Joran Van der Sloot Fears for His Life in Peruvian Prison … Women of the World Feel Safer


Poetic justice and the life and killings of Joran Van der Sloot.

Joran Van der Sloot supposedly fears for his life in the maximum security Castro Castro Peruvian prison, well it is about time he fears something … let it be a character builder for him. 

It has been an amazing and fitting turn of events for Joran Van der Sloot in the past month. Joran Van der Sloot went from continually torturing the family on the 5th anniversary of slain Alabama teen Natalee Holloway in Aruba in 2005 by trying to extort money from them for information to the murder of Stephany Flores in Peru to being charged with first degree murder and robbery and incarcerated in a Peruvian prison.


If Joran Van der Sloot thought the Peruvian public reaction to his confessed murder of 21 year old Stephany Flores was something, wait until he gets to the maximum security Castro Castro prison. The Peruvians tossed insults and vegetables at Van der Sloot in disgust for what he had done. Imagine how that will translate in prison. Guess what Joran, even convicts of a code and they will be hardly enthused that a foreign national killed a Peruvian girl.


Joran Van der Sloot claims he fears for his life in the Peruvian prison; however, woman of the world feel much safer now that this sociopath is behind bars and facing murder charges.Shouldn’t we care more about the world public safety that Joran Van der Sloot? Aruba gave this POS a get out of prison free card and emboldened him to kill again as he saw there were no consequences to his crime. Now thanks to Aruba and all those who helped Joran skate, he has killed again. The worst part about it is that Aruba did not relegate Joran’sacts to their own island, they inflicted this sociopath on the world to do as he pleased.

Now that Joran Van der Sloot finds himself in the very cage he belongs, the ‘Sporter” fears for his life. Just for clarification Joran, your Peruvian cage is a much different one than a crab cage isn’t it … but none the less still a cage which adds to the continued poetic justice you are finally receiving. Suddenly Van der Sloot wants to come clean regarding Natalee Holloway? Funny, didn’t Joran Van der Sloothave that opportunity back on May 10, 2010 when he met with attorney John Q. Kelly and the FBI extortion sting where the reprobate promised Natalee’s resting place for money? We see where that went now, didn’t we.

The reason? He’s afraid for his life insidethe Peruvian prison where he’s locked-up after being charged in the murder of business student Stephany Flores, 21.

“I don’t want to be imprisoned in Peru,” he told police, according to a local newspaper. “I am afraid I will be killed.”

Poor baby … Funny, Joran Van der Slootis worried about being killed in prison with the other murderers, yet he had no issue killing Natalee Holloway,Stephany Flores Rameriz and who ever else has yet to be linking to this killer. Do you know what that sound is Joran, it is the sound of crickets playing the violin. You have killed at least twice now in your 22 years of life and you think any one is concerned what happens to you?

Van der Sloot, 22, is currently being held in isolation in the high-security Miguel Castro Castro prison in the San Juan de Lurigancho district of Lima while he awaits trial – and officials say he has requested security measures to guarantee his safety there, fearing other prisoners will take justice into their own hands.

“Convicts inside have committed serious crimes,” criminal attorney Luis Lamas Puccio, who is not connected to the case, tells PEOPLE in Peru. “There is too much promiscuity, overcrowding and poor health conditions. I know Joran is isolated . . . This way he’ll be safe not only from rape but also from being killed.”

Why isolate Joran Van der Sloot? Tell me, what is so special in the grand scope of things regarding Joran? Are you telling me that there are no killers in the general population who have killed other Peruvian girls? Really, the prison would hardly be overcrowded if that were the case. However, in the end is Joran Van der Sloot really isolated? My answer would be no. Not like anything we are accostomed to in the United States.

Though van der Sloot is being kept separated from other prisoners, “isolation is relative because infrastructure is not ready and adapted to separate convicts,” says Puccio, who also provided an example of how this isolation works: “They have to stay at the auditorium alone, and when that place has to be used, they are taken to a garden or an office. There isn’t a proper isolation system like there is in the United States.”

