RSSCaption Contest … Straight from the News Pages of an Aruban Newspaper … You Describe It
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So that’s where all the evidence went!
So that’s where Steve, Arlene, & Rubin have been hiding.
Joran, no where to run, no where to hide.
THAT is not WHO was in there before!
ARUBA ECONO-TIMESHARE
Well, You’d just Better recognize him! We’re framing you for his death! After all, you are black you know!
Is this the new Dutch Team that I heard was coming.. They must work at night?
Deal or NO DEAl !!!!!!!!!!!
Who is going to tell Count Van Der Sloot that we moved his bed by mistake!
“They say this has been sitting in the middle of Karin Jansen’s office for over a year… I guess she just never bothered to notice…”.
This coffin is too small for Dennis Jacobs.
hihihihih. ow gosh, you guys are hilarious!:)
Him again!
I’m tired of traveling back to Holland like this.
Lorenzo we were looking all over the place for you.
Die now pay later.
Buy one get one free.
So that’s where Steve Cohen has been hiding!!
Honeymoon suite.
Shut up Anita at least we won’t be able to see through your blouse
I can’t remember her last name.
Let me guess, it was a suicide?
Did we tell you that the dead bury themselves now get out and start digging.
No one in there, just a pair of shoes!
Peek a boo, I see you.
Next time Greta comes to our island we will be ready for her.
Gee, Julia, how’re you going to spin this story?
Well, offcier, are you going to give them a ticket for illegal parking?
Julia Renfro to American media:
“There is absolutely noooo evidence of a coffin in the streeeet”
IN Aruba: Better Off Dead
I don’t know if it’s a Dutch Oven or the crap Dennis Jacobs took last night, but I did stay at a Holiday Inn Express.
Aruba Vacation Eulogy
Janssen: No, no, … we’ can’t look in there. We were thinking of letting the body come to us. Afterall, you have to build up an investigation. You can’t go in there like cowboys.
Joran Is Back In Town !
This Time – We Will Be Prepared !
Aruba – dying To Go – literally
nychic, You had the best one , you WIN. So it’s the Tigers VS. the Yankees. I say New York In 4.
Paulus told us to take this to be cremated? Oh that’s right we’re not suppose to have one.
Julia: Heavy battery? Oh no, that’s not heavy battery. The prosecutor’s helper was out drinking and partying it up, and then ran herself into a file cabinet while looking for all of Joran’s missing statements.
It’s just that, in the semantics, it gets lost. It’s a reasonable suspicion. That’s what they have. (Ruben Trappenberg)
The VanDerSloot welcome wagon – ‘enjoy your stay on our son’s Happy Island’.
Should we line this with the old interior from Deepak’s car.
“Nope, No sharks in here either.”
Jacobs: No, we can’t say it’s another donkey. We used that line 12x last month.
The ALE cracking down on their recent #1 crime problem … illegally parked coffins.
R
According to Anita this is where Joran meditates.
It’s the new add campaign for Aruba:
COME, REST IN PEACE….
MEDICAL STUDENTS:
Buy your own skeleton at a discount. Bones ID’ed in Papiamento, Dutch and Spanish.
Damn, see all those ants?
To your question of what the substance is in the coffin, I would say it is a mixture of chocolate and cleaning fluid.
Oh, um, sorry….I lied…..
To your question of what the substance is in the coffin, I would say it is the remnants of Roger’s latest romantic encounter..
They found the missing coffin.
Reserved for tourists.
Testing forensics.
Found body in coffin.
They found the missing tourist.
This is where Posner will put you.
Anyone see anything?
No!
No!
No!
Okay…..
#34 Joran Is Back In Town !
This Time – We Will Be Prepared !
Comment by nychic | October 1, 2006, 6:27 pm
This one gets my vote! Yep, this time they are ready for a visit from Joran. No more of that scurrying around in the middle of the night for them!
By the way, what do you suppose is really going on in that photo? Are they asking the Black man to identify what is in there out in the street like that? Surely not, surely not. Might it be one of the two who washed ashore last weekend and he is being asked for identification in this totally crude manner? No respect for the dead, that’s for sure. Makes me ill to think about their doing such a thing.
It’s Paulus! Drunk and sleeping in the streets again. He has to learn to get back to his coffin before sunrise like a good ghoul.
ALE official: Jacobs wants you to take out the pillow. His got hemmoroids again.
Arlene: Well, actually we thought that the donkey just kind of vanished but now we see it wasn’t a donkey after all, and that it was really just one of Julia’s pet van der snakes.
I hope I get me one of these beauties for Christmas.
The chief says: write it up… that someone just jumped out of the bushes and shot and killed Anita’s bullet bra.
You guys are so funny. ! ! !
All contest winners ! !
Honestly! The guy told me it was a humidor!!
It’s Aruba’a ” witness box “.
“Just run that down to Carlos and Charlies, someone will claim it sooner or later”
Quick~! Check the bone drawer!!
Is that a size 10 1/2 or 12 ?~
Recycling – Aruban style.
No, no, no. I specifically ordered it in white, and now the store won’t take it back.
It’s too early for Halloween!
lmao Pearle!~
You’re a Hero,, that thing was armed & dangerous!
Shango says: Dirty Hand must remain hidden…quick, close the lid!
L@@KEE – there’s Joran’s plans for an education in the USA.
Why did they take just one of the size 14 K-Swiss tennis shoes, officer?
Aruba’s tourism – R.I.P.
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SM: Perfect! (klaasend)
Hidden in plain view.
No really — I think it’s a good idea.
Bangbus in a hearse
Have coffin, come visit.
Julia: “See I told you there was a “blue-eyed Dutch boy!”
We are raffling this off to make money for the economy.
