Just Another Day in Paradise for Joran Van der Sloot …
Joran Van der Sloot, or as we like to refer to his as 326390, now finds himself a resident of the Peruvian prison, Castro Castro. It appears to be a nice fit for the Little Dutch boy who has been charged to the 1st degree murder and robbery of 21 year old Stephany Flores.
Joran van der Sloot claims he fears for his life in the Peru prison; however, rumor has it that the woman of the world feel much safer with him incarcerated. The Sporter wants out claiming he is scared, I wonder if he now feels how his victims felt that he killed?
What a long way Joran Van der Sloot has come from his covered up crime ways in Aruba, sitting pool side as his father and friends clean up his crimes to ensure that there is “no body. no crime”. My how things have changed.
Welcome to Joran Van der Sloot’s new abode, hey at least he has his own private sink at Chez Van der Sloot. Joran, You’ve come a long way baby and eventually water does seek its own level.
How could Joran possibly complain about his new surroundings, the prison officials seem to be treating him nicely. Just like being on a cruise ship, Castro Castro even provided Joran Van der Sloot his own commemorative picture, or mug shot if you will.
Welcome to Hell Joran, just a glimpse of the Paradise you are about to experience.