Cindy & George Anthony, Lee and Mallory on a Cruise … Caption Contest … Hey Casey, Wish You Were Here


Did Cindy, George, Lee and Mallory send Casey Anthony a post card from their Caribbean vacation … having a great time jail bird, wish you were here.

The Anthony clan takes a cruise ship vacation to the Caribbean while 48 Hours runs a TV special focusing on the case of the murder of Caylee Anthony. According to this report from Eyewitness News, the Anthonys received $20,000 for an interview on that special.

Cindy and George Anthony apparently left their daughter’s murder trial hearing last Friday and headed to Port Canaveral for a 4-day Bahamian cruise on the Monarch of the Seas. That comes after George told prosecutors under oath that no one will hire them and, just to make ends meet, they had to accept a few thousand dollars from the CBS network for an exclusive interview that aired Saturday night. Cindy told prosecutors it was more like $20,000.

They must have been looking for Caylee’s killer on the cruise ship. Yeah, that’s the ticket. Hey, Doc, Gopher, Captain Stubbing … have you seen Caylee’s killer?



Ship of Fools

Think it’s a coincidence that no one is sitting around them?

Give us your best caption to the pic above. This should be like shooting fish in a barrel. There are no bigger softballs that this.

Let’s see ‘em.

Okay, I will start the first volley … George says to the clan, wonder what Casey is doing … Cindy replies, I don’t know I am worried about her now put some more sun tan lotion on me and sit down, you’re blocking my sun.

Cindy says, I checked on the Lido decks, no one there killed Caylee either.

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  • Comments

    101 Responses to “Cindy & George Anthony, Lee and Mallory on a Cruise … Caption Contest … Hey Casey, Wish You Were Here”

    1. eviemae on October 21st, 2009 10:44 am

      George: Lee you need to work on your tan more…….

    2. GreasyAnthony on October 21st, 2009 10:59 am

      “OMG Lee took off his tube socks!”

    3. tuyvnsurvivor on October 21st, 2009 11:08 am

      Cindy is on a long wind-er of how they were lucky to get the only red deck chairs. George of couse right in step and obeyance. Lee has his radio ear piece in as an obstruction. Mallary got the yawns. Are they having fun. Or boring someone else to death.

    4. Scott on October 21st, 2009 11:18 am

      Papa Smurf, B*tch Smurf, Fat Smurf and Loser Smurf are searching for the real killer of Caylee, OJ will join them later!

    5. Joyce Wilson on October 21st, 2009 11:30 am

      OMG!!! What’s up with Mallory? She should have worn a tee shirt or at least a one piece.

    6. Todd in Tulsa on October 21st, 2009 12:00 pm

      Georgie:”Hey Lee, looks like I got a raw deal…..wanna trade”?

    7. Lisa on October 21st, 2009 12:06 pm

      Cindy: “Mallory sweetheart, sit next to me so that I look thinner”.

    8. flutter1 on October 21st, 2009 12:27 pm

      Cindy, “So this is what Casey meant by “Bella Vida.” Thanks sweetheart, for allowing us to live in a style in which we are unaccustomed.”

    9. truthiness on October 21st, 2009 12:32 pm

      Mallory, we told you to keep quiet about Casey being a baby killer for the LAST TIME!

    10. OlandoEast on October 21st, 2009 12:37 pm

      “Now listen to me Mallory, when you and Lee have your baby we can kill it get rich and go on more f these wonderful vacations, sweetheart”
      Mallory “GASP!”

    11. truthiess on October 21st, 2009 12:41 pm

      Mallory! We have told you FOR THE LAST TIME to keep your mouth shut about Casey being a baby killer!!!

    12. OlandoEast on October 21st, 2009 12:53 pm

      Ok, here’s the plan, sweetheart, when you and Lee have your baby we’ll murder it and make a lot of money so we can go on more wonderful vacations just like this.
      Mallory “GASP!”

    13. OlandoEast on October 21st, 2009 12:55 pm

      delete the funny ones??

    14. Miklo on October 21st, 2009 1:05 pm

      Who is Mallory?

      And why does she think it’s appropriate to show her stomache in that way??

    15. Todd in Tulsa on October 21st, 2009 1:19 pm

      Georgie:”Did anyone bother to bring my hormone pills?”

    16. deb on October 21st, 2009 2:07 pm

      Cindy: “Lee, didn’t you tell our friends we saved them some lounge chairs right next to us?”