Water seeks it’s own level and Joran Van der Sloot is exactly whwere he belongs, among the other murderous scum in prison. There should be no special treatment provided to this killer, you play into his arrogeant, narcists mind when you treat him as if he is special. He is a murdering dog who needs to be treated as such … for the sake of the safety of woman across the world.

Hey Joran … If you can’t do the time, then don’t do the crime.


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  • Comments

    61 Responses to “Joran Van der Sloot Fears for His Life in Peruvian Prison … Women of the World Feel Safer”

    1. nurturer on June 13th, 2010 12:05 pm

      Messaging a friend of mine from Lima today, and her take on it is that old Joran is going to have the attention of many a Peruvian-born inmate in his new home due to his skin tone. A white boy, in other words.

      Guess he’s going to find out what it’s like to be the catcher.

    2. Lisa in Maryland on June 13th, 2010 12:08 pm

      Here’s on for you Carpe style!

      Viva Peru!
      The Sloots in the Poo!
      The inmate’s are waiting
      To How Do you Do!

      Joran, enjoy your stay!

    3. Lisa in Maryland on June 13th, 2010 12:26 pm

      I have a feeling that they will only keep him seperate until he is convicted. (If he lasts that long) Once convicted by there court system they are under no obligation to offer him any special considerations.

      Fess up Joran! – GAME OVER!

    4. Michelle on June 13th, 2010 12:38 pm

      Well boo hoo poor little Joran is scared for his life. Don’t you think Natalee Ann Holloway and Stepany Flores were scared for lives too you punk?

      I do not feel sorry for Urine Van Crap. He brought this all on himself and daddy is not around to dispose of the body this time.

      Anita you need to give your boys up to a decent family before they end up like their brother. You are a very bad mother and you should burn in hell with our husband, Joran’s pos father.

      What a sorry excuse for a family.

      Anita Van Der Sloot: You Suck
      Joran Van Der Sloot: You Suck
      Paulus Van Der Sloot: You Suck while you burn in hell.

      My thoughts & prayers to the friends & family of Stephany Flores & Natalee Ann Holloway who had their lives cut short at the hands of this monster.

      Two beautiful girls & two wonderful families torn apart by the psychopath.

      Joran may you rot in jail.

    5. Lisa in Maryland on June 13th, 2010 12:41 pm

      Scared Little Joran Sporter Sitting in a Corner
      Eating his Peruvian Pie,

      He Stuck in His Thumb, Realized He was Dumd

      Saying, “What a Bad Boy am I”

    6. ThEhApPsTeR on June 13th, 2010 12:47 pm

      It is annoying that they are keeping him separate! Why????? WHY does he think he is special and why does he keep getting treated special? I would throw him in the most populated cell just BECAUSE he wants to be alone and is afraid. He has some nerve saying he is afraid he would be killed. That just shows what a psychopath he is. ANd that goes for all the other psychopath murderers in the US and elsewhere who get to be protected as well! Isn’t that the POINT of prison? For it to be a place you would never in a million years want to go, so for no other reason than what it would be like in there, you might choose to NOT murder the girl?

    7. kapp1997 on June 13th, 2010 12:48 pm

      The peruvians don’t treat anyone special, and certainly not one who killed a high ranking officials daughter. I hear he owns the casino they were in. That means in our social status equivilant excluding Natalie, it would be like killing Chelsie Clinton or Jon Gotti’s daughter. Hows joran doing now? They will beat the location of Hollaway out of him before they kill him unless an angry mob gets ahold of him inside which is likely. I hear joran is crying he fears for his life, LMAO!

    8. Carpe on June 13th, 2010 12:58 pm

      We know Paul wasn`t the only one protecting him.

      Anita could have put him away and gotten him help after Paul died.

      She is just as much to blame.

      …but you know, Bingo and the Book Club dates got it in the way.

