Joran Tested Positive for Marijuana and Cocaine


According to news out today, Joran has tested possible for marijuana and cocaine. He told officials about occasional marijuana use but neglected to tell them about the cocaine.

Here is one of the articles through the translator:

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    45 Responses to “Joran Tested Positive for Marijuana and Cocaine”

    1. Lisa in Maryland on June 9th, 2010 8:40 am

      Now they are reporting that Joran is crying to Mommy that his statments are Coerced.

      Mommy, Mommy the big bad polica are making me lie!

      Anita, Coerced statements or not there is EVIDENCE and you can’t cover for him this time!

    2. on June 9th, 2010 8:41 am

      And FoxNews reports that poor lil Joran called Mama and complained that his interrogation was “barbaric”. So Mama mortgage her other sons’ futures and is hiring the delicious sporter his own attorney.

      Anita: Get over it. You son is a murderer!

    3. Lisa in Maryland on June 9th, 2010 8:50 am

      Any ounce of remorse I ever felt for Anita in all of this has completely flown out the window!

    4. Carpe on June 9th, 2010 8:54 am



      “I was going to use one of my bags to get the body of the hotel. I did not because I feared that I stopped by to leave with my luggage without paying”
      Rare find

      Indeed, when the Chilean Investigative Police stopped him, found in his backpack with his laptop, a table providing an accurate tidal surges Lima under the sea.

      To this must be added the background of the murderer, who also was charged in Aruba for murdering the American student Natalee Holloway on May 30, 2005.

    5. Pearl on June 9th, 2010 9:03 am

      There have to be at least FIVE YEARS worth of SOLID, GOOD REASONS as to WHY our FBI took action immediately when they did, because they knew at that moment, they would have an ETHICAL, HONORABLE, LAW-ENFORCEMENT RESPONSE from the law-enforcement entities they would need COLLABORATION with – before being able to take any action on the extortionist. But here is yet another glimpse into Natalee Holloway’s reality, and the painful, torment that continues to be inflicted upon Beth and Dave, and their families:

      “the Dutch newspaper De Volkskrant quoted the suspect’s lawyer in the Netherlands as suggesting the confession may have been coerced”…(MSNBC)

      So that everyone can understand all the depravity from the eyes of the devil, himself: the victim will be dragged through the same Aruban decay that Natalee was dragged through…(sound like some of the quips made by Dompig, during his interview 5 years ago where it was implied that Natalee used drugs and that Beth “interfered” with the FRAUDULENT ALE “investigation” that was actually a parade of OBSTRUCTIONS OF JUSTICE.

      Yes indeed. Why would our FBI need to go OUTSIDE the decay and stench of Aruban corruption, and Dutch contamination of law enforcement by the corrupt individuals involved? Why would our FBI need to wait for the snake to rear his head and move into territories under conditions that would make their honorable work finally able to have an ETHICAL RESPONSE from the entities they would NEED in order to nail the Aruban cyclops with no soul?

      Maybe someone can interview Van der Straaten to explain to all of us WHY the Chilean police and Peruvian police took all of a matter of seconds in time to do what HE NEVER DID, what he CHOSE NOT TO DO, what he COLLUDED in NOT DOING, so that his precious cyclops could murder, torture and inflict depraved indifference upon ANOTHER child and her family? Does Mr. Van der Straaten still KNOW ALL THE EVIDENCE that somehow DISAPPEARED WITH NATALEE? Maybe someone can ask Mr. Van der STraaten WHERE ALL THE EVIDENCE WENT? Where did all the statements go… and does he count corpses to sleep at night?

    6. susan maddern on June 9th, 2010 9:03 am

      my God this is unbelieveable! Joran you will pay this time your Mom won’t be able to help you now!prison will be a fun place for you as your a lier and a murderer!Peru won’t let you walk away like they did in Aruba!

    7. Carpe on June 9th, 2010 9:04 am

      PERU POLICE – Expect 30 years of cane.

      Morta is cooked.

      Justice for Natalee and Stephany!!!!!!!

    8. Scott on June 9th, 2010 9:09 am

      He’s a little coward.

      As police interrogations go…well…once they have your victim’s DNA on your clothes as well as probably more evidence…there is no where to go..

      Coerced? You mean like the coerced lie his daddy told him to tell in order to have two security guards falsely arrested.

      Someone should just kill this punk already

    9. gail on June 9th, 2010 9:28 am

      joran makes me sick, his mother is also some twisted sick f–k, I hope this guy rots in hell.