      Lee: “Yes”.

    17. deb on October 21st, 2009 2:12 pm

      George to Cindy: ” No money for the boob job” ?

      Cindy: “Baez can get his OWN money”!

    18. deb on October 21st, 2009 2:14 pm

      George: “Pardon me, does anyone have any Grey Poupon” ?

    19. deb on October 21st, 2009 2:18 pm

      Cindy: “How DARE you, Mallory! That is NOT what Casey was doing in Baez’ office all day long!”

    20. Cheri on October 21st, 2009 2:22 pm

      Mallory says, “it’s cortisol, the stress hormone”

    21. mrikim on October 21st, 2009 2:43 pm

      If this doesn’t prove that they took part in the cover up of their granddaughters murder I don’t know what will. I realize people say we don’t know how we would react if this were to happen to us. I can emphatically state I would not be going on a cruise acting like this was a deserved vacation. My last concerns would be how tan I could get or my ear pierced. Do you see a pattern here George. You can”t change who you are. Why would you not donate some of the money to the organization that were there to help find their granddaughter? Simple because they knew where she was. George and Cindy you are very ugly people and that’s from the inside not just you in your swim trunks with the bellies hanging out and the boobs down to the navel everything about you. Pretty sad. I would be devastated if people thought that about me. I think the world you live in as long as you get something out of this you are happy. Remember Karma

    22. Carpe on October 21st, 2009 2:58 pm

      Cindy to George:

      OMG!!!! Mallory inhaled our beach towel!!!

      George to Cindy:

      Well, she looked like she could use the fiber.

      It always makes me feel better when the network
      blow-hards lecture the public on tv how THEY
      WOULD NEVER PAY for a story like this.

      …and the feeling usually lasts right up until
      the moment in time that I find out that they did pay for it.

      It is a double-edged sword though. If they did not pay for it… we might not get to see spectacles such as this. Things such as this remove even a shred of doubt that the Anthony family actually believes the abhorrent BS that they publicly peddle.

      They are a gastric tsunami of painful cluster farts just begging to be released. I hope it
      happens during a game of Cruise Cash Bingo! :)

    23. Greg the mongoose on October 21st, 2009 4:43 pm

      The Monarch of the Seas looks empty. The most hated family in Florida?

    24. Kelly on October 21st, 2009 4:47 pm

      George to Mallory: Looks like all those sit ups have finally paid off!

    25. Myrna on October 21st, 2009 4:55 pm

      The fact that these I hope the law changes. I’ll bet you the Badden is gettinh the money in here account for Baez and that is why he wasn’t fined for crossing the line! people make money off the death of their granddaughter is disgusting. Now I believe that Misty Cummings decided to do the same thing as the Anthony’s are doing. Benefiting from the disappearance of Haleigh just at THESE VULCHERS are doing. It shoud be against the law for anyone but the prosecution to make money to help pay the taxpayers back for these awful tradgies.

    26. samantha on October 21st, 2009 7:37 pm

      Sindy to Mallory: I’m sorry, your cute but your not a Ten!

    27. radiogirl on October 21st, 2009 7:54 pm

      Dear Casey,

      You were right Puerto Rico is TO DIE FOR!!!!!

      Love ya Lots,
      Mom and Dad

    28. Brad 'Shopping Cart' Conway on October 21st, 2009 8:12 pm

      “Where’s Brad?” “We forgot to wheel him out”

    29. wheezer on October 21st, 2009 8:16 pm

      George: Cindy she at it again
      Mallory: OOOOOOOOOOklahoma where the……
      Cindy: Lee honey please explain to her AGAIN that she can not be on our next Larry King gig.
      She’s simply not convincing enough.

    30. Kat_Gram on October 21st, 2009 9:14 pm

      This isn’t a caption, but do you think they sent Casey a postcard ?

    31. Buster on October 21st, 2009 9:29 pm

      Hey Mallory rock your beer gut the way I like it !!!

    32. radiogirl on October 21st, 2009 10:13 pm

      Lee: Mallory… shut your pie hole!! I’m trying to conduct my own investigation on the hot babes over there in the hot tube.

    33. radiogirl on October 21st, 2009 10:32 pm

      Cindy: Could somebody give Misty Croslin a call…I’m out of Zanax.

    34. 4getUnot on October 22nd, 2009 2:43 am

      Weenie, Meanie, Mowry, Leemo
      cruisin on their bloody cash flow
      who killed Caylee they don’t know
      Maybe they’ll tell in their next show!!!!

