In a desperate move to regain the political attention from upstart Illinois Senator Obama, Hillary Clinton shaves her head. “I am in it to win it” she told Scott Ott of Scrapple Face. Obviously we know that Hillary Clinton will stop at nothing to win … including a shaved cranium.
“If Britney Spears can milk a week’s worth of top headlines from this trivial act, so can I,” said a visibly-agitated Mrs. Clinton, who, as it turns out, has “magnificent head shape,” according to the stylist on duty.
“I’m in, and I’m in to win,” she said. “The American voters can now see that I have much a larger cranium than Sen. Obama, and I think they’ll draw their own conclusions.”
You have got to read the full post at Scrapple Face. This has to be one of their funniest and most sarcastic posts ever. Brilliant!!! (Hat Tip: Anna … I am still LMAO)