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Whats the difference between obama and his dog Bo ??? Bo has papers !!!
I would send the kit to my relatives, but they would figure out it came from me.
Hee hee hee!
Harry Reid 44
Sharon Angle 37
The tea party favorite loses. Rand Paul, another tea party favorite, will probably lose in, of all states, Kentucky! Where is that big wave of victories the tea party was predicting? They’re about to lose two BIG ones.
SM: Wanna bet? A Democrat is not winning in Kentucky. Sorry, you know nothing about Blue Grass politics. As for Reid in Nevada, we shall see. You also seem to know little about polling data either. An incumbent with 44% is hardly something to be proud of. This is also why one does not look at polls, but poll trending.
You also show your idiocy because it was not the Tea Party that was predicting victories … It was every polling agency including Democrat ones.
I guarantee you will be crying November 2 election eve. Get the Kleenex ready toots.
80% of “minority” voters supported Obama, and estimates are that minorities will be 54% of the American population by 2050, with Latinos doubling their share of the population to 30% by that year.
The so-called Millennial Generation (those born the last couple of decades of the 20th century) add 4 million new eligible voters to the rolls every year, and by 2020 they will represent around 40% of the eligible voters in the country. In 2008 they voted for Obama at a 66?–?32 margin (Kerry only won them by 9% in 2004).
Enjoy whatever few victories you get in November. You’re basically screwed.
SM: No, with what you say America would be screwed including you.
The ignorant LEFT does not even realize teh exonomic disaster that awaits the US with foolish and dangerous liberal policy … did you fools learn nothing from Greece and what is happening in Europe?
November won’t be good for the Dems, but the trend is toward progressive thinking.
Climate change has now been proven, and now we are scrambling to save the planet. Idiots like Rush Limbaugh were able to convince stupid people of a good many incorrect things for a very long time. But the younger generation is more diverse and much more progressive.
You’re a dinosaur, Red.
SM: lol, my generation ,,,, hahaha … you have no idea how old I am.
Climate change has now been proven … hahaha, by who, Al Gore when he was fondling a massage therapist? Proven to be what, a fraud? How about you get your facts correct. The LEFT was so quick to say the science was settled when it had not been at all. I guess you missed the Ice age predictions in the 70′s.
Also, a majority of Americans believe that any increase or decrease in temperature change is due to global environmental conditions, not man. Or I guess you believe the ICE AGE was caused by the cave men and their industrialization and use of fire. Who is the Dinosaur?
You might want to read up and not just on LEFT leaning enviro sites.
Climate change: this is the worst scientific scandal of our generation
Climategate: Hide the Decline … Global Warming Deception Exposed, Now New Zealand Government’s Climate Advisory Unit NIWA in Question
BREAKING: NZ’s NIWA accused of CRU-style temperature faking
CRU Chief Phil Jones Temporarily Stepping Down Over Climategate … As MSM Van Jones’ the Story
ClimateGate … An Inconvenient Truth is Really an Inconvenient Hoax from an Inconvenient Email Hacking
Climategate: the final nail in the coffin of ‘Anthropogenic Global Warming’?
Scientist in climate change ‘cover-up’ storm told to quit
Climategate Scandal, An Inconvenient Data Dump … They Threw Away Data that Predictions of Global Warming are Based Upon
Republicans got us into this economic mess. Republican energy policies got us hooked on foreign oil. Republicans got us into wars to feed the oil-hungry, obese Americans who live in suburbs and drive giant trucks and SUVs they don’t need. Time to step aside and let the next generation fix what you have broken.
Scott Brown turned into a RHINO! I gave that guy money! Heading for the Tea Party.
obama certainly did give us “change”…and it’s about all I have left once I get taxed on my paycheck!
Though the Obama Sticker remover is elegant; it is unlikely that it will safely remove sticker adhesive without severely damaging the underlying paint.
I would suggest using Professional Strength “Goof Off” “The Ultimate Remover!”
You’re an idiot if you don’t believe global warming is being worsened by the burning of fossil fuels. Your grandchildren will pay for your stupidity.
No, I think other, smarter, more well-informed people will save your grandchildren.
Please read some science books.
Actually, the permanent progressive scenario described by Foxy Brown will probably save your grandchildren. They have respect for science and will use the brains God gave them to do what they can to promote clean energy.
The sources you post, whoever you are, about global warming are c r a z y people.
By the way, tea party people don’t seem to be suffering all that much in the economy. There are so many fat people at their rallies! Seriously, have some self-control. I think that’s part of the mindset.
