Michelle Obama … Hubby Barack Obama is About to Blow … Not Ready for Prime Time or the Presidency


News Flash to Barack Obama … the General Election and being President is Teapotmore difficult and more pressuring than the Primaries. Michelle and Barack Obama, my name is Mr. Roarke … Welcome to Fantasy Island.

According to Michelle Obama from The Telegraph, Barack Obama is a little teapot, short and stout who is about to hit the boiling point. As the Gateway Pundit states, “Barack’s Teapot Is About to Whistle”. If the pressure of a primary is about to make Obama’s head pop off, what does the American public think that the pressures of actually being the President will do? Is Obama really fit to be President? A primary is a endurance test to that of the Presidency. What does it mean when you can’t pass the test?

Barack Obama is struggling to contain his anger and frustration over the constant barrage of questions about his character and judgement, his wife has revealed.


Michelle Obama told her audience that her husband was ‘sick of the battle against Clinton’. So what are we supposed to do Michelle, just crown him emperor?

Michelle Obama lifted the lid on the irritation felt by the leading Democrat candidate for the White House at the way anti-American outbursts by his pastor, Jeremiah Wright, have dogged his campaign.

He is said to be itching to turn all his fire on John McCain, the Republican candidate, who is benefiting most from Mr Obama’s protracted tussle with Hillary Clinton.

Mrs Obama told a rally in Durham, North Carolina, on Friday that only her husband’s desire to change US politics had helped him to control his feelings: “Barack is always thinking three steps ahead – what do we need to do to make change.” Her husband was thinking “I can’t let my ego, my anger, my frustration get in the way of the ultimate goal,” she said. (editorial: If he was thinking 3 steps ahead, why didn’t he distance himself from Wright earlier?)

“Barack has been characterised as many things that have nothing to do with who he is.”

Senator Obama has known the Rev Wright for more than 20 years, but he was forced to end their friendship last week over repeated claims by his pastor that America was to blame for the 9/11 attacks and for spreading the Aids virus.

So Mrs. Obama wants us to believe that her husband is three steps ahead, yet allowed the Reverend Wright pastor disaster potentially destroy his candidacy. Right. Also that Obama can run an effective campaign as long as he is not attacked.

Comments from others:

  • Don Surber: Democratic Sen. Barack Obama: Come on, people. Coronate me already
  • The Weekly Standard: Does Michelle Obama understand that part of Barack’s (limited) appeal is that he does not seem to be an angry person?

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    22 Responses to “Michelle Obama … Hubby Barack Obama is About to Blow … Not Ready for Prime Time or the Presidency”

    1. Publius II on May 4th, 2008 9:11 pm

      by Publius II

      There once was a man named Obama
      His life began with drama
      An African Muslim father
      And an eccentric white mama

      Obama’s white grandparents
      They gave him a charmed life
      Raised on the beaches of Hawaii
      Far from ghetto strife

      He went to private schools
      Fourteen thousand dollars a year
      Working-class white folks
      They were nowhere near

      He attended Columbia
      Then Harvard Law
      A very soft and liberal upbringing
      Something Americans eventually saw

      He then went to Chicago
      Nation of Islam, Farrakhan, Black Panthers and Jackson
      The only friends he made
      All from the extreme left-wing faction

      He joined a radical church
      His Pastor downright insane
      Blacks and whites, he said
      Think with different parts of their brain

      His church praised a man named Cone
      With hateful opinions he was filled
      He said white people were “the devil”
      And Gods who love whites must be killed

      Obama first ran for State Senate
      With permission from Chicago’s Marxist King
      A domestic terrorist named Ayers
      Obama kissed his ring

      When he was a mere State Legislator
      He gave a speech against the War
      As such, he wasn’t responsible for voting
      A typical political whore

      He wrote a book called “Dreams From My Father”
      From start to finish a racist rant
      After people finally read it
      They later said: “Obama, no we can’t”

      He wrote how he rejected his mother’s race
      And that Malcolm X was a hero
      People had a clear warning
      Obama was a dangerous zero

      He was then elected to the U.S. Senate
      Obama’s ego grew very bold
      He barely served a year
      I will run for President was the story he told

