RSSCindy & George Anthony, Lee and Mallory on a Cruise … Caption Contest … Hey Casey, Wish You Were Here
Did Cindy, George, Lee and Mallory send Casey Anthony a post card from their Caribbean vacation … having a great time jail bird, wish you were here.
The Anthony clan takes a cruise ship vacation to the Caribbean while 48 Hours runs a TV special focusing on the case of the murder of Caylee Anthony. According to this report from Eyewitness News, the Anthonys received $20,000 for an interview on that special.
Cindy and George Anthony apparently left their daughter’s murder trial hearing last Friday and headed to Port Canaveral for a 4-day Bahamian cruise on the Monarch of the Seas. That comes after George told prosecutors under oath that no one will hire them and, just to make ends meet, they had to accept a few thousand dollars from the CBS network for an exclusive interview that aired Saturday night. Cindy told prosecutors it was more like $20,000.
They must have been looking for Caylee’s killer on the cruise ship. Yeah, that’s the ticket. Hey, Doc, Gopher, Captain Stubbing … have you seen Caylee’s killer?
CAPTION CONTEST
Ship of Fools
Think it’s a coincidence that no one is sitting around them?
Give us your best caption to the pic above. This should be like shooting fish in a barrel. There are no bigger softballs that this.
Let’s see ‘em.
Okay, I will start the first volley … George says to the clan, wonder what Casey is doing … Cindy replies, I don’t know I am worried about her now put some more sun tan lotion on me and sit down, you’re blocking my sun.
Cindy says, I checked on the Lido decks, no one there killed Caylee either.
Posted October 21, 2009 by Scared Monkeys Bizarre, Casey Anthony, Caylee Anthony, Fun, Humor, WTF | 101 comments |
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George: Lee you need to work on your tan more…….
“OMG Lee took off his tube socks!”
Cindy is on a long wind-er of how they were lucky to get the only red deck chairs. George of couse right in step and obeyance. Lee has his radio ear piece in as an obstruction. Mallary got the yawns. Are they having fun. Or boring someone else to death.
Papa Smurf, B*tch Smurf, Fat Smurf and Loser Smurf are searching for the real killer of Caylee, OJ will join them later!
OMG!!! What’s up with Mallory? She should have worn a tee shirt or at least a one piece.
Georgie:”Hey Lee, looks like I got a raw deal…..wanna trade”?
Cindy: “Mallory sweetheart, sit next to me so that I look thinner”.
Cindy, “So this is what Casey meant by “Bella Vida.” Thanks sweetheart, for allowing us to live in a style in which we are unaccustomed.”
Mallory, we told you to keep quiet about Casey being a baby killer for the LAST TIME!
“Now listen to me Mallory, when you and Lee have your baby we can kill it get rich and go on more f these wonderful vacations, sweetheart”
Mallory “GASP!”
Mallory! We have told you FOR THE LAST TIME to keep your mouth shut about Casey being a baby killer!!!
Ok, here’s the plan, sweetheart, when you and Lee have your baby we’ll murder it and make a lot of money so we can go on more wonderful vacations just like this.
Mallory “GASP!”
delete the funny ones??
Who is Mallory?
And why does she think it’s appropriate to show her stomache in that way??
Georgie:”Did anyone bother to bring my hormone pills?”
Cindy: “Lee, didn’t you tell our friends we saved them some lounge chairs right next to us?”
Lee: “Yes”.
George to Cindy: ” No money for the boob job” ?
Cindy: “Baez can get his OWN money”!
George: “Pardon me, does anyone have any Grey Poupon” ?
Cindy: “How DARE you, Mallory! That is NOT what Casey was doing in Baez’ office all day long!”
Mallory says, “it’s cortisol, the stress hormone”
If this doesn’t prove that they took part in the cover up of their granddaughters murder I don’t know what will. I realize people say we don’t know how we would react if this were to happen to us. I can emphatically state I would not be going on a cruise acting like this was a deserved vacation. My last concerns would be how tan I could get or my ear pierced. Do you see a pattern here George. You can”t change who you are. Why would you not donate some of the money to the organization that were there to help find their granddaughter? Simple because they knew where she was. George and Cindy you are very ugly people and that’s from the inside not just you in your swim trunks with the bellies hanging out and the boobs down to the navel everything about you. Pretty sad. I would be devastated if people thought that about me. I think the world you live in as long as you get something out of this you are happy. Remember Karma
Cindy to George:
OMG!!!! Mallory inhaled our beach towel!!!
