Oops She Did It Again … Kathy Griffin Drops “F” Bomb on CNN’s New Year’s Eve Broadcast, AGAIN!

Forget the D-list Kathy Griffin, you just permanently made the  “F” List …

When I first saw this story I thought there was an erroneous publishing of a story that took place last year when comedian Kathy Griffin dropped the “F” bomb on CNN’s New Years Eve live broadcast.

Nope, oops she did it again. For the second year in a row, Kathy Griffin drops the “F” bomb live on CNN’s New Years broadcast. CNN must be so proud. Other networks like ABC have Dick Clark as their annualy vision of what it means to ring in the New year, CNN has a vulgar, potty mouthed comedian dropping the “F” bomb. Classy!

For the second straight year, comedian Kathy Griffin ushered in the new year by saying something vulgar on CNN.

During the network’s live New Year’s Eve broadcast from Times Square, Griffin was joking with co-host Anderson Cooper about how to pronounce the first name of “balloon boy” Falcon Heene when she mumbled something that sounded a little like “Falcon” and a lot like the F-word.

Cooper hung his head, shook it and said “You’re terrible,” before resuming his banter.

The network said in a statement Friday that it “regrets that profanity was used during our New Year’s Eve coverage.”

Forget the D-List!

“Fal … Fu–ing? Falcon? How do you say it?” Griffin asked Cooper during the broadcast, fumbling the boy’s name.
The chuckling anchor’s response? “You’re terrible,” he told Griffin, who was warned not to curse on TV. “Really terrible.”

CNN, stop completely embarrassing yourself and remove this nit-wit from the New Years broadcast. Once is bad enough, twice! Have some respect for your network and can her.

Posted January 2, 2010 by
Holidays, Humor, Media, WTF | 4 comments

Classic: Snubbed Norwegians Use Obama Cardboard Cutout at Save the Children Event (Obama No Show)

Obama cardboard cut out attends concert for Save the Children in Oslo, Norway. Could any one tell the difference?

Some Norwegians were miffed that Nobel Peace Prize winner Barack Obama did not show at the “Save the Children” benefit concert. So, they did the next best thing … they included a cardboard cut out of the Obamamessiah instead. I wonder if they had a cardboard teleprompter cut out as well?

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Obama had quite a whirlwind day Thursday – he signed the Nobel guest book, huddled with Prime Minister Jens Stoltenberg, met with King Harald V and Queen Sonja, and delivered an acceptance speech after he was formally presented with the prize. He also joined the king and queen at an evening banquet.

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Dennis Miller on The Factor … “I am Glad that Obama Did not Bow to the Party Crashers”

Barack Obama finally earns some Presidental points according to Dennis Miller on O’Reilly’s Factor … at least Obama do not bow to the couple.

Dennis Miller: “I want them to dispose her and get her to admit she’s 44 under oath… I’m just proud of our president when they showed him, it was nice to finally see him not bow to somebody, you know.

She is the peroxide czar

The reason why i think they snuck through teh front gate is I think he has the Secret Service so on top of keeping Biden far away from him, that they just walked right through.

From the Gateway Pundit, This is priceless and although I am not a “birther” either, this is damn funny.

BTW, why does the WH want to block testimony of The Wedding Crashers? Oh sorry, the Party Crashers. Wasn’t this supposed to be the most transparent Administration EVAH!

Barack Obama Finally Acts Decisive & Presidential … Pardons “Courage” the Turkey

Today, with his two daughters by his side, President Barack Obama pardoned a turkey. Contrary to popular opinion, it was not Nancy Pelosi, Harry Reid or a myriad of other liberal Democrats in the Congress who were the recipients of the pardon. 

Barack Obama acted decisive and pardoned “Courage” the Turkey.