    35. brie. on October 22nd, 2009 3:43 am

      Mallory: “Isn’t my maternity bathing suit just nothing but cool”

      “Oh look, isn’t that the Florida fleas?”

      How did Lee manage to gain immunity? And why was that necessary.

      So the the Anthony’s are having trouble trying to make ends meet, yea, it really looks like it sitting on the deck of a cruise ship. How much money have they made over time with all the TV appearances and interviews.

      Wonder how long it will take before Cindy tries to gain control over the baby and causes interference between Mallory and Lee. I’m sure the wheels are turning.”

    36. Gidget169 on October 22nd, 2009 5:40 am

      George: I think I just saw Zenadia jump overboard
      Lee: I was just thinkin the same
      Cindy: Ho Hum-told you she was a real person

    37. radiogirl on October 22nd, 2009 8:11 am

      Lee: To get the passengers help us find the REAL KILLER,I’ve had all the dinner napkins folded into the likeness of Zaneda Fernandez Gonzales.

      Mallory: Oh Lee you’re so brilliant! I must be the luckiest girl in the world.

    38. linda on October 22nd, 2009 8:49 am

      OMG you guys are hysterical!

    39. rightknight on October 22nd, 2009 10:26 am

      Loser Cruisers

    40. Bo on October 22nd, 2009 10:48 am

      Motley Cruise

    41. cha cha on October 22nd, 2009 11:21 am

      Hahahaha all those loser bloggers sitting at their computers and we are enjoying the fruits of our murdering daughter cruising and dining… life is good again …. and now I can leave my purse out at night knowing Casey will not rip me off ….. Hahahahah

    42. cha cha on October 22nd, 2009 11:23 am

      I wonder if Georgy had his boat attached to the ship so he can look for murdered children

    43. paty on October 22nd, 2009 12:45 pm

      We are not actually on a cruise we’re looking for Caylee…apparantly Zanny is living in Puerto Rico..gott check it the lead!

    44. paty on October 22nd, 2009 12:45 pm

      We are not actually on a cruise we’re looking for Caylee…apparantly Zanny is living in Puerto Rico..gott check it the lead!

    45. linda on October 22nd, 2009 1:40 pm

      my aunt hasn’t left her house since my cousin died 8 years ago on 9-11 these people are taking a cruise to jamaica. gimme a break. pos

    46. lm on October 22nd, 2009 4:27 pm

      Cindy says to George: Darn why wouldn’t you let me invite Conway? You know how I love manwhiches.

    47. lm on October 22nd, 2009 4:30 pm

      I wanna buy this cruise ship george and name it the SS Caylee. Get us some more gigs honey try NBC

    48. DD on October 22nd, 2009 5:08 pm

      Cindy looking at Mallorys HUGE BELLY , in cindys mind shes thinking …….


      Wonder If I can make her go off the deep end like Casey ?

    49. amandaperson on October 22nd, 2009 5:38 pm

      “Damn, where is Brad with our drinks?

    50. amandaperson on October 22nd, 2009 5:39 pm

      “Damn, where is Brad with our drinks?”

    51. amandaperson on October 22nd, 2009 5:42 pm

      Todd, Deb, Samantha, Radiogirl, hilarious!! All the captions about mallory being fat, not funny.

    52. Cristy on October 22nd, 2009 6:13 pm

      Cindy to Mallory: “Honey, I told you to lay off the pizza, it’s high in carbs & misconceptions.”

    53. radiogirl on October 22nd, 2009 7:06 pm

      Cindy: Hey George,I’m gettin thirsty. Pass me the kid finders org.donation jar..I need me some mai-tai money!

    54. Maggie on October 22nd, 2009 7:16 pm

      George, do you smell a dead squirrel,,,

    55. Pearl on October 22nd, 2009 7:24 pm

      Cindy says “Mallory, It’s easy, just chew gum and drink lots of water”

    56. radiogirl on October 22nd, 2009 7:26 pm

      George;I’m not on this cruise ship for a vacation…I had a tip the real killers were in the Caribbean and I needed a much bigger boat.

    57. ArgentinaRose on October 22nd, 2009 10:07 pm


    58. ArgentinaRose on October 22nd, 2009 10:15 pm

      #47-I hope NBC stays as far away from this family as possible.I think NBC has pretty good rateings,but I think CBS rateings are in the toilet just where they belong for laying down with dogs who have FLEAS!