    10. wolfgang on June 9th, 2010 9:34 am

      #1 I just heard that also..and Anita is getting private lawyer now. I see the defense that “poor baby was made to say things by mean police”…

    11. kaye on June 9th, 2010 9:45 am

      he will never get out of Peru alive. even if by some chance he is released on technicalities, the Flores family will not let him breathe one breath of air of freedom……….guarantee that.

      shame on anita. disgusting. hope that she is arrested on aiding and withholding information about natalee’s death and her whereabouts once her little sporter starts confessing all.

    12. Carpe on June 9th, 2010 9:47 am

      more from my link at #4

      source – larepublica

      After murdering Stephany Ramirez Tatiana Flores, Dutchman Joran van der Sloot did not despair, rather acted with incredible coolness.

      He sat on the bed in the room 309 of the TAC and breakfast hotel, staring at the girl’s body lying face down on the floor.

      He drank an espresso, ate four biscotelas and ingested three tablets of amphetamine, thinking about how to dispose of the body of Stephany.

    13. NGBoston on June 9th, 2010 9:58 am

      Now you should never have to watch
      Your only children lowered in the ground
      I mean you should never have to bury your own babies

      When you dig my grave
      Could you make it shallow
      So that I can feel the rain

      —- Dave Matthews Band


      The next time the delicious little Sporter ever sets foot outside of his prison walls, he better have a lot more than a bullet proof vest on.

      Joran VDS’s life is over soon. His days are numbered, IMO. Anita! Why don’t you go pick out his tombstone now, you may be able to qualify for the Earlybird discount.

      ,,,,,, DEAD MAN WALKING ,,,,,,

      ****** Justice for Natalee & Stephany *******

      WHERE IS NATALEE JORAN????????? WHERE DID YOU PUT HER?????????????????????????????????????

    14. Lisa in Maryland on June 9th, 2010 9:59 am

      Carpe, Thanks for the link on #7 here it is translated

      We expect 30 years of cane

      All evidence gathered by officers of the Homicide Investigation Division eventually sink the confessed murderer, Dutchman Joran van der Sloot (23), who has been included in the police for the alleged crime of murder qualified to the detriment of Stephany Flores Ramirez (21), whose confession “sincere” in alleging that he had no intention to kill her and that everything happened in a fit of anger helped him much. We expect 30 to 35 years in prison.

      In the absence of problems, this morning, the alien shall be made available to the Public Ministry, where police will evaluate the document for further complaint to the Judicial Branch with all the aggravating factors against him, police sources said.

      Conclusion. Officers found several aggravating circumstances in the investigation against Van der Sloot and established that he acted with malice and ferocity against their victim to cause death, to thus seize the money she won hours earlier that day at the Atlantic City casino , so it is facing an offense against property with subsequent death, said a source.

      Proof of this is that he was not the victim found any valuables in your vehicle and not on the crime scene. And the heavy blows inflicted on his victim were not only to frighten or reduce it, but had every intention of killing her.

      The version that holds over the circumstances that to act with extreme violence is an alibi for the sole purpose of reducing the crime.

      Tests. The videos of the hotel where he was appreciated abroad and his victim and the municipality were instrumental in the investigation, as well as the testimony of the employee of the hotel Abad Adelai Albanian Marchena and Uruguayan Elton Garcia, a friend of the Netherlands.

    15. Klaasend on June 9th, 2010 9:59 am

      Wytegirl – I think one of your posts ended up in the spam folder and I deleted it by mistake. Please re-post. I’m so sorry, didn’t mean to delete.

    16. ThW5 on June 9th, 2010 10:01 am

      Oh Scott, let Peruvian Law Enforcement have their days of glory too. No reason to end Joran’s suffering too soon.

    17. Lisa in Maryland on June 9th, 2010 10:08 am

      What kind of an EVIL MORBID SOCIOPATH sits down and has breakfast while trying to decide how to dispose of a body! Does it get any worse? 30yrs of cane isn’t justice.

      They need to stick this Monster in a 10 foot deep pit and bury him in hot burning coal!