Barack Obama stated during his pardon of Courage the Turkey“that he had saved or created four turkeys.” Maybe Barack should have added that only $787 billion was needed to save said turkeys. The One even chuckled at his own joke. You know, it might have been funny if Obama was not actually making fun of his standard “created or saved” jobs stump speech line where Americans have lost jobs and find themselves unemployed at Thanksgiving because Obama’s policies have not saved or created jobs.

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There just is something bizarre about the fact that Obama only seems comfortable when he is yucking it up. Obama would later go on to say, “there are certain days that remind me why I ran for this office. And there are moments like this where I pardon a turkey and send it to Disney Land.” On a personal note, Obama has never acted more Presidential than he did pardoning the turkey. He was presented with an issue, did not dither, acted responsibly and decisively. Who knew it would take a pardoning of a turkey to accomplish such a feat.

Maybe Barack Obama can pardon Americans from Obamacare while he is at it.

Posted November 25, 2009 by
Barack Obama, Fun, Holidays, Humor | 11 comments

SNL Rips Barack Obama on Excessive Spending, Debt, Jobs, Stimulus, Obamacare, Cash for Clunkers …” I Liked to be Kissed when Someone is Doing Sex to Me!!!”

SNL has finally figured it out that true humor is based upon the truth. The truth of the matter is that Obama’s trip to Asia was a joke. Frankly, the Obama Administration is turning out to be one cruel joke.

SNL once again mocks and satirizes Barack Obama’s meeting with the Chinese President. You know it’s terrible for Obama and his policies when liberals on SNL find it so easy to mock what this president is doing. If you have not seen this skit, I strongly suggest you do as it may be one of the best SNL has done in a long, long time. That, and the very network who help get Obama elected, is now exposing his policies for the farce that they truly are.

” I Liked to be Kissed when someone is doing Sex to Me!!!”

Imagine the concept of Communist China dictating to the United States the fundamental principles of capitalism. In some of the most scathing satire that SNL has done in years. Might I add, dead on satire, SNL even references that name of Michelle Obama … Do I look like Mrs. Obama? Then why are you trying to do sex to me like I was Mrs Obama.

If SNL can satarize the Chinese as knowing they are being “SEXED,” why can’t most Americans figure out the same? The reason that makes satire funny and the SNL audience was laughing is there has to be truth as the underlying basis of the satire. This might just be the best SNL has done in quite some time.

This really is must see TV …

Will you kiss me?

I like being kissed when some one is doing SEX to me!!!

Thank you Mr. President. I would like to add that I completely understand why you feel entitled to come here and lecture China on our short coming. After all, my country does owe the United States a great deal of money. Oh wait, hold on a moment.

Oh, I think I have that backwards. I believe that it is your country that owes us a large amount of money … I believe it is $800 billion.

Obama: There are signs that are bail out has steadied the financial markets and stimulus package has been effective in fixing out jobs crisis.

Chinese President: I am curious, how man jobs has it created?

Obama: Answer, so far … none.

Chinese President: How exactly is extending health care coverage to 30 million more people going to save money?

Obama: I don’t know.

Chinese President: And this “Cash for Clunkers” program, I am to understand that you purchased many of these clunkers with our money … Just so there is no misunderstanding, you are not allowed to pay us back in Clunkers.

Chinese President: While you are here are you at least going to treat me to dinner and a movie?

Obama: I am sorry?

Chinese President: I think it’s the polite thing to do before, DOING SEX TO ME!!

Exit Question: Imagine if SNL and others were portraying Obama like this during the Presidential campaign instead of protecting him and saying nothing that he does is funny. Does any one think he would have ever been elected?

A great comment from No Sheeple Here, “this was one time when the turkey that NBC has become was briefly the proud peacock it once was”. That is so true. If the point of your show is humor and satire, then it should not make a difference as to what party is in power. Obama has been a target rich humor and satire environment for quite some time; however, the liberal LEFT has refused to go there. If they had during the campaign and the Democrat Primaries, Obama would still be a community organizer Senator.

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