John Edwards and his Hair … When Will the Breck Girls Ever Learn?

 

During the 2004 Presidential Elections, Democratic VP candidate John Edwards was Edwards_breckgirlspretty much rendered to a political joke when the video came out of him primping with his hair. Seems the former VP candidate has not learned from his ways. Seems that John Edwards is still paying $400 for a hair cut to make himself look pretty. Maybe it was those $400 haircuts that made Jennifer Swanson, Edwards’ finance director leave?

For those of you who have forgotten, take a peek at John “I feel pretty” Edwards on You Tube.

Of course maybe even a funnier line than picking on Edwards’ hair was his comment that “he can win some Southern States“. This coming from a man who did not run for re-election in NC because he knew he did not have a snowballs chance. Edwards, you have about as much chance of winning in the South as Gore did winning TN in 2000. Stick to something you know a lot about like  keeping your hair neat, clean  and cut.

Presidential candidate John Edwards said Monday that he is the strongest general election candidate in the Democratic field because he’s won in the South and his chief rivals have not been tested there.

“I think I have the strongest chance of changing the electoral map,” Edwards said in an interview with The Associated Press. “If Senator McCain or Mayor Giuliani or Governor Romney, if one of them is the nominee, I think we have a great chance to win, not just Ohio, but to win some Southern states.



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  • Comments

    15 Responses to “John Edwards and his Hair … When Will the Breck Girls Ever Learn?”

    1. Nut44x4 on April 17th, 2007 10:56 am

      Perhaps Breck should introduce the “Breck boys’ :P …..no??
      I guess I do not understand the purpose of this newsworthy event……no?

    2. Miss-Underestimated on April 17th, 2007 11:53 am

      “Don’t hate me because I hav beautiful hair”

      Wow and he can related to the hardworking ppl of the US?
      $400.00 could take care of my whole family of 5 for over a year, with tip.

      LOL

    3. dennisintn on April 17th, 2007 1:27 pm

      i venture to say he’ll never impress any fiscal conservatives. if he’s that loose with his own money, just think what he’ll do with ours.
      dennisintn

    4. Miss-Underestimated on April 17th, 2007 2:43 pm

      The problem with political runners is they have to be rich to run, campaigning cost millions.

      How can they be fiscally responsible or relate to people who have to work? They can have empathy and relate to the poor, but the working class, is where it seems they have a problem. I think they begin to lose touch with reality when they have alot of money.

    5. Richard on April 17th, 2007 7:27 pm

      A $400 haircut (with tip included?) … for me, that would work out to about $50 per hair. I wonder how often he has one of those?

      This says volumes about the biases and beliefs of the “political class” … what they see as important … at least it does to me. I’d never vote for anyone who spent that much money on a haircut.

      I wonder if he makes a speech urging compassion for the world’s poor, and can then go to sleep without seeing any contradiction between his words and his actions.

    6. Scared Monkeys on April 17th, 2007 8:26 pm

      A $400 hair cut … just one question Mr Edwards, what America is it that you speak of that pays $400 for a trim?

      Red

    7. Allan K on April 17th, 2007 9:27 pm

      Yes that is extravagant, probably thats the way most politicians operate. Don’t know if any of them can relate having to work for average income.

    8. Scared Monkeys on April 18th, 2007 12:44 am

      #7, you are correct.

      However, in the case of John Edwards maybe he should put a sock in it about 2 Americas. He obviously represents the worst of the excessiveness of his own stump speech.

      Edwards has finally found something he is knowledgeable to talk about, his excessive spending. Way to relate to John Q.
      R

    9. Old Dad on April 20th, 2007 2:44 pm

      Before we criticize this pretty fellow too much perhaps we should consider that the haircut may have only been the appetizer and that perhaps other good and valuable services were also covered by that $400. Maybe he also received a nice, hot, bubble bath, manicure, pedicure, and who the heck knows what else after all of that was done. He would have looked sooooo pretty and smelled so sweet.

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    11. StinkyPete on August 9th, 2007 4:25 pm

      Check out edwards looking pretty : http://www.thebreckgirl.com

      this is hilarious!

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