Casey Anthony Caption Contest … Casey Anthony Court Appearance Jan 8, 2009


Casey Anthony Caption Contest … what is she thinking?


Casey Anthony, 22, appeared before Judge Stan Strickland on Thursday following his denial of a motion from Anthony’s attorneys to waive her right to be present.

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    87 Responses to “Casey Anthony Caption Contest … Casey Anthony Court Appearance Jan 8, 2009”

    1. IP on January 9th, 2009 9:45 am

      Ok I admit it your Honor, I did it

    2. ANewGirl on January 9th, 2009 9:58 am

      In the Courtroom:

      Judge: Will all Maternal Murderers in the court please come forward & say “Aye”….


      In the Florida State Prison for Women:

      Manager of the Mess Hall:

      ” Anyone for seconds on Tater Tots ??”

    3. GMG on January 9th, 2009 10:30 am

      Yes your Honor, I can tell a good one or two.
      May I represent myself?

    4. Just Bearly on January 9th, 2009 10:36 am

      I want 5 truffles for my last meal….”

      I find it difficult to conjure up much imagination on this one. I have not paid as much attention to this story lately. Its just too depressing…. Everyone with that case using the circumstances for profiteering is just wrong.

    5. Kristy on January 9th, 2009 10:44 am

      Who can party like a rock star? please raise your hand!

    6. scott on January 9th, 2009 10:46 am

      Judge: Who in this court killed their daughter?

      Anthony: Ew Ew pick me! pick me! Mr. Carter pick me! pick me!

    7. scott on January 9th, 2009 10:47 am

      Hi..this hand is my new best friend!

    8. Wolf on January 9th, 2009 10:55 am

      Yes…I am Zenida Gonzalez…

    9. buster on January 9th, 2009 11:16 am

      Hand or finger ??? Yer Honer I can not tell a lie I did not do it
      I thought I made a mistake, But I was wrong
      Can you put me next to scott peterson

    10. sunnyc43 on January 9th, 2009 11:23 am

      Come on Judge, “high five”, please?

    11. Dakota Pendray on January 9th, 2009 11:23 am

      You fools! Don’t you know I’m getting off scott free? Tony’s going to take the fall for this, and I’m running off with Biaz!

    12. D.Schmier on January 9th, 2009 11:42 am

      Well your Honor you see it was this hand I used to hold Caylee’s head still while I clorformed (sp?) her she wiggled to much–This hand I used to tape her mouth shut,this hand I used to –well you get the picture–oh by the way your Honor–can I see my ‘handiwork’ please and those little bones one more time–hmm sure bet the fingerprints on ‘this hand’ will be on the duct tape.
      What’s that your Honor? Did I kill Caylee? Come on Judge does this hand look like a killers hand?

    13. misskatie on January 9th, 2009 11:45 am


    14. babyfacemagee on January 9th, 2009 11:46 am

      Yep. I’m f*cked.

    15. Joyce on January 9th, 2009 11:48 am

      ‘I am raising the white flag’

      Will the person that killed Caylee, please raise your right hand.

    16. Wicky on January 9th, 2009 12:28 pm

      With this hand I committed a hideous crime
      of taking a beautiful child before her time

      Casey Anthony this message is for you
      May justice prevail and you get two
      Life sentences that is for you to serve
      for that is all that you really deserve
      I know it’s not right to take one life for another
      But you sure deserve it for you was her mother.
      Rot in Hell you disgusting waste of space
      I hope you are tortured by her sweet little face.
      You threw that baby away like yesterdays trash
      How could you do that to that beautiful lass?

      Rest in Peace Kaylee. You make a beautiful Angel.

    17. Brenda in Virginia on January 9th, 2009 12:42 pm

      Fact alone she was telling the “truth” under oath would be funny if not so tragic….

    18. Steve Padgitt on January 9th, 2009 1:08 pm

      “When the judge asked Casey Anthony if she wanted to waive her right to attend the proceedings, she did exactly as the judge asked, she waved her right.”

    19. Helen Back on January 9th, 2009 1:28 pm

      Bailiff: Do you swear to tell the truth and nothing but the truth?

      Casey: UUUMMMMM. I have a question…..what is this thing called “the truth”?

    20. Jack on January 9th, 2009 1:35 pm

      She is thinking about marriage in the big house! Because at the very least that is where she will spend the rest of her life!lol

    21. Rusty Bridges on January 9th, 2009 1:49 pm

      What Wickey said.

