SNL Rips Barack Obama for not Being a Socialist, But for Being a Do Nothing President … A Record of NOTHING!

Looking at the List of Obama accomplishments, SNL sees just two … JACK and SQUAT!

Has SNL finally understands what makes humor funny when it comes to the Liberals messiah? The answer is a truth. For months we have said that if you want humor as pertains to Barack Obama you only need look at the facts and the truth of his administration. Nothing mean, just the truth.

SNL makes mock of Barack Obama’s Presidential election and his mandate of “Change you can Believe In.” SNL says Obama is not a Socialist … he is instead a do nothing President.

There are those on the right that think that Barack Obama is changing America into the Soviet Union or Nazi Germany. Because when you actually look at his recored, it is very clear what he has done so far and that is … NOTHING!

Almost one year and nothing to show for it as SNL provides a check list of Obama campaign promises:

• On his first day in office Obama promised he would close GITMO – NO
• I said we would be out of Iraq – NO
• I said there would be improvements in the War in Afghanistan – NO, it’s actually worse.
• Healthcare reform – HELL NO
• Tried to bring the Olympics to Chicago in 2016 – NO

The SNL skit also goes on to say that I [Barack Obama] do not understand why the Right is so riled up, imagine how the Left feels? I am sure that the Left would have thought that Obama would have addressed one of the following things by now. All are NO’s.

• Global Warming
• Immigration Reform
• Gays in the Military
• Limits of Executive Powers
• Torture Prosecutions

However, Obama does have a couple of accomplishment … the cash for clunkers program stimulated the economy. Unfortunately it was the economy of Japan. Obama killed a fly on TV. Obama also brought a white police officer and a black professor together for a beer, who else could do that? Ok, Oprah, but no one else!

It’s pretty bad when the liberal bastion of comedy that all but refused to poke fun of Obama because they said in the past, nothing he does is humorous, finally does.

However, the truth of the matter is that Barack Obama might have actually accomplished many of the above socialist changes to the United States had it not been for the voice and the opposition of the Tea Party movement and “WE THE PEOPLE”.

Ben & Jerry’s Celebrates Gay Marriage Equality in VT … Hubby Hubby … Ice Cream covered in fudge and filled with peanut butter

So now we have same sex marriage ice cream? Who knew there was heterosexual marriage ones? Ice cream to promote gay marriage?

Ben & Jerry’s celebrates gay marriage equality in VT by what other way, creating a new ice cream flavor … Hubby Hubby to promote gay marriage awareness. Wow, changing a name for an entire month. The once Chubby Hubby will for one once be renamed Hubby Hubby. Okay folks ya can’t make this stuff up, the ingredients for the gay marriage ice cream will be as follows:

The ice cream flavor consists of pretzel nuggets, which are covered in fudge and filled with peanut butter, in a vanilla malt ice cream base, which is itself swirled with fudge and peanut butter throughout.

LOL, what no nuts or peppermint stick? Are you serious with these ingredients? Oh I can hear the jokes and laughter now. You can’t make this stuff up.

Ben & Jerry`s, known for its euphoric ice cream flavors and dedication to social justice, celebrates the beginning of the freedom to marry for gay and lesbian couples in Vermont with the symbolic renaming of its well-known ice cream flavor “Chubby Hubby” to “Hubby Hubby.” In partnership with Freedom to Marry, Ben & Jerry`s aims to raise awareness of the importance of marriage equality and, to
show its support, will serve “Hubby Hubby” sundaes in Vermont Scoop Shops throughout the month of September.

Humor? Roseanne Barr Poses as Adolf Hitler in Sick Photo Spread with Swastika & Burnt Gingerman Cookies out of the Oven

SICK, JUST PLAIN SICK …

Because Adolf Hitler just says humor to everyone, what a laugh-riot. That is the first, second and last thing that comes to mind when some one evokes the name of Hitler … humor. There is shock media and then there is just so wrong that it insults the senses and humanity.

Roseanne Barr, what the hell happened to you? You actually used to by funny. No matter how one looks at this, it is not funny. Not in the least.

Some one please explain what is funny about some one dressing up to look like Adolf Hitler and taking burnt Gingerman cookies out of an oven. Baking Gingerman cookies?!? The symbolism and metaphor of Jews in ovens is beyond morbid and sick. Wow, what gut splitting gafaw, eye tearing, breathless humor. Please forgive me if I forgot to laugh.

Nothing says humor like Adolf Hitler

Who cares whether Roseanne is Jewish! Or whether Heeb magazine is a satirical Jewish publication.  Just because one is Jewish does not give them some right from above to be offensive. I don’t think that is what is meant by the “Chosen People”.  BTW, Hitler killed more than just Jews during the Holocaust. (Watch this video and ask yourself whether this is a laughing matter)

These shoes once belonged to Holocaust victims

In a pictorial for the Jewish humor magazine Heeb, Roseanne Barr dresses up like a domesticated Adolf Hitler, complete with a Swastika arm band, mustache and cookie sheet with burnt Gingerman cookies. Could the imagery being any more sick?

Holocaust pics below the fold that will make you think differently about using such imagery for humor. WARNING GRAPHIC!!!

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Barack Obama and “The Pitch” … Guess it’s a Good Thing He Did not Throw this Wimpy Pitch at Cominskey Field

It really is always about the pitch and the pitchman as to whether they can be trusted.

So not only does Barack Obama have no arm, he also has no clue as to the baseball parks name where he has claimed to be a fan of the White Sox for so many years. Cominskey Field? WHERE? That is correct, Obama botched the name  (VIDEO) of the home of his beloved White Sox. I guess his teleprompter did not make the trip to St. Louis.

“I do think that there’s a different quality to what used to be Cominskey Field vs. Wrigley,” President Obama told Bob Costas during an interview that aired during Tuesday night’s MLB All-Star Game.

I guess while sitting in the pews for 20 years, woops, I mean the seats at the ball park in Chicago, Barry O never heard the place referred to as Cominskey Park.

The President, being such a big baseball fan I guess maybe looking forward to attending games at Yankee Park or Fenway Stadium. Maybe he can find the time to have a date night with Michelle at Camden Field and watch the Orioles play? Great line from Hot Air, In fairness, The One’s worldview was shaped by someone whose name ended in -insky so you can see why he might have slipped.

Vanderbilt – ‘09

Anything for a “Photo Op” to endear our No. 1 guy
to the folks he’s taking care of’. Barack, our
Natural Born Documented American President(hopefully)
puts his prowess on display to the cheering response of the crowd.
Sadly, the crowd took exception to the Team Jacket he had been instructed
to wear to the ‘First Pitch Throwing’.
(Yo, what’s a Boo or Two among friends?)

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Obama’s Teleprompter Metaphor … Teleprompters came crashing down to the floor & crashing in Many Pieces

Omen? A sign of things to come? With Obama’s continued eroding approval rating and his continued want to bankrupt America with high taxes, universal healthcare and cap & trade, it’s not only Obama’s teleprompter that will be crashing into many pieces.

TOTUS … RIP

Talk about your metaphors … even TOTUS, the teleprompter of the United States, can’t take what is sprawled across it’s monitor these days and crashed to the ground much like Obama’s approval ratings have lately.

Midway through his speech on urban and metropolitan policy in the Eisenhower Executive Office Building this afternoon, one of his two small glass prompters came crashing down, hitting the wood floor and crashing in many pieces. It made quite a ruckus.

“Oh, goodness,” a startled President Obama said. “Sorry about that, guys.”

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