I wants me some guns.
I wants me some cigarettes.
I wants me a big gas-guzzling car.
I wants me a big steak.
I wants me my constertutional rights to have guns, cigarettes, gasoline, and a big steak! And I wants it now!
Obama wants to keep me from eatin mah doritos in mah Hummer while I have my air conditioning going full blast to cool my my big, fat body.
I have the right to be a big, fat, selfish, ignorant hick. And nobody’s going to take my rights away!
Foxy Brown—you are so full of shit!
Blaming Republicans for the current state of our economy really shows your intelligence. Oh, that’s right—you don’t have any.
Hop on the clue bus before it runs your sorry leftist ass over, Girlfriend.
You have been hopelessly brainwashed, but just wanted to call you out on it. You obviously talk out of your ass about topics you know absolutely nothing about- hmnnnnnnnnn….reminds me of our current teleprompting President.
Do you remember what happened here in Massachusetts, the bluest of blue States back in November of last year? Take note, honey—-it was the second shot heard round the World. The majority of Americans have buyers remorse because they erroneously voted for an inexperienced candidate who lied through his teeth and basically bought millions of votes ( can you say Acorn?)—-now most Americans I talk to about Politics are pissed off and want this clown out of office.
Obama will not get re-elected and I’m not convinced that HRC won’t run again against her Boss. She would have done a much better job than Barry, that’s for sure. Either way- say goodbye. Your generation is MY generation….I didn’t vote for your boy Barry the first time and will do everything in my power as an Independent to make sure OUR GENERATION DOES NOT MAKE THE SAME MISTAKE TWICE.
Don’t pretend to be the voice of America, Foxy because you are far from it. You an an embarrassment!
NGBoston, regarding the teleprompter comment, remember when Bush had to have a hidden microphone in the back of his pants to hold his own in a debate? Pretty sad. I’d much rather have someone who reads his speeches over a teleprompter and can use the English than a Texas retard who just repeats what other people tell him.
SM: Hey Matt … clown boy, this is not about GWB, its about Obama-fool. The chosen one, the great Orator … the joke. GWB used to always comment that English was his second language, what is Obama’s excuse? I have never seen a supposed more educated man so dependent upon a teleprompter and other to write his speeches.
Obama is a prepared political clown. No wonder he cannot lead, he could not think for himself or on the fly if his life depended on it.
And I think Foxy Brown is right. The younger generations are getting increasingly progressive, and that’s a great thing. Republicans haven’t endeared themselves to what FB calls “non-whites” in this country. Soon there will be an equal footing, numbers-wise. The goal will be to get out the vote. People of all races came to the polls last presidential election, and they got who they wanted. Which is a powerful lesson in democracy. I think these same people are going to vote again and going to teach their children and grandchildren to vote. It was a great moment for our country. One of the worst was when the Supreme Court handed the presidency to George W. Bush. We didn’t found this country to have our president steal the election. Like FB said, November will be painful, but you tea party/right-wingers really are screwed long-term. Good luck with that.
SM: gee Matt, you imbecile … that’s something to look forward to .. a socialist society where socialism has never suceeded.
You show your stupidity by continuing the BS that the election was stolen. Unreal, it was not.
BTW, if it ever got to the point that you are describing, sadly enough the US would split into two countries. we can barely get by now with the leaches in society taking from those who produce.
You are a typical left wind screw ball who has no idea and most liikely never read how this country was founded. Sad, truly sad.
Hahahahaha! God, you people are morons.
Tea Party federation expels group over racial writing
Tea Party Express refuses to rebuke spokesman Mark Williams
msnbc.com staff and news service reports
updated 7/18/2010 2:42:10 PM ET
WASHINGTON — The Tea Party political movement saw a major split over the weekend, with the National Tea Party Federation expelling a member group after its spokesman wrote an online post satirizing a fictional letter from what he called “Colored People” to President Abraham Lincoln.
On its website, the federation stated it had given the Tea Party Express, through direct contact with one of its leaders, a deadline to rebuke and remove spokesman Mark Williams.
“That leader’s response was clear: they have no intention of taking the action we required for their group to continue as a member of the National Tea Party Federation,” the federation stated.
Therefore, effective immediately the National Tea Party Federation is expelling Tea Party Express from the ranks of our membership.”
Federation spokesman David Webb, interviewed Sunday on CBS’ “Face the Nation,” called the blog post “clearly offensive.”