    9. Carpe on June 13th, 2010 1:04 pm

      If I was in Peru – I`d burn her in effigy.

      I stand with the Shamans! (just not too close)

    10. nurturer on June 13th, 2010 1:05 pm

      He couldn’t have screwed up more beautifully. We’re all going to watch this one with interest. Everyone on the planet.

      I don’t think the Peruvian LE is going to disappoint. Apart from the status of the girl that was murdered, I think Peru is well aware of the criticism Aruba received and they don’t want to be on that international shit list. Therefore, they will kill two birds with one stone. Provide justice to the victim(s) AND keep the world happy.

      And what can be so wrong with that!

    11. david r on June 13th, 2010 1:05 pm

      I have to agree with Joran. I think he will be killed.

    12. EURobert on June 13th, 2010 1:08 pm

      Youtube video of Jurine’s new provisional home; note the sink and the hole in the ground and don’t be fooled: he’s even got his own *’sitz bath’!

      (*Credits for ‘sitz-bath’ Carpe Noctem)

    13. Babs on June 13th, 2010 1:08 pm

      Amen. Justice is served.

    14. barbreee on June 13th, 2010 1:12 pm

      It is frustrating to even SEE in the media that he is crying about being in jail. Jail is a punishment, you don’t get to pick your circumstances about being there. Should have thought of that before he ended the lives of two lovely young women. I am sure Peru is very concerned about keeping him alive until his trial. As much as I hate to think this way, he will never divulge the true circumstances of Natalee’s location. He will soon see that it won’t get him out of his present situation, and he will continue to hurt Natalee’s family with hope, then despair.

      His punishment has already begun. No money, no poker, no laptop, no on line gambling, no email, no weed, no coke, no cigarettes, no social networking, no Mommy or Daddy, no coffee, no deciding what he wants to eat, no light of day.

      When we lose a loved one, we keep them alive in our hearts and minds. Remember them, and smile.

    15. bert trim on June 13th, 2010 1:37 pm

      I just hope that the little Bastar. doesn’t commit suicide.
      I want him to suffer as much as possible.
      (at the hands of a cell mate named Bertha or Mary)
      Here’s to you Joran and your screwed up family. Pffffff!

    16. Ed H on June 13th, 2010 2:04 pm

      why not offer him a deal. Tell them where Natalee is and you get to stay in isolation. Tell a lie or no information at all then into the general population you go.

      Peru has the upper habd in this deal. Not that lying, sac of shit , low life scumbag murderer.

      Wonder what mommy anita is going to do when she gets there this week. She is a no good bitch who is just as responsible for the murders as her soon to be consumated son.

    17. Susan on June 13th, 2010 2:06 pm

      Poor, poor, pitiful, pathetic, scared shitless, whiney bitch baby Urine van der Slut. If Urine’s scared now, just wait until he’s put in general population ;-)

      Urine should not be entitled to any SPECIAL TREATMENT whatsoever. Stephany’s father will probably see to it that Urine’s time in prison is a living hell.

    18. Blonde on June 13th, 2010 2:46 pm

      Anita van der Sloot you suck at motherhood.
      Do the right thing, tell us where Natalee’s body is.

    19. LilPuma on June 13th, 2010 2:48 pm

      Joran sees himself as a victim. Was Stephany’s murder planned following the extortion scam? It sounds to me like Joran killed Stephany to hurt Beth and show his superiority. But something went terribly wrong. May God comfort Stephany’s loved ones.

    20. toby smith on June 13th, 2010 3:06 pm

      You every stop to think maybe he scared because he is innocent.I truly believe this poor guy was sit up. If you read from start to now things just don’t add up.I would like to know what the DNA results are from under her nails, wouldn’t you.How do we know 100% he killed Holloway girl on purpose,we don’t.His mother is only doing what any mother would do for their son.People need to stop judging others I want prof of the crime 100%.
      SM: In a word, NOPE!

