A Tale of Two Baseball Throws: GWB Following 9-11 Attacks at Yankee Stadium and Obama at White House Picnic

A Tale of Two Baseball throws … George W. Bush and Barack Obama, need we say more.

Barack Obama better get a lot of practice in before he throws out the first pitch to this years MLB Allstar game in St. Louis. MO. A lot of practice. He might have to bring his teleprompter onto the mound to provide pointers.

Just because President Barack Obama can shoot a basketball does not mean he can throw a baseball. Heck, Michael Jordan learned that the hard way. However, isn’t it funny that the media was all over showing video of Obama shooting hoops. Where is this video of Obama throwing a ball at a dunking booth with Emanuel on the hot seat. The Gateway Pundit says, “he throws like a sissy”.

Nice form President Obama

GWB Throws Baseball opening pitch at Yankee Stadium following 911 attacks.

 Oh my, no comparison.

Gov Sarah Palin Responds to Senator Kerry’s “Missing” Joke … Hey John, Why the Long Face

Return of the Jedi … Alaska Senator Sarah Palin gets even with John Kerry and asks the junior Senator from Massachusetts, “John Kerry, why the long face?” Governor Palin, while speaking to servicemen in Kosovo, took the opportunity to respond to the not so funny wise crack that John Kerry made this past week wishing that it was Palin that had gone missing rather than SC Gov. Sanford. Real humor is such sweet revenge.

 Hey John Kerry, Why the Long Face?

 ”He looked quite frustrated and he looked so sad,” she said. “I just wanted to reach out to the TV and say ‘John Kerry, why the long face?’,” she concluded.

Long face? I resemble that remark!

As we have always said, what makes a joke funny are three things, there has to be a little truth related to the joke, the delivery and it actually has to be funny and not mean spirited. Sarah Palin nailed all three and added her usual class as well. As stated by Stop the ACLU, the only thing missing was a “bless his heart”. Unlike Kerry’s joke that bombed big time, Palin’s zinger was an oldy, but goody.

Palin’s full address to the troops can be seen HERE.

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Senator John Kerry’s Idiotic Remark Regarding Sarah Palin Going Missing Rather than Mark Sanford

John Kerry jokes that it’s too bad that it was not Sarah Palin did not go missing. What consumes these people with such hate? Talk about your “Palin Derangement Syndrome.” Democrats will attach Sarah Palin to the arrival of the 7 year locust if they could.

H/T: Cagle.com

What kind of a jerk must one really be to actually make a comment that you wished someone go missing? Seriously, what kind a ass must one be to actually think it is funny to say the following, that the wrong governor went missing?
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Daily Commentary – Wednesday, June 24th, 2009 – Goodbye, Ed McMahon, You Will Be Missed

• Dana’s send off for the late, great star. Rest in peace Ed McMahon. We say goodbye to one of the greatest straight men ever in comedy … Ed McMahon, you already were a winner.

Barack “The One” Obama … 46 Million in America Live Without Haircare … Scrappleface

This is why we love Scrapple Face, they report, we decipher … Because not everyone can have haircare like John Edwards.

Obama: 46 Million in America Live Without Haircare

While the United States leads the world in research and scientific advancements offering unparalleled options to consumers, President Barack Obama said today “the fact remains that 46 million people in America live without proper haircare.”

“In the most technologically-advanced and financially-prosperous nation on earth,” the president said, “we ought to be ashamed that millions go to bed each night in fear, with no way to pay for regular preventative grooming, some so desperate that they turn to primitive home remedies.”

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