WINNING? Sounds More Like Bombing … Charlie Sheen Booed & Heckled at his Disastrous Live Show Debut

In the case of Charlie Sheen, never has WINNING been more about complete and total defeat. It would appear defeat is an option.

Question One … who is more insane and on crack, Charlie Sheen or the people who actually thought it was a good idea to send this unstable and off the wall clown out on stage in a live tour? We are awaiting your answers.

Question Two … who is foolish enough to part with their money and actually pay to see Charlie Sheen in the first place?

As reported by Entertainment Weekly, Charlie Sheen opened his Violent Torpedo of Truth Tour in Detroit, MI at the Fox Theater on Saturday night before an adoring crowd. Needless to say, it did not take long for a adoration to turn to boos, heckling and folks walking out. As people started booing, Sheen responded by saying, “I already got your money, dude!” Let this be a lesson to people thinking about buying tickets in the future.

First the U.S. automaker recession, and now this. Charlie Sheen unleashed his Violent Torpedo of Truth Tour on the Motor City on Saturday night before a crowd that greeted the actor with an adoring standing ovation and concluded with booing and walk-outs. The padded and disjointed show was a hodgepodge of video clips and Sheen-isms that felt hastily assembled and misjudged the patience of even the hardest of hardcore fans.

As the Daily Caller opines, “There’s one born every minute, and nobody’s more glad than Charlie Sheen.”  All I can say after watching the VIDEO’s and reading the accounts of the disastrous Sheen exploits, please tell me that no one who actually bought a ticket to watch this mess actually votes.

The reviews of the show were disastrous as seen at Entertainment Weekly. Just a thought, was there ever a doubt that they would not be? Did people who went to see an out of control, drugged on Charlie Sheen drinking Tiger’s Blood actually think that what they were going to witness was going to be good?

For those who purchased tickets and continue to, consider yourself lemmings and additional confirmation that there really is a sucker born every minute.

UPDATE I: As reported at Big Hollywood, Charlie Sheen calls Sarah Palin a “whore” in his show. Wow Charlie, call that “winning”? For some one who claims he is so different and outside the mainstream, you appear to be nothing more than a lemming yourself. How original, attacking a wife and mom by calling her a derogatory name. You are losing again.

UPDATE II: What is the over/under on when Live Nation will pull the plug?

How long before Live Nation pulls the plug? I’d say, not long, because what they don’t want is an avalanche of ticket refund requests and cancellations in every city. Bad publicity in one city is one thing, but tonight is Chicago and by Friday Sheen is supposed to play Radio City Music Hall.

The Dana Pretzer Show On Scared Monkeys Radio – Tuesday, March 29th, 2011 – Special Guests: Wendy Murphy, Drew Kesse & Tom Philbin

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Tonight Dana welcomes special guests:

• Wendy Murphy - Author, Former DA and Law Professor discusses her recent Article for the Patriot Ledger,
    ’ CHARLIE SHEEN WANTS US TO FEEL BAD, BUT NOT FOR HIM’

“While Sheen continues his victory tour, and we keep watching him for all the wrong reasons, it’s worth noting the novelty of how one man continues to feel good about making virtually everyone else feel bad.”

Also Wendy talks about It Happened to Alexa

• Drew Kesse, the father of missing Jennifer Kesse discussing the “Catch Me Killer “
• Author Tom Philbin discussing his new book ‘The Killer Book of Infamous Murders

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Andrew Dice Clay Tells Charlie Sheen You Are Not Winning, Get Some (Bleeping) Help

Now I remember why I used to love Andrew Dice Clay …

It started out as a question regarding Gilbert Gottfried who was just recently canned by AFLAC due to his twitter comments he made regarding the Japan earthquake tragedy. However it soon turned to Charlie Sheen and the rest is Dice Man history. The “Dice Man” went on a tirade like only he could and basically told Charleen Sheen .. hey Chuck …  Hickory, Dickory Dock … OH! 

Andrew Dice Clay went after Charlie Sheen and turned it into a quintessential Dice Man comedy routine which Sheen as the focus. However, what came from the profanity laced commenst that may have set a Guinness Book of World Records for censor beeps was many valid and lucid points from Andrew Dice Clay. Although crude. the Dice Man was spot on … Hey Charlie get some f#&$ing help.

This is a must watch VIDEO (warning, profanity).

Dice man said, maybe this (beep) Charlie Sheen should say something nice abhout all these people in Japan and their families while he has the (beep) attention on him? Dice then said, know what gets me about him, no one has the balls to tell him how (beep)ed up he is. 

Then came the “Hey Charlie you think you are winning” part of the video that is a must see … WOW! Do you call it winning that you get your kids taken from you?

GET THE (BEEP) HELP YOU (BEEPING) NEED!

The Dana Pretzer Show On Scared Monkeys Radio – Wednesday, March 16th, 2011 – Special Guests: Clint Van Zandt, Dr. Dale Archer & Blink from Blink on Crime

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Tonight Dana welcomes special guests:

• Dr Clint Van Zandt - With safety tips for travelling to Mexico and just how dangerous it is South of the Border.
• Crime Blog Goddess Blink from Blink On Crime  will be discussing the Caylee/Casey Anthony case, Chris George and all things Crime with updates on important cases.
• Dr Dale Archer -  discussing is Charlie Sheen Crazy or is he Crazy like a fox ?

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Charlie Sheen Winning? Officially Fired from Two and a Half Men … Vows Lawsuit with Tiger Blood

Winning? Hardly Charlie … any one who hires this guy is us out of their mind … Tiger blood, Goof grief

Charlie Sheen calls the following winning … we call it a train wreck with an unhappy ending.

Charlie Sheen is officially fired from CBS’s “Two and a Half Men” and then does what Charlie Sheen does best, threatens a law suit and goes on yet another bizarre and foolish rant. Are you serious Charlie, waiving a machete from TMZ and making mock of Martin Luther King Jr. by “saying free at last” when asked about your firing by CBS. Good grief, my only question in all of this is why you were not fired sooner?

Because we all know he is not bi-polar, he’s bi-winning.

Just a note to Charlie Seen and his lunacy rants, tweets and videos … REAL WINNING IS SANTANA, NUFF SAID!!!

Sadly, the only reason why anyone in the media is following this “train wreck” is so they can watch him crash live on TV or the Internet. And here you have it, the real reason why Charlie Sheen gets PR, folks looking to make a dime off of the bizarre rantings of Sheen … now available every where, Tiger Blood cocktail.

You know folks, any of you that actually purchase Sheen’s “Winning” merchandise or worse yet wear it … you have issue and might be in need of getting a life.