      Juding, who is juding … he is a robbing, raping, killler. Oh, he just happens to be caught up in a conspiracy to frame him. He just happens to be implicated in the murders of two girls and he was just in the wrong place at the wrong time in each circumstance.

      He then has confessed to both crimes.

      GET REAL … you do not see because you do not want to. Get back to the Joran Vab der Sloot lovefest site will ya.

      JVDS is going down like he should have 5 years ago.

    21. toby smith on June 13th, 2010 3:16 pm

      Think about he been in Peru since may 14, that gives someone plenty of time to figure away to sit him up.I think he came back and she was dead,the reason he acted so in the knocking at his hotel door is that he was in disbelieve of what was in his room.He knows he will be blamed for this,because of his past,so all he could do was make a run for it.I truly think if he was guilty mom would had been called out sooner to help him.Something stings here,someone used him for escape goat.And with DNA under her nails,where are the wounds on Joran,the police said he had no wounds,but yet she has DNA under her nails,strange isn’t.

    22. Brenda in Virginia on June 13th, 2010 4:17 pm

      So? That’s my answer to the headliine to get that out of the

      OK, Natalee’s family will say, “NOPE”…you’ll pay for your crime in a Peruvian prison where you will actually PAY as you should for your crime. Shay….WTF does anyone in there right mind think the boy wants an Aruban cell for? Well, momma can bring that pillow for one. NO having to do own laundry for two. INmates not running prison (oh the thrill that sends up my leg knowing that is the case in Peru).

      Nope. Wish one of the family could respond, but my guess is they are having VERY mixed feelings here. One…justice is MUCH more well served in a Peruvian prison than Aruban prison. Other hand, they want his time server ABOVE, ADDED and BEYOND for his murder of Natalee after his time in Peru for Staphany’s brutal killing.

      Well, he belongs in the Peruvian cell. Then to Aruba andd onto his sentence for extortion. I love it in a way as much as I hate it. He’s not going to be free again. PLEASE fear not my fellow Monkeys!!!

    23. Brenda in Virginia on June 13th, 2010 4:20 pm

      OOPS! I thought this headline was that the boy was afraid for his live in Peruvian prison! Well. that’s a bad booboo on my part. My answer instead to THIS headline would be this is GOOD.

      BUT.. the rest of my post stands and I doubt anyone will disagree. Sorry for the brain-fart. I’ve been outside in the sun weeding. Guess the blood all ran to my head.

    24. Lisa in Maryland on June 13th, 2010 4:28 pm

      Toby Smith what freakin planet are you living on? Were you born last night or are you just trying to infest this blog with your stupid comments like “he is innocent, he was set up”

      PLEEZZE GIVE ME A BREAK! Who are you??? ANITA maybe?

      May a thousand spiders infest your nostrils!

    25. Blonde on June 13th, 2010 4:33 pm

      toby smith are you smoking crack?

    26. Teri on June 13th, 2010 4:35 pm

      WTF?!?!? Luis Lamas Puccio said“Convicts inside have committed serious crimes,There is too much promiscuity, overcrowding and poor health conditions. I know Joran is isolated . . . This way he’ll be safe not only from rape but also from being killed.”

      First off, who cares!!! second what LLP states pretty much sums up Van der sh*t so before his actual attorney figures out how to spin this into a descrimination/isolation case, against his poor client , they need to to give old joran the same treatment and conditions as the rest of the herd!

    27. sherry gibbs on June 13th, 2010 4:44 pm


    28. Lisa in Maryland on June 13th, 2010 4:44 pm

      “Joran Van Der Sloot fears for his life in Peruvian Prison”

      Just breaks my wittle heart! – NOT

      How can anyone be so annoyingly retarded as to actually think he’s innocent after he has admitted his own guilt!

      Really makes you wonder how safe women around the world should really feel!

    29. Lisa in Maryland on June 13th, 2010 4:51 pm

      Teri IMO the Peruvian Officials are trying to play this as straight as they can. They want him to make it to his conviction for all the world to see so they need to protect him for now.

