Caption Contest … Hillary Clinton … Mt. Rushmore


This was too good to pass up for a caption contest.

Hillary Clinton visits Mt. Rushmore

Caption Contest … what is Hillary thinking?


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  • Comments

    15 Responses to “Caption Contest … Hillary Clinton … Mt. Rushmore”

    1. da_wench on May 29th, 2008 11:35 am

      Never Gonna Happen, Hills!

    2. Carpe on May 29th, 2008 12:34 pm

      Same complexion, but I have more hair.

    3. misskatie on May 29th, 2008 1:03 pm

      hilary says SAYS TO OBAMA

      roses are red violets are blue
      someday my face will be up there

      how bout you!!

    4. Tamikosmom on May 29th, 2008 1:11 pm


      However … this capital “C” conservative would rather see capital “L” Liberal Hillary Clinton’s image carved on Rushmore than the “Hammer & Sickle” honoring Barack Obama … the candidate who made history when his promised “change” while campaigning did indeed change America forever.

      Strange how everything is relative.



      Wednesday, December 13, 2006
      Is Obama a “Marxist leftist”?

      WASHINGTON (CNN) — Sen. Barack Obama’s office is responding to charges from former House Majority Leader Tom DeLay that the Illinois Democrat is attempting to conceal his liberal views and that his record in the Senate is comparable to that of a “Marxist Leftist.”



      “The vision statement of Trinity United Church of Christ is based upon the systematized liberation theology that started in 1969 with the publication of Dr. James Cone’s book, Black Power and Black Theology.”


      The Marxist Roots of Black Liberation Theology
      April 2, 2008

      While Black Liberation Theology is not main stream in most black churches, many pastors in Wright’s generation are burdened by (James) Cone’s categories which laid the foundation for many to embrace Marxism and a distorted self-image of the perpetual “victim.”

      … In FOR MY PEOPLE, Cone explains that “the Christian faith does not possess in its nature the means for analyzing the structure of capitalism. Marxism as a tool of social analysis can disclose the gap between appearance and reality, and thereby help Christians to see how things really are.”


    5. Tamikosmom on May 29th, 2008 1:11 pm

      I do believe my submission did not go to moderation.


    6. joran and paulus are killers on May 29th, 2008 1:49 pm

      Hillary is out and Barack has no chance.

      McCain wins by a landslide :)

      although he is not my first choice, he is better by a few light years than either of the other 2 morons

    7. Miss-Underestiamted on May 29th, 2008 2:19 pm

      Ain’t enough rocks up there for her mug

    8. dennisintn on May 29th, 2008 5:19 pm

      couldn’t we just superglue hillary and obama to the bottom of the wall? now?

    9. CBB on May 29th, 2008 5:38 pm

      I don’t know what she’s thinking, but Thomas Jefferson would have to come to life and shout from Mt Rushmore, “Vote For Hillary!” before I would!

    10. Scared Monkeys on May 29th, 2008 6:32 pm

      Let’s just skip the election and carve my face in that Rock.

    11. CBB on May 29th, 2008 6:51 pm

      dennisintn on May 29th, 2008 5:19 pm
      couldn’t we just superglue hillary and obama to the bottom of the wall? now?

      LOL! Yes, but it’s the job of the super-delegates to super-glue the super-dream ticket to the wall. I prefer a nail gun myself. ;)

    12. yoyo muffintop on May 29th, 2008 9:42 pm

      Hillary: *I wonder if these guys rolled over in their graves when the President of the United States said “Stop throwing the Constitution in my face. It’s just a goddamned piece of paper!”*

      Hillary: *I wonder if they noticed how much flocking Nick Cage uses in his hair?*

    13. Bearlyhere on May 30th, 2008 9:06 am

      Pick the one with the most rocks in their head.

    14. Ryan Hupfer on June 2nd, 2008 3:57 pm

      Hillary would officially become the manliest one of them all. No offense to the forefathers, of course.

      Hey guys, when you read this, shoot me an email – I’d like to chat with you about your caption contests. I sent you an email earlier…



    15. jon on June 2nd, 2008 9:18 pm

      They can’t inject rocks with botox can they?

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