Brilliant! Don’t Call Me Ma’am … Senator Barbara Boxer Meets Dr. Evil

This is a classic … From Michelle Malkin

Could you call me Senator? I’ve worked so hard to get this title.

Hey Babs, Dr. Evil wanted some respect too. It would appear that you two clowns are like peas in a pod. Let’s hope that this video shows up during Boxer’s Senate election campaign.

Here is the actual video of a childish Senator actually thinking that they have earned some type of respect as opposed to a military general.

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Blink on Crime Friday Funny: Indiana Lawyer Plays Oscar the Grouch

Jeffersonville, In– For an afternoon treat and break from the Anthonys for a few. Enjoy.

Dumpster Diving Attorney Larry Wilder has a headache today. In fact, He has an imageache. Wilder, after a night of dining and drinking with friends was found in the garbage this morning after being driven home in a Clients limo and has no memory of what happened, or how his vertical sewage swim occurred.

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Posted June 19, 2009 by
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I Once Caught a Missile This Big … Rodney Salomon Hooks Air to Air Missile

Tall tale fish story, or is it … I once caught a missile thiiiis big.

Everyone who has ever fished has their own fish story, but does your fish story include catching an Fish_storyair to air missile? Talk about your fish stories to tell your kids and grand children. Commercial fisherman Rodney Salomon hooked the missile 50 miles off Panama City in the Gulf of Mexico. Even more amazing than catching the missile, Rodney Salomon kept the missile on his boat for 10 days before returning to port near St. Petersburg. Luckily, it contained no explosives.

A military bomb squad met him at the shore in Florida to remove sensitive technology from the projectile and dispose of it.

Local authorities initially said the missile was live, but Eglin Air Force Base spokesman Samuel King later said it contained no explosives.

Salomon hoped to keep it as a souvenir, but took precautions because he didn’t know if it was live.

Posted June 10, 2009 by
Bizarre, Fun, Humor, Military, WTF | one comment

D-Day … Obama Reminded Not to Apologize for America Past Actions at this Event … at Obama Beach

Was it the teleprompter or a note from an aide that reminded President Barack Obama to not do his usual apology for America’s actions at the 65th Anniversary of the D-Day Invasion?

It was a First on foreign soil, No Apologies from Obama for US military actions abroad

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Michael Ramirez

Did anyone catch British Prime Minister Gordon Brown who remembered the D-Day Invasion on the beaches of Normandy as “Obama” Beach? Some of these European leaders have such Obama on the brain disease that every word and thought has to do with the Obamamessiah. What a joke. Yet another world leader who needs a history lesson or at least to proof read his speech before he ever reads it in public.

PM Brown Remembers Obama on D-Day

“… So next to Obama Beach, We Join President Obama in particular tribute …”

As The Gateway Pundit stated,  “Obviously, Obama is not the only one who is a clueless on world history. Prime Minister Gordon Brown remembered “Obama” Beach today at D-Day ceremonies in Normandy”.

For the history challenged … It was Omaha Beach.

‘OBAMA BEACH’ SALUTE; D-DAY TURNS O-DAY AS BRIT PM FLUBS LINE

All Obama, all the time …

It was supposed to be a tribute for D-Day veterans, but British Prime Minister Gordon Brown had another hero in mind.

The embattled PM referred to historic Omaha Beach as “Obama Beach” during his speech at ceremonies marking the 65th anniversary of the Allied invasion of Normandy, France.

Obama to Appoint Pay Czar Kenneth Feinberg … More Socialism You can Believe In

The socialism just never ends with this administration, now the White House Set to appoint a pay Czar.  Feinberg’s appointment could be announced as early as next week, when the administration is expected to release executive-compensation guidelines for firms receiving aid from the $700 billion Troubled Asset Relief Program.  How long has this program been in effect?

The Obama administration plans to appoint a “Special Master for Compensation” to ensure that companies receiving federal bailout funds are abiding by executive-pay guidelines, according to people familiar with the matter.

The administration is expected to name Kenneth Feinberg, who oversaw the federal government’s compensation fund for victims of the Sept. 11, 2001, terrorist attacks, to act as a pay czar for the Treasury Department, these people said.

The Obama socialist administration cannot be taken seriously anymore as it has become obvious that they will be appointing a Czar for everything that they wish to control where they can bypass any Legislative process of confirmation for these people. So, we will put forth one of our favorite blogs, Scrapple Face, to discuss the newest Obama Czar …the Hall Monitor. Other future Czars … Teleprompter czar, Obama is now a Muslim czar and try and continue to BS America that Obama is not a socialist czar.

Later in the month, insiders say the president will appoint Esther Schultz, a retired woman from rural Pennsylvania, to serve as “Special Master of Hallway Traffic” to ensure that employees of bailed-out firms “remain at their desks during work hours, not out wandering the halls and getting into mischief.”

Mrs. Schultz, who for 73 years served as hall monitor at William H. Grimace High School, in Carbondale, got on the president’s short list of potential nominees largely on the strength of her ability to enunciate with authority the crucial question: “And where are you supposed to be, young man?”

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