????where is the freakin streacher????For goodness sakes..WE DONT HAVE TO MAKE FUN OF SATANS ISLAND…..they do it themselves…hahahhahahahaha

    117. disgustedmom on July 31st, 2007 10:56 am

      Yoyo….not the same thing….but that’s OK; I’m sure it’s hard to make proper assimilations when you’ve lost brain cells from too much meth, amphetemines and alcohol.

      I’m starting to feel sorry for you for making such a fool of yourself. Could you do yourself a favor and stop posting here? Stick with the Joran Fan Club sites where it makes sense to them that Natalee caused her own fate by believing in lying, manipulative, sociopathic human beings.

    118. disgustedmom on July 31st, 2007 12:56 pm

      Carpe…I can never see your YouTube things….my computer is so old and I have dialup and it takes forever and a day just to load a few seconds…but I did see the beginning of the one you just posted the link to…I see(I think) it included that pic of ‘Natalee in the plastic bag’ and that’s what I want to talk about for a minute…..

      I’ve not commented on that picture before because it gives me the creeps! It is apparent in the pic that what appears to be Natalee is in a fetal position with her arms tucked around her knees. The positioning of the body is the reason why I get the creeps and have not talked about this before….because…..(enter psychic’s vision once posted on now defunct site)

      This is from the same psychic who posted about the dogs. I’m fairly certain it was before Joran was arrested too, but it was for sure posted before Joran/the news came out with the beach/FH story…she said Natalee was tied up in a shed-like structure in a fetal position with her arms around her knees. She said she felt Natalee was alive while in this structure but that Natalee was very sick feeling and woozy and was afraid she was going to die if someone didn’t find her soon. It was very hot in there, Natalee had a small injury around her forehead/hairline area, and her wrists were hurting badly where they were tied.

      Like I said, this was posted before the FH’s were mentioned on the news so when Joran claimed the Fisherman Hut story later I assumed the shed the psychic was seeing was the FH. But the way she described the area does not fit with the FH area around the Marriot, and that has always bothered me because WHAT IF the psychic got too close to the truth and they made up the whole FH thing to throw off.

      She said it was near a boat dock where small boats –not cruise ships- dock and that no boats were docked there in her vision that she noticed particularly….like it could have been a pier where small boats dock but there was a docking building structure, not just docking along the pier. She described a planked boardwalk like a pier would be made of and there were colors she mentioned, but I don’t want to get that part wrong by mentioning them as quotes of the psychic but I THINK she said blue- like swimming pool blue, green – like sea green and that the door to the shed was yellowish. (I think she also said the shed or the roof –I can’t recall which or if it was both- were made of a corrugated material.) She also described a boat anchored out in the water not around the dock that I later realized was like one of those small fisherman’s boats, but she said this did NOT have anything to do with Natalee. (I further took this to mean that perhaps the fisherman stuff was a ruse that should not be fallen for)

      As best I can recall, I think she also said there was a large rock beside the shed, a single tree somewhere around it and that there were buildings off to the distance behind the shed, but these buildings were not houses…were more like more sheds of sorts. (that part gave me the creeps too after they said on Haunting Evidence that same stuff about the rock and the buildings off in the distance) Also, she mentioned the shed was not directly on the beach, but she saw white sand nearby.

      I’m just putting this out there because I’ve not heard of any searches being done in such an area, so you never know….but I have to add that the psychic did say she was not sure when she got the vision if it was a vision of what HAD happened to Natalee or if it was in real time meaning at the time of the vision Natalee was in that shed alive. She did say Natalee was eventually moved from that location though if not buried inside that shed to where she was just not in that same spot in that shed anymore. She did not know if Natalee was dead or alive when moved from that spot, but she was ‘seen’ in there during the heat of ‘some’ day.

      I did some searching around the internet at the time this was originally posted and I found a place that might fit the psychic’s description….not able to verify it, but it was near the De Palm area. I was not able to find out if the pic was from the mainland of Aruba or De Palm island. I can’t find that pic anymore, but in it the shed was behind the boat docking area in close proximity. Of course, there could be other places. But come on…boat dock? What a great place to store a body before putting it on a boat. Someone just gets a bag out of the shed and puts it in a boat? Who would think anything of it? Then go out a ways and dump it in that concrete thing that Carpe posts?

      I’m sorry to those who don’t like this psychic stuff, but I am fascinated by it and especially by this one in particular whose ‘remarks’ made prior to being mentioned in the news have all but mirrored some parts of the real history of this case as it evolved.

      Oh, one more thing I just remembered…..the psychic said that the area she saw where the shed was, out in the water was a sailing ship with a single mast. She described the ship more, but all I can recall is that it was stained a dark color of brown.

    119. mayan_moons on July 31st, 2007 3:24 pm

      Isn’t The Carolina a icky brown color?

    120. Nut44x4 on July 31st, 2007 6:08 pm

      disgustedmom…….would that be Dutchlady at SM??

      If it isn’t her…perhaps whom you speak of posted there.

    121. yoyo muffintop on July 31st, 2007 6:27 pm

      disgustedmom – you said I’ve “lost brain cells from too much meth, amphetemines and alcohol”, and then you come with this 10 paragraph psychic stuff. Precious.

    122. disgustedmom on July 31st, 2007 9:36 pm

      Nut….I don’t recognize the writing style of Dutch Lady compared to how I remember the one I’m talking about. Thanks for the link though…some very interesting stuff there!

      Yoyo….I’m so impressed you can count to 10! Now don’t you go bein’ sceered of what psychics might know and stop practicing….11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, nineteen.

    123. disgustedmom on July 31st, 2007 9:41 pm

      Mayan, I’ve not seen a pic of The Carolina…what color was that Jolly Pirate?

    124. yoyo muffintop on July 31st, 2007 10:35 pm

      Oh, I’m frightened…for you.

      Hey, I just asked my magic 8 ball if a psychic was going to win the lottery this time. Answer – no.

    125. Dihannah1 on July 31st, 2007 10:41 pm

      I know it’s kinda late to comment now, but have been busy, but felt compelled to write. I love SM and all the wonderful people, but I found this contest to be a little tacky. It is a human being who lost his life and probably has family somewhere. How would we all feel, if it was us or one of our family members and found a contest like this?

      I like the contest idea, but please, not on a deceased human being, no matter WHERE it is.


    126. mayan_moons on August 1st, 2007 1:39 am

      yeah distgusted mom the jolly p looked brown to me.

    127. mayan_moons on August 1st, 2007 1:41 am

      pardon my typo*

    128. mayan_moons on August 1st, 2007 2:15 am

      The Carolina is showcased in an obvious way in the Aru-bay video’s…..can’t remember the exact video at the moment though. It was brown with alittle white trim if memory serves after this lonnng day.

    129. disgustedmom on August 1st, 2007 7:10 pm

      Ship with brown and a single mast….The Amazing Grace that was dry docked a year of so after Natalee went missing. This flotilla takes on passengers (a small number) for cruise, but is mostly to deliver supplies to other larger cruise ships and Caribbean Islands during the cruise.

      Docked in Aruba May 29, 2005 and had a layover from 9AM that morning until 10PM May 30, 2005.

      Add in Lorenzo and his ‘alleged’ cargo transport business and what do you get?

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