      After conviction the story will change just wait and see. It behoves them to show the world that if you are convicted in Peru this is what can happen to you!

      Thier on thier A Game – they know the world is watching!

    30. Frederic Nitz on June 13th, 2010 5:00 pm

      toby smith: This guy is guilty. All the evidence points to it.

      He stole her money, he stole her car and he brutally killed her.

      Then he has the gall to lie about it several times over.

      How many times have you been accused of killing someone and then confessed to it?

      And how many times have you been caught on video with so much overwhelming evidence of that fact coupled with that stupid fake coffee run to cover it up?

    31. Pearl on June 13th, 2010 5:02 pm

      #21, Toby Smith: you want to know where Joran’s wounds are? What wounds? Take a long hard look at the detailed CNN report by Nancy Grace, if you want to see SUFFERING AND WOUNDS.
      Take a nice long look at what that depraved monster did to little defenseless Stephaney Flores.

      You sound like the Arubans who weren’t satisfied sending Beth into drug houses claiming Natalee was being held there,pummeling her heart with grief,while Dave was forced to search a garbage pit for his precious daughter. And while the depraved were busy corrupting and obstructing justice, and no-corpsing, no casing little Natalee, all the monsters who support evil lined up to blame the victim, whose body suffered such egregious harm, that the Aruban devil judge in training ordered little Natalee to become “disappeared”, while Deepak remarked to Joran: “YOUR OWN FATHER, UNBELIEVABLE!”.

      You want to see wounds?

    32. Miss-Underestimated on June 13th, 2010 5:13 pm

      What a girlyman. Stay in Peru, get what you have coming you vile creature.

    33. Babyfacemagee on June 13th, 2010 5:26 pm

      Toby Smith, I’m sorry but it doesn’t appear you’re too bright a person. You are the standard conspiracy nut that probably believes 9/11 was an inside job by the jews and the cia and also believes OJ Simpson was innocent as can be.

      People like you make me roll my eyes in disgust. You have no critical thinking ability. You don’t know how to absorb information and use common sense to discern what’s really going on.

      Joran Van Der Shmuck has confessed to both murders. He is on video admitting his role in the Holloway murder and simply changes the details so that he can’t be nailed down. He also admittted the Holloway murder once again by trying to extort money from the murder victim’s mother. He is a scum of the highest order.

      There is videotape in both cases showing him leaving the last known place with the victim of the murders.

      In the Peru case he is clearly seen on video entering his hotel room with the girl…and leaving without her. Nobody else came or went into that room. it’s all on video. It’s an open and shut case. They even found bloody clothes in his bags. they also found tidal maps in his bag showing he was trying to figure out a place to dump the body.

      This hints at what he did with Natalie. He has admitted on video that he dumped her body at sea.

      He has admitted to prosecutors that he murdered Stephanie in the room. Let me repeat that. He has admitted to the murder. What emotional dysfunction do you have that makes you not believe abject fact. To be honest, DNA evidence of the blood that was found on his clothes will just icing on the cake. They don’t even need that to seal the case.

      Use common sense. If he had nothing to do with Natalie’s murder then why would he be trying to extort money from her mother and claiming to know where the body was buried? What innocent person would do that? That’s defacto admitting he was involved.

      Quit living in a fantasy world. No aliens flew through the window or materialized from thin air and set Joran up. This is reality, not a saturday morning cartoon. In reality, various forms of evidence, a person’s behavior and a sequence of events can clearly be shown to prove someone’s guilt. This is how people are found guilty of all sorts of crimes all around the world. it’s not rocket science. You need to go educate yourself on what critical thinking is and learn how to discern between fantasy and reality. You also might want to check in with a good psychologist and figure out what emotional issue you’ve got that makes you blind to what any clear minded person can see and look for ‘reasons’ to believe in conspiracies. I have a feeling your life is probably full of paranoias and conspiracies.

