RSSYikes, National Enquirer Reports Al Gore Sex Scandal … Accused of Sexual Attack (Sexual Assault)???
Can you say “global warming,” how about “lock box”? How about OMG!
Wow, talk about your headlines you thought you would never read … Al Gore accused of sexual assault? As bizarre as it might be, that is what the National Enquirer is reporting. Al Gore a sex crazed puppy, Gore? Former Vice President Al Gore was accused of sexually attacking a woman in Oregon in 2006.
It’s been a bad month for Al Gore, first the divorce and end of his 40 year marriage with Tipper, then the allegation he was having an affair with the ex-wife of Larry David and now this …
This should be a heck of a read, so much for aliens living in Jersey, Al Gore shocker!
In a bombshell new development in the AL GORE sex scandal — broken EXCLUSIVELY earlier today by The ENQUIRER — the Oregon
District Attorney says there’s “the possibility of a criminal prosecution.”
In a statement just released by Multnomah County (OR.) D.A. Michael D. Schrunk, the official reveals that “our office was notified by the Portland Police Bureau that further investigation of this matter had been conducted by it in 2009 and we were provided with the reports from that further investigation.”
ENQUIRER WORLD EXCLUSIVE: AL GORE has been accused of sexually attacking a masseuse in Portland, Oregon – and is named in the official police report about the alleged assault, The ENQUIRER has learned exclusively!
The bombshell story will appear in the new issue of The ENQUIRER and will include the secret police documents, a photo of the woman making the stunning charges and will reveal the shocking details about the pants she saved as evidence!
Our investigative team uncovered the amazing story just weeks after the former Vice President announced that he and wife TIPPER were ending their 40-year marriage – amidst reports she suspected her husband was involved with “a gorgeous massage therapist.”
We have verified the 62-year-old former VP was in Portland at the time of the alleged incident – Oct. 24, 2006 – and we saw the $540 massage bill.
No criminal charges were brought against Gore, but the Portland police prepared a document marked “Confidential Special Report” – which records the explosive allegations of “unwanted sexual contact” by Al Gore “at a local upscale hotel.”
The Police report can be seen HERE. From the Oregonian, following up on the NE article.
As reported at the KGW:
Vice President Al Gore was accused of repeated, unwanted sexual contact with a massage therapist at a Portland hotel room in 2006, according to police reports.
The woman told police she was “repeatedly subjected to unwanted sexual touching” in Gore’s hotel room at the Hotel Lucia, according to the police report.
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“I was not sure what to tell them and was concerned my story would not be believed since there was no DNA evidence from a completed act of rape. I did not even know what to call what had happened to me.”
Read: 2009 interviews & police report (GRAPHIC CONTENT, 73 pages)
As the JAWA Report states … Holy Sh*t: Gore Accused of Rape! And before we say, oh it’s the National Enquirer, they will say anything … let us not forget that it was the NE that broke the John Edwards – Rielle Hunter affair, baby daddy story. When all of the MSM ignored the story, as they appear to be doing the same with Gore as well, the National Enquirer got it first and right. As Big Journalism points out, where is the coverage by the MSM?
Al Gore A “Crazed Sex Poodle?”
In a bizarre statement to police, the Oregon woman who claims that Al Gore fondled and groped her during a massage session described the former Vice President as a giggling “crazed sex poodle” who gave a “come hither” look before pouncing on her in a Portland hotel suite.
UPDATE I: You Can Call Me Al …
On her arrival at Portland’s up-market Hotel Lucia, she claimed the ex-VP introduced himself saying, “Call me Al.”
He stretched out his arms to wrap her into an embrace before purposefully dimming the lights, the woman told police.
“It was apparent from the beginning he had been drinking,” she claimed.
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In a witness statement, the 54-year-old alleged victim – whose name is being withheld by The ENQUIRER – told detectives the Oscar-winning Nobel laureate attempted a “big tongue kiss,” “caressed” her “back and buttocks and breasts” and “shoved” her hand down to his pubic region.
Okay, I think I need the Al Gore lock box to get sick in.
Posted June 24, 2010 by Scared Monkeys Al Gore, Bizarre, Crime, John Edwards, Media, Media Bias, Sexual Assault, WTF | 19 comments |
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Bad Gorbot! Who do you think you are, Bill Clinton?
Al Gore is one of the most disgusting persons on the planet.
Rusty, he and Zero are in a battle for first ;>)
Watch Al come out and say “I did not have sex with that massage therapist”… right.$540 for a room massage. Did Al have a “Happy Ending”!!
she put the massage oil on his lard ass and he thought it was global warming. went into a democratic sexual rage and attacked her. she was probably laughing at his AAA battery size appendage (normal for democrats) and he got a little offended. tipper spent 40 years trying to find it herself so she left him.
Al had his own Global Warming it seems.
Greetings:
This story would make me want to look into the masseuse being paid off after she filed the police report. Mr. Gore has been reported to have earned, as President Obama might say, more than enough.
Super Dave…. I think you summed it up well
Creeps me out. So desperate BIG Al had to pay to get chummy? At least Clinton had it thrown at him for free from every angle!
Miss U…every angle except from Hitlery apparently :>) Not they old Billy wanted her anyway.
If I understand this police report, Gore call himself Mr. Stone???
http://www.portlandtribune.com/documents/efiles/Gore_reports-1.pdf
OMG!!!! As I read her WELL articulated statement I want to see Al Gore in jail…what a FREEEEEEAK.
He wanted his “inner thighs” massaged? EEEEWWWWW.
I am not in the least surprised, there are politicians I just don’t like but Gore has always given me the creeps. There is just something about him that says sleeze.
Al Bore the dictator..
The woman’s statement–which could be mistaken for R-rated Vice Presidential fan fiction–describes Gore as a man with a “violent temper as well as extremely dictatorial commanding attitude besides his Mr. Smiley Global Warming concern persona.” After fleeing Gore’s suite, the woman returned home to discover, a la Lewinsky, “stains on the front of my black slacks.” Suspecting that the stains were Gore bodily fluids, the woman made sure not to clean them. “I carefully hung them up and decided to be sure not to launder them until I knew more what to do with what had happened. Just my intuition.” While the masseuse hired a civil attorney, “I was not interested in making any money from this case,” she told cops. “I did not want to be labeled a gold digger like the women in this situation are often labeled.” The woman recently eased off this principled stand when she offered to sell her story to the National Enquirer for $1 million.
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2010/0624101gore1.html
#10: imagine the rolls of lard she would have had to spread to even get tho the thigh.
Does this whole scenario make anyone else think of Mike Myers?
Gore acts like he’s demon possessed when he’s ranting loudly about this or that and pounding a podium. He’s always creeped me out too. Poor Tipper…but then again lucky Tipper for getting rid of him now.
The whole thing is just GROSS! He always seemed too placid to do much of anything.
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