    18. Pearl on June 9th, 2010 10:14 am

      So that everyone understands how Dutch-Aruban practitioners of lawlessness work, here is how it goes:

      No law enforcement officials in Aruba could collect any DNA, investigate in any capacity,search and seize any evidence as was IMMEDIATELY CALLED FOR, or follow any lawful police procedures to bring in and question the men seen taking Natalee away after which she was never seen again, search the van der sloot property – as it is CRYSTAL CLEAR that Natalee was taken there based on what remains of statements by the devils involved, examine and take samples from the CAR that Natalee was eye witnessed being taken away in – before she was NEVER seen again, – NO ONE COULD INITIATE ANY LAWFUL POLICE DETECTIVE WORK BECAUSE….

      – Natalee’s mother dared to ask questions like: “Can you please help me find my daughter?”
      – Natalee’s father dared to ask for help to search for his precious missing child’s body
      – PAULUS initiated a NO CORPSE, NO CASE enforcement rule for Van der Straaten,Jacobs and Dompig, which Van der Straaten, Jacobs and Dompig just had to follow because afterall, it’s PREDATORS FIRST, IN ARUBA, RIGHT?
      – Deepak’s car needed to go to the BODY SHOP before it could be examined for all the BLOOD that had been seen inside the car and was reported on by the Aruban Minister of injustice.
      – Joran’s confession to murdering Natalee needed to be CHANGED into “something bad happened”.
      – Mickey John’s statement that A MEETING TOOK PLACE BY THE POOL needed to be IGNORED so that no one would put together that Paulus was calling Natalee a CORPSE – BEFORE – she was EVEN REPORTED AS MISSING.
      – Paulus needed to have all his MEETINGS BY THE POOL, before police could RESPOND to the Mountain Brook chaperones pleas for HELP when they FIRST ATTEMPTED to report Natalee as “missing”.
      – Paulus needed to coordinate another meeting with all the felons when they learned that Beth was on the island and therefore, no one could be picked up for questioning because they needed to give Satish and Deepak ten days with Joran and Paulus to DO STUFF, PARTICULARLY ON THE NIGHT THAT THE “LIGHTS” JUST HAPPENED TO GO OUT IN JORAN’S DEN OF MURDER.
      – Julia’s newspaper needed to establish imaginary declarations about what great students Joran and his pals were while the victim and her family were dragged through the horrors of unethical commentary that only the unscrupulous could sow.
      – government officials in on the fraud, needed some time to collude together as to “how” to make BETH and DAVE GO AWAY, while supporting the most heinous obstructions of justice inflicted upon a tourist and her family so that the notion of “paradise” could be preserved while the family was publicly tormented and tortured and the victim – an innocent child, was desecrated and portrayed through dishonorable, vile, deceitful, criminal and unconscionable ways that only monsters could conjure up in their lawless minds.
      – Deepak, Paulus, Satish and Joran all needed to meet with their LAWYERS BEFORE THEY COULD BE ARRESTED.
      – Paulus needed TIME to get back to his office, where apparently he continued to have access to the FILES (the STATEMENTS) so that he could DESTROY all the information that WAS NOT BEING SECURED AND PROTECTED BY THOSE CHARGED WITH SECURING AND PROTECTING EVIDENCE.
      – Natalee needed to first be put through the “burying and re-burying” procedures that the lawless like to use on ALL their tourist victims

      I hope this clears things up for all the perplexed as to WHY there was “no evidence, no body”. STUFF needed to be taken care of. So, paradise officials of corruption and depravity needed some TIME to preserve the notion of paradise and wash away the predatory criminal conduct against tourists, while a little, innocent, savagely victimized child lay in the chill of depraved indifference, and all those charged with honoring her cries for help could summon their Satan in order to preserve their false gods and their phoney paradise.

    19. gail on June 9th, 2010 10:19 am

      how are they going to weigh in the fact , he changed his apperance (dying hair) he took her money and ran, and he didnt mean to. He is lying again, probably didnt even happen that way. I dont believe a word out of this psycho’s mouth. I just hope he spends some time in the peru hell hole of a prison, then when he is released, the F.B.I gets a hold of him. I wish beth could be in Peru so sporters mom could come face to face with her past.

    20. Carpe on June 9th, 2010 10:35 am

      Some more insight into Morta`s mind leading
      up to his FINAL DAYS.


      Just after news broke that Joran was wanted for the Flores murder, Dutch journalist Jaap Amesz interviewed a friend of van der Sloot, who described him as broke, “completely desperate and pretty depressed.”