      He said he’d end the War
      But in Congress his party already had control
      He had about as much success
      As when he tried to bowl

      He spent millions to stage rallies
      The crowds would yell and cheer
      But then it all fizzled after he said
      Typical white folks cling to religion, guns and beer

      His wife said America was mean
      She was never really proud
      Her Black Separatist thesis at Princeton
      Became a campaign cloud

      People said he was a Muslim
      His supporters scoffed and jeered
      Then his Black Liberation Church was exposed
      And Obama’s ugly head was reared

      He tried to recover in a speech on race
      The radical left-wing media offered raves
      But he said white folks had an “untrained ear”
      And abolitionists in Pennsylvania turned over in their graves

      He claimed to be a uniter
      He would bring people together all at once
      But after his speech in Philadelphia
      He proved to be a demographic dunce

      He tried once more to persuade whites
      But his bowling was a mess
      He rolled a 37
      Like a 5-year-old girl in a dress

      He then played basketball
      He drove the ball to the rack
      But when all was said and done
      He looked like an old man having a heart attack

      He said damn those white voters
      Their Mutual Funds I will tax
      I’ll double the capital gains rate
      And deliver yet another smack

      He wouldn’t cover his heart
      As the National Anthem played
      It’s a meaningless gesture he said
      But Americans felt betrayed

      He wouldn’t wear a flag pin
      It was against his One World view
      It doesn’t matter he said
      And the American people stewed

      He first called terrorist Ayers his friend
      Then said this man he didn’t really know
      More deceit and cover-ups
      Obama’s lies began to grow

      Farrakhan, Jackson and Sharpton
      Three of Obama’s greatest fans
      He tried hiding them in the closet
      So not to further offend the white man

      Then came his anti-American Pastor
      Obama’s mentor for 20 years
      He preened, shucked and jived
      White people rose up and sneered

      He opposed cutting the gas tax
      He said it wasn’t a winner
      $40 is all it would save, he said
      A weekly budget for a working family’s dinner

      NBC and the New York Times
      They tried each day to save Obama’s campaign
      But real Americans said “FU”
      And Obama spiraled down the drain

      His name was Barrack Hussein Obama
      Running for a second Jimmy Carter term
      Weak on National Security
      A little, pacifist worm

      The radical left-wing Democrats
      A Presidential race lost once again
      Is it really a surprise
      They’ve lost 7 of the last 10?

    2. JusticeforNatalee on May 4th, 2008 9:12 pm

      He’s a little teapot
      Short and stout
      Hillary’s in and
      Obama is out!

    3. Just Bearly on May 4th, 2008 9:17 pm

      Change it into what???? Good question, ay!!

    4. misskatie on May 4th, 2008 9:58 pm

      Publius II on May 4th, 2008 9:11 pm

      well said

    5. brie. on May 4th, 2008 11:12 pm

      #1….that was really well said…!!!

    6. brie. on May 4th, 2008 11:28 pm

      Oh just plug it Michelle…and your cosmetic jewelry looks stupid….!!!!!!

    7. Bearlyhere on May 5th, 2008 12:27 am

      >>So what are we supposed to do Michelle, just crown him emperor?

      That line was so unexpected, I rolled on the floor. I needed that. Thanks Red.

      So, in summation, it looks like the dems have a choice between the frying pan and the fire.

      I’ll bring the marshmallows. No need to bring any matches, they are providing all the heat.

    8. Barack Obama - Denial is Not a River in Egypt « Samaritans Scalawags Scoundrels & Fleecing the Sheep on May 5th, 2008 1:54 am

      [...] to Comments Barack Obama continues crying “its not my fault” his pastor is a bigot. According to one article I read his wife claims that Obama is so infuriated with the Wright controve…That sounds strangely weak for a man wanting to sit in the office of the President of the United [...]

    9. brie. on May 5th, 2008 5:30 am

      Somehow those two always manage to get their fingers in the air….I don’t see her as a First Lady, not someone who represents grace, intelligence, eloquence, dignity and has earned the right to be there….what a disgrace to all the magnificent First Lady’s to ever be in the White House….get Obama off the campaign trail, he never should of been there in the first place..Obama just go back to your lawn chair in St.Thomas….God forbid him trying to handle 911….

