RSSCasey Anthony Caption Contest … Casey Anthony Court Appearance Jan 8, 2009
Casey Anthony Caption Contest … what is she thinking?
Casey Anthony, 22, appeared before Judge Stan Strickland on Thursday following his denial of a motion from Anthony’s attorneys to waive her right to be present.
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Ok I admit it your Honor, I did it
In the Courtroom:
Judge: Will all Maternal Murderers in the court please come forward & say “Aye”….
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In the Florida State Prison for Women:
Manager of the Mess Hall:
” Anyone for seconds on Tater Tots ??”
Yes your Honor, I can tell a good one or two.
May I represent myself?
I want 5 truffles for my last meal….”
I find it difficult to conjure up much imagination on this one. I have not paid as much attention to this story lately. Its just too depressing…. Everyone with that case using the circumstances for profiteering is just wrong.
Who can party like a rock star? please raise your hand!
Judge: Who in this court killed their daughter?
Anthony: Ew Ew pick me! pick me! Mr. Carter pick me! pick me!
Hi..this hand is my new best friend!
Yes…I am Zenida Gonzalez…
Hand or finger ??? Yer Honer I can not tell a lie I did not do it
I thought I made a mistake, But I was wrong
Can you put me next to scott peterson
Cant
Understand
Normal
Thinking
Come on Judge, “high five”, please?
You fools! Don’t you know I’m getting off scott free? Tony’s going to take the fall for this, and I’m running off with Biaz!
Well your Honor you see it was this hand I used to hold Caylee’s head still while I clorformed (sp?) her she wiggled to much–This hand I used to tape her mouth shut,this hand I used to –well you get the picture–oh by the way your Honor–can I see my ‘handiwork’ please and those little bones one more time–hmm sure bet the fingerprints on ‘this hand’ will be on the duct tape.
What’s that your Honor? Did I kill Caylee? Come on Judge does this hand look like a killers hand?
ROSES ARE RED
VIOLETS ARE BLUE
WITH THIS HAND I DID IT TO HURT YOU (MOMMA CINDY)
Yep. I’m f*cked.
‘I am raising the white flag’
Will the person that killed Caylee, please raise your right hand.
With this hand I committed a hideous crime
of taking a beautiful child before her time
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Casey Anthony this message is for you
May justice prevail and you get two
Life sentences that is for you to serve
for that is all that you really deserve
I know it’s not right to take one life for another
But you sure deserve it for you was her mother.
Rot in Hell you disgusting waste of space
I hope you are tortured by her sweet little face.
You threw that baby away like yesterdays trash
How could you do that to that beautiful lass?
Rest in Peace Kaylee. You make a beautiful Angel.
Fact alone she was telling the “truth” under oath would be funny if not so tragic….
“When the judge asked Casey Anthony if she wanted to waive her right to attend the proceedings, she did exactly as the judge asked, she waved her right.”
Bailiff: Do you swear to tell the truth and nothing but the truth?
Casey: UUUMMMMM. I have a question…..what is this thing called “the truth”?
She is thinking about marriage in the big house! Because at the very least that is where she will spend the rest of her life!lol
What Wickey said.
Judge: Is there any BITCHES in the court today
Will the real Casey please stand up?? Answer: My identity was stolen from the nanny.
“100% for sure absolutly the worst hair day I have had in a month your Honour,I have been doing my own hair through other channels which I know is dumb.If only zanny had left me her staightner.Jose says he will put a motion in for a salon visit, that is my one and only concern right now that and …lunch”
Sorry ass moms with a sorry ass family, and a poor daughter that couldn’t defend herself please raise your hand?
On my honor I swear to tell the truth…(giggle, my legs are crossed)…they believed my other lies, they should believe this one and if they don’t, Baez will get me off. They have no concrete proof I did anything…I am missing my day time soap opera…I wish they would let me get back to my cell. I told Baez, I didn’t want to be bothered…
Casey is answering “Who here has had intimate relations with Mr. Baez”?
Can someone pull my finger??
Oh judge, you’re cute
oooo, oooo, Pick me, Pick me. I know the answer.