#71 Sunfreak, yep, that’s it! Aruba’s tourism and economy. May it Rest in Peace for soon it will be deader than a door knob!
Tell me that is not some human remains dumped in the street like yesterday’s garbage and some friend or relative forced to make an ID like that?
For the love of God, use a hearse and take the remains inside, you dopes! No one treats the dead like Aruba!! Dompig talking about digging up Natalee and moving her was a source for nightmares for me. I have never seen such callous treatment of human remains in my life outside of war time or severe disaster. This is totally crude and below acceptable level for civilized countries. Third World is a compliment to those who treat others in this manner.
Simpson Party of 4… oops, my bad…
Simpson Party of 3…
right this way, please.
your table is ready!
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#71 nailed it though.
pun intended.
But what was happening there??
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SM: A coffin must have fallen off a truck. There were several pictures of it in Bondia and Diario. I didn’t attempt to translate the article though. It was about 10 days ago I think. (klaasend)
Look Joe,
No Arms…No Legs….No Head. And he put himself in this casket…must be another overdose.
joron-what do you think ,think you can get in here?vigilante justice, if no other.I’d sleep with one eye open,your days are numbered.
juron,dude confess, you’ll live longer.the world knows you did it,what do you think your odds are?
This combines 2 previous submissions:
Come to Aruba! Rest In Peace!
All these Carribean countries, with their nasty little secrets are starting to feel the pain brought on by the obsessivness of Aruba’s indulgence and now exposure to crimanel activity against their tourists. Some are smart enough to take control and harness damage control, some even distancing themselves from Aruba in type.
Yet Aruba contintues to blame the problem on the outside element. Aruba’s only problem is the Raping Murdering VanDerSloots.
So that’s what happened to Al Gore’s LOCKBOX!
It’s like a chess game at this point. The VanDerSloots have a King, Queen and pawn left. Natalee has only lost a pawn.
ayfit, LOL People have been saying that for OVER a year now. It is getting VERY OLD !!!
ALE1 to ALE2 … we dug this up in the back yard of the VDS’s … is this considered evidence or should we get rid of it like the rest?
R
No, it’s not my wife. How about yours?
No body, no crime.
We have to get these cars out of here. We have 10 more caskets coming in.
Lock Box … OMG
R
Chief, I pulled this coffin over for speeding and I was wrong, the drug test came back negative – No speed was found in this coffin’s vein, I mean grain…
It was a hit and run and no one can identify the body in the casket. Lets just move it out of the way to let the traffic through, move it next to the building…I know someone will want to use it as a planter box. Yeah, good idea, lift up your end, heave ho – lets go…
Chief, what happen to the body…It is gone, well you know what Paulus says, no body, no crime…
Is this part of the all inclusive vacation I was offered.Oh my…..Joe
Hey, look, everyone! THAT’S where the Aruban economy has gone!
He’s died at least that is what my paper work says.
A toomb with a view.
Not a caption, just a comment. Remember in the Netherlands a number of months ago, some guy started one of those extreme reality experiences where they bury you in a coffin, in the dark, 6 ft down? The coffin has a panic button so if you flip out, they pop you out of there. People actually pay to have this experience. The picture in the paper of this open coffin in the street reminded me of this.
Even with the coffin wide open in front of them, ALE still could not locate the body.
Look, comes with GPS to help us find a body next time!
“Those Dutch Investigators Will NEVER
Find The Evidence In Here”
We are here to pick up Paulus’ career
We’re just DIEING to get out!
Thinking outside of the box!!!
Herein lies Aurba’s Tourism. Shall we have the ALE spend another couple of Million or just bury it now?
Hi,
Could I get a double cheeseburger and a large order of fries to go please !
Er . . . and make it snappy, I’m running late.
What happens in Aruba,
Gets buried in Aruba.
Or how about:
ALE inspect a passenger seat from Jet Blue’s cheap no frills flight.
City officials will erect this piece of art as a tribute to Aruba Tourism, which is now oficially dead.
Sorry…on a roll!
Aruba
“One Happy Island!”
Come on out, Joran, Beth’s not here.
katablog, i do believe you have the best of a good lot. all they have to do is decide whether to have the funeral now, or wait till holland declares the case unsolvable.
dennisintn
Thanks for still making our Island populair!
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SM: No, it would be considered a public joke, actually.
1. How many pigs fit in here?
2. What coffin, I don’t see a coffin, its a cigar box.
3. This was found in the VDS home it is where they keep their video collection.
4. It fell off the turnip truck.
5. I found it on the beach.
6 Hey they just opened the top and left, I don’t know where he/she went?
7. We found it in front of the Holiday Inn
8. There was donuts in there, who ate em all?
9. It’s not mine, a friend asked me to hold it for him.
Number 10. Yes this is his means off the island, do you think they will check it at the airport?
I hope our economy fits in this. Think anyone will show up for the funeral?
THE SHAPE OF THINGS TO COME FOR ARUBA.
LOL #5 Klaasend and #97 Richard and many others!
It’s a caption you want?
How about:
“Welcome To Aruba”
Fits…doesn’t it?!
Brenda
They found the Jorans missing shoe.
Who’s gonna jump in first?
Just go to carlos & charlies and have a beer, oh and how much money do you have so we can get rid of the evidence box!!!!!!
Looks like Jacobs ordered a new bowl for his frosted flakes.
The Al Gore Lock Box comment. That was a knee slapper!
Carlos-n-Charlie’s Limosine Service
I bought it at the VDS’s garage sale!!
“So, are you three sure you dropped her off at the beach?”
“Yes officer.”
“Okay then, haul this body off and send out a press release, not guilty.”
Enjoy your vacation, it may be your last!
CAPTION
Move it or I’m ticketing it. That is MY parking slot and MY vehicle.
(… similar to above)
Geen lijk, geen zaak.