George to Cindy:
Well, she looked like she could use the fiber.
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It always makes me feel better when the network
blow-hards lecture the public on tv how THEY
WOULD NEVER PAY for a story like this.
…and the feeling usually lasts right up until
the moment in time that I find out that they did pay for it.
It is a double-edged sword though. If they did not pay for it… we might not get to see spectacles such as this. Things such as this remove even a shred of doubt that the Anthony family actually believes the abhorrent BS that they publicly peddle.
They are a gastric tsunami of painful cluster farts just begging to be released. I hope it
happens during a game of Cruise Cash Bingo!
The Monarch of the Seas looks empty. The most hated family in Florida?
George to Mallory: Looks like all those sit ups have finally paid off!
The fact that these I hope the law changes. I’ll bet you the Badden is gettinh the money in here account for Baez and that is why he wasn’t fined for crossing the line! people make money off the death of their granddaughter is disgusting. Now I believe that Misty Cummings decided to do the same thing as the Anthony’s are doing. Benefiting from the disappearance of Haleigh just at THESE VULCHERS are doing. It shoud be against the law for anyone but the prosecution to make money to help pay the taxpayers back for these awful tradgies.
Sindy to Mallory: I’m sorry, your cute but your not a Ten!
Dear Casey,
You were right Puerto Rico is TO DIE FOR!!!!!
Love ya Lots,
Mom and Dad
“Where’s Brad?” “We forgot to wheel him out”
George: Cindy she at it again
Mallory: OOOOOOOOOOklahoma where the……
Cindy: Lee honey please explain to her AGAIN that she can not be on our next Larry King gig.
She’s simply not convincing enough.
This isn’t a caption, but do you think they sent Casey a postcard ?
Hey Mallory rock your beer gut the way I like it !!!
Lee: Mallory… shut your pie hole!! I’m trying to conduct my own investigation on the hot babes over there in the hot tube.
Cindy: Could somebody give Misty Croslin a call…I’m out of Zanax.
Weenie, Meanie, Mowry, Leemo
cruisin on their bloody cash flow
who killed Caylee they don’t know
Maybe they’ll tell in their next show!!!!
Mallory: “Isn’t my maternity bathing suit just nothing but cool”
“Oh look, isn’t that the Florida fleas?”
How did Lee manage to gain immunity? And why was that necessary.
So the the Anthony’s are having trouble trying to make ends meet, yea, it really looks like it sitting on the deck of a cruise ship. How much money have they made over time with all the TV appearances and interviews.
Wonder how long it will take before Cindy tries to gain control over the baby and causes interference between Mallory and Lee. I’m sure the wheels are turning.”
George: I think I just saw Zenadia jump overboard
Lee: I was just thinkin the same
Cindy: Ho Hum-told you she was a real person
Lee: To get the passengers help us find the REAL KILLER,I’ve had all the dinner napkins folded into the likeness of Zaneda Fernandez Gonzales.
Mallory: Oh Lee you’re so brilliant! I must be the luckiest girl in the world.
OMG you guys are hysterical!
Loser Cruisers
Motley Cruise
Hahahaha all those loser bloggers sitting at their computers and we are enjoying the fruits of our murdering daughter cruising and dining… life is good again …. and now I can leave my purse out at night knowing Casey will not rip me off ….. Hahahahah
I wonder if Georgy had his boat attached to the ship so he can look for murdered children
We are not actually on a cruise we’re looking for Caylee…apparantly Zanny is living in Puerto Rico..gott check it the lead!
We are not actually on a cruise we’re looking for Caylee…apparantly Zanny is living in Puerto Rico..gott check it the lead!
my aunt hasn’t left her house since my cousin died 8 years ago on 9-11 these people are taking a cruise to jamaica. gimme a break. pos
Cindy says to George: Darn why wouldn’t you let me invite Conway? You know how I love manwhiches.
