Good grief, get ready for the “ICK” award of the week … 28 year old Charles Marshall was arrested for masturbating in an ally and having public sex with the aid of a teddy bear. OK, I need to get that image out of my head and the taste of reflux vomit from my mouth. So you think that is gross, there is more? It is the fourth time in the past two years the “Teddy bear” perv was arrested for engaging in public indecency and disorderly conduct with a teddy bear. Isn’t there some kinda three strike law that can be used to get this perv off the streets?
Charles Marshall, 28, was arrested Wednesday evening after employees at a health clinic spotted him pleasuring himself in an alley. Marshall, pictured in the adjacent mug shot, was cited for disorderly conduct.
Municipal Court records show that Marshall has already been convicted three times of engaging in public indecency/disorderly conduct with a teddy bear. The misdemeanor counts resulted in short jail sentences and small fines for Marshall.
Charles Marshall’s fave iPod song … “Teddy Bear”
Since the sick news of Charles Marshall’s pervy exploits have been made public, Winnie-the-Pooh, Yogi the Bear & Boo Boo , and the Care Bears have all gone into hiding. Goldilocks and the three bears have also changed the locks to their home.