Who needs to get laid? Casey Anthony shows the court room who is responsible for getting her through those lonely days and nights in her solitary cell.
Ok class, everyone who has murdered their daughter, stuffed her in a car trunk, and left her in a plastic bag in the woods, please raise your hand.
I can’t believe they made me come here today.I never even had time to get my roots done.
Well Duh your honor i found Nanny Zani, i knew i would, and here she is!
See I’m holding onto her you can arrest her!
Guards!
This is how I make hand puppets in my cell late at night
I put the duct tape over her mouth with this hand
“Quick question, can you let me out for the next hot body contest?”
Your Honor;
Could they just ship me to aruba? My soulmate awaits.
You like me ….you really like me.
I cannot believe this, my rec hour today was during my favorite soap, what an asshole this Judge is!
Yes, Your Honor. With this hand I killed my sweet loving daughter. At times she loved to hold this hand for security. Sometimes I touched her soft skin with this hand, I wiped tears away with this hand. What the heck Judge. I was tired, I wanted to party. I took this hand and yes I used it to take her life. It did not matter to me that she looked at me with those loving eyes it did not matter to me that she trusted me. Hey take my hand its time to party!
Ummmm…….you see none of it really matters because now I have Baez under control…….. can’t you see the affection we have for one another. He makes my eyes crinkle at the corners and his the same, ah!!!!! life is wonderful when you are as great as I am.
But, Your Honor!
I’m supposed to be the ‘Steel Magnolia’
Remember?
Yes, your Honor, I did SO remember to wash my hands after going … wanna see?
Or, just to show that great literature IS relevant (even if it was written by dead white males):
Macbeth, Act V, Scene I
Lady Macbeth: What, will these hands ne’er be clean?—No more o’ that, my lord, no more o’ that; you mar all with this starting….
Gentleman: She has spoke what she should not, I am sure of that; Heaven knows what she has known.
Lady Macbeth: Here’s the smell of the blood still; all the perfumes of Arabia will not sweeten this little hand. Oh, oh, oh!
Doctor: What a sigh is there! The heart is sorely charg’d.
Gentleman: I would not have such a heart in my bosom for the dignity of the whole body.
Lady Macbeth: Wash your hands, put on your nightgown; look not so pale. I tell you yet again, Banquo’s buried; he cannot come out on’s grave …. What’s done cannot be undone.
She’s not saying anything. The point is, this is the first time she’s been forced to look someone in the eye and deal with it. She’s been able to hide up until now or when on camera, remain detached, select clothing and makeup carefully, and still pretend to be the long suffering young mother looking for her daughter.
We can’t even think about the number of young children in as bad or worse dangers.
Honey Absolutely! Because nobody’s ****ing listening to anything that I’m saying. The media completely misconstrued everything that I said. The ****ing detectives told them ****ing bull****. They got all their information from me. Yet at the same time they’re twisting stuff. They’ve already said they’re going to pin this on me if they don’t find Caylee. They’ve already said that. Can I leave now..
Dad says our family is like a hand, dads the (dumb) i mean thumb, moms the pointer, Lees the middle finger cause hes the big guy,and i do mean big (hee hee) in more ways than one. I’m the ring finger, cause i look like the girl in the “ring” o but wait I’m missing a pinkie. And my life is like a cheap slap in the face to anyone who ever loved and respected a child.
She thinking…
“Gee, I wonder how much pictures of my skeletal remains are worth?”
June!
Laugh Out LOUD!
This is for Caylee…
Can you feel the love?
We do…
* (A big bow for a little girl)
http://new.music.yahoo.com/videos/EltonJohn/Can-You-Feel-The-Love-Tonight–2143247;_ylt=ApJHRlIwlamAj373J9Nt9u7esyUv
Casey’s thoughts:
If I hold up my right hand with my left hand when I’m sworn in, it means I don’t really have to tell the truth… right?
Casey’s thoughts (or shall we say voices):
Right hand: I swear to…
Left hand: Oh, NO you don’t!!! Stop IT!!!