    34. meemee on June 13th, 2010 5:40 pm

      first of toby smith REALLY, REALLY YOU BELIEVE THAT. Joran is scared , too bad, dont just be scared inside, your days are numbered outside too.

    35. Sharon/Tx on June 13th, 2010 6:11 pm

      Your life is crumbling Joran and the world has caught on to what a cocky punk you are! Shame on you Anita…….. and Aruba.

    36. Lisa in Maryland on June 13th, 2010 6:44 pm

      Toby Smith,

      Yea what he said (BabyfaceMcgee)!

    37. Michelle on June 13th, 2010 6:45 pm

      It is obvious that Toby Smith is in need of some serious help. You are the type of person that given all the facts, all the evidence to support his guilt would continue to defend the likes of Joran. How much more evidence would it take for you to see he is guilty as hell? They could have the murder on video and you would still not see the truth. This time the creep has been caught red handed and there is no getting out of this one. I only wish Aruba had done their jobs and this poor would still be alive. Thank God that Peru cares about the victim and not the spoiled little “sporter”. He is vile and may he rot in hell.

      And please Toby Smith, get help now before it is too late.

    38. bert trim on June 13th, 2010 6:52 pm

      The thought is, that the dad probably dumped the body in order to protect his son. If that’s the case, end of the story.
      He’ll be better off getting 30 years of night-time visits from horny Peruvian inmates. What a fitting end for this little SHIT. LOL

    39. bert trim on June 13th, 2010 7:00 pm

      #20-21 TOBY SMITH. Are you wearing blinders. Where the hell have you been hiding? You need phyciatric intervention fella. People like you scare me to death.

    40. Woods on June 13th, 2010 7:42 pm

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    41. wolfgang on June 13th, 2010 7:50 pm

      The two girls we know he killed probably were either drugged or hit so suddenly that the killing part went very fast. Real torture now for Joran is wondering and fearing what will happen and who is going to deliver the death blow. That is why I want him to live out his long sentence in Peru with no pillows and the bare essentials since he has had so much and wasted it all. Time to Think…a new exercise for Joran.

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    43. Michele on June 13th, 2010 11:35 pm

      Toby Smith, why would someone kill an innocent girl just to set up Joran? That would be a little extreme to prove a point, don’t you think? Who would benefit from setting him up? Natalee’s parents? I would think they’d have Joran killed if they really wanted to get even with him!

    44. Frederic Nitz on June 14th, 2010 2:56 am

      Toby Smith:
      Where are you from? English does not seem to be your native language.

      Although I notice Toby has been absent lately. Probably couldn’t take reality.

    45. NGBoston on June 14th, 2010 5:04 am

      Toby Smith~ Ever stop to think that all that crack you’ve been smoking is damaging your brain??

      Are you out of your mind?? Joran Van Der Sloot is guilty as hell and you most definetly came to the wrong blog to voice your thoughts of any possible innocence for the delicious little Sporter.

      We have waited a long time to see this day come where this murderer would do himself in.

      Repeat after me: G U I L T Y

      He killed Natalee Holloway, his Father is dead and now he is next, Sorry.

      Got it? Good! Now beat it.

      Viva Peru! *Justice for Natalee & Stephany*

    46. Pearl on June 14th, 2010 6:54 am


      Yes, that’s right. He doesn’t want to be inconvenienced in Peru, for the treachery he executed on that innocent, beautiful little girl – STEPHANEY.

      This MONSTER – is now stating he will “tell Aruban police” (of course, because they were IN ON THE COVER UP)…he will tell Aruban police the location of Natalee’s CORPSE – (as in PAULUS THE DEVIL VAN DER SLOOT’S REFERENCE – FIVE YEARS AGO – TO NATALEE ON MAY 31, 2009 saying: “WITHOUT A CORPSE, THERE IS NO CASE”.) Joran once again wants to SELL the heinous vicious murder of Natalee Holloway – SO HE CAN GET SOMETHING OUT OF IT.)






