10 Tips that Barack Obama Can Take from Tiger Woods



Some posts just write them self, this would be one of them.

Talk about your bad timing. In the wake of the late night SUV accident and subsequent news trickling out regarding Tiger’s infidelities, great timing huh. Poor Golf Digest and their hot off the presses Tiger Woods and standing over President Barack Obama giving him pointers. With the recent Tiger Woods fiasco, can you say priceless pic. Editors at Golf Digest were most likely calling South West Air when the Tiger Woods scandal broke … “Wanna Get Away”.


Caption: Crouching Tiger, Hidden Eman

Who knew that Golf Digest would create their own caption contest with this month’s cover? Please provide either your best caption or a tip that Obama could learn from Tiger Woods.

Some tips that Golf Digest seems to have over looked:

  1. Never teach your wife how to use a driver if you plan on cheating on her.
  2. Always hell Four when hitting your ball into a gruop of golfers playing ahead. Or is it 5, 6 … 7 for the number of woman that Tiger has had affairs with?
  3. Some times it is not about hope and change, but leaving with the girl ya brought to the dance.
  4. Be careful what’s on the teleprompter, and your cell phone text messages.
  5. Some times a whole in one is not the best thing in the world.
  6. President Obama, you are not allowed Mulligans.

UPDATE I: Is it now 7 Under Par for Tiger Woods? Are you joking! How in the hell did Tiger have time to concentrate on golf? The following are the one’s alleging or alleged to have had affairs with Tiger.

  • Pornstar Holly Sampson
  • Cori Rist, 31
  • Jamie Jungers, 26
  • Florida waitress Mindy Lawton, 33
  • Jaimee Grubbs, 24
  • Kalika Moquin, 27
  • New York socialite Rachel Uchitel, 34

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  • Comments

    6 Responses to “10 Tips that Barack Obama Can Take from Tiger Woods”

    1. super dave on December 7th, 2009 11:24 am

      wonder how many babies little woody has ?

    2. john staton on December 7th, 2009 2:59 pm

      Hay you are too hard on him. Just think of all of the women that have not had sex with Tiger.

    3. buster on December 7th, 2009 3:14 pm

      Brock my daddy always told me never f%&K up !!! So I am always the man on top !!!

    4. NewGirlBoston on December 8th, 2009 8:08 am

      Eeeeeeew……..Hope Erin is visiting her Physician soon to get herself checked. How humiliating.

      Maybe Erin should take all the millions offered in the Post-Nup agreement from Tiger—-then dump his ass & divorce him anyway when the Post-Nup contract time frame expires. In addition to another settlement Post-Divorce, of course. Tiger should still be able to be an active part in his young Children’s lives since it is because of him they will be comfortable financially for the rest of theirs.

      Not for anything- why doesn’t Mr. Woods regain some of his dignity by telling these skanky women who are now trying to extort hush money from him to all take a hike? The fact that he actually has to pay them off for their silence speaks volumes. Appears as if Mark Nejame will be gainfully employed for some time to come.

    5. super dave on December 8th, 2009 5:02 pm

      yep #1 tip: keep your putter in your britches boys and stay out of the rough.

    6. jojo on March 22nd, 2010 9:09 am

      Hopefully he can come back from this stronger otherwise it would be a waste of talent

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