      “I was in touch with Joran until right before May 30,” the friend told Amesz.”He was in Peru, that was known. In Aruba he couldn’t deal with it anymore. His relationship with his mother was getting worse, he had gambled money away again. This is what preceded his flight to Peru. Right before the weekend it was clear that Joran was in financial trouble, and he was pretty confused. Driven by hunger, the fear of not being able to pay for his hotel. He desperately needed money. I have never seen Joran so frustrated as in this period.”

    21. ThEhApPsTeR on June 9th, 2010 10:55 am

      So he was “moist-eyed” because he was stoned. I really don’t see where he has shown an ounce of remorse. All he cares about is that he got caught and trying to get off as much as he can.

    22. Pearl on June 9th, 2010 10:58 am

      Why was Joran’s hair died a different color from when he left “the girl” in his room, and told hotel employees not to disturb her?

      Answer: The Peruvian mountains made him do it.

      Why did Joran flee the country of Peru into Chile without his passport, while telling folks at the desk in Peru that he’d be right back?

      Answer: Joran had bowl of chili and after consuming so many chili beans, he just had to go there, leaving his passport, and a viciously murdered and tortured little girl behind.

      Why did Joran break little Stephaney’s neck, beat her to a pulp, and dump her on the floor and then flee, providing her with no medical help, no aid?

      Answer: He thought it was May 30th-May 31, 2005 all over again.

      Why did Peruvian and Chilean police immediately arrest, detain, and interrogate a fleeing Joran van der Sloot with a stolen car and no passport and bloody clothing, who was the LAST PERSON seen in the presence of defenseless little Stephaney?

      Answer: they didn’t have Paulus, Dompig, Jacobs and Van der Stratten enforcing the “no corpse, no case” Aruban rule of lawlessness.

      Why was Stephaney’s body able to be found, her bruises and blood able to be photographed and collected, the horrors of her torment documented and photographed, evidence seized, interrogations followed through on, an ethical search conducted and an arrest made with honorable police detective work utilized?

      Easy. In Peru and Chile, honor, ethics, duty and integrity are inseparable from THE BADGE.

      In Aruba, the lead detective always chomps down a bowl of frosted flakes before conducting an investigation. In Chile and Peru, the VICTIM and her family come first.

      In Aruba, they like to give the criminals time to “bury and re-bury” the victim’s body for at least ten days, before they proceed with the fake investigation. In Chile and Peru, the man last seen with the victim is immediately a suspect who must be interrogated.

      In Aruba, they like to hand over all the evidence to the sanitizers of the victims horrific truths, therefore, the victim’s witnesses – including her mother, must first have their statements tampered with, so that all the facts, – the evidence can be “buried and re-buried” according to the same Aruban rituals inflicted on the actual victim.

    23. Woods on June 9th, 2010 10:58 am

      SOme newspapers are reporting that the reason Van Der Sloot claims a spontaneous rage killing and not pre-meditation it will give him a 6 year sentence instead of 35 years, of which he will only serve 3. Please Peru do not fall for this crapola. Joran Van Der Sloot is a cold blooded killer and will kill again if afforded the opportunity

    24. Justice for Natalee and Stephany on June 9th, 2010 11:08 am

      Anita gets the award for Worst Mother of the Year.

      Joran is the Spawn of Anita.

      She needs to let him suffer the consequences of his bad acts and focus on Valentijn and Sebastian.

    25. Carpe on June 9th, 2010 11:40 am

      Justice for Natalee and Stephany -

      Oh, I so agree with you. I read some blog a
      few days ago where it said…

      My heart goes out to his mother; she has no
      idea she raised such a psychopath.

      I laughed so hard, I friggin` fell out of my SHORTS!!!!

    26. Miss-Underestimated on June 9th, 2010 11:49 am

      Joran was desperate for money? He was never told to get a job, mommy always came thru. So now Anita is going to blow the money that she should use for her young son on the “serial killer”?

      Momma, the boy needs to get out, he admitted this time he killed Stephany. save your money, you will need it to protect your young son.

    27. Ed H on June 9th, 2010 12:09 pm

      As soon as he gets to jail he will be testing positive for peruvian sperm.

      Enjoy your new life. Hope you like boys

    28. NGBoston on June 9th, 2010 12:26 pm

      #18—- Excellent Post. You got that right! ALL OF IT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    29. Sam on June 9th, 2010 12:53 pm

      I think his mom kissed him on the lips, that’s one reason he’s so weird. Plain as day he hates women. He’s first-degree scum. A thief, murderer, extortionist, kidnapper, pimp,murderer, and a few more things, I’m sure. Some people are bad to the bone – that would be him, nothing good in him, spawn of the devil. Of course he could eat with his murdered victim laying there. He felt nothing, she was nothing to him. Ice water runs in his veins. Beyond dispicable.