    59. morrocco mole on October 22nd, 2009 10:26 pm

      Surrounded by their supporters and fans, the Anthonys ponder their next brilliant move…

    60. ArgentinaRose on October 22nd, 2009 10:26 pm

      AS THE STOMACH TURNS! this is my caption for the contest for the above pic.

    61. ArgentinaRose on October 22nd, 2009 10:30 pm


    62. DD on October 22nd, 2009 10:41 pm

      OMG Mallory , are those twins in there ? I’ve got the names all picked out , CHA and CHING !! Marie of course … CMA

    63. PA Mom on October 23rd, 2009 12:07 am

      Mallory gasps, “Look that photographer flipped me the bird.”
      George quickly replies, “I’ll track him down with my razor sharp Detective skills.”
      Cindy quips, “Don’t worry about it Mallory. He just wants you to pose for the other camera man to the right. Tell me who’s the real detective now George.”

    64. Pat on October 23rd, 2009 10:40 am

      Cindy is talking to the group : ” Dear Lord, I think I forgot my Bible … How will I be able to do my daily bible readings without it , that I just started doing strictly for the benefit of the 48 hours special . ”

      And the Anthonys wonder why they are hated so much? This money should have been spent on looking for the “real” killer they keep talking about it or else for Caylee’s memory somehow . Cindy’s mouth is unbelievable ! She has to smart talk to the news and say ” You paid for this trip” .. She just can’t keep it zipped.. Now we know where Casey gets all her bad attitude , from Momma !

    65. Twisted on October 23rd, 2009 11:02 am

      CAPTION: Whale Watching

      Mallory should change her name to Mammary.And she should change into a one-peice, preferably a moo-moo. Pun intended.
      (It’s not for everyone…)

    66. Ginger is up all night on October 23rd, 2009 6:52 pm


      “Oh Look George! Mallory just caught another of those little fish!”


      “If she keeps this up ALL our drinks will be free!”


      (thinking to self)
      “Damn it! If the hearing had gone over just a bit, we would have missed the F’in ship and I wouldn’t even have to see this! Geez!”


      (thinking) “SO this is “Shrimp on The Barbie”! I love that they think I’m Barbie!”

      All the other passengers:

      “See? You CAN pay the Anthony’s to do ANYTHING!”

      The Captain:

      “I love that they think their in the
      “Extra Special Protection Private Passenger Section”…
      when really no one wants to be near them! I guess we will list to the port side the whole way to The Bahamas!”

    67. agree519 on October 23rd, 2009 9:52 pm

      Sweet earring George is rockin’ in this pic.

    68. Nancy Riley on October 24th, 2009 1:10 am

      When is Mallory due ?

      (I thought she broke up with loser Lee)

    69. Nancy Riley on October 24th, 2009 1:14 am

      Where is everyone ?
      Do we smell like Caseys car ?

    70. Nancy Riley on October 24th, 2009 1:17 am

      Spending the “Help Find Caylee Fund” is such fun…

    71. Nancy Riley on October 24th, 2009 1:20 am

      The Anthonys’ on their Book Tour…
      for their new book;
      “The Joy of Retiring on Blood Money”

    72. lm on October 24th, 2009 12:55 pm

      Hi just saw all my old friends from cd on marinade daves, then on cd lurking saw this link I put an earlier caption on but since then have read more . Some very creative people thanks sm for the contest

    73. lm on October 24th, 2009 1:22 pm

      btw hi kh caseydidit cochi fitzi cara jat rpb flamingo etc.. all my old friends who used to be at CD its me, mines #47 please get in contest, seeyou here and back at marinade daves hugs

    74. Blink on October 24th, 2009 4:39 pm


      Is that a chapstick in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

    75. radiogirl on October 26th, 2009 9:45 am

      Hey look its the LAST OF THE MOFREAKINS!!!!

      I actually stole that line from the movie…The Vampires Assistant which is a very entertaining film.

    76. radiogirl on October 26th, 2009 9:50 am

      Cindy:I wish I could sneak away from these losers before the champagne gets warm in Dom Casey’s state room.

    77. soulcatcher on October 27th, 2009 5:56 am

      Cindy: I ordered a pizza for lunch, it should be here soon.

      Mallory: I hope so, I’m starving to death.

      Lee: Here it comes, doesn’t it smell good.

      George: Yeah it sure does, It’s a smell you never forget.