    22. buster on January 9th, 2009 2:08 pm

      Judge: Is there any BITCHES in the court today

    23. Maria on January 9th, 2009 2:50 pm

      Will the real Casey please stand up?? Answer: My identity was stolen from the nanny.

    24. R.L Haley on January 9th, 2009 2:52 pm

      “100% for sure absolutly the worst hair day I have had in a month your Honour,I have been doing my own hair through other channels which I know is dumb.If only zanny had left me her staightner.Jose says he will put a motion in for a salon visit, that is my one and only concern right now that and …lunch”

    25. Lizzie on January 9th, 2009 2:54 pm

      Sorry ass moms with a sorry ass family, and a poor daughter that couldn’t defend herself please raise your hand?

    26. Sharon/The Baby Boomer Queen on January 9th, 2009 2:56 pm

      On my honor I swear to tell the truth…(giggle, my legs are crossed)…they believed my other lies, they should believe this one and if they don’t, Baez will get me off. They have no concrete proof I did anything…I am missing my day time soap opera…I wish they would let me get back to my cell. I told Baez, I didn’t want to be bothered…

    27. Princess M on January 9th, 2009 3:12 pm

      Casey is answering “Who here has had intimate relations with Mr. Baez”?

    28. Sharon Chicago on January 9th, 2009 3:26 pm

      Can someone pull my finger??

    29. Vicki on January 9th, 2009 3:48 pm

      Oh judge, you’re cute

    30. anilee on January 9th, 2009 3:59 pm

      oooo, oooo, Pick me, Pick me. I know the answer.

    31. sharivari on January 9th, 2009 4:11 pm

      Who needs to get laid? Casey Anthony shows the court room who is responsible for getting her through those lonely days and nights in her solitary cell.

    32. IP on January 9th, 2009 4:30 pm

      Ok class, everyone who has murdered their daughter, stuffed her in a car trunk, and left her in a plastic bag in the woods, please raise your hand.

    33. msgurl on January 9th, 2009 4:31 pm

      I can’t believe they made me come here today.I never even had time to get my roots done.

    34. kristy on January 9th, 2009 4:50 pm

      Well Duh your honor i found Nanny Zani, i knew i would, and here she is!
      See I’m holding onto her you can arrest her!

    35. Dana on January 9th, 2009 5:17 pm

      This is how I make hand puppets in my cell late at night

    36. Evan Pretzer on January 9th, 2009 6:09 pm

      I put the duct tape over her mouth with this hand

    37. J.M. on January 9th, 2009 6:54 pm

      “Quick question, can you let me out for the next hot body contest?”

    38. ayfit on January 9th, 2009 7:20 pm

      Your Honor;
      Could they just ship me to aruba? My soulmate awaits.

    39. mimimoody on January 9th, 2009 7:35 pm

      You like me ….you really like me.

    40. pax on January 9th, 2009 7:39 pm

      I cannot believe this, my rec hour today was during my favorite soap, what an asshole this Judge is!

    41. C. on January 9th, 2009 7:45 pm

      Yes, Your Honor. With this hand I killed my sweet loving daughter. At times she loved to hold this hand for security. Sometimes I touched her soft skin with this hand, I wiped tears away with this hand. What the heck Judge. I was tired, I wanted to party. I took this hand and yes I used it to take her life. It did not matter to me that she looked at me with those loving eyes it did not matter to me that she trusted me. Hey take my hand its time to party!

    42. Di Haskell on January 9th, 2009 8:13 pm

      Ummmm…….you see none of it really matters because now I have Baez under control…….. can’t you see the affection we have for one another. He makes my eyes crinkle at the corners and his the same, ah!!!!! life is wonderful when you are as great as I am.

    43. HOPE on January 9th, 2009 8:16 pm

      But, Your Honor!
      I’m supposed to be the ‘Steel Magnolia’

    44. Richard on January 9th, 2009 8:31 pm

      Yes, your Honor, I did SO remember to wash my hands after going … wanna see?

    45. Richard on January 9th, 2009 8:36 pm

      Or, just to show that great literature IS relevant (even if it was written by dead white males):

      Macbeth, Act V, Scene I

      Lady Macbeth: What, will these hands ne’er be clean?—No more o’ that, my lord, no more o’ that; you mar all with this starting….