Williams, who said his letter was satirical, started it like this: “Dear Mr. Lincoln, We Coloreds have taken a vote and decided that we don’t cotton to that whole emancipation thing. Freedom means having to work for real, think for ourselves, and take consequences along with the rewards. That is just far too much to ask of us Colored People and we demand that it stop!”
“Bailouts are just big money welfare and isn’t that what we want all Coloreds to strive for?” he added. “What kind of racist would want to end big money welfare? What they need to do is start handing the bail outs directly to us Coloreds!”
WOW! More ignorance from the left. It never ceases to amaze me at how brainwashed some people are. You would think they would learn to think for themselves and actually get a clue as to what is going on in this Country. I guess they prefer to remain braindead.
ROFLMAO @ Foxy Brown & Florence & Matt for acutally showing their ignorance and thinking they have a clue about politics.
Watch now I’m going to be called a racist and a tea-bagger. When confronted with truth & facts they will resort to name-calling and insults.
It’s almost laughable if it wasn’t so pathetic.
Actually, I just feel sorry for you, Michelle. Start thinking for yourself! Rush Limbaugh does not care you. Nor does he care about America. He is a textbook narcissist. He cares about lining his own pockets and getting attention.
And Glenn Beck is a cartoon. If you want to get 90% of your information from a cartoon, I have to repeat, I feel sorry for you. The world will be leaving you behind in a few years.
TEA PARTY IMPLODES!
Racist Idiots Won’t Apologize to Garden-Variety Idiots
Matt and Florence—you both need to load up on the Metamucil tonight if you get my drift.
You are both laughable AND pathetic.
We won’t argue with you or attempt to point out the obvious facts. BTW, who the hell listens to Rush Limbaugh anymore? Give me a break if you think we bow to him like you do your boy Obama.
I happen to like Mitt Romney and Scott Brown. Love Sarah Palin too, so stick it where the sun doesn’t shine you Bozo.
And Florence, you are absolutely RIDICULOUS with your incorrect and completely over exaggerated stereotype of the average Tea Partier. In fact, a survey was released about the “average” attendee. They were College Educated, over 50 years of age and had a medium household annual salary average of $90-125k. I wish I could find the link where I read it from and provide it for you, but again—-POINTLESS. Florence, I’m sorry but you really suck. Almost as much as your boy Obama. I don’t guzzle beer, smoke cigarettes and don’t wants me a big steak either, Asshole.
I also don’t weigh 250 pounds, smoke crack and collect my Welfare checks like all of your friends and associates do either, so shut your pie hole you tree hugging, granola eating liberal piece of horse dung.
aaaaaaaaargh….spam monster ate my last post again. Too bad, it was a good one, too.
SM: Rescued from the spam monster,
Hey, Flo— I promise to read more Science books when you promise to read:
Ugly Americans by Ben Mezrich. The true story of the Ivy League Cowboys who raided the Asian Markets for Millions.
Incidentally, I enjoy Science and still believe that Al Gore’s Global Warming is primarily a huge hoax. While I do care about our planet and being as GREEN as possible, some of the hype is just plain inaccurate. The US has a huge problem with pollution and proper disposal of trash, just like anywhere else. We have made great strides in the last 10-15 years, Florence and things are much more efficient than they used to be. We have several wind turbines here in various locations in Mass and many more are funded to be erected…finally America is waking up and playing catch up with alternative energy sources. Anyone with half a brain in their head would agree with promoting clean energy, Florence—but the GORACLE only cares about a few things—and one of his main motivators is money.
Again, Flo- you are way off. We don’t munch on Doritos while we drive Hummers. Overblown.
Let me guess though, Flo—you drink your lemon grass while bicycling yourself to work at the EPA for your job as Director of Environmental Affairs though, correct?
You are a fraudulent HYPOCRITE, Florence so put a sock in it.
Oh, NGBoston. You read science books and you don’t believe in global warming, eh? Take a look at the NASA pictures of the melting ice caps on their website. Or, better yet, go to any site, like NOAA, and look at their data. I bet if Sarah Palin told you global warming and climate change existed, you’d jump right on the bandwagon. It’s not Al Gore’s global warming, it’s 99.9% of all climate scientists in the world. But if you know better, hmmm.
Whatever, if this planet is saved, it will be because of other people, not you, who care enough to develop alternate energy and stop deforestation. You will have nothing to do with it, but your grandkids will benefit.