    78. Gahoundawg on October 27th, 2009 12:55 pm

      “I told you there were too many beans in the Chili!!”

    79. Elizabeth Tisdale on October 27th, 2009 1:02 pm

      George: Wow, thank-you Casey. If you hadn’t murdered our grandaughter, we wouldn’t be here. Hey Cindy just think what we can do with the money we make off a book deal!

    80. axpm on October 27th, 2009 3:41 pm

      cindy: I told them what casey had wasnt contagious, but i guess no one believed me. I wonder why?

    81. bmar on October 31st, 2009 3:23 pm

      Cindy:>> George we need more money I love this lifestyle, take off your manbra and pose for playboy. George:>> I never take off my man bra, you know that, just have Lee stuff his tubesocks down his pants and pose for play girl .

    82. kitty on October 31st, 2009 6:47 pm

      Oh thats why George put that chair like that in the picture above. To hide his bodacious tatas.

    83. Tina on November 2nd, 2009 7:16 am

      Cindy, “To all those who support Casey, please sit with us!”

    84. Danna on November 2nd, 2009 9:48 am

      This is sooooo much nicer than our boat!

    85. Pam Anderson on November 3rd, 2009 10:19 am

      cindy is telling mallory -”look now honey – DNA in this family puts this baby you are carring in great jepordy of being another stat on subburban drive, if my son is the father -and NOT my hubby- I will stand beside any &all decisions you make, as far as a reliable lying , witness at your trial too-after all WE ARE ONE when it comes to protecting our natural born killers”

    86. Carpe on November 4th, 2009 12:14 am

      “The family that plays together SLAYS TOGETHER.”

      These people never cease to amaze me with their

      It forms a completed circle, there is no end to it.
      Updated: 5:25 pm EST November 3, 2009
      ORANGE COUNTY, Fla. — There are reports that both George and Cindy Anthony got tattoos to memorialize their murdered granddaughter, Caylee.

      Eyewitnesses say they saw the tattoos on George’s chest and Cindy’s stomach when they went on a cruise last month. Eyewitness News obtained pictures of George, Cindy and Lee Anthony sun tanning. (snip)

    87. Juror13 on November 6th, 2009 5:23 am

      Post Card to Casey Anthony #29495959

      Wish you were here

      Love You!!!

      “Bella Vita”

    88. Juror13 on November 6th, 2009 5:26 am

      George: Nice Chairs, and they’e not bolted down, where’s Casey when we need her!!!!

    89. Juror13 on November 6th, 2009 5:27 am

      George: I wonder how many gas cans it would take to fill this boat…

      Cindy: Ask Casey

    90. Juror13 on November 6th, 2009 6:06 am

      “THE… LOVE… BOAT…”

    91. Juror13 on November 6th, 2009 6:18 am

      Post Card:

      Dear Casey:

      George: It might look like were on a cruise, but we’re really at the SawGrass Pool enjoying the sun.

      Wish you were here!

    92. Juror13 on November 6th, 2009 6:30 am

      George: Didn’t we order some Pork Rinds?

    93. Juror13 on November 6th, 2009 6:34 am

      George: Is that Padilla over there???…HIT THE DECK!!!!

    94. Juror13 on November 6th, 2009 6:37 am

      Cindy: Beautiful Cruise…Thanks AMY!

    95. CJ on November 6th, 2009 10:28 pm

      you’re all a bunch of ((edit)). I believe casey is guilty but the family isn’t to blame.

    96. Gigi on November 7th, 2009 1:26 am

      The Anthony clan – cruising the high seas, hard at work looking for the real Zanny the nanny!

    97. Susan on November 9th, 2009 12:37 pm

      George, do you think Mallory’s pregnant?
      Should we demand the baby?

    98. Joseph on November 11th, 2009 12:53 am

      Why is there no one else around? It looks as if they have the whole cruise ship to themselves. DAH!!!!

    99. Char on November 12th, 2009 4:14 pm

      We are only here looking for Zanny…..

    100. LindaFromNewYork on November 15th, 2009 4:15 pm

      Dear Casey,
      If it weren’t for you, we wouldn’t be HERE !

      Mommy, Daddy, Lee and Mallory

      P.S. You’re gonna be an Aunt soon. Isn’t that great?

    101. j ella on July 26th, 2011 6:44 am

      they did not have to look for the killer on the cruise ship they know it is their daughter or their daughter had something to do with it. give them a break.

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