    30. Brenda on June 9th, 2010 12:54 pm

      Pearl, surely Urin got the idea straight from the Scott Peterson book of killing and fleeing. (except he forgot Scottie-boy didn’t get away with it either)

      Peterson’s mom same way. Her poor, poor precious little boy being framed and all that “injustice” placed upon him.

      Everyone be calm. The world knows and there can be no doubt any longer other than his momma and those still covering the Aruban murder.

      Everyplace he’s wandered will review missing girls/young women from the time he was in town. This is not the end…and answers in regard to Natalee will hopefully start sooner than later. I can only imagine what he was up to in Thailand. THAT is WAY to quiet a subject on the Internet for something not to be up…..

    31. Maggie on June 9th, 2010 12:56 pm

      We know how cannisbis affects Joran.. makes him admit he shook the bitch and then called someone to throw her in the ocean dead or alive and now it makes him kill.. bs..

      Anita or Nadira said what kind of girl gets in the car with the Kalpoes and Sloot.. Tells you what they think of their sons.

      Anita has a problem with the way poor little Joran was treated in questioning, but sat back on her ass while he has taunted and tortured the family of Natalee for 5 years. Even took them for 25 grand according to reports.

    32. icey on June 9th, 2010 12:59 pm

      Well hopefully Natalee’s family, possibly supported by other US officials, can possibly be included in additional interrogations. Perhap’s they can offer a perk to jvds to come clean on Natalee. Of course they would not offer anything that would get in the way of the Peru investigation or that would offend Ms. Flores’ family.

      It’s probably a good time to get him talking. If he gets a light sentence, one perk would be to dismiss the US charges if he comes clean since it’s possible the US could give him a longer sentence than Peru, which would start being served as soon as Peru releases him.

      If still no deal is reached, then try a perk when he’s behind bars. He may be more open to talk at that point. Last and not least, perhaps a concerned inmate might seek the truth about Natalee.


    33. Maggie on June 9th, 2010 2:12 pm

      I rememebered this post from 2008 someone put up on SM..

      1. URGENT PRESS RELEASE on February 26th, 2008 9:33 pm


      Americans do not understand the Aruban Legal System. Aruba understands that the Aruba-Bound American Tourist is a slow learner. So, I am typing this very slowly so the Aruban-Bound American Tourist can understand.

      The new system is a 3 Level System. The new levels are:
      1)Felony – Anything bad said about the Elite Class – the Dutch Nationalist. This includes calling Joran a Murder, Paulus an A$$CLOWN, or Anita a PIG. Saying anything bad about Rudy or Nelson will no longer be tolerated. However calling them LIARS is not a crime as everyone in Aruba LIES!

      2)MisterMeaner – Any crime by the Common Class. Should you be caught by Aruba’s dysfunctional Police Department you deserve to be punished. If you are caught, contact your nearest DRUG DEALER, who will contact one of the many corrupt government officals, who will arrange a payoff. Remember not to use an ATM TWICE in the same night for your payoff as some IDIOT had already tried that.

      3)Sport – ANY CRIME against an American Tourist. The new cause of death of an American Tourist will be SUICIDE if the body is found. However if the body is not found the ruling is “HOMESICKNESS” as the tourist must have become HOMESICK, couldn’t wait for their plane, and decided to swim home! Just go to CnC’s and have a beer – they’ll get home soon.

      Should you feel your camera, watch, jewelry, etc. was stolen, which would be incorrect as Aruba is a CRIMEFREE COUNTRY, check our site. Remember it’s not about your property, it’s “HOW MUCH MONEY DO YOU HAVE?”

      To the AMERICAN TOURIST, Aruba does care about your safety, they care ONLY about taking your money!!!!

      Justice for Natalee

    34. brie. on June 9th, 2010 3:35 pm

      I seriously doubt if Joran will ever admit to where the remains of Natalee are…and Anita should save her money on this one, she has two boys to raise…and there is no helping Joran…!!! It’s always because you have bailed him out…it’s time to stop..!!! Let him get what’s coming to him…

    35. brie. on June 9th, 2010 5:25 pm

      I thought Rudy Croes said Joran was no longer welcome in Aruba but yet he still goes there…what’s up with that???

