George Bartusek Plastic Crime of the Year: Blown out of Proportion, Can’t A Dude take his Women Shopping? Florida Man Busted In Me’nage a Trois

File this story under True Crime that writes itself … Most men want women who are not “plastic” … Not George Bartusek … now I need a shower.

Nobody likes getting caught with their pants down. However, George is not like most men.  He is Blessed. Yes, the unspoken dream of many a dude whether they are willing to admit it or not:

He has 2 girlfriends, at the same time, and they are ok with it. True Story.

Nope, you will never hear a peep out of made in china 1 or made in china 2. That is of course unless they get caught up in the seat belt and spring a leak.

Not sure if this is girl friend 1 or 2

 Georgie’s girls are P L A S T I C , as in, inflated.  Came in a box with instructions and *conditioner* to prolong quality. George Bartusek, 51,was going “downtown with the sundown” in the front seat of his 1998 Lincoln Town Car, which was parked directly in front of a Publix store. Horrified shoppers called police when they spotted Georgie paying particular attention to the woman in the front seat and not even glancing in the rear view.

Joy Wray, on vacation from CT, one of the shoppers interviewed at the scene, felt the incident had been over-inflated. She went on to say:

 “I felt sorry for the man. He looked so sad. He kept yelling at the one in the back seat as police  were putting him in the patrol car. “It’s your fault! Your mouth is always open but you never really  SAY ANYTHING!!”

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Barack Obama – Tom Daschle Withdraw Nomination due to Tax Issues Caption Contest

DASCHLE – OBAMA CAPTION CONTEST

Another Obama Cabinet choice bites the dust on tax issues.

We will start out the captions with … Dude, what the “F” were you thinking, don’t you know I am the Obamamessiah!!!

Let’s see yours …

Ground Hog Day 2009 … Punxsutawney Phil Sees Shadow, Six More Weeks of Winter

HAPPY GROUND HOG DAY

If it’s February 2 … it must be Ground Hog Day. This morning in Punxsutawney, PA at Gobbler’s Notch Punxsutawney Phil, the Seer of Seers, Prognosticator of all Prognosticators, saw his shadow and Phil says “six more weeks of winter”.

Not to be out done, our friends to the North in Nova Scotia have a seer of this own. Nova Scotia’s furry weather prognosticator Shubenacadie Sam predicted six more weeks of winter.

It also seems that Punxsutawney Phil made a couple of other predictions after the cameras were off and the crowds left:

1. Punxsutawney Phil predicted six more weeks of Leonard Padilla appearing every night on the Nancy Grace Show providing little to no substance regarding the Casey/Caylee Anthony case.

2. Punxsutawney Phil predicted six more weeks of President Obama and Democrats in Congress and the Senate trying to pass off a pork barrel, Democratic boondoggle spending plan that will double the deficit as a stimulus package.

3. Punxsutawney Phil predicted 6 more weeks of Michael Phelps apologizing for doing bong hits in order to save save with America and his sponsors.

4. Punxsutawney Phil predicted six more weeks of the main stream media carrying the water for the Obama Administration. (Actually, Phil admitted it would be 4 more years)

5. Punxsutawney Phil predicted six more weeks of Al Gore railing that there is global warming while we experience six more weeks of freezing cold winter temperatures.

6. Punxsutawney Phil predicted six more weeks of Americans scratching their heads as to why they have to pay taxes while Democratic politicians only have to in order to get Obama Cabinet positions.

Who knew Phil was so good at predicting other things besides just the weather. What else do you think Phil predicted?

Barack Obama is Human After All … Those Pesky Trick White House Windows … Where’s the Door?

Who put this window here? 

Finally, proof positive that Barack Obama is not the Messiah. It would appear that President Obama has not figured out which are the windows and which are the doors at the Oval Office. Will we see this picture over and over on cable and comedy shows? Hardly, because something as funny as a President walking into a window is only relegated for Republicans and GWB. The perception of Obama being a rookie President cannot be the image sent out to the people, even though it was damn funny. Late night comedy talk shows have said they don’t do skits on Obama, because there is no funny material. Really?

Can you imagine is George W. Bush had done something like this? Oh wait, he did. The 2005 departure from a press conference in Bejing China when GWB tugged on the locked door handles. To his defense, at least it did have a door handle. Of course with media bias, one event is lightly reported, the other becomes and endless video loop.

Former President Bill Clinton Back in the White House Oval Office Comments … “I just love that rug”

Any one ever notice that Bill Clinton always seems to need to grab the spot light of an event by saying some of the most inappropriate things? Yesterday’s Presidential meet up was no different. Get used to it Barack … it will just be one of the many during your administration.

It was an extraordinary gathering of the President-elect Barack Obama, President George W. Bush and former Presidents, Bill Clinton, George H.W. Bush and Jimmy Carter. With such an unprecedented photo op and gathering what sound bite was the most eye opening and would have made traffic stop when heard? The one of course uttered by former President Bill Clinton commenting on the Oval Office rug … “I just love that rug.”  Probably not as much as the rug that you had in the Oval Office during your Presidency? File this one in the category of comments Bill Clinton is never allowed to say. Another might be while talking to his wife Hillary, hey honey that’s a great dress, you look good in blue.

What did they talk about? Time and memoirs may let us know, but judging by a remark Mr Clinton made to President George W Bush before they headed into the adjoining dining room, there was plenty of room for idle conversation at the ultimate power lunch.

“I just love that rug,” he cooed, looking down at the pale gold rug with sunbeam design that Mr Bush brought with him in 2000 and which will shortly be packed off to his home state Texas.