      Gentleman: She has spoke what she should not, I am sure of that; Heaven knows what she has known.

      Lady Macbeth: Here’s the smell of the blood still; all the perfumes of Arabia will not sweeten this little hand. Oh, oh, oh!

      Doctor: What a sigh is there! The heart is sorely charg’d.

      Gentleman: I would not have such a heart in my bosom for the dignity of the whole body.

      Lady Macbeth: Wash your hands, put on your nightgown; look not so pale. I tell you yet again, Banquo’s buried; he cannot come out on’s grave …. What’s done cannot be undone.

    46. barbreee on January 9th, 2009 8:46 pm

      She’s not saying anything. The point is, this is the first time she’s been forced to look someone in the eye and deal with it. She’s been able to hide up until now or when on camera, remain detached, select clothing and makeup carefully, and still pretend to be the long suffering young mother looking for her daughter.

      We can’t even think about the number of young children in as bad or worse dangers.

    47. Lisa on January 9th, 2009 8:57 pm

      Honey Absolutely! Because nobody’s ****ing listening to anything that I’m saying. The media completely misconstrued everything that I said. The ****ing detectives told them ****ing bull****. They got all their information from me. Yet at the same time they’re twisting stuff. They’ve already said they’re going to pin this on me if they don’t find Caylee. They’ve already said that. Can I leave now..

    48. dlana on January 9th, 2009 9:20 pm

      Dad says our family is like a hand, dads the (dumb) i mean thumb, moms the pointer, Lees the middle finger cause hes the big guy,and i do mean big (hee hee) in more ways than one. I’m the ring finger, cause i look like the girl in the “ring” o but wait I’m missing a pinkie. And my life is like a cheap slap in the face to anyone who ever loved and respected a child.

    49. june on January 9th, 2009 10:36 pm

      She thinking…
      “Gee, I wonder how much pictures of my skeletal remains are worth?”

    50. HOPE on January 9th, 2009 11:36 pm


      Laugh Out LOUD!

    51. HOPE on January 10th, 2009 12:49 am

      This is for Caylee…

      Can you feel the love?

      We do…

      * (A big bow for a little girl)–2143247;_ylt=ApJHRlIwlamAj373J9Nt9u7esyUv

    52. Crimson on January 10th, 2009 1:28 am

      Casey’s thoughts:
      If I hold up my right hand with my left hand when I’m sworn in, it means I don’t really have to tell the truth… right?

    53. Crimson on January 10th, 2009 1:38 am

      Casey’s thoughts (or shall we say voices):
      Right hand: I swear to…
      Left hand: Oh, NO you don’t!!! Stop IT!!!
      Right hand: to tell the tr…
      Left hand: You can’t handle the truth!!!
      Right hand: the tru…
      Left hand: NOOOOOO!!!

      Sadly enough, even Casey’s hands tell conflicting stories.

    54. LA Girl on January 10th, 2009 7:42 am

      Can I have more cheese puffs please?

    55. Scared Monkeys on January 10th, 2009 8:47 am

      This is going to be tough to pick from, they are all hysterical ,,, yet so true!

    56. Ronda on January 10th, 2009 11:23 am

      Me! Can we focus on me – why is everyone focused on Caylee!

    57. Ronda on January 10th, 2009 11:28 am

      Hand to God! They are all lying about me!

    58. Emily on January 10th, 2009 2:37 pm

      Casey’s thoughts:

      (yelling) “uh Judge, you sent people to wake me up from my beauty sleep and then I didn’t even have time to put on any make-up!?!? WTF, Oh my God….what a waste, a huge waste! And what are we doing here anyways?!?!

      Hmm, on the other hand, I did get to go in front of the cameras today….I’ve really missed that. And I did get to gaze into Jose’s eyes and trade some smiles with him…So, all in all it was a pretty good day…absolutely it was!”

    59. Emily on January 10th, 2009 2:54 pm

      R.L. Haley,

      very very funny. LMAO
      …and what’s sick is that ur post probably isn’t too far off!!!! LOL

    60. R.L Haley on January 10th, 2009 4:22 pm

      I conceed (is that the word)to Pax now how do I get my name in that bluey shade?

    61. brie. on January 10th, 2009 4:54 pm

      Generally when you raise you hand your fingers are together, I think this was a sign to the judge, four fingers and a thumb propped up by the other arm….whatever it was it wasn’t normal….and I doubt if it was meant to be nice….

