13 Year Old Boy Arrested in Class for Having a Sharpie … DeLynn Woodside Arrested Development


Arrest in Oklahoma middle school for possession of knife, gun, drugs, bong,  cigarettes, explosive device, martial arts weapons … Sharpie.

Our schools today have completely lost their minds. A 13 year old boy was arrested at an Oklahoma City middle school for of all things possession a Sharpie. Yes, you read that correctly. The brilliance of our “edumacators”filed a citizens arrest against the boy for having a magic marker. Words do not even begin to explain the stupidity of the 50 year old Roosevelt Middle School teacher DeLynn Woodside. This fool would attempt to ruin a kids future over having a Sharpie? Maybe the Roosevelt Middle School teacher should be checked to see if she possesses a brain.

Can we make a citizens arrest of DeLynn Woodside on an ignorance violation?

According to an Oklahoma City Police Department report, the boy was spotted “in possession of a permanent marker” by Roosevelt Middle School teacher DeLynn Woodside. The 50-year-old educator told cop Miguel Campos that the student was “writing on a piece of paper, which caused it to bleed over onto the desk.”

Woodside, pictured at right, reported that the child, whose name was redacted by police from the report, attempted to hide the marker when she asked him for it.Strangely, Woodside’s Facebook page reveals that her “likes and interests” include the official “Sharpie Permanent Markers” page on Facebook.

Campos reported that he allowed Woodside, a seventh grade math teacher, to “sign a citation” against the boy, who was then transported to the Community Intervention Center, a juvenile holding facility. A police sergeant subsequently “booked the marker into the property room.”

A brilliant observation from Moonbattery, “when will miscreants learn that unless you’re an illegal alien, crime doesn’t pay?” Had this kid been an illegal and one of Harry Reid’s “Dream Act”  amnesty targets … they would not have been arrested for having a black Sharpie, they would have been bought the entire color pack.

Posted December 23, 2010 by
Arrest, Child Welfare, Crime, Education, WTF | 17 comments

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    17 Responses to “13 Year Old Boy Arrested in Class for Having a Sharpie … DeLynn Woodside Arrested Development”

    1. Nut44x4 on December 23rd, 2010 7:52 pm


    2. A Texas Grandfather on December 23rd, 2010 10:07 pm

      About 90 percent of primary and middle school teachers fit the catagory of mostly brainless with zero common sense.

      If one looks at the grade point levels of these people, except for a very few, they will be the lowest in their college classes.

      This is sad that parents have to turn their children over to these idiots to be educated.

      If one looks at some of the classes taken to get a degree, it will be a contest between basketweaving and feel good classes.

      Been there to watch them ,so I know whereof I speak.

    3. rightknight on December 24th, 2010 12:11 am

      American school teachers (‘educators’) are taught
      in the same corrupted, administration-top-heavy
      system that they later teach within. It is a sorry
      circle of decaying values and misplaced values.
      Perhaps it is wise to discontinue the Department of
      Education altogether. Getting back to the basics
      would be so welcome.

    4. Cooking Utensils on December 24th, 2010 1:43 am

      Most of the school teachers are brainless and have zero common sense. They all behave with school students very rudely…so before arresting students need to give punishment to the teachers…because students are always not wrong…

    5. IBE on December 24th, 2010 1:50 am


      Great article Red!

      There are many good teachers out there. Some are really giving the rest a bad name re: this one, sex perverts, etc.

      Support the good ones who use their own money for class supplies, books, loose sleep over their students, take classes to be current in the areas of teaching and remain dedicated.

      Magic markers can be permanent. Some are very had to get off tables and desks. Ajax and other cleaners take the coating off the tables and desks along with the marker.

      I would question whether the school has a policy on this and whether the students know the policy. I don’t agree with the punishment. Where is the principal in all this? This should have been a school only matter.

      Is there more background to this story that we haven’t been told?

      Many of us have had great teachers and wouldn’t be where we are now if not for them. Education is one way to break out of the status quo and be better.

      Merry Christmas and God Bless from IBE a retired teacher of 35 years and my mom who taught 45 years.

    6. Dolf on December 24th, 2010 3:10 am

      she is not the sharpiest in the book

    7. southernsue on December 24th, 2010 6:12 am

      a teachers degreee is the easiest degree to go after in college. i know a lot of liberals that go into teaching because the courses are generally very easy.

      i pray we can get our education system worked out in the US. our overall teenager is too obsessed with clothes, video games and in general nothing but fluff.

      parenting is also a bust. parents are not teaching their children to have discipline, respect or the curiosity to learn. how can you teach your child anything when children are having children. two thirds of the girls that graduated with my daughter are now mothers without fathers. grandparents are now babysitting while their daughter is off to pary.

      we are in a bad situation in the USA. lets pray for our country and start putting into action some serious reform at least in our school system.

    8. Mary on December 24th, 2010 6:37 am

      Just look at her…….. she needed attention, I doubt whether she has any happiness in her life.

    9. LynneinMd. on December 24th, 2010 10:41 am

      Is that a man or a woman?

    10. Massachusetts Principal Sends Home Permission Slip For Students to Recite Pledge of Allegiance … This is Still America? | Scared Monkeys on December 24th, 2010 11:15 am

      [...] not shocked that this occured in the deep blue state of Massachusetts. At least they didn’t arrest any one for drawing a US flag with a Sharpie, that we know of. A Brookline school is now saying permission slips won’t be necessary for [...]

    11. kalach on December 24th, 2010 11:24 am

      What is the world is wrong with this phat %$#@$#? This is what the caps do? She needs to go , really fast

    12. brie. on December 24th, 2010 2:29 pm

      A fat pig!!!! But actually pigs are smarter!!!

    13. Age Yukon on December 24th, 2010 3:20 pm

      Did he Woodside have a sexchange operation or what that has to be the ugliest teacher that I have ever seen in my life.No wonder she has to get a boy arrested for having a Sharpie,cause she shure as heck can’t get any attention otherwise for crying out loud.
      I would’nt touch that in the Dark for fear of comming down with some kind of Decease.
      Furthermore if I where the Parent of that Boy I would do my best to get her Teaching License revoked.
      That is obsolutely crazy to have a Boy arrested for a Sharpie and the Principal needs to be fired to for letting this happen in the first place.
      What’s next getting arrested for having a Pensil because it has a sharp point!

    14. IGiveUp on December 26th, 2010 9:38 am

      She’s ugly.

    15. HLO on December 31st, 2010 5:47 pm

      I can not believe this, I can not even get my stalker arrested, with proof!!!!!!

      What the hell is wrong with the policeman that took him>>>>>

      I am so sorry for the parents. and the boy. There is no fix for stupid people, we unfortunatly have to live with them and the worst part is its never going to get better.

    16. HLO on December 31st, 2010 5:53 pm

      I meant I feel sorry for the Child that he lives in this society.

      Our future for our children is very scary

    17. tiff on March 4th, 2015 6:39 pm

      i hate teachers lik that

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