Hillary Clinton Shaves Head for Media Attention …”I have much a larger cranium than Sen. Obama”


In a desperate move to regain the political attention from upstart Illinois Senator HillarybaldObama, Hillary Clinton shaves her head. “I am in it to win it” she told Scott Ott of Scrapple Face. Obviously we know that Hillary Clinton will stop at nothing to win … including a shaved cranium.

“If Britney Spears can milk a week’s worth of top headlines from this trivial act, so can I,” said a visibly-agitated Mrs. Clinton, who, as it turns out, has “magnificent head shape,” according to the stylist on duty.

“I’m in, and I’m in to win,” she said. “The American voters can now see that I have much a larger cranium than Sen. Obama, and I think they’ll draw their own conclusions.”

You have got to read the full post at Scrapple Face. This has to be one of their funniest and most sarcastic posts ever. Brilliant!!! (Hat Tip: Anna … I am still LMAO)

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  • Comments

    13 Responses to “Hillary Clinton Shaves Head for Media Attention …”I have much a larger cranium than Sen. Obama””

    1. Miss-Underestimated on February 20th, 2007 9:34 pm

      All she is missing is a cigarette. Oh, Obama smokes, but did Hillhairless take a stand against smoking?

    2. Scared Monkeys on February 20th, 2007 9:55 pm

      Wait until Hillary gets that “wannabe Marilyn Monroe” wig that Britney was sporting .. LOL


    3. joe bear on February 20th, 2007 10:25 pm

      I forgot my math,i was lmaorof.I think.Dwight was bald,and Hillary can be also.

    4. dennisintn on February 20th, 2007 11:48 pm

      wait, this is enough. please, not the short skirt, pantyless look next. please not that.

    5. Patti on February 21st, 2007 1:56 am

      Are you kidding me?

      We have a presidential candidate that follows the trend set
      by a teen-age idol that is, obviously, on drugs and out of

      What the ?!?!?!??!

      I am (was) a devout democrat, but I’ll be damned if I’m
      going to support a party that sinks to tactics like this
      to get attention. She just lost any chance that she may
      have had at getting my vote, but more than that, she just
      lost my respect for her as a person.

      Send her to rehab…

      Send her to a mental hospital…

      But, please don’t send her to Washington!

    6. vicki on February 21st, 2007 10:00 am

      If Hillary cant control her man, how can she be expected to run a country??? Hasnt she learned its not the size of your head, its the size of your ba–s to win!!!!!

    7. Freebrid on February 21st, 2007 10:33 am

      Best I ever seen Hil look! Bet 2 Dolloar Bill loves rubing on that! All she needs is a couple of lips on the wrist & a cigar to top it off.. maybe one of those little short blue mini skirt numbers! NO Drawers Hil!! You said you would do (What ever it takes)!!!!!!!! Hil Please don’t disgrace like Bill!!!!!!!!!!!!

    8. nurturer on February 21st, 2007 11:34 am

      Is this for real?

    9. KAYLA-LA-LA-LA on February 21st, 2007 7:59 pm

      okay ladies & gentlemen…..


      It’s obvious that neiter of then can consult with eachother enough to realize & see what the other is doing…. I’m sure Bill had no idea that Hiliary was going to this much trouble getting votes… I’m srue had he infact have known he’d a pulled a few favors… HA!

      Now honestly how many of u would elect a person who follows the pop tabloid so closly.. i myself as an 18 yr old mature young adult dont even bother with it……

      Come on- Hiliary should have atleast donated her hair to the Cancer Foundation… Hello?? do something good for the Comunity… What ever happened to that?????

      In Conclusion i would like to say that the person that runs this Beauitful Country we call home should not be soneone with a “BIGG HEAD”…they should be level minded, a LEADER (not a follower), Smart, & ready for anything…..


    10. Skyboxx on February 21st, 2007 8:09 pm

      Sinead O’Hillary commerative plates. Get ‘em while they last.

      She has a better chance at a recording contract and full tour concert schedule than she does at becoming president. People don’ like phonies, and she fits the bill. (Well maybe if she did fit the Bill, ‘ole Billy wouldn’t have had to go and get….er never mind.)

    11. Carpe Noctem on February 22nd, 2007 4:37 am

      ROFL – That Hillary pic is beautious!

    12. SUPER DAVE on February 22nd, 2007 10:33 am

      that’s not Hillary, it’s Sinead O’connor !

    13. Catlady on June 23rd, 2007 2:49 pm

      Hill is a b**ch and a stupid woman. She never looks happy. She is always negative. She is very stupid for not kicking that lyin’, cheating husband of hers to the curb. I could not tolerate her voice as President for 4 or 8 years. Please do not vote for her for President. The Country will go down the toilet. No morals. No principles. Yuck, Yuck.

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