Al Gore, a Massage Therapist, a Credible Sexual Assault Complaint … The Real Inconvenient Truth



Welcome to the real “Inconvenient Truth” for Al Gore … Massage therapists, muffled moans and sexual assault allegations, oh my.

Based on the premise, that at the very least there is a little truth in everything and at worst, Al “Mr Global Warming” Gore just may be a sex crazed poodle, what will come of the allegations against Gore and the massage therapist alleged sexual assault incident?


Al Gore displays the 10 finger massage

The allegation that Al Gore sexually assaulted a woman in a Portland, Ore., hotel room nearly four years ago has dealt a serious blow to the former vice president’s story that he and wife Tipper simply “grew apart” after 40 years of marriage.

The police report of the masseuse’s complaint is 73 pages long and extremely detailed. According to the document, she got a call from the front desk of the trendy Hotel Lucia on the night of Oct. 24, 2006. The hotel had a special guest. Could she come at 10:30 p.m.?

The police report and audio account of the incident read like a tawdry paperback bodice ripper. Audio can be heard HERE. Good grief. What a pathetic situation, the only thing missing from this account with Gore is some cheesy ’70′s porn music.

The masseuse asked Gore what he wanted. “He grabbed my right hand, shoved it down under the sheet to his pubic hair area, my fingers brushing against his penis,” she recalled, “and said to me, ‘There!’ in a very sharp, loud, angry-sounding tone.” When she pulled back, Gore “angrily raged” and “bellowed” at her

The real question is whether the allegations go forward or not, they are out there for all to see and make their own determination as to an opinion as to what did or did not happen. One thing is for certain, as stated by the Washington Examiner, Gore’s family man image will never be the same.

A little later, she said, Gore produced a bottle of brandy and mentioned there were condoms in the “treat box” provided by the hotel. “He then forced an open mouth kiss on me,” she said.

At that moment, the masseuse brought up Gore’s long marriage. “How do you rectify this with your wife?” she asked. That brought on another “quick shift” in Gore’s mood. “I never saw anybody’s moods just go like this,” the masseuse told police, snapping her fingers.

The accuser said Gore maneuvered her into the bedroom. His iPod docking station was there, he told her, and he wanted her to listen to “Dear Mr. President,” a lachrymose attack on George W. Bush by the singer Pink.

“As soon as he had it playing, he turned to me and immediately flipped me flat on my back and threw his whole body face down over atop of me,” she said. “I was just shocked at his craziness.”

OMG, this is creepy as hell, fromBreitbart TV, a animated reenactment of the alleged incident.

All this as a result of hanging chads. I guess we consider ourselves lucky that a certain some one did not win in 2000. You know what they say, like President, like VP.

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  • Comments

    14 Responses to “Al Gore, a Massage Therapist, a Credible Sexual Assault Complaint … The Real Inconvenient Truth”

    1. Just Bearly on June 29th, 2010 7:34 am

      Sounds like Al doesn’t know the difference between a massage therapist and an escort/female companion/call girl.

      It probably was not the first time Al cheated. I’m guessing he cheated on the wife at least as much as Tiger….

    2. Greg the Mongoose on June 29th, 2010 8:33 am

      A complete fake. A serial liar and cheat. The world rewarded him with a Academy Award, and a Nobel Peace prize..

      Yes, goto Harvard and this could be your future.

    3. dissident on June 29th, 2010 8:53 am

      That’s sick. He’s worse than slick willy.

    4. Brenda on June 29th, 2010 9:28 am

      Poor Tipper. What a waste of so much of her life with this thing she thought was a man. No REAL man screws around on his wife. If any man disagree…his wife should be told.

    5. super dave on June 29th, 2010 11:31 am

      now the corrupt left has a poster poodle to
      use as their mascot. drop the donkey, add
      a sex crazed, obese poodle .

    6. Rusty Bridges on June 29th, 2010 11:49 am

      what a freakin creep

    7. rightknight on June 29th, 2010 2:47 pm

      Crazed by a feeling of ‘protected power’
      these types of personalities abuse everything
      and everyone in the process of serving
      themselves and satisfying their whims. Tipper
      got out in time. The tales of Teddy and Chris
      flopping around on waitresses are reminiscent
      of this attitude. Extrapolate these deviant behaviors
      to a One World Government without benefit of
      our Constitution!

    8. Brenda on June 29th, 2010 3:11 pm

      if this had been ANY republican, CNN would be reporting it top of every hour. But since it’s one of “their own” he is safe from any reporting other than Fox or a site this this one.

    9. USS Yorktown on June 29th, 2010 7:34 pm

      That’s an Inconvenient Truth for ya!

    10. N. Rubin on June 29th, 2010 7:42 pm

      ALL cheating husbands should be “Bobbitized’!

    11. just1girl on June 29th, 2010 7:53 pm

      I’ve always thought Gore was creepy but I also thought he didn’t really like girls. ya know?

    12. NGBoston on June 30th, 2010 9:29 am

      Ewwwwwwwww…The Goracle in a sex scandal? Gives me the creeps just thinking about it.

    13. super dave on June 30th, 2010 9:44 am

      seems that the porn poodle was trying to create
      some global warming in his motel room.being that
      he is a democrat, he probably isn’t smart enough
      to know the difference between a massage therapist
      and a call girl.

    14. straightalk on July 15th, 2010 2:21 pm

      wait a minute.a little later Gore produced a bottle of brandy…why the therapist did not leave the room unless held at a gun point but instead stayed and even engaged in conversation about his marriage

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