I don’t know anyone who uses crack. However, Sarah Palin was mayor of Wasilla, which was meth central. Trash loves them some meth. And meth is the fastest growing drug in use in this country.
SM: And what of the areas where ice is growing?
BTW, do you believe the cave men were responsible for the ICE AGE? Who needs to put the pipe down? I hear Kool-aide abuse is pretty rampent to.
And as to your statistics about tea partiers, a shocking number of them are retirement age. Most are over fifty, even! A huge number are also white men.
Well, the age statistic seems to go along with what Foxy Brown is saying. This is one older segments last gasps at control as they the country changing around them. They can’t stop it. This country will be more progressive and more diverse. It will happen.
Why are there no young tea partiers? Because the next three generations have gotten increasingly progressive and don’t agree with the tea party’s platform. And that is the way the country is going.
SM: Sorry, country not becoming more Progressive … how are you going to say that when the Progrssives get knocked out of the park in November. You obviously have never been to a Tea Party have you? Please stop talking of what you do not know and pass it off as fact.
November is your last stand, tea party jokers! Judging by the tea party rift that happened this week, I’m not sure you can even make it to November, which surprises me.
SM: RIFF …. HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA … Have you taken a good look at Pelosi and the WH? HAHAHAHAHA
You libs kill me.
BTW, this November is just the biginning, not the end. That is why you loons on the LEFT are so hellbent with your overuse of the race card. America is sick of the BS and will right the wrong. Its not just Tea Party folks that will do this, but Independents, Reps and sane Democrats.
Wow, “R,” regarding #25, you have no idea what you’re talking about. Please read something about the Ice Age, the carbon cycle, greenhouse gases, fossil fuels and carbon sequestration, anything. Your image of cavemen is a Gary Larsen cartoon. This is real, and deep ice core samples prove it. Educate yourself. Or don’t. I don’t care. Other people will save your arse, just like always.
SM: you cant be that ignorant, actually you are a troll and a waste of time. The point was that man did not create the ice age or the climate change, DUH!!!!!!!!!!!!
I think i have taken enough science in my life but once again the liberal left think they are so far superior in intellect. Give it a rest.
“R,” regarding #26, these are statistics in which tea partiers have self-identified! Ha! They are very old. A surprising segment is very, very old. They are mostly white. They are mostly male.
What does that spell? Old white men.
Where is this country going, population-wise? Young and more diverse racially.
It’s just simple logic. Hey, my grandfather was a racist. Used the “n” word. My father has “issues” about race. I am married to a Latino. My kids are blended and have had no problems with kids their age, or with their teachers. They have had problems with a couple of our elderly white neighbors. It’s the way you’re raised. I think, in some ways, some people can’t escape their raising.
SM: Guess what Flo … young people grow up and get a clue.
Why are you making color an issue, it is you that continues to reference black, white and purple.
Sorry toots, have met more racist liberals in my life than I ever needed to.
The fact of the matter is that people want josb, they want a better way of life for their children, they don’t want to be controlled and governed under socialism or any tyranical govt.
The LEFT used to bitch & moan that their liberties were being taken after 9-11 with the Patriot act, now they bend over and worship at the alter of Obama when he takles liberties away every day.
You will lose.
And, RE #27, you say us “loons” are hellbent on using the race card. Hmm, wasn’t it a racial issue that caused one half of the tea party to throw out another half this week? Who’s playing the race card? Maybe I didn’t hear you correctly.
SM: One Half, put the crack pipe down.
Oh, you must be referring to the racist Obama official that had to resign due to her racist and bigoted comments at the NAACP function.
Racism and the NAACP … Obama Official Shirley Sherrod Admits that She Openly Discriminates Against Whites (Update: Racist Official Resigns)
You must mean that racism.
Who are you calling One Half, SM? Are you calling me One Half? What the hell do you mean by that?
And why are you telling me to put the crack pipe down? Why do you people keep telling me I’m on crack or know people on crack?
SM: that would be your words … “And, RE #27, you say us “loons” are hellbent on using the race card. Hmm, wasn’t it a racial issue that caused one half of the tea party to throw out another half this week? Who’s playing the race card? Maybe I didn’t hear you correctly.”
Florence—where did I say that I do not believe in Global Warming? To a certain degree there are factors of the effects of climate change that can’t be argued with—However, I don’t agree in all of the hype that goes along with it. Talk about Junk Science.