Right hand: to tell the tr…
Left hand: You can’t handle the truth!!!
Right hand: the tru…
Left hand: NOOOOOO!!!
Sadly enough, even Casey’s hands tell conflicting stories.
Can I have more cheese puffs please?
This is going to be tough to pick from, they are all hysterical ,,, yet so true!
R
Me! Can we focus on me – why is everyone focused on Caylee!
Hand to God! They are all lying about me!
Casey’s thoughts:
(yelling) “uh Judge, you sent people to wake me up from my beauty sleep and then I didn’t even have time to put on any make-up!?!? WTF, Oh my God….what a waste, a huge waste! And what are we doing here anyways?!?!
Hmm, on the other hand, I did get to go in front of the cameras today….I’ve really missed that. And I did get to gaze into Jose’s eyes and trade some smiles with him…So, all in all it was a pretty good day…absolutely it was!”
R.L. Haley,
very very funny. LMAO
…and what’s sick is that ur post probably isn’t too far off!!!! LOL
I conceed (is that the word)to Pax now how do I get my name in that bluey shade?
Generally when you raise you hand your fingers are together, I think this was a sign to the judge, four fingers and a thumb propped up by the other arm….whatever it was it wasn’t normal….and I doubt if it was meant to be nice….
Maybe she’s saying I’m getting tired of raising this arm….!!!
She’s thinking…
(right hand)”I Zani do solemnly swear to tell the truth”
(left hand Casey) “I know you will need support Zani because your gonna need all your strength in your right hand when we get back to the cell:)
“How much can I get for this pinkie that daddy says is Caylee?”
“I can’t think about that today. I’ll think about it tomorrow. Yes, tomorrow is another day.”
{The theme music from “Gone with the wind” swelling dramatically in the background.}
Can we make this quick Stan, I have poptarts in the toaster…
Aren’t you the same judge that said Me and the truth are strangers??? Then yeah, I swear to tell the truth (again).
Well, remember my story about the hand and family…the little pinky is Caylee and she is no longer close to the other fingers because she was just too much trouble!!! But still close, I feel her very close!!!
See, the M&Ms did melt in my mouth and not in my hands.
Does evryone think I’m going to say “cross my heart and hope to die”?
This is STUPID. Just let me go back to my dorm so I can draw some more hearts and write Casey loves Jose, Mrs. Casey Marie Baez, KC Baez……
I pledge allegiance to Jose Baez, of the United States of America (and where us criminals have all the rights)…..
Handcuffs? What handcuffs??
But, I just wanna come every once in a while…
Pleeeeeeeeze?
Sing it now “Girl’s just wanta have fun”…
RL Haley
I conceed (is that the word)to Pax now how do I get my name in that bluey shade?
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it is blue because I have my website listed in the website box on the reply box.
It highlights my name and takes you to my mega if you click it
Caylee,Caylee,Caylee!!! Can you please just talk about me. She is dead you know. This is about me not her!!! Can I play myself in the movie?
This is the hand that holds the revealing card and no one sees it but me!
can I borrow a dictionary to look up the word truth? How do you spell that???
Maybe if I hold my arms like this they won’t notice my baby bump…
Casey…
“Oh Judge! I love you long time, wanna boink like bunnies? I make you very happy, give you babies too! Male babies! You know where to find me!”
you made me come here but you can’t make me talk!
wait…is this my left or my right hand??
“Hi,remember me?”
I swear to tell a lie, a total lie, and nothing but a lie so help me mom and dad!
I pray to God if she did the crime please let her do the time because she will only get out have another baby and again she kill it. i hope she nevers gets out of prison.
“I most definetly thought I was here for the Orange County Hot Body contest,did my trick (oopsie daisy-LAWYER , put me through the wrong door-oh he’s so into me you just wait- BOMBSHELL EVIDENCE-please i can’t find Caylee in here , i need to go home to finish the job-see those two fools behind me-they should’ve been the first takin out-i got my hand up over here-is anyone looking at ME-ME-ME- after all this party was put together for ME-ME-ME”