I wanna buy this cruise ship george and name it the SS Caylee. Get us some more gigs honey try NBC
Cindy looking at Mallorys HUGE BELLY , in cindys mind shes thinking …….
OHHH YESSSSSSSSSS ANOTHER GRANDBABY TO MAKE MONEY OFF OF…
Wonder If I can make her go off the deep end like Casey ?
“Damn, where is Brad with our drinks?
“Damn, where is Brad with our drinks?”
Todd, Deb, Samantha, Radiogirl, hilarious!! All the captions about mallory being fat, not funny.
Cindy to Mallory: “Honey, I told you to lay off the pizza, it’s high in carbs & misconceptions.”
Cindy: Hey George,I’m gettin thirsty. Pass me the kid finders org.donation jar..I need me some mai-tai money!
George, do you smell a dead squirrel,,,
Cindy says “Mallory, It’s easy, just chew gum and drink lots of water”
George;I’m not on this cruise ship for a vacation…I had a tip the real killers were in the Caribbean and I needed a much bigger boat.
#23 THEY ARE WITHOUT A DOUBT THE MOST HATED FAMILY IN AMERICA.IT REALLY MAKES ME SICK THAT CBS IS COURTING THESE PEOPLE AND PAYING THEM FOR BEING ON THE SHOE 48 HOURS MYSTERY.THEY CAN LIE AND SAY THEY DON’T BUT THEY DO.WHY WOULD THEY PAY $20,000 FOR PICTURES OF CAYLEE WHEN THERE ARE TONS OF THEM OUT THERE ON THE INTERNET? ALSO,WHY DO THE ANTHONYS NEED THE BALD GUY TO ALWAYS SIT WITH THEM IN COURT,WHATS UP WITH THAT? CBS IS TELLING A LOT OF LIES,AND I THINK THEIR ADVERTISERS SHOULD BE BOYCOTTED.CBS IS ALL UP THESE PEOPLES A$$.
#47-I hope NBC stays as far away from this family as possible.I think NBC has pretty good rateings,but I think CBS rateings are in the toilet just where they belong for laying down with dogs who have FLEAS!
Surrounded by their supporters and fans, the Anthonys ponder their next brilliant move…
AS THE STOMACH TURNS! this is my caption for the contest for the above pic.
NIGHTMARE ON THE HIGH SEAS! or WHO LET THE DOGS OUT?
OMG Mallory , are those twins in there ? I’ve got the names all picked out , CHA and CHING !! Marie of course … CMA
Mallory gasps, “Look that photographer flipped me the bird.”
George quickly replies, “I’ll track him down with my razor sharp Detective skills.”
Cindy quips, “Don’t worry about it Mallory. He just wants you to pose for the other camera man to the right. Tell me who’s the real detective now George.”
Cindy is talking to the group : ” Dear Lord, I think I forgot my Bible … How will I be able to do my daily bible readings without it , that I just started doing strictly for the benefit of the 48 hours special . ”
And the Anthonys wonder why they are hated so much? This money should have been spent on looking for the “real” killer they keep talking about it or else for Caylee’s memory somehow . Cindy’s mouth is unbelievable ! She has to smart talk to the news and say ” You paid for this trip” .. She just can’t keep it zipped.. Now we know where Casey gets all her bad attitude , from Momma !
CAPTION: Whale Watching
Mallory should change her name to Mammary.And she should change into a one-peice, preferably a moo-moo. Pun intended.
http://www.TwistedMysteryWriter.com
(It’s not for everyone…)
Cindy:
“Oh Look George! Mallory just caught another of those little fish!”
George:
“If she keeps this up ALL our drinks will be free!”
Lee:
(thinking to self)
“Damn it! If the hearing had gone over just a bit, we would have missed the F’in ship and I wouldn’t even have to see this! Geez!”
Mallory:
(thinking) “SO this is “Shrimp on The Barbie”! I love that they think I’m Barbie!”
All the other passengers:
“See? You CAN pay the Anthony’s to do ANYTHING!”
The Captain:
“I love that they think their in the
“Extra Special Protection Private Passenger Section”…
when really no one wants to be near them! I guess we will list to the port side the whole way to The Bahamas!”