    62. brie. on January 10th, 2009 5:49 pm

      Maybe she’s saying I’m getting tired of raising this arm….!!!

    63. junebug on January 10th, 2009 7:45 pm

      She’s thinking…
      (right hand)”I Zani do solemnly swear to tell the truth”
      (left hand Casey) “I know you will need support Zani because your gonna need all your strength in your right hand when we get back to the cell:)

    64. junebug on January 10th, 2009 7:48 pm

      “How much can I get for this pinkie that daddy says is Caylee?”

    65. Cher on January 10th, 2009 9:16 pm

      “I can’t think about that today. I’ll think about it tomorrow. Yes, tomorrow is another day.”

      {The theme music from “Gone with the wind” swelling dramatically in the background.}

    66. Kim on January 10th, 2009 9:29 pm

      Can we make this quick Stan, I have poptarts in the toaster…

    67. Deb on January 11th, 2009 2:08 am

      Aren’t you the same judge that said Me and the truth are strangers??? Then yeah, I swear to tell the truth (again).

    68. BUN on January 11th, 2009 6:45 am

      Well, remember my story about the hand and family…the little pinky is Caylee and she is no longer close to the other fingers because she was just too much trouble!!! But still close, I feel her very close!!!

    69. dutchess on January 11th, 2009 11:32 am

      See, the M&Ms did melt in my mouth and not in my hands.

    70. Deb on January 11th, 2009 2:30 pm

      Does evryone think I’m going to say “cross my heart and hope to die”?

    71. Deb on January 11th, 2009 2:37 pm

      This is STUPID. Just let me go back to my dorm so I can draw some more hearts and write Casey loves Jose, Mrs. Casey Marie Baez, KC Baez……

    72. Deb on January 11th, 2009 2:56 pm

      I pledge allegiance to Jose Baez, of the United States of America (and where us criminals have all the rights)…..

    73. Trecia on January 11th, 2009 6:37 pm

      Handcuffs? What handcuffs??

    74. HOPE on January 11th, 2009 11:28 pm

      But, I just wanna come every once in a while…


    75. BUN on January 12th, 2009 7:40 am

      Sing it now “Girl’s just wanta have fun”…

    76. pax on January 12th, 2009 12:46 pm

      RL Haley

      I conceed (is that the word)to Pax now how do I get my name in that bluey shade?

      it is blue because I have my website listed in the website box on the reply box.

      It highlights my name and takes you to my mega if you click it

    77. hobbit on January 13th, 2009 2:23 am

      Caylee,Caylee,Caylee!!! Can you please just talk about me. She is dead you know. This is about me not her!!! Can I play myself in the movie?

    78. Jo DeVries on January 13th, 2009 12:32 pm

      This is the hand that holds the revealing card and no one sees it but me!

    79. Janice on January 13th, 2009 10:47 pm

      can I borrow a dictionary to look up the word truth? How do you spell that???

    80. Donna on January 14th, 2009 1:00 pm

      Maybe if I hold my arms like this they won’t notice my baby bump…

    81. Karin on January 14th, 2009 5:49 pm


      “Oh Judge! I love you long time, wanna boink like bunnies? I make you very happy, give you babies too! Male babies! You know where to find me!”

    82. eg on January 17th, 2009 7:12 pm

      you made me come here but you can’t make me talk!

    83. truthiness on March 5th, 2009 3:39 pm

      wait…is this my left or my right hand??

    84. A_News_Junkie on March 7th, 2009 7:26 pm

      “Hi,remember me?”

    85. Robin on March 9th, 2009 7:19 pm

      I swear to tell a lie, a total lie, and nothing but a lie so help me mom and dad!

    86. Dorthy on August 25th, 2009 1:31 am

      I pray to God if she did the crime please let her do the time because she will only get out have another baby and again she kill it. i hope she nevers gets out of prison.

    87. Pam Anderson on November 3rd, 2009 9:44 am

      “I most definetly thought I was here for the Orange County Hot Body contest,did my trick (oopsie daisy-LAWYER , put me through the wrong door-oh he’s so into me you just wait- BOMBSHELL EVIDENCE-please i can’t find Caylee in here , i need to go home to finish the job-see those two fools behind me-they should’ve been the first takin out-i got my hand up over here-is anyone looking at ME-ME-ME- after all this party was put together for ME-ME-ME”

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