    47. Pearl on June 14th, 2010 7:00 am

      Oh, and this just in: Aruba officials are upset, because they don’t know where to go to get “ANSWERS” for their DEVIL – being held in a prison in Peru for his acts of EVIL inflicted upon an innocent Peruvian child named STEPHANEY FLORES.

      Yes, that’s right monkeys.

      Ahhh. Gee. The CO-CONSPIRATORS that would put Beth and Dave Holloway through FIVE YEARS OF NO PHONE CALLS and HELL – want their calls to Peru answered NOW.


      THINK MONKEYS: Aruba did NOTHING to detain, arrest or hold accountable – ANYONE involved in Natalee’s horrific nightmare in Aruba.

      Now, suddenly – after FIVE YEARS, they are zipping over to Peru, making phone calls and complaining that they can’t figure out where to go to get to SEE Joran, their prized predator.

    48. super dave on June 14th, 2010 7:10 am

      toby, the boy confessed. described the murder. what more do you need ? he confessed to murdering natalee sevsral times. what more do you need ?

    49. Pearl on June 14th, 2010 7:22 am


      Read this Monkeys! The MISSION STATEMENT from the Peruvain Police –

      (rough translation) – The National Peruvian Police, a state institution, has a great mission to uphold, to MAINTAIN ORDER, PRESERVE and DEFEND the COMMUNITY….to PROTECT SOCIETY…”

      Imagine that, monkeys: a police force that actually UPHOLDS THE LAW…AND HONORS VICTIMS RIGHTS, WHILE HOLDING PREDATORS ACCOUNTABLE.




    50. Scott on June 14th, 2010 8:21 am

      toby is probably one of Joran’s doofus brothers or maybe the kalpoes or maybe its that witch Julia Renfro. Either that or the kid needs a serious mental evaluation because he is LOONIE!

      Joran is DEAD where he stands. He will be certainly KILLED in this prison. With the connections her father has, this punk is as good as dead, no matter what he says or does.

      Peru is not letting him leave. There is no extradition agreement bn Peru and the Netherlands. He’s done!

      Joran supporters get a clue morons! He admitted it. He confessed.

    51. Prison Rapist on June 14th, 2010 9:11 am

      He will get ((edit – we all know what he will get, no need to say it ;) ) (klaasend)

    52. carol on June 14th, 2010 10:18 am

      I do hope the Peruvian authorities keep Joran safe. He needs to say where Natalee’s body is and until she is found he should be safe. After the trial, well then into the general prison population he goes.

    53. blue bird on June 14th, 2010 4:18 pm

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      The Netherlands in its entirety is often referred to as Holland, although North and South Holland are actually only two of its twelve provinces. The word Dutch is used to refer to the people, the language, and anything pertaining to the Netherlands. This lexical difference between the noun and the adjective is an attribute of the English language that does not exist in the Dutch language.
      “…Consider Dostoevsky’s analysis of the criminal mind in his masterwork `Crime and Punishment’: The criminal assumption is that one has the right and authority to take or confiscate values earned by others so long as someone else has a need for those values.”
      The Criminal Mind is a mode of thinking that lays the responsibility for taking care of oneself onto others. A person with a criminal mind constantly projects that others owe him something — be it money, a job, happiness, love, or anything else of value.
      You Dutch, Joran Van der Sloot, and his entire family pretend that didn’t do anything wrong:
      You didn’t humiliated nobody, you didn’t steal nobody, you didn’t tortured nobody, you didn’t raped nobody, you didn’t killed nobody, you didn’t kidnapped nobody, and if all that wasn’t enough for more than 5 long years, you cynically sadistically, persistently are playing and torturing the family of your victim, and kidnapping in your soil the remains of Natalee. Aruba is your PROTECTORAT…
      This is the way a Criminal Mind can think. Even the worse criminal tries to justify his self before committing the crime. The same way you are thinking too.
      Joran, the mama boy, was spoiled and transformed in a monster by his family, Dutch Judiciary System and the Government. He thinks that is very smart, and is in full disregard for others. The Dutch Government covered up the Joran’s crime, protected and still is protecting him. They are as guilty as him for the Natalee disappearance in Aruba, and the murder of Stephany Flores in Peru. Netherlands and Dutch people are not able to enforce a SAFE and PREDICTABLE environment in Aruba.
      For me, a US citizen born and Raised in Europe, and for all American People, the Joran Van der Sloot will be the (ICON) THAT WILL REPRESENT NEATHERLAND, AND DUTCH PEOPLE, for a long time, till their land finally will be submerged under the sea.