Sweet earring George is rockin’ in this pic.
When is Mallory due ?
(I thought she broke up with loser Lee)
Where is everyone ?
Do we smell like Caseys car ?
Spending the “Help Find Caylee Fund” is such fun…
The Anthonys’ on their Book Tour…
for their new book;
“The Joy of Retiring on Blood Money”
Hi just saw all my old friends from cd on marinade daves, then on cd lurking saw this link I put an earlier caption on but since then have read more . Some very creative people thanks sm for the contest
btw hi kh caseydidit cochi fitzi cara jat rpb flamingo etc.. all my old friends who used to be at CD its me, mines #47 please get in contest, seeyou here and back at marinade daves hugs
Lee-
Is that a chapstick in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
Hey look its the LAST OF THE MOFREAKINS!!!!
I actually stole that line from the movie…The Vampires Assistant which is a very entertaining film.
Cindy:I wish I could sneak away from these losers before the champagne gets warm in Dom Casey’s state room.
Cindy: I ordered a pizza for lunch, it should be here soon.
Mallory: I hope so, I’m starving to death.
Lee: Here it comes, doesn’t it smell good.
George: Yeah it sure does, It’s a smell you never forget.
“I told you there were too many beans in the Chili!!”
George: Wow, thank-you Casey. If you hadn’t murdered our grandaughter, we wouldn’t be here. Hey Cindy just think what we can do with the money we make off a book deal!
cindy: I told them what casey had wasnt contagious, but i guess no one believed me. I wonder why?
Cindy:>> George we need more money I love this lifestyle, take off your manbra and pose for playboy. George:>> I never take off my man bra, you know that, just have Lee stuff his tubesocks down his pants and pose for play girl .
Oh thats why George put that chair like that in the picture above. To hide his bodacious tatas.
Cindy, “To all those who support Casey, please sit with us!”
This is sooooo much nicer than our boat!
cindy is telling mallory -”look now honey – DNA in this family puts this baby you are carring in great jepordy of being another stat on subburban drive, if my son is the father -and NOT my hubby- I will stand beside any &all decisions you make, as far as a reliable lying , witness at your trial too-after all WE ARE ONE when it comes to protecting our natural born killers”
“The family that plays together SLAYS TOGETHER.”
These people never cease to amaze me with their
depravity.
It forms a completed circle, there is no end to it.
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wftv/Arlando
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Updated: 5:25 pm EST November 3, 2009
ORANGE COUNTY, Fla. — There are reports that both George and Cindy Anthony got tattoos to memorialize their murdered granddaughter, Caylee.
Eyewitnesses say they saw the tattoos on George’s chest and Cindy’s stomach when they went on a cruise last month. Eyewitness News obtained pictures of George, Cindy and Lee Anthony sun tanning. (snip)
Post Card to Casey Anthony #29495959
Wish you were here
Love You!!!
“Bella Vita”
George: Nice Chairs, and they’e not bolted down, where’s Casey when we need her!!!!
George: I wonder how many gas cans it would take to fill this boat…
Cindy: Ask Casey
“THE… LOVE… BOAT…”
Post Card:
Dear Casey:
George: It might look like were on a cruise, but we’re really at the SawGrass Pool enjoying the sun.
Wish you were here!
George: Didn’t we order some Pork Rinds?
George: Is that Padilla over there???…HIT THE DECK!!!!
Cindy: Beautiful Cruise…Thanks AMY!
you’re all a bunch of ((edit)). I believe casey is guilty but the family isn’t to blame.
The Anthony clan – cruising the high seas, hard at work looking for the real Zanny the nanny!
George, do you think Mallory’s pregnant?
Should we demand the baby?
Why is there no one else around? It looks as if they have the whole cruise ship to themselves. DAH!!!!
We are only here looking for Zanny…..
Dear Casey,
If it weren’t for you, we wouldn’t be HERE !
Love,
Mommy, Daddy, Lee and Mallory
P.S. You’re gonna be an Aunt soon. Isn’t that great?
they did not have to look for the killer on the cruise ship they know it is their daughter or their daughter had something to do with it. give them a break.