RSSSNL: Barack Obama Wins Nobel Peace Prize and Powerball on First Try … “I won the Nobel for not being George Bush.”
SNL mocks Barack Obama for winning the Nobel Peace Prize. I guess SNL is siding with the terrorists as well for laughing and making mock of Barack Obama?
Obama: “I won the Nobel for not being George Bush.”
Obama: “This award comes as a complete surprise as I have only been not George W. Bush for 9 months.”
The sad reality is that in order to have been nominated to make the Feb 1st deadline, Barack Obama only had to not be GWB for 11 days.
It appears that Barack Obama has also won the Power Ball lottery on his first try. Next up, the Heisman. Is it too late to nominate Barack Obama as the MVP of MLB? After all, The One did have quite an impressive opening pitch at this years All-Star game, not!
Just as a reminder for those who may have missed the comments from the DNC, via the Politico. Who dare mock and make fun of “The One”, the “Obamamessiah”.
“The Republican Party has thrown in its lot with the terrorists – the Taliban and Hamas this morning – in criticizing the President for receiving the Nobel Peace prize,” DNC communications director Brad Woodhouse told POLITICO. “Republicans cheered when America failed to land the Olympics and now they are criticizing the President of the United States for receiving the Nobel Peace prize – an award he did not seek but that is nonetheless an honor in which every American can take great pride – unless of course you are the Republican Party.
“The 2009 version of the Republican Party has no boundaries, has no shame and has proved that they will put politics above patriotism at every turn. It’s no wonder only 20 percent of Americans admit to being Republicans anymore – it’s an embarrassing label to claim,” Woodhouse said.
Posted October 11, 2009 by Scared Monkeys Barack Obama, Fun, Humor, Media, Obamanation, Politics, War on Terror, WTF | 4 comments |
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What?? You’ve never heard of Prehumous awards? Sure, it’s the new thing. Why wait until after someone does something deserving? After all, the Nobel Peace Prize committee is so brilliant—they must have known what was going to happen in advance anyway. We were going to elect NO-bama. He will be elected the first WORLD’s President. He will win the Nobel Peace Prize. He will solve climate change, energy dependence, make government motors the number one car company, etc. Hell, just give him all the awards now and get it out of the way so he doesn’t have the burden hanging over his head. In fact, I’m not sure why all these climate change lunatics are so worried. Rising seas? Not a problem. NObama will part them.
I’m petitioning my Son’s school to make him Valedictorian (in 8 yrs). I’ve also petitioned Harvard to give him a Doctorate (prehumous of course). I told my company I deserve the top Salesperson award this year (I’m not a Salesperson but I know if I were I’d have a great year).
Any good liberal nObama would get a head start on everything and already be pushing the responsibility of everything off to others. That is, of course also in addition to continually BLAMING others for all the problems we have now–and telling his minions- Hey, I didn’t make all these problems—I’m just here trying to fix them all. Yet, nothing has changed. In fact, it’s all gotten worse.
“These challenges cannot be met by any one leader or any one nation,” the President said. “That’s why my administration wants to establish a new era of engagement in which all nations must take responsibility for the world we seek.”
So he’s getting the Nobel for making all nations take responsibility- Wow, Thanks Father Teresa.
Yasser Arafat, terrorist until the day he died, got one and Ronald Reagan, with Margaret Thatcher who liberated millions, didn’t. Makes sense…doesn’t it?
The Audacity of Hope is right!!! And the audacity of these Idiots on the Nobel Peace Committee is something else to behold as well.
shouldn’t a Nobel Prize winner actually have performed an act that recognized him or her as deserving of this award ? so far all i’ve seen from obama is … well, nothing !!
Oooppps… it was supposed to be
THE AUDACITY OF HYPE ! Will somebody PLEASE put a muzzle on this man?!?!? I am so sick of all the BS out of his mouth and the MSM kissing his ass….for what? What have you done for me, my Countrymen, my family, President Obama? SO FAR- NOT A DAMN THING THAT I CAN SEE!!!!!!!!! Where are my tax breaks & incentives you promised? Where are all the new jobs and improved economy? Why are my taxes GOING UP this year??? Why are thousands of young American Men & Women still in the War that you erroneously keep blaming GWB for? I thought you were going to put an end to this? Where is all the World Peace you have now won a bogus award for? Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm….seems to me we’ve got terrorist countries enriching their uranium plants and increasing their nuclear arms programs ten fold- while announcing their evil intentions to the rest of the planet that everyone else thinks you are saving??? PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!
Let’s hope the rest of America gets the wake up call before it’s too late.
[...] The prize did not go to President Barack Hussein Obama. Americans Elinor Ostrom and Oliver Williamson won the Nobel Prize for economics for work on how community institutions can prevent conflict. What? We demand a recount! I mean come on, Barack Obama deserved to win the Nobel Prize for Economics just as much as he did for the Nobel Peace Prize. [...]