Since you don’t know me personally, or what I do to contribute to promoting clean energy or minimizing my carbon footprint on this planet, why don’t you reserve your biased bullshit rantings and over-exaggerated stereo types of me and other bloggers on here for those who are truly worthy?
You are rude, hypocritical and act like such a damn know it all, Florence. Please adjust your medication schedule as now I am of the opinion that you are also out of your freaking mind.
We are not “loons”, we are educated individuals just like you, Florence. The difference is, we are more moderate to middle or right than you, Florence and we are not hell bent on insulting every other person on the planet who doesn’t agree with our views as you appear to be.
If you want to call names and be rude and nasty, right back at you, Grandma. I certainly hope neither of my Children ever run across a Science Academic like you when they get to College one day, Florence. While it is only inevitable that they will, I hope they have the common sense to be able to separate fact from fiction. You are legitimate, certifiable, Grade “A”, Family- Sized Box of Fruit Loops, Florence and I am sure your Husband or respective partner divorced your crazy ass years ago. God bless his/her soul if he/she is still around and puts up with you.
NGBoston, if everyone were like “R,” the Scared Monkeys moderator, we wouldn’t have a planet left for your kids to run into a “Science Academic” in. Thank your lucky stars there are, so your grandchildren will have a world and nature to enjoy. And “R” or “SM” or whoever moderates this forum was the one calling people “loons.” (see comment #27.) I was merely quoting him. So if you have an issue with that insult, take it up with him.
I’m glad you admit global warming is a fact. I don’t know what “Junk Science” you’re referring to. Can you elaborate, please?
SM: Flo, flo …. you do not have a clue. BTW, you are a guest here and do not forget it. Insulting comments will simply get you thrown out of here. You are so typical. You have yet to state the reason why there was an ICE AGE … Earth to the loony LEFT … it was not caused by man, it was caused by the environment.
NGBoston said: “If you want to call names and be rude and nasty, right back at you, Grandma. I certainly hope neither of my Children ever run across a Science Academic like you when they get to College one day, Florence. While it is only inevitable that they will, I hope they have the common sense to be able to separate fact from fiction. You are legitimate, certifiable, Grade “A”, Family- Sized Box of Fruit Loops, Florence and I am sure your Husband or respective partner divorced your crazy ass years ago. God bless his/her soul if he/she is still around and puts up with you.”
Well NGBoston, I’ve seen your posts all over this forum, and you are one of the rudest people here, which is saying A LOT. My husband rocks. He and my kids are the most wonderful blessing a person could have.
Why do you assume I’m an academic? Because I can string two sentences together and use logic? I’m not an academic. I just care about what happens to this planet because I love my children more than anything. I have educated myself in these matters. It is worth it for everyone to. It is lazy not to.
Watching Glenn Beck and listening to Rush Limbaugh is not educating yourself. Neither is listening to Sarah Palin prattle on. It’s a waste of time and your God-given brain. Finding facts for yourself is AMERICAN. In Communist USSR, people were not allowed any science but what the government told them was true. We have freedom, we have brains, we have access to information. It’s a crime not to avail ourselves of it.
Did Glenn Beck call it “Junk Science”? Is that your source?
“SM: Flo, flo …. you do not have a clue. BTW, you are a guest here and do not forget it. Insulting comments will simply get you thrown out of here. You are so typical. You have yet to state the reason why there was an ICE AGE … Earth to the loony LEFT … it was not caused by man, it was caused by the environment.
R, this is the perfect opportunity for you to read about why there was an Ice Age. I can recommend several good books and websites. There was more than one ice age, by the way. And there are many reasons that the current global warming trend is not connected to long-term, natural climate change.
Do you always threaten to ban anyone who doesn’t agree with you? There are so many “insulting” posts on this board, and you only ever seem to “warn” the “liberals.” Funny how that happens.
SM: I COULD CARE LESS WHETHER YOU AGREE WITH ME, I COULD CARE LESS ABOUT YOU.
GET ON TOPIC OR YOU ARE GONE. That is the final response.
This bears repeating:
“once again the liberal left think they are so far superior in intellect. Give it a rest.”
From, One of the “Rudest Ones” on here, which says a LOT, according to Florence a/k/a The newest in line of Liberal Trolls.
P.S. Incidentally, the Obama Bumper Sticker Removal Kits are on back order due to popular demand. Completely sold out. Sorry, Flo.
Is there a Obama Removal Kit once we get the bumper sticker off?
Wow after reading all the lefty crap here, I CAN’T
WAIT UNTIL NOVEMBER !
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