Andrew Dice Clay Tells Charlie Sheen You Are Not Winning, Get Some (Bleeping) Help


Now I remember why I used to love Andrew Dice Clay

It started out as a question regarding Gilbert Gottfried who was just recently canned by AFLAC due to his twitter comments he made regarding the Japan earthquake tragedy. However it soon turned to Charlie Sheen and the rest is Dice Man history. The “Dice Man” went on a tirade like only he could and basically told Charleen Sheen .. hey Chuck …  Hickory, Dickory Dock … OH! 

Andrew Dice Clay went after Charlie Sheen and turned it into a quintessential Dice Man comedy routine which Sheen as the focus. However, what came from the profanity laced commenst that may have set a Guinness Book of World Records for censor beeps was many valid and lucid points from Andrew Dice Clay. Although crude. the Dice Man was spot on … Hey Charlie get some f#&$ing help.

This is a must watch VIDEO (warning, profanity).

Dice man said, maybe this (beep) Charlie Sheen should say something nice abhout all these people in Japan and their families while he has the (beep) attention on him? Dice then said, know what gets me about him, no one has the balls to tell him how (beep)ed up he is. 

Then came the “Hey Charlie you think you are winning” part of the video that is a must see … WOW! Do you call it winning that you get your kids taken from you?


Posted March 19, 2011 by
Celebrity, Charlie Sheen, WTF | 8 comments

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    8 Responses to “Andrew Dice Clay Tells Charlie Sheen You Are Not Winning, Get Some (Bleeping) Help”

    1. akmom on March 19th, 2011 4:44 pm

      I don’t even have the words for what I feel about Sheen, accept “Loosing.” Interesting that SOMEONE brought up that $%^&*(O Gilbert Gottfried. I heard him on a CA radio show, live after the 2004 tsunami. He is disgusting beyond words and SHOULD have had his sorry azz fired then.

    2. Michelle Smith on March 19th, 2011 5:34 pm

      LOL….Love It…..

    3. Buster on March 20th, 2011 8:52 am

      Jack and Jill went up the hill each with a buck and a quarter, Jill the B*%$* comes down the hill with two fifty !!!

    4. Nut44x4 on March 20th, 2011 2:28 pm

      LoL……my Son and I were just discussing Dice Man the other day, lmao.

    5. johndao on March 20th, 2011 7:16 pm

      This washed up has been wishes he made 2% of the money Sheen makes.His shtick of being an Italian wiseass despite the fact that he’s really Jewish got old in 1991.Next….
      SM: Since when is it all about money? Hey Joedoa, you cant take it with you. Last time I checks Chuck wasnt making any $’s from 2 and 1/2 men unless he had royalty rights from syndication. Then again, what difference does $’s make when you are cracked out?

    6. NGBoston on March 20th, 2011 7:21 pm

      The Diceman was a hoot back in the day, and clearly his hysterical sense of humor has not changed.

      Crude profanity, adult material or not—there is still and never will be anyone like ADC. How about the faces and body language. Remember the behind the back thing taking a drag off the cigarette? LMAO

      <3 him!

    7. NGBoston on March 22nd, 2011 3:19 pm

      @ Johndao— I am venturing a guess that you suffer from Napoleon’s Syndrome.

      STFU already, will you?


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