Caption Contest … Straight from the Aruban Achieves … You make the Call
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“quickly, to the incinerator, the dutch are coming, the dutch are coming”
dennisintn
Now, be sure you boys close that box and label it properly before we store it away. Can’t be too careful with evidence, you know?
NOT
Another trip to the dump
ONE POLICEMAN says to ANOTHER
” what we have in the box is PAULUS VIDEO COLLECTION, quick bring it to the incinerator”
Hurry up and burn Anita’s see-through blouses before she gets home from work!
DENNIS JACOBS HAS LUNCH DELIVERED!
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Justice 4 Natalee Ann Holloway!
BOYCOTT ARUBA with everything you’ve got. We need
your help, and all the friends you can scout up
to help too! These people need to GET THE MESSAGE.
http://tinyurl.com/yglvcf
-J4N-
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SM:   You stole my idea, lololol. I was going to say the same thing except “super sized” (klaasend)
this is the DELICIOUS ONE’S computer. QUICK lets BURN IT UP
LOL Carpe! #6
Exactly where is Jacobs and how far do we need to carry his lunch to him? Hopefully he’s not out in the field looking for Natalee.
here are the SIZE 28 – missing shoes
for FrankenJoran
Carpe, you beat me to the lunch thing, I posted then saw your reference to Jacobs. I side step and give you the credit, great minds think alike.
This is all that’s left of our economy, how much is this $29.00 in pennies?
With the new arrests coming, Paulus ordered more anti-perspirant.
More perfume for the pigs
Junior does have a huge mis-shapen head too large for his big flabby body. Not the kind of stud tourists girls would be interested in.
To eliminate the scrutiny, Junior drugged them and made picking up the young tourist girls much easier than having to work for it the old fashioned way. Just stroll in, shortly before closing time, target the victim, throw in the drug, run off and rape her, then go home like he’s done 20 or so times before. Problem is he OD’d Natalee.
LOL Indy Dan and Klass.
I guess he really drove that zest for eating
thing home with his insistance on having his
Frosted Flakes first. What a weasel that
bonehead is!!! It’s a good thing they don’t
tax in Aruba by the pound! He is such a
flaming titmouse.
J4N
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Just FYI for anyone interested.
The body in the basin slide
# 10212006 was created using
the following:
http://tinyurl.com/yc24dx
http://tinyurl.com/tfsl3
I love it number 5. WewwwWewww
HE said he did not have a CONDOM with him
Oh my god,where do you the ruffies,today.Candygirl
Hey, BROWNIE! When I said that I needed some help,
This is not what I had in mind.
(I wish the camera’s weren’t running)
Where do you put this stuff now.To Natalee,A happy birthday,you are not forgotten.We will see Justice soon,I pray.Joe the bouncing back Bear
Oh joran,your supply of condoms for the inmates has arrived.Joe bear
“Box, what box?”
This K-Swiss size 14 shoebox is heavy!
there moving the blackbox again.:
wow.
This one is really trippin’ me out.
http://tinyurl.com/yg2ta6
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HAPPY B-DAY
NATALEE ANN
10-21-2006
We love you.
We told you we would never
leave you behind. Not until
there are answers & some
some justice!
…and the train’ll
keep a comin’ all
night long!
Word Is Bond
-J4N-
LOL Miss U!
The Dossier
“ALE discover ANOTHER box of Julia’s lies!”
There is a cardboard box. There is 100% a cardboard box. Well, there may be a cardboard box. It could be that there is no cardboard box. Maybe there is a cardboard box, maybe there is not a cardboard box. There is no cardboard box. What cardboard box?
HEY, BROWNIE!!!
WHERE DO YOU THINK YOU’RE GOING???!?!?
When I said I needed help, this is NOT
what I had in mind………………..
The ALE delivers all statements and evidence to the Aruba Tourism Authority
“I think Nelson’s losing it,he ordered a whole box of BOYCOTT ARUBA stickers.
hey we got the case of CONDOMS that the K2 brothers and Joran are gonna need when they are in PRISON for 15 years.
“FREE” poker tournament winnings, the box has MONOPOLY money in it. maybe joran and k2 can play monopoly in PRISON for 15 years.
15 YEARS of PRISON
ahh. lets just call it 45 years in total
it sounds better
EXCUSE ME, MR. BROWNEE,,,,,,
HOW MUCH DID YOU SAY WE WERE
GETTING FOR THIS SNOW JOB???
I still think #30 is the best…..
but I want to win…..!!!!!!!!!!!!
Gee, what will I get? A trip to
Aruba??!?!?!!!……Never mind….
Can I atleast see what’s in the box?
Wow, look at all the stuff for the evidence room yard sale!!!
