Shocker, Liberal Biased SNL Scraps Skit Critical of Obama on Killing Osama bin Laden Day … Replaces It with Another Fox News Parody

Oh those avant guard SNL comedians ,,, they just live on the edge at SNL.

Leave it to the uber Libs at Saturday Night Live to once again be in the tank for President Barack Obama. Look for SNL to no longer have any skits that are critical of Obama’s incompetence as president or his failed policies.  As reported at The Daily Caller, SNL scrapped a skit that was to be critical and make fum of President Barack Obama taking full credit for the US Navy Seals killing Osama Bin Laden. Instead they replaced it with, wait, wait for it …  a skit bashing Fox News, FOX & FRIENDS.

 

The Daily Caller has obtained a scrapped sketch critical of President Barack Obama that was intended for airing at the opening of last night’s “Saturday Night Live” on NBC.

In the skit, President Obama addresses Americans soon after the first anniversary of the killing of Osama bin Laden — and he makes sure to remind viewers that all credit for the raid on the terrorist leader’s compound belongs to him.

“I hope you had a safe and joyous first anniversary of his killing,” the president, portrayed by Fred Armisen, begins.

“Unfortunately, I wasn’t able to be at home this year, as I had to fly to Afghanistan, to remind President Karzai that, exactly one year ago, we killed Osama bin Laden, and that the decision to do so was a gutsy one,” the president continues. “And was mine.”

The president then outlines what gifts are appropriate on the anniversaries of “Killing Osama bin Laden Day,” and reminds his audience that “heavy drinking, and Killing Osama bin Laden Day, are never a good combination.”

Read the script to the skit HERE that got nixed in place of the same old tired skit SNL runs mocking Fox & Friends. Pathetic.

Barack Obama, Lost in Smallness … President Makes Dog Eating Jokes the Main Course at the White House Correspondents’ dinner

Barack Obama … Lost in Smallness: Welcome to Obamanation … its a dog eat dog world, sorry, an Obama eat dog world.

What has this Presidency come to when we have a sitting President trying to tell jokes about eating dogs? Seriously! It might be one thing for comedian Jimmy Kimmel to make a Fido joke about President Obama,  saying that Obama’s favorite restaurant is the  Westminster Dog Show, but for Obama to make similar jokes is friggin bizarre. Next you will tell me Obama will be making fun of Special Olympic kids. Oh sorry, Obama has already done that.

Hat Tip Drudge … so much for the Dog owner voters

However, sadly that was the case during the … as Barack Obama made dog jokes the main course at the annual White House Correspondents’ dinner. Maybe the President would like to inform us all what is so funny about eating a dog? Dude, you did it, it is hardly funny. Actually it’s pretty disgusting.

President Barack Obama jokes about eating dogs.“What’s the difference between a hockey mom and a pit bull? A pit bull is delicious.”

BO … RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!!!

Democrat Actor & Former SNL Comedian Jon Lovitz Rips Barack Obama a New One in an Anti-Obama Rant … ‘What a F*cking A**hole’

WOW … and this following rant is coming from a Democrat and an individual who voted for Barack Obama in 2008.

Jon Lovitz, Democrat actor and former SNL comedian just went off on President Barack Obama and his agenda for the rich to pay higher taxes during a recent podcast.Talk about your free speech, Lovitz went on to call Obama a “f—ing asshole.”

This whole thing with Obama saying the rich don’t pay their taxes is f—ing bullshit, and I voted  for the guy and I’m a Democrat. What a f—ing asshole.”

Please be advised of the adult content of the language in the VIDEO, but this is just downright hysterical. Between Lovitz and the critic in the VIDEO, it is just priceless. I am certain the former SNL alum could not even attempt to say anything remotely like this on SNL these days.

Warning: Extreme warning on language from VIDEO below

Hat Tip: Breitbart TV

More on the rant

“This whole thing with Obama saying the rich don’t pay their taxes is f—ing bullshit, and I voted for the guy and I’m a Democrat. What a f—ing asshole,” Lovitz told Smith.

“First they say … ‘You can do anything you want. Go for it.’ So then you go for it, and then you make it, and everyone’s like, ‘F— you,’ ” Lovitz said. “[Obama] is the perfect example. He’s amazing. He had nothing … and the guy ends up being at Harvard. He’s the president of the United States. And now he’s like,  ‘F— me and everybody who made it like me.’ ”

However, it looks like Lovitz and Kevin Smith are very aware of Obama’s anti-free speech goon squad as they say during the rant, “They’re gonna come in and shut this place down, man [...] You won’t leave Obama alone.’

Later, as Lovitz’s anti-Obama diatribe kicked into high gear, Smith said: “They’re gonna come in and shut this place down, man. They’re gonna be like: ‘We heard the fourth f—ing episode. You won’t leave Obama alone.’ This is an election year, man … they’re gonna come in and make an example of you, man,” Smith said. “The government can do that. They can take your shit away.”

Note to SNL, who says that it is not funny to make fun of Barack Obama? You just don’t really do so because you are in the tank for him.

Okanagan CTV News reporter Kent Molgat’s Walks into Pole While Trying to get the Story … “Oh my god, that hurt”

There is nothing like a man walking into a pole to make a VIDEO go viral …

Reporters are always trying to chase down a story, or at least some  try to do so. Of course the key to following the story is to be persistent, but also to always keep your eyes and ears open and not become closed minded or have blinders on. CTV’s Kent Molgat could have used that advice while trying to interview a lawyer as he walked straight into a pole.

“Oh my god, that hurt” … I’ll Say

From CTV:

As a journalist with 25 years of experience, CTV’s Kent Molgat is used to chasing the story. But when the story hits back in the form of a wayward pole and the reporter becomes the story — that is something new.

Video of Molgat chasing a lawyer for an interview and then walking straight into a pole has gone viral, joining a long, proud history of television news bloopers.

“Oh my God that hurt!” Molgat exclaims in the video, after walking right into the light pole. The lawyer, previously trying to make a dignified but brisk escape, stops to check on him.

Former Senator Arlen Specter New Job … Philly Night Club Comedian (VIDEO) … Obama’s Next Gig after 2012 Election

For those who are concerned what Barack Obama will do next after the 2012 elections, he need to look no further than former Pennsylvania’s US Senator Arlen Specter . After all, for the past three years the joke has been on America.

Former Senator Arlen Specter (PA-D-R-D) actually performed in a Philly night club as a comedian last night. Honestly, some of this stuff was rather funny, although his delivery had a lot to be worked on.  As a politicians who switched parties depending on which way the wind blew rather than any core conviction, the joke was usually always on us.

From The Blaze:

The longtime Pennsylvania senator performed at an open-mic night at the Helium Comedy Club in Philadelphia on Tuesday, continuing a post-politics foray into standup.

Specter told the crowd he’s “been in comedy now for 30 years” and took shots at former Pennsylvania Gov. Ed Rendell, New Jersey Gov. Chris Christie, and others in his act. Former President Bill Clinton and current Republican presidential candidate Newt Gingrich were also targets of Specter quips. Former candidate Herman Cain wasn’t exempt either.

For example, he said he didn’t vote to impeach Clinton because they were friends, despite the “body of evidence.” He even worked in a joke about Clinton and Viagra.

So do not fret Barack Obama, there is a job for you after 2012. Its not like you have not been the Comedian in Chief while you have been President as the World burned.

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