Our First Caption Contest … First Daughter Jenna Bush

This is a picture from the Inauguration, but as a Southerner and a Gentleman, it is a great opportunity to express our admiration and Sorority skills of the first (or second) Daughter Jenna. Please leave your best caption for this picture in the comments.

Entered in OTB’s Caption Contest Linkfest

10 Responses to “Our First Caption Contest … First Daughter Jenna Bush”

1. Rodney dill on March 19th, 2005 6:31 pm

   “Now that’s my kind of woman.”
   Australian for: She doesn’t spill a drop.

2. Tomahawk on March 19th, 2005 10:22 pm

   “Jenna demostrates that is may be neccesary to bend over backwards to make constituents happy”

3. Red on March 19th, 2005 11:48 pm

   Tom, oh my. I thought there were no cameras allowed at the event. What’s Mrs Red going to say when she sees my picture?

4. Con on March 20th, 2005 12:46 am

   Jenna Bush demonstrates the proper technique for body shots to a newly appointed staffer from the FCC. This wasn’t all she learned at UT though. Later she demonstrated the exact legal definition of indecent behavior to him in the coat room so he could more exactly protect the poor dumb public from exercising their right to change the channel.

5. Rodney dill on March 20th, 2005 7:33 am

   Jenna: “Al Franken?!? How the hell did you get in here?”

6. Mrs. Red on March 21st, 2005 12:21 pm

   Con:
   Obviously YOU have never HAD a body shot – please don’t discuss issues of which you are so uninformed.

7. Tom on March 21st, 2005 12:46 pm

   Having known Mrs. Red for many a year, she knows of what she speaks!

8. Red on March 22nd, 2005 12:15 am

   Get a kiss, vote for daddy. Just 62,040,605 more to go.

   The real reason why W won the White House.

9. Rodney dill on March 22nd, 2005 6:04 am

   Get a kiss, vote for daddy.

   Guess that means Slick Willie really did vote for W.

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