    10. brie. on May 5th, 2008 5:51 am

      Obama is a dose of disaster, what are the Democrat’s thinking….!!!!

    11. katablog on May 5th, 2008 7:51 am

      #7 totally agree. The Democrat convention is going to be the greatest show on earth. I just can’t see Hillary and Bill quitting, no matter what it means for their party. And if the convention ditches Obama, the Democrats will be called racists. It’s the worst of all worlds – deciding between the two losers they are stuck with.

      #10 – when Hillary Clinton is your only viable candidate you do strange things.

    12. Ed on May 5th, 2008 8:30 am

      Hey Monkeys, Who do you hate more?Aruba, Joran or Obama?Cuz that all you people talk about.

    13. brie. on May 5th, 2008 9:04 am

      What a mess…I don’t want either candidate…what are the donkey’s about these days…

    14. richard on May 5th, 2008 10:40 am

      Meanwhile, the Democratic Party officials are all in a panic, watching the fracas cause their hopes to disintegrate (remember when the media anointed Hillary?).

      Democratic Party chairman Howard Dean (who surely is qualified to tell us about disasters) is running around bellowing that one or the other candidate has to withdraw by the end of June.

      I guess the Democrats don’t think the American people have the right to decide.

      Looks more and more as though they already have decided … we’re stuck with nothing more than the least bad candidate once again, I fear.

    15. LilPuma on May 5th, 2008 5:15 pm

      I listen to Obama and think “yea, yea, that’s the way it should be”. Quality health care, even if you can’t afford it, quality education, even if your city can’t pay for or administer it, CEO’s not getting millions after they fail while the workers lose their jobs, homes and health insurance, big business not getting all those tax breaks, new jobs to rebuild our nation’s infrastructure. Yea, yea! But can he put his plan on paper in a way that shows his plans will work? Can he implement these idealistic plans without bankrupting the country? While talking about saving money by bringing our guys home from Iraq, he says he wants to send more troops to Afghanistan to fight terrorists. Meanwhile, illegals are costing us millions, if not billions and I didn’t hear him address this issues.

      As for Michele, once again, she opens her mouth, inserts her foot. Jackie Kennedy she’s not. I’m concerned about Obama. I think he’s a good man and I’m glad that a black man can get so much support in a country that is still too racially divided. But we need plans and strategies that are thought out if his ideas will work. People are voting on his ideas and ideals, without asking him the big one: HOW?

    16. Praying4You on May 5th, 2008 8:22 pm

      Why the hate? I will pray for you. God bless.

    17. Scarrlett on May 6th, 2008 4:30 am

      You better pray that woman and those kids do not get into our White House…..They will CHANGE everything there,thats for sure.

    18. Bearlyhere on May 6th, 2008 5:29 am

      Actually, #12, I don’t hate any of them. What does burn my butt is listening to someone who looks at a group of people and declares them all the same. I believe it is called prejudice.

    19. Peaches on May 6th, 2008 6:34 am

      Michelle Obama is nearly as scary as Hillary. She’s no Nancy Reagan, no Jackie Kennedy, no Eleanor Roosevelt. I would hate to see either of the Democratic “choices” in the White House. They both have a crappy attitude. And Rev. Wright, ole Michelle was right there in the pew with her hubby. Doesn’t that frighten anyone?

      John McCain, an American HERO, is a much better choice.

    20. ginger on May 8th, 2008 9:17 pm

      Boy talk about Rev. Wright. Given the tone of your comments void of thoughtful reflection you give substance to what Rev. Wright was saying. Look in the mirror and play back in your heads the comments you typed. So much anger over the thought of a Black becoming President.

      As a African American citizen I am very afraid of you.

    21. Joanna on May 21st, 2008 10:39 am

      The poem was honest and I pray people will wake up and take it to heart. Hillary 2008

    22. karla on November 12th, 2008 4:33 pm

      why michelle obama use always red dresses thats weird

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