Hey….we all chipped in and got a pair of balls!
*clicks heels*
ALE’s box of tricks.
Box of inflatable toys for CnC’s marked URGENT.
Happy Birthday Natalee Ann Holloway
You are a daughter to all of us
God keep you , and Bless your family
We will not stop until justice is served
Miss-Underestimated
apparently they can’t grow their own!
Hi Ho, Hi Ho, it’s off to the incinerator we go before someone sees some of this “evidence.”
No Box No Case
Happy Birthday, Natalee! We love you. We will always remember you. And we will never give up trying to get justice for you and your family.
Just delivering this new case of BS for Aruban Officials!
Our instructions were to look like we have something!
Happy Birthday Natalee
We will find you justice!
How to “Boycott Aruba” suggestion box
Happy Birthday Natalee, you will not be forgotten!
#23 & #46, you crack me up!
DOUGHNUTS!!!!! DID YOU GET THE JELLY KIND????
Happy Birthday Angel. We will never give up. We will get answers and never forget you. You have touched all of our lives. Soon arrests will be made and soon you can rest in peace.
Natalee, On this day where you should’ve been blowing candles with your family and friends, getting tons of phone calls from those that love and care about you, what can I say…I wish I had the pleasure to meet you, I wish I could’ve offer you a treat or a present. For reasons still unknown to us you were taken from us and still we don’t have you to mourn. This is totally unfair.
The only present I have for you today is to wish you a blessed birthday in the presence of the Lord, with your friends in the Spirit world, and my prayers that justice will be done. I will surely think of you when I see again the beaches of Puerto Rico. With love, whytegirl
“Hey, Bud, what you got in that box?”
“A petition from all the people who think the Aruban government is crooked, corrupt, and a bunch of scum.”
“Must be a lot of folks who signed it.”
“Yeah … and it’s not on paper, it’s on microchips.”
Well, that doesn’t make much sense.
Natalee, we remember your birthday and will never forget you.
I really wish I could wish Natalee a happy birthday.
May there be justice for you Natalee and may you be brought home to where you belong…..soon.
God Bless you Natalee.
Doesn’t that look like the little Tivo man popping out of the box?
That must be it! That’s why they didn’t ask those basic follow up questions when the statements were given. The ALE wasn’t there!
They watched it weeks later on Tivo!
They just don’t understand our system….
As to your question of what is in the box, I can state the following. I have never before seen a case with so many “clues frozen on paper”.
Natalee, we will continue to fight for justice for you.
{{edit- that is even rude for you}}
A list sent from Paulus Van der Sloot, reminding of all who owes him BIG!
The last of Aruba’s tourism—there it goes!
Super Sized box of Frosted Flakes? We saw the can of Chit-0, this is the box of Chit-O
Happy Birthday Natalee. We love you and will never forget you!
Holland said DESTROY it so that’s what we will do !!!!!!!
Bless the Holloways and Twittys today
The holidays are a ‘mother’ after losing
a loved one & the birthdays are the worst. imho
……….
http://tinyurl.com/yh7pmo
http://tinyurl.com/y2lhym
A dynamite happy dance!
http://tinyurl.com/ye4hk8
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J4N
Joran’s box of medications.
Paulus’s box of anti-perspirants.
That A.L.E. box carrying picture
had been bothering me.
NOW THIS IS MORE
LIKE THE A.L.E.
THAT I KNOW!
http://tinyurl.com/y7v25z
-J4N-
More new paint brushes.
Klaas,
I strongly object to Post 63 as there was an article that came out I believe was even on Drudge that very day this photo was posted on FP stating how Saddam Huessin delivered his victims to their family as a “box of chum”! Surely this is a coincidence and that poster is not that insensitive but I do think that is just over the top considering we are dealing with a missing child.
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SM:Â I agree – taken care of (klaasend)
FROM KARIN JAANSEN: “take these files to paulus sloot so he can change all the statements made by his boys. also pick up all the bloody furniture and beds and destroy them on your way back”.
As to your question to whether this is the correct box of lies and evidence to be took to the dump and burned I do not know! But to your question as to did we lie, rape, drug, and murder Natalee that is to be seen in the box of lies being burned at the dump!! Paulass ordered it done!
These are all Jorans changed statements from yesterday.
I’d like to tell Jacobs what to do with this box, but after he got through eating all those Frosted Flakes I doubt there would be room there for it.
Ginkogoloba for Paulus’s memory issues?
they where not worried about the dutch police,but now Peter R de Vries is comming and somebody told them that he can acually read!! so quick to the incinerator!!
They can’t even give away the boxes of ‘Sunny Aruba’ T-shirts!
eeny meeny mino mo…which direction shall we go…to ditch THIS box of evidence?