RSSHillary Clinton Shaves Head for Media Attention …”I have much a larger cranium than Sen. Obama”
In a desperate move to regain the political attention from upstart Illinois Senator 
Obama, Hillary Clinton shaves her head. “I am in it to win it” she told Scott Ott of Scrapple Face. Obviously we know that Hillary Clinton will stop at nothing to win … including a shaved cranium.
“If Britney Spears can milk a week’s worth of top headlines from this trivial act, so can I,” said a visibly-agitated Mrs. Clinton, who, as it turns out, has “magnificent head shape,” according to the stylist on duty.
“I’m in, and I’m in to win,” she said. “The American voters can now see that I have much a larger cranium than Sen. Obama, and I think they’ll draw their own conclusions.”
You have got to read the full post at Scrapple Face. This has to be one of their funniest and most sarcastic posts ever. Brilliant!!! (Hat Tip: Anna … I am still LMAO)
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All she is missing is a cigarette. Oh, Obama smokes, but did Hillhairless take a stand against smoking?
Wait until Hillary gets that “wannabe Marilyn Monroe” wig that Britney was sporting .. LOL
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I forgot my math,i was lmaorof.I think.Dwight was bald,and Hillary can be also.
wait, this is enough. please, not the short skirt, pantyless look next. please not that.
dennisintn
Are you kidding me?
We have a presidential candidate that follows the trend set
by a teen-age idol that is, obviously, on drugs and out of
control?
What the ?!?!?!??!
I am (was) a devout democrat, but I’ll be damned if I’m
going to support a party that sinks to tactics like this
to get attention. She just lost any chance that she may
have had at getting my vote, but more than that, she just
lost my respect for her as a person.
Send her to rehab…
Send her to a mental hospital…
But, please don’t send her to Washington!
If Hillary cant control her man, how can she be expected to run a country??? Hasnt she learned its not the size of your head, its the size of your ba–s to win!!!!!
Best I ever seen Hil look! Bet 2 Dolloar Bill loves rubing on that! All she needs is a couple of lips on the wrist & a cigar to top it off.. maybe one of those little short blue mini skirt numbers! NO Drawers Hil!! You said you would do (What ever it takes)!!!!!!!! Hil Please don’t disgrace like Bill!!!!!!!!!!!!
Is this for real?
okay ladies & gentlemen…..
AND THEN WE WONDER WHY HILIARY CAN’T KEEP BILL SATISIFED…
It’s obvious that neiter of then can consult with eachother enough to realize & see what the other is doing…. I’m sure Bill had no idea that Hiliary was going to this much trouble getting votes… I’m srue had he infact have known he’d a pulled a few favors… HA!
Now honestly how many of u would elect a person who follows the pop tabloid so closly.. i myself as an 18 yr old mature young adult dont even bother with it……
Come on- Hiliary should have atleast donated her hair to the Cancer Foundation… Hello?? do something good for the Comunity… What ever happened to that?????
In Conclusion i would like to say that the person that runs this Beauitful Country we call home should not be soneone with a “BIGG HEAD”…they should be level minded, a LEADER (not a follower), Smart, & ready for anything…..
COME ON AMERICA DO WHATS RIGHT!!!
Sinead O’Hillary commerative plates. Get ‘em while they last.
She has a better chance at a recording contract and full tour concert schedule than she does at becoming president. People don’ like phonies, and she fits the bill. (Well maybe if she did fit the Bill, ‘ole Billy wouldn’t have had to go and get….er never mind.)
ROFL – That Hillary pic is beautious!
that’s not Hillary, it’s Sinead O’connor !
Hill is a b**ch and a stupid woman. She never looks happy. She is always negative. She is very stupid for not kicking that lyin’, cheating husband of hers to the curb. I could not tolerate her voice as President for 4 or 8 years. Please do not vote for her for President. The Country will go down the toilet. No morals. No principles. Yuck, Yuck.