Barack Obama Finally Acts Decisive & Presidential … Pardons “Courage” the Turkey


Today, with his two daughters by his side, President Barack Obama pardoned a turkey. Contrary to popular opinion, it was not Nancy Pelosi, Harry Reid or a myriad of other liberal Democrats in the Congress who were the recipients of the pardon. 

Barack Obama acted decisive and pardoned “Courage” the Turkey.

Barack Obama stated during his pardon of Courage the Turkey“that he had saved or created four turkeys.” Maybe Barack should have added that only $787 billion was needed to save said turkeys. The One even chuckled at his own joke. You know, it might have been funny if Obama was not actually making fun of his standard “created or saved” jobs stump speech line where Americans have lost jobs and find themselves unemployed at Thanksgiving because Obama’s policies have not saved or created jobs.


There just is something bizarre about the fact that Obama only seems comfortable when he is yucking it up. Obama would later go on to say, “there are certain days that remind me why I ran for this office. And there are moments like this where I pardon a turkey and send it to Disney Land.” On a personal note, Obama has never acted more Presidential than he did pardoning the turkey. He was presented with an issue, did not dither, acted responsibly and decisively. Who knew it would take a pardoning of a turkey to accomplish such a feat.

Maybe Barack Obama can pardon Americans from Obamacare while he is at it.

Posted November 25, 2009 by
Barack Obama, Fun, Holidays, Humor | 11 comments

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  • Comments

    11 Responses to “Barack Obama Finally Acts Decisive & Presidential … Pardons “Courage” the Turkey”

    1. idiot patrol on November 25th, 2009 11:32 pm

      LOL, a turkey pardoning a turkey!!!

    2. buster on November 26th, 2009 1:02 am

      I am confused !!! Did he BOW to the turkey first ???
      His Finest moment for the day !!! Today I will Bow my head in shame, Thank you mister prezzzzzzzzzz

    3. buster on November 26th, 2009 1:03 am

      Pardon me Turkey !!!

    4. rightknight on November 26th, 2009 2:12 am

      Why send the turkey to Disneyland? We should give
      the ‘Bird’ to Obowma and his gang for Thanksgiving
      (why wait ’til 2012 anyway?).

    5. flutter1 on November 26th, 2009 8:07 am

      Save America: send the chicken to Disneyland and let Courage take over the White House.

    6. Carpe on November 26th, 2009 8:17 am

      Obama pardoned Courage and then talked him into getting a H1N1 shot.

      > DEAD.

      Body to be viewed at the Capitol Rotunda all week,
      then to be flown on to Holly Farms for burial.

    7. Susan on November 26th, 2009 9:12 am

      This is probably the ONLY “act” Obama is COMPETENT enough and QUALIFIED to perform, pardoning a TURKEY…ROFLMAO!!

      I don’t know if the following article is true or not, but I hope to God it is!!

      Obama set to force ObamaCare while his eligibility trial date set?

      By Sher Zieve

      As rumors that Obama plans to — again — resuscitate his hard line Marxist push for his government-controlled ObamaCare (the so-called “public option” that is no option at all) down the throats of the American people during his Wednesday night speech, something else is looming on the horizon for the dictator-in-chief.

      While Obama was delivering his “love me and support me” speech to our nation’s children, the hearing on a motion for discovery regarding the eligibility of Barack Hussein Obama to even occupy the Office of the Presidency of the United States — Keyes v Obama — was underway.

      Note: All other efforts from multiple other attorneys handling multiple other cases have been denied by courts that strongly appear to have been intimidated by Obama’s DOJ.

      On Friday 7 September, the US Justice Department advised federal Judge David O. Carter to dismiss the case on their previously highly successful (if bogus) “standing” argument; which claims that — even if the merits of the case are correct — plaintiffs cannot show they have experienced harm. Instead, on Tuesday, Judge Carter heard Attorney Orly Taitz’ motion and set a tentative and expedited trial date for 26 January 2010. The date is tentative as Judge Carter will be addressing the ObamaAttorneys’ motion to dismiss the case on 5 October. If Obama’s motion to dismiss is not granted, Taitz’ discovery hearing will take place that same day and the case challenging Obama’s eligibility will proceed. As Obama has reportedly spent between $1-1.5 Millions to hide his school and true birth records, this would be the first time We-the-People would have access to them.

      Note: As of this writing not one of the major news outlets (aka Obama’s State-run media) have reported anything at all on Judge Carter’s ruling.

      In the meantime, however, Dictator-in-Chief Barack Hussein Obama continues his attempts to force draconian and Orwellian ObamaCare and Cap and Trade down our throats. Not only is he not listening to the American people he is overtly telling us ‘I don’t give a damn what you want. This is MY country and no longer yours! I’m in power, now.’

      In the meantime, the ObamaCongress has just announced that it will work to raise the debt (aka theft from and gutting of the USA) ceiling above $12 Trillions. In other words, Obama’s and his minions pilfering from and to be implemented total control over the American people is still well underway. Folks, not only is it not time to end our fight, it’s time to amplify it!

    8. NewGirlBoston on November 26th, 2009 9:35 am


      Wow…this is too funny—-especially the cartoon with Pelosi as the Queen Turkey!

      Does Bo the Portugeuse Water Dog get to break the wish bone that Michelle might hand to him in her $600.00 Designer Sneakers?

      Nothing but love for the Obama’s….NOT

    9. NewGirlBoston on November 26th, 2009 9:37 am

      OK…sorry but I do have to clarify. In absolute honesty—the Obama girls really are adorable.

      I do like Michelle’s fashion sense as well, legit.

      That’s about it though…her Husband can’t run our Country for JACK….he should have stuck to his corrupt Community Organizing back in Chi-Town….


    10. buster on November 26th, 2009 10:59 am

      #9 the two girls could run the country better than papa could !!!

    11. Teri on November 27th, 2009 4:53 am

      This time of year there are *turkey buying* tips everywhere. Thanks to this priceless Pelosi picture, this now makes even more sense.

      “Older turkeys are tough, useless and should not be on the market.”

      @#9-I agree those girls are absolutely adorable.

      that said, after all Obama’s “regrets” over the access hollywood interview I thought he had made them off limits to the media? Scheduled, short and approved media only, with more security hired to enforce this.

      Maybe it was just an “OMG cameras!!! quick girls hide here!” type things…lol

      I believe the extra $security$ was also “needed” do to the increasing number of Presidential death threats…”30 a day” commonly reported. Call me crazy but if I was receiving death threats that I took “seriously” I wouldn’t allow my kids to stand in the same block I was in!

      With all the available pictures and video that contradict his own words, it’s obvious that he too has joined the increasing number of people who don’t even bother listening to the lies.

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