The Odd Couple Out for a Burger … Obama & Biden, Two Average Joes Order a Burger … President Obama, Do you have any Grey Poupon?

Why do politicians try to act as if they are like “We the People” when they ALL have lost touch with who and what we are. They are all out of touch and look foolish when they pretend to be “common” folk.

And the late night comedy shows like The Tonight Show, David Letterman and SNL say there is no Obama fodder for their monologues. Really? Are you telling me that Jay Leno and company could not fire up the old Grey Poupon commercials with Obama and Biden in a limo?

Yesterday, President Obama and VP Biden, just two ordinary Joes (watch the video), walk into Ray’s Hell Burger and order them self up some grub.

Because everyone orders a cheeseburger with spicy Dijon mustard and no ketchup. Excuse me Mr. President, do you have any Grey Poupon.

However, it appears the new slogan with MSNBC is not “Where’s the Beef” but instead “Where’s the Mustard.”

UPDATE I: DIJONGATE … According to Legal Insurrection, MSNBC has conveniently edited the video of Obama ordering his hamburger with Dijon spicy mustard. Check out the video. I guess we know know why the White House loves MSNBC. I guess the reference to “grey poupon” spicy Dijon mustard might promote the image of an elitist and MSNBC certainly could not allow that to occur.

From Sundries Shack … Obama Transparency Doesn’t Extend to Panic-Causing Pictures and Grey Poupon

Barack Obama’s War of Privacy … Barry, What About the Pirates?

 ”We are resolved to halt the rise of privacy in that region.”

SNL, Barack Obama just threw you a softball. It is now your job to hit it out of the park. Barack Obama holds a presser to discuss Somoli pirates and captain Richard Phillips’ heroic rescue. In the process Obama talks about his war on privacy. In perfect like Emily Litella fashion, ala the late Gilda Ratner, Barack Obama would say, “Oh, never mind.”

All that was needed was Jane Curtain to raise his hand from the gallery and say, Mr. President… it’s piracy, piracy, not privacy.

Looks like Brack Obama has an Emily Litella foreign policy.

However, Barack Obama did call Captain Richard Phillips brave and a hero. Something that the LEFT seems to dispute.

National Hug a Newsman Day turns into National Cop a Feel & Grope Day on Live TV

Must see video …

Oh the wonders of live TV. Watch Fox & Friends turn National Hug a Newsman Day into well, National Grope a Newsman. One should know better than to go begging for a hug on the streets of NYC. Don’t ask for things, they might come true and get more than you bargain for.

A Fox & Friends Classic Moment

Hat Tip: Johnny Dollar’s Place

More  from Carpe Diem …

F&F’s Clayton Morris smiled and said, “I think I just got, I think I just got groped.”

Dave declared, “That’s not scripted television: You [Clayton] were harassed. Aly, we need your help out here.” As Rick bent over in laughter, a now ruddy Aly chuckled and shook her head. Then she replied, “No, you guys are doing just fine without me: I’ve actually never seen people running from midtown Manhattan in droves like this before.”

Student Booted From Bus For Methane Pollution

Friday night funnys

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Jet Blue Comes Out with New Ad Campaign Targeting CEO’s who Hide Money in Aruba … The CEO’s Guide to Jetting

Once again out of the clear “Jet” blue, a scandal is attached to an island that has become known for it’s corruption.

The CEO’s Guide to Jetting: It’s no longer economically feasible for CEO’s to fly around on their own corporate jets. Jet Blue has the answer and a way for CEO’s to hide money and bonuses in the process. Looks like its not only AIG exec’s who will be able to take advantage of Jet Blue’s offer, bout exec’s at Fannie Mae as well.

Jet Blue is taking advantage of the present economic crisis and America’s anger with corporate CEO’s in their most recent ad campaign targeting who else … CEO’s. The ad is obviously tongue and cheek in an effort to be more hip and Southwest-like.

Click on picture to watch Chapter 1
Welcome Aboard

Jet Blue can get you  to many cities where you already own homes or hide money. Guess what the first place is they reference after hiding money? That’s correct, you guessed it, Aruba. Make sure and watch:

• Chapter 1: Welcome Aboard
• Chapter 2: The Airport
• Chapter 3: The Flight

For the Aruba Kool-Aid drinking, non-sarcasm understanding apologists, please do not try and defend this ad as painting Aruba in a positive light. Referencing corporate CEO’s, hiding money and Aruba in the same sentence is never a good thing.