    54. Frederic Nitz on June 15th, 2010 3:32 am

      $1,000 to the Peruvian prisoner that can provide the location of Natalee’s remains.

    55. scott on June 15th, 2010 12:08 pm

      I will happen like this. he will be held isolated until the verdict is official, then released to the population. the parents and friends will pay the gaurds , officials, and certain boss inmates to have his teeth broken out.virus infected inmates will rape him, and then keep him alive for years. he will be repeatedly dosed wiyh near pure herion for a week to 10 days at a time and then be left to suffer withdrals. chaaces are he will be under 100 pounds when he dies. the only time he will recieve medical attention is to extend him time. the aclu will not be asking to see him. make your peace with god because the devil is at your side amigo

    56. Sam on June 16th, 2010 12:48 pm

      Bargaining Natalee’s remains are all this punk has, the scum. He’ll use that chip to the bitter end. Reminds me of Ted Bundy, saying he would tell where more bodies were if they let him live. Didn’t work for him, either.
      He doesn’t care about the pain he causes the Holloways. The mutant revels in their grief.
      There are not words vile enough to describe this malignant stinking pus ball from Satan’s arse.

    57. pema on June 19th, 2010 8:57 pm

      So, this monster thinks He can even ask for special treatment because he is scare!!!! nope!
      He wants to go back to Aruba so he can get along with his crimes again!!! Nope!!
      He is trying to make a fool of Peruvian Justice system using that stupid face looking like a poor scare boy. He knows how to manipulate very good!
      But guess what?? Daddy is not around anymore
      Castro Castro is happy to have you !!!
      You are so cute !! That will make you the favorite blondy girl there!!!

    58. Natalee Holloway July 5, 2005: Beth Holloway Gives Press Conference After Kalpoe Brothers Released from Jail, Calls Kalpoe’s Criminals … As Joran Van der Sloot Sits in a Peru Prison | Scared Monkeys on July 6th, 2010 7:09 am

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    59. Boycoyt on July 10th, 2010 9:34 pm

      Joran is not a killer, he is a lier we know this for sure.This kid just cant get a break any where he goes.Funny what can happen when your father wants to be president of Peru ,pitty,pitty! Poor Joran!!!
      SM: No he is a KILLER!

    60. Boycoyt on July 10th, 2010 9:42 pm

      Folks that jump to judgement like your fine self, or no better than the one your accusing.You dont know this kid did this crime.I hardly think he is that stupid.I hope he sues the grap out of that no good Peru lawyer,those kind of people take blood money every day.Thats a poor country money in that country is all it takes.GO JORAN!!
      SM: Spare us your BS. Accusing, you are an A$$ and a troll. Sorry, Van der killer has been indicted and will face trial. Let’s see what smug comment you have to say when he is found guilty.

      JVDS caught on video tape and you think he is an innocent little dutch boy. Your hero is about to go down in a major way. He sits in a Peruvian prison exactly where he belongs.

    61. Boycoyt on July 10th, 2010 9:50 pm

      There are sick people you sit behind their computer and type the horrible things that should happen to Joran, Your has Sick as everyone claims that Joran is. Sicko ,people like you would get off watching someone dieing,those words about how Joran should die is horrible.You need help.
      SM: There are even sicker people who defend a known killer. Even his old atty TACO Joe wants no part of this case because he knows its a loser and JVDS is guilty. Otherwise TACO Joe would be all over this case and the PR.

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