Alrighty Then … First Homosexual Caveman Found, Gay Cave Man?


And now for something completely different … Archaeologists state that they may have discovered the remains of what is described as the world’s oldest known gay caveman. Who knows where to even begin with this one? A 5000 year old gay cave man? I had wanted to use a similar title, but it looks like the folks at the  Jawa Reports  beat me to it  … ‘Science! Oldest Homo Homo Sapien Discovered!’

Archaeologists have unearthed the 5,000-year-old remains of what they believe may have been the world’s oldest known gay caveman.

The male body – said to date back to between 2900-2500BC – was discovered buried in a way normally reserved only for women of the Corded Ware culture in the Copper Age.

The skeleton was found in a Prague suburb in the Czech Republic with its head pointing eastwards and surrounded by domestic jugs, rituals only previously seen in female graves.

“Far more likely is that he was a man with a different sexual orientation, homosexual or transsexual,” she added.

Home-sexual and Tran-sexual cavemen? And we thought that fire was the biggest issue for cavemen. A special thanks to Hanna-Barbera for never adding this story line to the Flintstones. Is any one buying that cave men would have been so tolerant to put up with a gay caveman? (VIDEO) Seriously, there is a reason why we call people Neanderthals.

Captain Caveman, Raquel Welch and the Geico cavemen were unavailable for comment.

Posted April 7, 2011 by
Bizarre, WTF | 8 comments

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  • Comments

    8 Responses to “Alrighty Then … First Homosexual Caveman Found, Gay Cave Man?”

    1. Scared Monkeys on April 7th, 2011 2:43 pm

      Imagine if all they did was put the cave man in the wrong burial place and now he is called the first gay man?

      What, like a morgue, hospital or ME has never misplaced a body?

      Things that make you go hmmm …

    2. rightknight on April 7th, 2011 3:09 pm

      Guess the guy has been gone too long to
      be listed on Barney Frank’s social register.

    3. Scared Monkeys on April 7th, 2011 5:39 pm

      #2, I mean this story is like beyond bizarre. Maybe they found the cave man buried with a pic of Liza Minnelli? ;-)


    4. A Texas Grandfather on April 7th, 2011 10:03 pm

      Who is the “she” referenced in the article?

      Is she a homosexual? Looks like a set-up to me.

      Homosexuals are desperately looking for something historic to give themselves validity.

    5. Just Bearly on April 8th, 2011 5:23 am

      Kind of late for him to be coming out of the closet now.

      You never know… maybe there were not enough women in the tribe, and so some guy made him his wife.

    6. NGBoston on April 10th, 2011 7:31 am

      Saw this on the internet this a.m…..Caveman were essentially undeveloped at the time so it would not surprise me at all.

      I don’t think there were enough females to go around at the time, it was all about survival, finding enough to eat, not getting killed off by Predators…you know….by that fire in the evening…the carnal desires just kind of take over.

      Interesting read.

    7. NGBoston on April 10th, 2011 7:32 am

      #2 RightKnight- LMAO !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    8. bobboberton on April 14th, 2011 9:14 pm

      LOL @ Texas Old Father…

      “Homosexuals are desperately looking for something historic to give themselves validity.”

      Another close-minded republicant who thinks they are the authority on something they know absolutely nothing about. The world is much much bigger than your meth-infested trailer park old man. *NEWSFLASH* We’ve walked on the moon, women wear pants, and old ignorant white dudes don’t rule the world. Come to 2011, we have cookies!!!
      SM: You are one to cast stones aren’t you? You would call some one closed minded and then make a comment like “meth-infested trailer park”? Better look in the mirror dude. Close minded is what closed minded does.

      You might have walked on the moon, now see if you can’t find some class.

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