Two Charged With Public Indecency in Western Illinois for Being McNude

McNUDE … file this one under, nothing ever good happens when you are out after 2 AM.

Two individuals are being charged with public indecency for their little stunt of going through the McDonald’s drive-thru totally naked. The male and female duo were still in the McD’s parking lot when police arrived. The two were released from Knox County Jail after being ordered to appear in court. No is no truth to the rumor that the nude man wanted his Big Mac order “super-sized”.

I am guessing the two were in the parking lot contemplating what was in a Big Mac?

Police in Galesburg say a 19-year-old El Paso man and a 21-year-old Galesburg woman were released from Knox County Jail after being ordered to appear in court to face public indecency charges.

WGIL Radio reports that the duo was still in the McDonald’s parking lot when officers arrived just before 2 a.m. Wednesday. Police say the man was crouched over in the driver’s seat trying to put on a pair of pants, while his passenger was covering up in a blanket.

The not-so bright nude duo might have wanted to have got out of Dodge, not stay in the parking lot. All this and it was not even New Years Eve where we could blame it all on alcohol.