    36. Sam on June 9th, 2010 6:59 pm

      most murderers are infamous in their own countries.
      Joran(prounounced urine by many) has earned the title of “International scum.”
      As a previous poster mentioned, frightening to guess what he was up to in Thailand. Every one knows the horrors that happen there in relation to sexual abuses. Just the place for freaks to hone sadistic fetishes, even murder.
      Rot, urine. Your time has come and I’m glad u have to pay here on this earth at the hands of good men who HATE you. Buh byee! Kiss mommy on the lips again, sadistic perv. No matter how many kisses you give to the sick mommo, she cannot pull your sorry anus out of the fire this time.
      Give my regards to Bubba and thank him for me for every smack in the face, head, or groin he gives you. I hope you live a long life in a Peruvian prison. Death is too good for you.

    37. cattys on June 9th, 2010 7:06 pm

      Joran is a hero there…he outsmarted Americans. They could care less about solving this crime. Just protect there own. Glad he will be in a Peruivan prison. Finally he will be brought down to his level.

      His mother needs brain surgery!! Is there anyone who is honest with her

    38. Doityourself on June 10th, 2010 12:11 am

      I’ve never felt sorry for Anita. This creature is Anita’s Monster. She’s created this Frankenstein.

      I have no doubt the Monster will get it’s due for THIS crime. At some point the Monster will confess, in prison, for money to the murder of the other girl. But then what happens to those little Surinamese monkeys? (If Aruba ever resurrects the case)

    39. gail on June 10th, 2010 10:04 am

      aruba and the netherlands can bitch about americans all they want. I dont give a rats ass. I will never set foot in aruba or the netherlands. Joran is a piece of garbage, and garbage should be thrown away.


    40. NGBoston on June 10th, 2010 11:03 am


      Don’t think anything will ever happened to the Surinamese monkeys? They have most likely been paid off to shut their mouths.

      Why were they seen washing their Car out the very next morning after Natalee disappeared? They were instructed to, to wash away any forensic evidence. Was Natalee’s blood or bodily fluids in that car?

      Those 2 RAPISTS will also never be prosecuted for what they did to Natalee. And Deepak gave himself away with his public disdain for Natalee, and calling her awful names, accusing her of anything indecent. You could feel the loathing of her in his voice. This little prick never had a chance with any girls in his life and probably couldn’t even get dates over the internet when he continually prowled it at work in the Internet Cafe. He had to resort to his friends cast-offs and the only reason he came along that night was that Joran probably promised him some action.

      Disgusting little Surinmese Monkeys? They are back in Suriname now probably swinging off a branch somewhere. Vile little creatures that they are. Especially Deepak. Satish just came along for the ride to tag along with his big Brother. I see him as the less violent of the 2 and to this day, I am not convinced of his guilt. However—he was an eyewitness of a horrible crime and he has done nothing to clear his name since 2005 and instead they attempt to file a bogus lawsuit against Dr. Phil. Get a life, you greedy little f*ckers with 2″ penises! Go to Hell!

      ********** Justice for Natalee & Stephany ******

    41. Charlie on June 10th, 2010 6:43 pm

      This scumbag better go down for 30 years, not 3-6

    42. JAIME on June 11th, 2010 2:52 am




    43. JAIME on June 11th, 2010 2:57 am


      Why was Joran’s hair died a different color from when he left “the girl” in his room, and told hotel employees not to disturb her?

      Answer: The Peruvian mountains made him do it.

      lima is not in the mountains dear Pearl

    44. cindylucinda on June 12th, 2010 10:51 pm

      Let them extradite the little punk to Alabama and not only try him for extortion–try him for murder…see, down south,we still believe in justice–sit his punk behind in the ELECTRIC CHAIR
      and FRY him –REAL SLOW—-and let the Holloways and the FLores families take turns pulling the switch! TIME FOR SOME DUTCH BARBEQUE, JORAN

    45. Sam on June 17th, 2010 7:04 am

      This guy sloot is really a piece of work. What a monster hitting her like that, murdering her. I hope he’s suffering and realizes that it completely his doing only…….it’s not the victim’s fault like he’s trying to say.
      He’s a dirtball piece of scum.

      I still think it was premeditated. He didn’t expect all the blood and that blew his plan to take her out in a suitcase. Plus, he wanted to avoid paying the bill and a suitcase would tip off employees that he was leaving.
      He had those tidal charts on him, and he didn’t buy them after he murdered her and left her there.

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